Knock knock jokes - MKPC Forum

BritishYoshi

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Bowser

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On 2025-05-27 at 22:13:53

This is a topic for 'Knock Knock' jokes.

I'll start:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?

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I didn't know you were an owl! rire

GamerJax55

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Luigi

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On 2025-05-27 at 22:18:07

Knock knock!
Who's there?

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4
4 who?

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For you: 🎁

Open Gift:

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https://media.tenor.com/05uuw_HTPOYAAAAM/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up.gif

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BritishYoshi

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On 2025-05-27 at 22:19:11

GamerJax55 wrote:

Knock knock!
Who's there?

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4
4 who?

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For you: 🎁

Thanks!

EDIT: Oh wait.. take it back

Yoshi-N-MisterToad

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Golden Mario

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On 2025-05-27 at 22:20:35

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mii.
Mii Who?

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Mii HUNGRY!
COOKIE NO!!!

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-MarioNLuigi-

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Golden Mario

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On 2025-05-28 at 00:46:23

GamerJax55 wrote:

Knock knock!
Who's there?

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4
4 who?

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For you: 🎁

Open Gift:

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i am going to lego jump off a cli-

Goomba8koopa10

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Boo

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On 2025-05-28 at 02:12:57

Knock knock
Who,s there

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Dishes

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Dishes who
DISHES NOT A GOOD JOKE

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NotNashatra

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On 2025-05-28 at 07:55:41

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
*SLAM*
THE DOOR! (yes, asdfmovie ref)

KirbytripleDX_2014

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On 2025-05-28 at 09:26:19

Knock knock
Who's there
I'm cal
I'm cal who?
I'm calling you about your car's extended warranty.
OH MY GOD SHUT UP!

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BritishYoshi

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On 2025-05-28 at 09:35:25

Knock knock!
Who's there?

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Asking!
Asking who?

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Asking you, ofc! rire

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UltraToad-

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On 2025-05-28 at 09:43:49

Knock KNOCK
Who's there

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It
It who

it's a me mario

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MKPC_--T--_

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On 2025-05-28 at 12:12:42

Knock Knock

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Who's there?

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Atish

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Atish who?

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oh, bless you

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BFDI_STG3

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Boo

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Algeria

On 2025-05-28 at 15:25:44

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Uw

Uw Who?

OWO...

GamerJax55

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Luigi

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On 2025-06-14 at 19:03:05

Knock knock!
Who's there?

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who?

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No one's here lol

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X___zxClear___X

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Koopa

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On 2025-06-14 at 19:12:38

Knock knock, who's there?
Toad.
Toad who?

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TOAD HUNGRY!
MUSHROOM NO!!!

X___zxClear___X

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Koopa

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On 2025-06-14 at 19:16:01

Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?

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Your Wii from Amazon!

Can u read that?

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GamerJax55

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Luigi

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On 2025-06-21 at 01:01:19

Knock knock!
Who's there?

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Oh ok,
Oh ok, who?

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You of course! 🫵

KirbytripleDX_2014

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On 2025-06-21 at 02:52:13

Knock knock
Who's there

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Gems

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I didn't order no ge-

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GEM APPLES ARE ONLY $9.99

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SHUT THE HELL UP MAGOLOR IM NOT BUYING ANYTHING!

NotNashatra

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On 2025-06-21 at 03:09:15

X___zxClear___X wrote:

Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?

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Your Wii from Amazon!

Can u read that?

I feel like “Wii U!” would be a better punchline.

SuperSwimmer

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Bowser

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On 2025-06-21 at 03:52:58

Did you know that Americans don't tell knock-knock jokes?

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Because freedom rings

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