mkpc: retail edition

okay, i saw this topic called "mkpc city" while browsing mkpc and i had an idea to create a "freestyle fanfic" or something like that, except everybody has buisnesses.

in order to join, you need to specicify what your buisness sells, does, and pick a number, which is what the building adress will be on the endless street this story takes place on.

i'll set up the first buisness: "snowy's uncurse corporation"
endless street location: 0 (yes it also goes into negative numbers)

sells:
unsee juice
eye rem- i mean eye cleaner
cringing setup kits
mass grass producer
and more, i guess

MNL's stupid shop

building number: 1

sells

livers
games
elephant power ups
living, breathing kirbys.
satan spray
mario spray
rocket launchers


btw do you read the "living, breathing kirbys." part in a different voice

Wal68's Taco Stand

Building number: 68

Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess

Ein Krieger's Essen

Building number: 88

Products:
Corpse starch
Corpse starch
Corpse starch
Corpse starch (grandmothers edition)
Corpse starch

xrunner's (rather odd) shop

address: 2315

featuring:
cadbury's freddo
packet of crisps
lawnmowers
mattresses
and more bri'ish and other thingbobs!
if you know the secret unlock method i also have video games and other thingbobs.

Employees:
xrunner48 (owner)
DCU_2315
Runner

oh, by the way, shop owners can interact and buy stuff from other shops

Teon's toy shop:

Building Number: 5072

Sells:
Teddy Bear 2:99
Pack of 6 Wooden Block 4:99
Somari Action Figure 1:99
Mystery Toy Car 1:99
Cheap (possible possessed) Dvd 0:01
Any Switch Game 69:99


ARAN IS BANED FROM THIS SHOP

Teon's Toy Shop is not responsiblefor any injuries, deaths, kidnappings, or the Antlantic. If you are reading this Aran, fuck you.

Möchte jemand von euch etwas Leichenmehl Stärke, um es als Fleisch für seine Lebensmittel zu verwenden

bearbeiten: Ich denke, @Wal68 möchte die Stärke vielleicht in seinen Tacos verwenden

edit: google translate is pretty bad.

Noob’s gun store

I will refuse service to feds!

Building location: 07

Sells:

Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22

Shotguns

-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12

Handguns

-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911

Ammunition

-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.

Other stuff

-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook



















So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.

May I have some bombs, just in case Aran comes back

My video games are overpriced as f**k so I obviously do have enough

May I place an order for a taco and a glass of poison mushroom juice please?

Don't ask why, but I need a clash royale figure and a AK-47. No licence required?

Sure! 🌮🥤

Ich hätte gerne etwas Leichenstärke, damit könnte ich ein neues Taco-Rezept erfinden!

Edit: It's fine I don't understand german either xD

pineapple pizza without the pineapples or i kill you. also by any chance do you have wonder flower soda?

The taco stand is still under intensive development and doesn't have any of these items yet

give me the poison mushroom juice

ok, it's spicy though so be careful! 🥤

thank you!!!!! wait i dont feel so good