MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
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16482 pts ★ MasterOn 2025-04-21 at 20:03:33
Ban hammer shell item
Acts like a red shell, but instead of hitting other players, it gets them permenantly banned from MKPC
Acts like a red shell, but instead of hitting other players, it gets them permenantly banned from MKPC
On 2025-04-21 at 20:12:04
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
because i dont want when these update suggestions comes to the next update! only the one when i posted!
well boohoo you ruined it for everyone cuz i wont budge until you change or are banned
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On 2025-04-21 at 22:06:03
6. if you blue shell someone that follows you, you lose 50% of your VR
7. if you use a shock/lightning, you disconnect
8. if you get last place, you get rickrolled
9. if you get 1st, you have to watch an hour of mrbeast
10. if you click this, your forum messages get cut in half:
7. if you use a shock/lightning, you disconnect
8. if you get last place, you get rickrolled
9. if you get 1st, you have to watch an hour of mrbeast
10. if you click this, your forum messages get cut in half:
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On 2025-04-21 at 23:59:43
an item that gets used immediately and turns the track into baby park
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On 2025-04-22 at 20:20:10
When your messages get gamba reacts, your PFP changes to a gamba
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On 2025-04-22 at 20:27:09
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
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On 2025-04-22 at 22:27:48
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
On 2025-04-22 at 22:29:51
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
On 2025-04-22 at 22:31:34
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
I know right!
and does he seriously not know that HE is the reason the other MKPC update suggestions topic was locked???
On 2025-04-22 at 22:33:37
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
I know right!
and does he seriously not know that HE is the reason the other MKPC update suggestions topic was locked???
At this point he should have stayed inactive on the forum. But let's not stray off topic..
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On 2025-04-22 at 22:44:00
A Black Shell That Acts Like A Blue Shell But Instand Of Hitting The Player In First... IT HITS EVERYONE ON THE RACE NO MATTER THE PLACE YOU'RE IN And You'll Be Stunned For 20 SECONDS
Actually sounds cool for a real April Fools update. However, it would also look like the developers have a creative crisis since we already got Dark Shell.
Yeah Lol
On 2025-04-23 at 00:28:02
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
I know right!
and does he seriously not know that HE is the reason the other MKPC update suggestions topic was locked???
At this point he should have stayed inactive on the forum. But let's not stray off topic..
but well, guess what i will not suggest nothing in this topic! tell to fiery to unlock the other topic!
On 2025-04-23 at 00:29:25
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
but looks like a bit bad... and i want when this gonna be added! so calm down!
On 2025-04-23 at 07:56:56
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
I know right!
and does he seriously not know that HE is the reason the other MKPC update suggestions topic was locked???
At this point he should have stayed inactive on the forum. But let's not stray off topic..
but well, guess what i will not suggest nothing in this topic! tell to fiery to unlock the other topic!
I honestly don't know what to say
On 2025-04-23 at 20:23:24
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
but looks like a bit bad... and i want when this gonna be added! so calm down!
This is a topic for suggesting bad game suggestions. As for Wii graphics, if you want HD so bad, emulate it. As for your messages, search ''IDEA: Mariokart PC Update?'' if you want to post good suggestions so bad.
1On 2025-04-23 at 21:25:19
roll a dice to drive
1On 2025-04-23 at 21:32:35
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
but looks like a bit bad... and i want when this gonna be added! so calm down!
this topic not about add future updates, topic is about joke updates that not get added ok?
4On 2025-04-23 at 23:37:36
People who ping other people are forced to swap their name with the person they pinged
Example:
Mario's new name is now Luigi
Example:
Mario's new name is now Luigi
On 2025-04-23 at 23:40:36
People who ping other people are forced to change their name to the person they pinged
Example:
Mario's new name is now Luigi
Example:
Mario's new name is now Luigi
That would be great except two people can't share usernames.
How about they swap usernames?