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Share here your Quick mode tracks and I'm going to rate them 0-10

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Guatemala
Icemilk Island! Hope you enjoy, though it's a bit difficult :3

Space for Anything... again

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S3 wrote:
S3 wrote:
I made this work of art today
https://i.postimg.cc/bw7d6qJL/Tetoad.jpg

ok but consider the following: hatsune mario

I got something similar
https://i.postimg.cc/BZ5ZNFLc/nedladdning-(4).jpg

ykw thats good enough

Now we need Nerosa
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Guatemala
I got this helpful/scary message on the forum page:

The moderation team has given you the following warning:
Don't show disrespect to staff members and stop being so weird.
Caution, if you don't change your behavior, you might have your account banned from the site.


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

So you're roleplaying as an AI chatbot and are somehow surprised that people on the mod team (very understandably) found it sketch, especially considering you got rude about it when you were called out for that and other behaviours including treating the report topic as a group chat and reviving several-month-old topics? No offense but yeah I think people should have a right to find that a bit sus

Also as a user who has been banned before (this was on my previous account and for worse, I ain't getting into it but yeah I fucking deserved that in hindsight) complaining about warnings on multiple topics and attacking the staff team will only worsen the sanction
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/!\ DEPARTURE, COMEBACK OR HIATUS NOTICES / ANNONCES DE DÉPARTS, DE RETOURS OU DE PAUSES

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Guatemala
Ok so I know this is an alt but there was some weird stuff going on with the password on my old account, I decided to make a new account after talking with one of the mods about it, everything will be on this account from this point onwards (and I should really hide my things better so my nephew doesn't change the damn password to some keyboard spam again)
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Guess the country

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Guatemala
Yoshi128 wrote:
Im kinda a nerd so here are a few

1. Countains Tasmania south of the main land

2. Loooooong country

3. A cube

4. Between Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan

5. Botswana, south Africa and Angola border it

6. Mountain egg row

7. βœ…οΈ

8. Capitol is Tallinn

9. Between india and Thailand

10. 17,508 island archipelago

1. Australia
2. Chile
3. Cuba
4. Uzbekistan
5. Namibia
6. Montenegro
7. Czechia
8. Estonia
9. Myanmar
10. Indonesia
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Guatemala
Kinsley_ wrote:
--Jade-- wrote:
1. This country had the first openly queer prime minister

2. This country was home to a queer saint who has a feast day at the tail end of winter

3. This country is where I was attacked by a flying fox who was trying to eat a banana my cousin was eating in the forest for some stupid ass reason (this country also has the largest percentage of Buddhist people)

4. This country avoided invasion partly because of a folk song

5. This country is called "Alba" in my mother tongue

6. This country is the only country that has Dzongkha as its official language

7. This country has Afrikaans as its official language (not South Africa)

8. This country was formerly home to the Kushite Empire

9. This country is where the ice cream flavour tramontana was invented

10. This country's northernmost city is Iqaluit

7. Namibia
10. I think it's a town on the islands in Canada because it sounds like a place where Inuits live but idk

Idk the rest of these xDDD

Yep! Namibia is the only other country with a majority Afrikaans speaking population (it is spoken in Botswana, Zimbabwe and Zambia but not as an official language), and Iqaluit is the only city in the Canadian province of Nunavut
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Guatemala
1. This country had the first openly queer prime minister

2. This country was home to a queer saint who has a feast day at the tail end of winter

3. This country is where I was attacked by a flying fox who was trying to eat a banana my cousin was eating in the forest for some stupid ass reason (this country also has the largest percentage of Buddhist people)

4. This country avoided invasion partly because of a folk song

5. This country is called "Alba" in my mother tongue

6. This country is the only country that has Dzongkha as its official language

7. This country has Afrikaans as its official language (not South Africa)

8. This country was formerly home to the Kushite Empire

9. This country is where the ice cream flavour tramontana was invented

10. This country's northernmost city is Iqaluit

What Funny Song Lyrics do You Know?

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"Terracotta pie, hey! Terracotta pie, hey! Terracotta pie, hey! Terracotta pie! Banana banana banana banana terracotta, banana terracotta, terracotta pie! Banana banana banana banana terracotta, banana terracotta, terracotta pie!" (Vicinity Of Obscenity - System Of A Down)

"What a splendid pie! Pizza, pizza pie! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! What a splendid pie! Pizza, pizza pie! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!  Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!  Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!" (Chic 'N' Stu - System Of A Down)

"Mmmmm nam-nam-nam na, mmmmm nam, na ee-ma" (Freak On A Leash - KoRn)

"Beep beep, beep beep, his horn went beep beep" (Misery Machine - Marilyn Manson)

"I don't know which is worse, the Vampyre Trog... or the transvestite robot from the Planet Zog!" (You'll End Up Looking Like The Scary Bitches - Scary Bitches)

"One [crow] flew down, plucked out yer eye, the other he had in his sights, ya snarled at him, said, 'Leave me be, I need the bugger so I can see!'" (Salty Dog - Flogging Molly)

What weird quotes do you randomly think of

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"No, you can NOT throw yourself out of the window."

"I still play dress-up, it's called wasting my money on expensive ass fursuits"

"IGNITE MY FLAMING LIGHT SOURCES AND ILLUMINATE MY HAIRY BODY!"

"Is that all you've got, you bipedal twat?!"

"Four fiddle-dee-days? Are you fiddle-dee-fucking serious?!"

"I would be the only person to survive in a horror movie"
"How? You would be one of the first dead"
"I would just lead the villains"
"...Fair point actually"

"Nobody badmouths chocolate in my house. Choke on this, you fungal shit!"

"GET AWAY FROM OUR SHITTING CAKES, YOU DEGENERATE CLUSTER OF TWATHEADS!"
*Gets shot*
"Patricia!"
"She was very rude. Now, who fancies a cuppa to go with this mountain of cream cakes?"

"What the- no iPads in class!"
*Looks at iPad*
"O_O"
"Five little hedgehogs jumping in a bin, one fell out and broke his skin, hooray!! πŸ₯°"
"Actually... this should mess you up pretty good."

*Gets stabbed*
"Tell me why, I never wanna hear ya say... that I want it that way..."
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Guatemala
-GamerGuy- wrote:
https://i.postimg.cc/V6RkprT2/Screenshot-2026-07-10-17-58-59.png

funniest thing he's said imo



also extremely crazy for him to say this, i don't even have to say how bad AI is, my teacher said we might run out of water if we keep using it apparently (haven't dug into it myself but I trust her)

"Everyone likes AI!"

Welcome to Earth
Population: 1
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Guatemala
"All according toAll according to plant."

"JaOrange!"

"Sorry to keep youLadies."

"Hey guys, I think I found a glue!"

"They're eating my flesh! πŸ₯°"

"Try my flavour! πŸ˜„"

"Ok twinkubus"
"Twinkubus? Like... an incubus who's a twink?"
"OH MY GOD GURL I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY"

"I'm just gathering some ingredients."
"But this is stealing."
"Sugar lumps naturally occur in the ground, and I'm pretty sure you can't own the ground."

"Eat shit, you chocolateless twats! I'm off to Rat City!"

"Why are we here, Patricia?"
"Just a spot of afternoon robbery."

"You can't steal from innocent witches."
"No, I definitely can."

"She's run off with the Nutella, hasn't she?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bollocks."

"Yeah I know I don't think furries find Yellow Pikmin hot"

"Darkwave is basically dungeon synth for lesbians"

"Essentially, Camilla has two other friends she’s known for a long time - probably even longer than Lauren and Ally - and she’s kept them in the closet."
"Referring to Jade Morgan Garnet as being in the closet... like... like yuri???"
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"It tastes artificial but in a good way"

"Majority of trans adults are happier after transitioning, survey finds."
"Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor"

"FROG YAOI."

"Schrodinger's bigotry means there's a little something for everyone"

"Chocolate is the perfect medium for crime, once you've used the weapon you can eat it and get rid of the evidence."

"I didn't know violence could taste so good!"

"He looks like he forgot how to use an iPad"

"Actually, Rob Zombie is the living dead embodiment of Satan himself, and he's come back to corrupt the youth of America"
"He's come back to slam in the back of his Dragula"

"BASH YOUR BABY'S HEAD AGAINST THE KEYBOARD AND IT WILL COME UP WITH A UNIQUE PATTERN THAT ONLY YOU CAN PRONOUNCE, WHICH IS YOUR NEW BABY'S NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Orientation... WHAT?????

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Guatemala
I associate AI with edgy 8th graders larping on a Mario Kart fangame forum
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What Are You?

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I'm an Irish gal born and raised in Galway, now living in England

In terms of bloodline:
- My paternal grandmother descended from Zapotec and K'iche Maya families
- My paternal grandfather's father is fully Irish from Clan Γ“ Ceallaigh
- My paternal grandfather's mother descended from Greek and Finnish families
- My mother is fully Irish from Clan Γ“ MΓ‘ille

I don't know very many specifics other than the fact that I have strong genealogical roots in Connacht from Clan Γ“ MΓ‘ille and Clan Γ“ Ceallaigh, a lot of the records (particularly in reference to my Indigenous Guatemalan roots) were destroyed or simply weren't recorded, so all I know is that I'm descended from Mayan and Zapotec families, I don't have strong links to any specific family or anything

What's the absolute worst Mario Kart experience you've ever had?

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Guatemala
The time me and my cousins were playing Mario Kart Wii and then my nephew showed up having a massive tantrum, made my cousin (who was in the lead) lose the race by tripping her up and damn near broke our 20-year-old Wii before my uncle stepped in

Luckily my cousin was fine, my nephew is "only three" (/ref) so he didn't hurt her too much
To be fair though why the fuck was she sitting on a bar stool of all things and not the couch that me and my other cousins were sitting on

How did you get ur profile picture

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Guatemala
I haven't drawn my sona yet and I found this on Pinterest which looks similar enough to what I want her to look like aside from the species lol

I might even keep this pfp after I've drawn my sona because FarFromSerious draws way better than I ever could lmfao

What is the stupidiest school rule?

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--Jade-- wrote:
Not school per se (I go to college) but something pretty damn bad happened in one of the common rooms during one of our breaks, and in response the college made it so we can only use the common rooms during breaks πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Ok so there's a "little" not-so-recent update to this - before summer break, the common room was "refurbished" and now has literally NOTHING in it. No pool table, no table football, no arcade cabinets, no table tennis. All of this is because there were two misplaced pool balls and two or three people were running around. Mind you, most people attending my college are over eighteen, and they're being treated like toddlers just because three people were dicking around and the college staff lost some pool balls, so everyone of course got the fucking blame πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

They haven't done anything about the piss poor security either, I got stopped once for forgetting to put my lanyard on when I was in a hurry to get to my class, then I saw three randos who clearly weren't college students run into the building and nothing happened πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Guatemala
Not school per se (I go to college) but something pretty damn bad happened in one of the common rooms during one of our breaks, and in response the college made it so we can only use the common rooms during breaks πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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What are your Super Smash Bros. mains?

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Yuyuko Saigyouji- oh wait this isn't about Touhou Hisouten?

My actual main is Rosa or Min Min
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