Switch eShop IS COOKED

Switch. It's laggy, there's all sorts of trash and they DON'T HAVE MUSIC.

they do have gold coins tho which i personally find pretty cool

The gold coins are gone now.

rip coins

There's a lotta slop on Switch Eshop
Some games have AI boxart and stuff

The music really isn't a problem tho.

Hop3fully they improve the speed next time.

I really miss the 3ds eshop...

Me too, my friend... me too... BUT YOU CAN USE THE HSHOP

WHAT

People, I turned on my 3DS (or my WiiU), and I stayed on the eshop only for the LEGENDARY MUSIC THAT ROCKED MY CHILDHOOD 😭



I'm gonna cry

No, YOU'RE gonna cry

So, I was just scrolling through the eShop randomly to find something that couldn't be shown on YouTube. (one nanosecond lol I didn't even get to scroll)

Whaddya mean ?

he means nsfw

I do too. I almost cried when it closed because I used it so much and it was the only Nintendo Shop I really enjoyed visiting.

*coughs* switch 2 eshop pls be 3ds combined with wii *cough*

Respectfully, absolutely not

Doing the same thing again is what almost killed the company with the WiiU

The same way they stopped pandering to the GameCubers with the 3DS, I need zero pandering to the Wii/3DS generations with the Switch 2 as a whole, eShop included. Shops are not meant to be whimsical because there's nothing whimsical about spending money. It just needs to run faster really.

Music would be nice but not necessary, especially if it's something I'd put on mute like the old shop themes.

I'd rather they let us choose our own shop theme from some 1st party songs, Xenoblade 3's menu theme/PIKMIN 4 base music would work really well.

I agree with everything you said. The Switch eShop is Garbage. Another thing you forgot to mention is even with Parental Controls On, Games Rated from T-A are still there. And there are some Games that are Rated T-A with Box Arts that aren't sutable for Younger Kids.

There is definitely a way to restrict what games can be seen on the Eshop. I don't think it's on by default tho.

I have been summoned

anyways, yeah. I never really understood how Nintendo is able to allow such bullcrap, like shovelwares, adult games, and asset flips.

i remember watching a raysfire vid about the switch eshop, and playing the weirdest games he could find. there was this one game calles "Skating with Maxwell Cat: The Game Simulator" and, seriously, HOW did nintendo barely think of allowing that into the switch?

Tbf, most indie games are not good. It usually takes a while for a new creator to make a good game.

I'll also admit that I dunno why you'd ever use any Virtual Shop ever outside of buying that one game that you already know you wanted to buy so maybe I can't really talk about it.