MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-04-18 at 18:00:56
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
this is for intentionally bad suggestions
why my suggestions are always bad? i made a good one! not always a bad one!
IamJack is not saying that your suggestions are bad. He is saying that this forum topic is only for suggestions that are intentionally bad. That means that you are only allowed to put bad MKPC update suggestions that are meant to be bad here in this forum topic.
ok, but... i want when wargor add these prediction suggestions for the next update!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand gonna be added for the next update?
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On 2025-04-18 at 20:42:13
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
On 2025-04-18 at 20:53:19
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
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Yesterday at 00:24:12
1. every time you reverse drift, you get a 10 minute ad (unskippable) and you cant even ALT F4 the window or the ad + a new ad: 
2. permanently on 0.001 FPS
3. a balloon appears when you send a message in the forum
4. only build courses that look like MC1
5. online, you always have to play a 99-lap race on CI2 or VL2
2. permanently on 0.001 FPS
3. a balloon appears when you send a message in the forum
4. only build courses that look like MC1
5. online, you always have to play a 99-lap race on CI2 or VL2
Yesterday at 05:19:13
When you get a facepalm, your account becomes terminated forever.
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Yesterday at 19:42:05
If you say a message on the forum your name changes to the message you just sent.
Example: if @WorldRecord said "I claimed a world record" then his name would change to "I claimed a world record"
Example: if @WorldRecord said "I claimed a world record" then his name would change to "I claimed a world record"
Yesterday at 19:47:13
if someone reacts with :xd: on one of your posts then on every page you go on there's going to be a clash royale "heheheha" gif popup with sound playing forever and it'll spin in random directions across the screen forever, and it increases everytime someone does a :xd: on the same or another post. Oh and another thing, this update will take into account all your previous messages before the update was in the game
@WorldRecord GOD DAMN IT HES ON MY SCREEN
mannnn i freaking hate you lot
@WorldRecord GOD DAMN IT HES ON MY SCREEN
mannnn i freaking hate you lot
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3Today at 00:47:58
Very wtf suggestion: people who get a mario_dead react on a forum message will have all of the forum topics they have at lease one message on deleted.
Today at 01:01:25
An Item that gives the race more laps than usual.
Today at 02:46:55
An item that makes in-game time travel sideways
Today at 06:17:16
Baby Tunnel
Similar to Hazel's Retro Oil Spill, entering such tunnel would throw the player that entered it into the obvious: Baby Park! And that doing just only a single lap is a requirement to continue on the main one.
Similar to Hazel's Retro Oil Spill, entering such tunnel would throw the player that entered it into the obvious: Baby Park! And that doing just only a single lap is a requirement to continue on the main one.