[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race

Mind if a make a fanfic that takes place in the how to win a race universe?

Who are you and who's permission did you get from? Next time ask the actual owner

by the way please dont make this complicated, i just need one color

Episode 1: How to win a race?

list of current participants:
https://ibb.co/4nf90KLW


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it is the beginning of a new era. Sign ups are being sent for racers who would like to participate this season. But there are 2 racers who i'd like to mention. Joshy and Yoshi.


*at home enjoying summer*
Joshy: AND THEN HE TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS
Yoshi: I SAW!!
*Joshy's mom from downstairs*
Julia: Hey Yoshi, Joshy! I think y'all would wanna see this!
TV: MKPC is open for July! Sign-ups are open now! Sign up today to participate in the Mario Kart PC group! There will be fun, friends, and obviously...RACING! Come on down to MKPC Central to sign up today!

Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in shcok and happiness
both: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Julia: Get my keys Joshy!
in the car
Joshy: I cannot wait to see my friends again! I really do hope most of them stayed.
Yoshi: Y'know, last season went by so fast. I remember we'd fight all the time.
Joshy: And that sleepover we had at my place!
Yoshi: That was lit bro.
Julia: We're here! Joshy do you think you can go on y'all's own?
Joshy: Yeah ma! Don't worry! I'm getting older
enters
Yoshi: Wowwww, just like last season.
Joshy: And Mimi's still working here!
walks towards the signup desk
Mimi: Oh are you here for the Mario Kart group?
both: yes!
Mimi: Oh right! I remember y'all! Always fightin *chuckles* Anyways here's the sign up sheet.
Yoshi: Oh...this one is...different.
Mimi: Yes! Because you guys participated last season, you guys have different questions and more options on the sheet! Head to the room west.
Joshy: Okay, thanks!
filling out form
Yoshi: Im done.
Joshy: Damn bro I just started!

And someone else enters the building. Who could that be?
Jay: Could I get a sign up form please?
*Joshy and Yoshi looking from the room*
Joshy: Yooo its Jay!
Yoshi: I thought he'd take a break.
Jay enters
Jay: JOSHY?
Joshy: YOSHI?
Yoshi: JOSHY?
Joshy: JAY?
Jay: YOSHI?!
Yoshi: JOSHY?!?
*they all jump in excitement*
Jay: I'm so happy to see yall here! How's yall's summer so far?
Yoshi: Amazing.
Joshy: Awesome! By the way what cups do you think we are doing this season?
Jay: Can't tell, its a secret for these people who are reading these letters that have been typed from the owner of this fanfic.
Yoshi: Huh?
Jay: 'nun
they all finish signing up and head outside
Joshy: You guys wanna race at the practice site?
Joshy: Bet.
Jay: Ey, y'all going down twin.
Joshy: This track is just a small oval but, whatever!
they hop into the karts
Jay: 3
Yoshi: 2
Joshy: 1
All: GO!
Jay: *drifts*
Joshy: *gets item box* No item? Ugh.
Yoshi: *zooms past with mushroom*
Jay: No!
*ZOOM!*
Jay: *gets item box and gets a red shell* Ima hold this.
Yoshi: *yoshi destroys with star*
Jay: Hey!

FINAL LAP!
Joshy: *in last* Hah! I got a bullet bill! I can use this to steal 1st!
little does Joshy know, Yoshi has been holding his shock item.
SHOCK!
Joshy: NO!

1st: Yoshi
2nd: Jay
3rd: Yoshi

Jay: Hey good game yall. I'll see y'all tomorrow, i think more people gonna be here.
Joshy: Hey Yoshi? How do you win a race?
Yoshi: I dunno, hold your shock in secret after being in last to ruin someones plan of using a bullet bill to steal 1st and brag about how they won
Joshy: Right...


EPISODE 2! Coming soon...

Can't wait for the next episode lol btw this could be interesting and mostly because we do not know which cup it's going to be but i think it could be maybe Wii's flower cup or maybe Ds's Flower cup i may be wrong but i'll just guess

Ok

NOTICE!! Before the episode starts, i'd like to announce that there are 14 people in the fanfic and someone can take that last spot because the max i can have is 15. To sign up, please give me ONLY your NAME, COLOR, and PERSONALITY. I dont need no red-black, i dont need no "where i was born" i just ONLY need, name color and personality. Adding your kart is fine i dont mind .
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                                          Season 2
                     
                      Episode 2: Rival Reunion

Another person walks into the building
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick

Joshy: You also get standard

Yoshi: and you

British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.

And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger

in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking

EPISODE 3 COMING SOON...

Cool Episode!

No joke: I saw a swimmer with the last name of Joshi at a swim meet.

                                          Season 2
                      Episode 3: Battle of the rebels



in the locker room..
Sebastian: And then I got my bullet bill!
British: That was sick.
*mimi walks in*
Mimi: I am here to announce you guys will be doing the global "Battle of the rebels" Which is a very new event we have been hosting before every Advanced Grand Prix.
everyone: Battle of the rebels??
Mimi: Yes! Instead of a practice race which you guys did last season when you were in beginner league, you guys will be in a Balloon Battle! You must make a team and try to pop the other teams balloons to win! The arena you guys will be battling on is the "Chain Chomp Wheel". The battle will be starting in 5 minutes, get ready!
everyone rushing
Jay: WHERES MY LOCKER?!
Yoshi: I THINK I FORGOT MY CODE
T: Guys we have 5 minutes, we still have time! Im gonna head to the arena.
Joshy: I'm already done, im gonna come too.
British: *putting on shoes*
5 minutes pass and everyone is ready
*The 3 teams walk out*
Announcement: Welcome to the "Battle of the rebels". If you don't know. It is an event we hold for the MKPC Advanced League before every Grand Prix, they will be doing the balloon battle on the Chain Chomp Wheel arena please enjoy, THE BATTLE OF THE REBELS.
Lakitu: Are you guys ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, BATTLE!!!
they all swarm around the arena like ants in a mound
CHAAAARRRGEEEE!!!!
British: RELEASE THE GREEN SHELLS!
green shells go scattering around the arena
Red Cherry #5: GUYS WATCH OUT THERES GREEN SHELLS COMING OUR WAY!!!
Jay: Guys we need to jump them!
Refridge: But with what?! And how?!
Yoshi: wait... we can all try to get attack items and we will attack them!
All: YEAH!
*in the pro karters area*
Pro Karter 1: Team none are trying to jump us! We must have a defense mechanism. We will use our bullet bills, red shells and bananas to stop them from raiding us!
ALL: YEAH!
*crowd cheering*
Nommanic: I have the star, now lets go!
Glitched: CHAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEE!!!!
Joshy: I popped a balloon!
T: They're firing bullet bills!
Pro Karter 5: Haha our plan is working!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Now that they are fighting we can demolish both of them with our bullet bills and stars! Are yall ready?!
ALL: YEAH
Red Cherry 2: CHAAAARRRGGGEEEE!!!
with the fighting teams
Jay: Oh shit! THEY'RE COMING TO JUMP US!!!!
Glitched: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gelatin: I have a shock!
British: USE IT!!! THERES A BULLET BILL BEHIND YOU!!
*looks behind*
British: HURRY!!!!
SHOCK
Jay: Nice job gelatin! All of them have 2 balloons left!
Joshy: Guys...i'm on..my last...balloon..
Yoshi: Oh no! Joshy! DEFENSE FORMATION!
they all circle around Joshy holding their red shells ready to strike whoever attacks joshy
Pro Karter 1: Haha.. you really think a red shell will stop all 30 of us? Including the 15 red cherries! We all have bullet bills and yall only have red shells, do you reall-
Jay: Yeah just throw the shells already.
ZOOOOM
the red shells come right for the pro karters.
Yoshi: Yo look! Pro Karter 1 is on his last balloon!
Jay: Well...I got one more red shell. Just. For. You!
FIRE!
Pro Karter 1: Hey wait...I did not really mean it, We can be friends! WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

the pro karters look in fear
Jay: Now its just us, vs you. ATTACK!!
red shells fire eliminating the Pro Karters.
Yoshi: Now we just hae to eliminate the red cherries!
Sebastian: I got triple red shells!
Red Cherries: GUYS, ATTACK FORMATION
Team None: RELEASE THE BULLET BILLS!
Announcement: And it is a brawl, bullet bills, red and green shells all around the arena. OH! There are only 3 red cherries left! Will they be able to make a comeback?!
Nommanic: I have the shock, I can use it if you want.
T: Yeah just go ahead.
*crowd cheers*
AND TEAM NONE HAS WON THE BALLOON BATTLE!!
*crowd cheers in joy*
Joshy: Guys we did it! Thanks for protecting me!
Sebastian: We aren't gonna let anyone take our teammate away!
British: Yeah!
Jay: Im gonna head to the cafeteria im hungry as fuck.
Yoshi: Let me come with you too, im tired.

EPISODE 4 COMING SOON!

Can I have more screentime, everybody else gets an equal amount while I only get 1 line and I don't appear until episode 3

Very Good Episode! Also The Fact That This Was Battle Mode Instand Of The Normal Grand Prix Mode It's Very Cool!

If GamerGuy's copy fanfic falls apart, I might as well join this fanfic.
Name: Flare
Color: Red
Species: Raboot
Note: Flare can talk, even though he's a Pokémon. Due to how many people know what a Pokémon is, no one freaks out that he can talk.
Personality: Chill, pretty much.
Kart: That Fire Flower kart from MKWorld.
Edit: @jay--, put me in this fanfic...
Edit 2: Oh shoot, I'm late, didn't realize that... ;-;

You're calling it a "Fantic." It should be "Fanfic."
I like "Fantics!"

Anyways, the copy part meant doing a race themed "fantic," not a "fantic" straight up. Also, there was a reason I crossed it out.

                                                  Season 2
              Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup

in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!

LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*

FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay: *punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!

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Yes, good work. Best thing to do in this situation.