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Messages 1191 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle11870 pts ★ Champion
United Kingdom
Nodac64 wrote:
Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.


Ain't the same thing.
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Messages 1942 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs5923 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
Nodac64 wrote:
Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.


Ain't the same thing.

Yeah, I know. ("I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW BRENT I KNOW";)
Y
Messages 27 - Koopa Koopa
vs5486 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
I created God and I killed him
Messages 13 - Koopa Koopa
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
I made a human for Thanksgiving
im a turkey
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Revenge on humans
xd3
Messages 1862 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11738 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
I poured red lemonade into my cousin's caramel and vanilla milkshake and she didn't even notice until my niece ran past and tipped it onto the floor accidentally, and my niece got the blame for it
Messages 1270 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs16320 pts ★ Master
battle13554 pts ★ Champion
Honduras
I just...

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Messages 1862 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs11738 pts ★ Champion
battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
I found the secret Deltarune Chapter 5 cutscene where Noelle says "Kris, I want you to meet my secret cousin, Rory Nyte," then I became the Roaring Knight and committed 7 accounts of The Roaring and 1225 accounts of "1225" Holy Shit Is That December Dess Holiday Aka The Roaring Knight
Messages 218 - Toad Toad
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
I ate water. I didnt drink it. I ate it.
Messages 544 - Mario Mario
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battle8583 pts ★ Expert
United States
I just...

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and so I fell for the trap

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Messages 1270 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs16320 pts ★ Master
battle13554 pts ★ Champion
Honduras
Glitched wrote:
I just...

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and so I fell for the trap

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so did i...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

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Messages 318 - Peach Peach
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battle4902 pts ★ Budding pilot
United States
I looked at the wall
xd2
Messages 166 - Bowser Bowser
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Canada
i slept 3,650 hours so now i dont have to sleep until next december
xd1
Messages 218 - Toad Toad
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
I became a ham sandwich
xd1
Messages 1270 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Honduras
i did something
Messages 166 - Bowser Bowser
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Canada
i ate the moon
Messages 469 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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battle5289 pts ★ Novice
Sweden
I did not exist
joy1
Messages 218 - Toad Toad
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
I walked my fish. Yes my fish can walk and yes my fish has legs
Messages 1270 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Honduras
I i'ed I
Messages 218 - Toad Toad
vs11277 pts ★ Champion
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
XIvMAhlS wrote:
I did not exist

How did you type the message if you didn't exist
genius1
Messages 1270 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle13554 pts ★ Champion
Honduras
I walked my fish. Yes my fish can walk and yes my fish has legs

I fished my fish that fished a fish.

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