[SEASON 2 SIGNUPS] How to win a Race.

Nuts... Me pls!!

Name: ShortBug
Color: Switch Dark Home Menu Black
Personality: Hates losing, doesn't swear, amateur but strategic racer, amazing sniper.

y'know theres already 15 right?

Uh... I didn't know you already accepted Sebastian... smt...

that dont mean nun, its about who requested first

Cool!

@ShortBugYT could take spooky yoshi's place

Why, certainly!

Episode 4: Grand Prix 1b


How to win a race episode 4 featuring...

1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)


(numbers 12, 13, 14, and 15 will be seen in Episode 5 Grand Prix 1c)



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Mimi: You have been accepted to the Mario Kart PC group! Follow me so I can introduce you to your team!
WorldRecord: *follows Mimi*
Mimi: This is your team! *whispers* they're really bad... Joshy and Yoshi get into fights then they're friends and then they're back to fighting, be careful around them...Anyways team, welcome your new team mate WorldRecord!

*silence...*

???: HEY! Show some respect!

everyone turns around to see who was speaking

???: I'm gonna be your new coach! My name is Jay, i am a really chill guy, just do what is asked and we're cool, got it?

All: Got it


Max: Hey new guy, wanna be friends? I can protect you from those 2 weirdos Yoshi and Joshy.
WorldRecord: Okay!
Miku: What are we gonna do now?
Jay: Head to the racetrack because we're in the Grand Prix.
Joshy to yoshi: This coach is so weird
Yoshi: I know right? So strict
*they all walk to the racetrack*
Coolmonkey: Hey Max! Do you think we're gonna win this race?
Max: Oh yeah we're gonna win it!
Miku: Aren't we doing daisy hills?
August: That's my favorite one!

*the words daisy hills echos in Max's head getting flashbacks of running goats over*

Daisy Hills...I think we can still win it..!


Announcement: Welcome to the Grand Prix 2! We can a crazy race yesterday and we will surely have an amazing race today!
*everyone setting up*

Announcement: We have same teams as yesterday, are both teams ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
Team None: YES!


Lakitu: I think y'all know what to do, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!!!

Announcement: And they're off! With new racer WorldRecord carry his team!

Joshy: How is that new guy carrying us?!
Yoshi: There's no way he's THAT experienced!
Joshy: Nah, that's it im gonna get there!
Yoshi: JOSHY STOP IT!

Announcement: WOW! We have Joshy zooming right past Pro Karters and driving right by his team mate, this is a guaranteed successful first lap!

WorldRecord: Oh, Hi team mate! Want to work together?
Joshy: Listen, i dont need your help and I don't need your ass on MY TEAM. If you're gonna be on my team, do as I say.
WorldRecord: I thought we were team mates!
*Joshy zooms off as his pride gets the most of him*
August: *in 4th* an item box! *pulls triple red shells* Yes!
Marcelo: *takes a sharp drift*
Limey: *pulls and item box* there's special abilities too!? THIS IS DOPE.
Zach: IM IN 9TH?!?! UGH! Oh look an item box! *pulls a bullet bill* I guess you can call me the luckiest man in MKPC!
Coolmonkey: *drving in peace* What's that noise? Is that an airplane? *turns around* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*gets knocked by the bullet bill*

Announcement: We have Pro Karters in last and somehow have the entire team of "None" in the front pack! What a surprise!!

Pro Karter #1: GRRRRRR, I'm NOT gonna let those people get in front of ME, IM THE BEST. NOT THEM. *pulls a golden mushroom and a star*

He zooms past all the Team "None"'ers

Yoshi: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Pro Karter #1: Yo mama bitch. *zooms past them*
WorldRecord: Who's that?
Yoshi: He's one of the Pro Karters, and he's already shown his cockiness. C'mon WorldRecord, let's show him!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Okay! Lets go!

Announcement: Pro Karter #1 has just passed Yoshi and Worldrecord and it seems they're not happy about that!

Lakitu: Lap 2, You can win this "None" I know you can!

Pro Karter #1: Hmm, so they're catching up huh. Well fine then. *smashes the gas*
Yoshi: He's challenging us to a race huh.
WorldRecord: Don't worry, I'll show him a real race.

Announcement: Wow we have a real competition happening here, WorldRecord and Pro Karter #1 are having a real race! And Yoshi comes up right behind him! AND Joshy! AND AUGUST! AND THE WHOLE TEAM "None"!
*crowd cheering*

Pro Karter: Ugh would you get lost for once? *zooms off*
August: Oh no! My team needs my help, well i'll be a good team mate and help them!
Miku: Oh no August needs help! I should go too!
Zach: Where is my team going? Welp I should go too!
Limey: *catching up* Hey August!
August: Oh hi Limey!! *blushing*
Limey: Im just catching up to help my team mate from that toxic b-b-bad person!

Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!! GO!!!!!

WorldRecord: Hey! What was all the disrespect back there for?!
Pro Karter #1: Oh my goodness, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR TEAM DOESN'T WANT YOU, I dont even KNOW WHO ACCEPTED YOU INTO THIS, BUT YOU CLEARLY DONT BELONG.
*WorldRecord stops completely while everyone past by him*
Joshy: Ey bitch, dont fuck with my friend like that or ill get physical.

Announcement: Oh? WorldRecord has come to a complete stop! Without him, his team will lose!

*crowd cheering and WorldRecord hears a voice*

Mimi: WORLDRECORD WIN FOR ME!!

*in his head* im gonna win this, for my family, mimi, but mostly, for my team, the one's who accepted me as a FRIEND,WorldRecord: CAUSE GUESS WHAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, HATERS WILL BE HATERS

*WorldRecord takes off a crazy high speeds passing all the racers*

*crowd goes crazy*

Announcement: WOW WHAT A COMEBACK!
Joshy: WorldRecord! Win for us!
*everything goes into slow mo*
Yoshi: Woah!
Miku: You go man!
Max: Win for us!
Pro Karter #1: *sees that he got passed by WorldRecord* what the...
*normal speed*

Announcement: AND the winner is
Lakitu: AND the winner is

Lakitu: TEAM NONE!! MAINLY WORLDRECORD.

*crowd screams in joy*
Mimi: Yes! WorldRecord you did it! *watching in the crowd*

Joshy: YEAH WORLDRECORD THATS MY BOY!
Max: YOU DID IT!!
Yoshi: ATTA BOY!!
August: GREAT WORK MAN!!
Miku: YOU'RE THE BEST!
Limey: YOU ROCK!
Zach: YOU'RE AMAZING!!
Marcelo: AWESOME!!
*as they all hug WorldRecord*

Well! That's the end of the 2nd race of the Grand Prix, stay tuned folks for "Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c"

did you even read the list. it's been updated hours ago when I realized Spooky Yoshi has to be cut off way before you requested to be in the fanfic

Oh, sorry!

no you’re good I’m mainly talking to short bug cause I just dropped a list

I didn't see the list....

Amazing episode. I knew I would carry the team lol

Nah, pretty sure it’s tomorrow it's already 12:42 here in France! XD  🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
             

Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c


How to win a race episode 5 featuring...


1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)


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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*

Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.

Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.

Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.

mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.

*they all walk out*

Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!

Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...

Lakitu: Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!

Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!

Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*

Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!

Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*

they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*

Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?

Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!

*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*

they exit and taunt at the finish line

Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...

*they both cross the line*

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!


Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic

Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!

Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d

Love my lines

Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d (TRAILER)


Shy Guy: Hey! What are you doing in our territory?!?!

Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Grand Prix! We will be racing in the Shy Guy Baazar! Racers will have to be careful! Shy Guys get real aggressive when others get in their territory!

ZOOM!

Yoshi: Let's go!!
Joshy: Oh yeah!
UK: Hell yea.
WorldRecord: Out my way!
August: Woooo!!

Shy Guy: Hi there..can i...drive in your kart with you...?
Yoshi: Such a cutie pie! Hop in!

Shy Guy Mom: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY!
Shy Guy: Oop, thats my mom...Well, i always come back to her, keep driving!

Shy Guy: Im gonna tell my master your racing on OUR land! General Guy!!!!!!!