Horribly translated crap

On 2023-10-19 at 01:33:56























































































































































5 :tounge: for gen 2
Since there is 3 tongue reactions, I'll add 2 more: π π :genius:

On 2023-10-19 at 04:07:29
every mkwii character put through google translate 700 times
Baby Mario-> It is a big city.
Baby Luigi-> Don't be afraid
Baby Peach-> I want to see
Baby Daisy-> I need help
Koopa Troopa-> But that's another story.
Dry Bones-> i am
Toad-> For example:
Toadette-> plan
Mario-> I want to see
Luigi-> I want to see
Yoshi-> drive the car
Peach-> He was angry.
Daisy-> If you are not registered yet.
Birdo-> you are a bird
Diddy Kong-> I love my parents too.
Bowser Jr.-> After drinking water.
Bowser-> Alive
Donkey Kong-> I was surprised
Wario-> in the church
Waluigi-> The answer is yes.
Rosalina-> Very good
King Boo-> Very good
Dry Bowser-> plan
Funky Kong-> The king died.
Mii-> They came to me
Baby Mario-> It is a big city.
Baby Luigi-> Don't be afraid
Baby Peach-> I want to see
Baby Daisy-> I need help
Koopa Troopa-> But that's another story.
Dry Bones-> i am
Toad-> For example:
Toadette-> plan
Mario-> I want to see
Luigi-> I want to see
Yoshi-> drive the car
Peach-> He was angry.
Daisy-> If you are not registered yet.
Birdo-> you are a bird
Diddy Kong-> I love my parents too.
Bowser Jr.-> After drinking water.
Bowser-> Alive
Donkey Kong-> I was surprised
Wario-> in the church
Waluigi-> The answer is yes.
Rosalina-> Very good
King Boo-> Very good
Dry Bowser-> plan
Funky Kong-> The king died.
Mii-> They came to me

On 2023-10-19 at 07:40:51
I Translated This List of UNDERTALE Characters (I Think I Forgot to Put Some Characters In It)
2015 Times Using https://www.ravbug.com/hypertranslate/
and I Got
I Might Do This with DELTARUNE Some Day
Frisk
Flowey
Toriel
Sans
Papyrus
Undyne
Alphys
Mettaton
Asgore
Asriel
Chara
Tem
Burgerpants
Dummy
Mad Dummy
Mad Mew Mew
Froggit
Whimsun
Moldsmal
Napstablook
Vegetoid
Migosp
Loox
Snowdrake
Chilldrake
Ice Cap
Doggo
Lesser Dog
Jerry
Dogamy and Dogarresa
Gyftrot
Glyde
Greater Dog
Aaron
Woshua
Shyren
Moldbygg
Monster Kid
Undyne the Undying
Vulkin
Tsunderplane
Pyrope
So Sorry
Royal Guards
Madjick
Knight Knight
Final Froggit
Whimsalot
Astigmatism
Mettaton EX
Mettaton NEO
Memoryhead
Reaper Bird
Endogeny
Lemon Bread
Snowdrake's Mother
Asgore
Photoshop Flowey
Asriel Dreemurr God of Hyperdeath
Lost Souls
Moldessa
Parsnik
Migospel
Annoying Dog
W.D. Gaster
Flowey
Toriel
Sans
Papyrus
Undyne
Alphys
Mettaton
Asgore
Asriel
Chara
Tem
Burgerpants
Dummy
Mad Dummy
Mad Mew Mew
Froggit
Whimsun
Moldsmal
Napstablook
Vegetoid
Migosp
Loox
Snowdrake
Chilldrake
Ice Cap
Doggo
Lesser Dog
Jerry
Dogamy and Dogarresa
Gyftrot
Glyde
Greater Dog
Aaron
Woshua
Shyren
Moldbygg
Monster Kid
Undyne the Undying
Vulkin
Tsunderplane
Pyrope
So Sorry
Royal Guards
Madjick
Knight Knight
Final Froggit
Whimsalot
Astigmatism
Mettaton EX
Mettaton NEO
Memoryhead
Reaper Bird
Endogeny
Lemon Bread
Snowdrake's Mother
Asgore
Photoshop Flowey
Asriel Dreemurr God of Hyperdeath
Lost Souls
Moldessa
Parsnik
Migospel
Annoying Dog
W.D. Gaster
2015 Times Using https://www.ravbug.com/hypertranslate/
and I Got
WHO
I'm very competitive.
What do you want
WHO
Everything is important.
father
But I do not.
methadone
For example
Yale University, Israel
I have many questions.
This is what you need to do
my heart
But I do not.
To choose
this year:
father
What do you want
Today:
Enter your address.
They live together.
We work together.
to calm down
Do people like food?
I understand the problem.
to calm down
Poor
kill the dog
This is not your time.
I understand the problem.
They live together.
For example
A big dog
Author: Harlan
It's a great tool.
my heart
to calm down
The story begins in the morning.
I'm very competitive.
To choose
But I do not.
my house
Enter your address.
This is what you need to do
It's our country.
Madagascar
Develop strategies and plans.
Let's start...
This place belongs to Pluto.
Poor
methadone
to go to school
Japanese companies
You can share it with others.
language
They have five children.
This is what you need to do
Don't use Photoshop.
Just put it
Send a message
Today:
This is what you need to do
Eastern Thailand
I love dogs
Just like yesterday
I'm very competitive.
What do you want
WHO
Everything is important.
father
But I do not.
methadone
For example
Yale University, Israel
I have many questions.
This is what you need to do
my heart
But I do not.
To choose
this year:
father
What do you want
Today:
Enter your address.
They live together.
We work together.
to calm down
Do people like food?
I understand the problem.
to calm down
Poor
kill the dog
This is not your time.
I understand the problem.
They live together.
For example
A big dog
Author: Harlan
It's a great tool.
my heart
to calm down
The story begins in the morning.
I'm very competitive.
To choose
But I do not.
my house
Enter your address.
This is what you need to do
It's our country.
Madagascar
Develop strategies and plans.
Let's start...
This place belongs to Pluto.
Poor
methadone
to go to school
Japanese companies
You can share it with others.
language
They have five children.
This is what you need to do
Don't use Photoshop.
Just put it
Send a message
Today:
This is what you need to do
Eastern Thailand
I love dogs
Just like yesterday
I Might Do This with DELTARUNE Some Day

On 2023-10-19 at 15:56:25























































































































































5 :tounge: for gen 2
ok yall asked for it
time for gen 2 pokemon translated 100 times




































































































6 :mario_dance: for gen 3


On 2023-10-19 at 21:40:48
Switched to high-fire firing from the BLU Pyro's launcher. He points his gun into the air and smiles triumphantly as a missile flies across the screen towards him.]
Pyro: [A missile hits the unconscious Pyro.] "Ah!"
[To the BLU Demoman drinking while being blasted off-screen by a Crit missile.]
[To BLU Heavy, who staged a mock confrontation.]
Heavy: "Captive!" [Explosion, most likely accompanied by a third Crit missile]
[The text "Soldier's Meeting" appears.]
[Turns to the soldier, looks at what looks like a row of soldiers.]
Soldier: "If the war must be won, you must fight!" Sun Tzu said so, and I'd say he knows a little more about war than you, my friend, because he invented it. This he did, and then he perfected it until no man could ever "surpass a living man in the ring of honour."
[Martial Arts Games]
[Speech of the soldier holding his ship and shouting.]
[The soldier then shoots the final capture point in the Granary with his rifle, killing the Demoman, who shoots him but misses. It transforms into a rocket launcher and a BLU doctor appears behind it, firing syringes.]
Red Demoman: "Left!"
Soldier: "Maggots!"
[The soldier turns left and fires a missile at the doctor, trapping him.]
Red Sniper: "Get up! Get up!"
Red Heavy: "Go, go, go!"
[Soldiers, Sniper and Heavy enter battle as explosions occur around them.]
[End to troop training. The music stops.]
Soldier: "Then he used the war money...
[The soldier unholsters two hand grenades from his belt.]
Soldier: ... take one from every animal in the world, then take them to the boat...
[Soldier demonstrates how to use grenades and detonates them by making a walking motion.]
Soldier: ...and then hit each one individually.
[The soldier throws two grenades at each other several times.]
[Let's go back to the battlefield. The music starts again.]
Red Scout: (behind cover) "The guard is there!"
[The soldier runs towards the guard's gun and fires a rocket into the pipe, knocking the guard out and killing the engineer in the process.]
[BLU Heavy and Pyro capture the final capture point. He smiles happily. The soldier jumps down and fires a critical missile, landing on the ground before impact. It kills both Heavy and Pyro in the explosion. The spy takes off his shirt and tries to stab the soldier in the back, but the soldier takes off his tent and quickly throws the spy out.]
[Freeze Frame]
[Military training started]
Soldier: (laughing to himself) "And from that day on, whenever a group of animals gathers in one place, they call it 'zozen'!"
[Screams are heard as the "Soldiers" are revealed to be standing in the portal with the Gibbed heads of Team BLU members, and they are all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. The doctor's head falls out of the portal.]
[Team Fortress 2 ends with great music.]
Soldier: (To the Chief Doctor) "Until there is no agriculture left!"
Pyro: [A missile hits the unconscious Pyro.] "Ah!"
[To the BLU Demoman drinking while being blasted off-screen by a Crit missile.]
[To BLU Heavy, who staged a mock confrontation.]
Heavy: "Captive!" [Explosion, most likely accompanied by a third Crit missile]
[The text "Soldier's Meeting" appears.]
[Turns to the soldier, looks at what looks like a row of soldiers.]
Soldier: "If the war must be won, you must fight!" Sun Tzu said so, and I'd say he knows a little more about war than you, my friend, because he invented it. This he did, and then he perfected it until no man could ever "surpass a living man in the ring of honour."
[Martial Arts Games]
[Speech of the soldier holding his ship and shouting.]
[The soldier then shoots the final capture point in the Granary with his rifle, killing the Demoman, who shoots him but misses. It transforms into a rocket launcher and a BLU doctor appears behind it, firing syringes.]
Red Demoman: "Left!"
Soldier: "Maggots!"
[The soldier turns left and fires a missile at the doctor, trapping him.]
Red Sniper: "Get up! Get up!"
Red Heavy: "Go, go, go!"
[Soldiers, Sniper and Heavy enter battle as explosions occur around them.]
[End to troop training. The music stops.]
Soldier: "Then he used the war money...
[The soldier unholsters two hand grenades from his belt.]
Soldier: ... take one from every animal in the world, then take them to the boat...
[Soldier demonstrates how to use grenades and detonates them by making a walking motion.]
Soldier: ...and then hit each one individually.
[The soldier throws two grenades at each other several times.]
[Let's go back to the battlefield. The music starts again.]
Red Scout: (behind cover) "The guard is there!"
[The soldier runs towards the guard's gun and fires a rocket into the pipe, knocking the guard out and killing the engineer in the process.]
[BLU Heavy and Pyro capture the final capture point. He smiles happily. The soldier jumps down and fires a critical missile, landing on the ground before impact. It kills both Heavy and Pyro in the explosion. The spy takes off his shirt and tries to stab the soldier in the back, but the soldier takes off his tent and quickly throws the spy out.]
[Freeze Frame]
[Military training started]
Soldier: (laughing to himself) "And from that day on, whenever a group of animals gathers in one place, they call it 'zozen'!"
[Screams are heard as the "Soldiers" are revealed to be standing in the portal with the Gibbed heads of Team BLU members, and they are all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. The doctor's head falls out of the portal.]
[Team Fortress 2 ends with great music.]
Soldier: (To the Chief Doctor) "Until there is no agriculture left!"