What Funny Song Lyrics do You Know?
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11772 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-07-03 at 15:12:28
I'll start with these two
"When I'm on the road,"
"Please stop touching my head"
"But it's alcohol abuse if you pour one down the sink"
"When I'm on the road,"
"Please stop touching my head"
"But it's alcohol abuse if you pour one down the sink"
On 2026-07-03 at 15:36:32
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
"Hey" pam pam pam "Got any grapes?"
and he said to the man running the stand
"Hey" pam pam pam "Got any grapes?"
On 2026-07-03 at 19:09:50
"Terracotta pie, hey! Terracotta pie, hey! Terracotta pie, hey! Terracotta pie! Banana banana banana banana terracotta, banana terracotta, terracotta pie! Banana banana banana banana terracotta, banana terracotta, terracotta pie!" (Vicinity Of Obscenity - System Of A Down)
"What a splendid pie! Pizza, pizza pie! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! What a splendid pie! Pizza, pizza pie! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!" (Chic 'N' Stu - System Of A Down)
"Mmmmm nam-nam-nam na, mmmmm nam, na ee-ma" (Freak On A Leash - KoRn)
"Beep beep, beep beep, his horn went beep beep" (Misery Machine - Marilyn Manson)
"I don't know which is worse, the Vampyre Trog... or the transvestite robot from the Planet Zog!" (You'll End Up Looking Like The Scary Bitches - Scary Bitches)
"One [crow] flew down, plucked out yer eye, the other he had in his sights, ya snarled at him, said, 'Leave me be, I need the bugger so I can see!'" (Salty Dog - Flogging Molly)
"What a splendid pie! Pizza, pizza pie! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! What a splendid pie! Pizza, pizza pie! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives! Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!" (Chic 'N' Stu - System Of A Down)
"Mmmmm nam-nam-nam na, mmmmm nam, na ee-ma" (Freak On A Leash - KoRn)
"Beep beep, beep beep, his horn went beep beep" (Misery Machine - Marilyn Manson)
"I don't know which is worse, the Vampyre Trog... or the transvestite robot from the Planet Zog!" (You'll End Up Looking Like The Scary Bitches - Scary Bitches)
"One [crow] flew down, plucked out yer eye, the other he had in his sights, ya snarled at him, said, 'Leave me be, I need the bugger so I can see!'" (Salty Dog - Flogging Molly)
On 2026-07-03 at 19:16:26
Nexus, fabellor, implorem, quadrigae, ignifer, macto, pridem, saturi
On 2026-07-03 at 22:58:25
"A Job, A Job, A Job, A Job, Can't get a job can't get a job can't get a motherf*cking job"
Yesterday at 13:00:24
Well um… there’s a whole song of stupidity. It’s called “You Day!” from the Escape the Backrooms soundtrack. Uh… brace yourself.
Your special day is tomorrow, why aren’t you here?
There’s no thing to be scared of, besides the urethra bugs.
Your fingers are made of candles, I chew on door handles!
Also known as doorknobs, but I’m sure you’ll sneeze later.
Yesterday as a friend, you returned his collarbone made of bread!
May I taste your bladder? I’m craving some guy gravy.
Moisten our caaalendaaar… *sneezes* whaaat’s tooodaaay?
You Day! It’s You Day! Fasten your meat belts, we’re going to eat ceilings!
You Day, it’s You Day! Better use your mucus, cuz you’ll wish your name was Christopher!
Your own You Day, it’s yooour daaay!
Loving skin, sometimes twice, filler words, fungus rice,
Birthday cake, fourth-wall break! -what?- Swallow mailman Jake!
What are you waiting for? RUN- just kidding! RUN- just kidding!
This is not a cry for help, it’s just a normal sooong!
You Day! It’s You Day! Hand us your knuckles or toenails, whatever works!
You Day, it’s You Day! Keep in mind the floor can smell you, they will meet you yesterday!
You missed! Yooou Day! It’s yooour fault!
Sometimes what scares me most is that no-one knows what
Lies ahead after we close our eyes one last time!
What are you waiting for? RUN- just kidding! RUN- just kidding!
Please make sure you sleep without here ankles in her throooat!
(Instrumental until end)
Well… that’s You Day by insOmic. Hope you enjoyed. Honestly surprised this topic didn’t get made sooner.
Your special day is tomorrow, why aren’t you here?
There’s no thing to be scared of, besides the urethra bugs.
Your fingers are made of candles, I chew on door handles!
Also known as doorknobs, but I’m sure you’ll sneeze later.
Yesterday as a friend, you returned his collarbone made of bread!
May I taste your bladder? I’m craving some guy gravy.
Moisten our caaalendaaar… *sneezes* whaaat’s tooodaaay?
You Day! It’s You Day! Fasten your meat belts, we’re going to eat ceilings!
You Day, it’s You Day! Better use your mucus, cuz you’ll wish your name was Christopher!
Your own You Day, it’s yooour daaay!
Loving skin, sometimes twice, filler words, fungus rice,
Birthday cake, fourth-wall break! -what?- Swallow mailman Jake!
What are you waiting for? RUN- just kidding! RUN- just kidding!
This is not a cry for help, it’s just a normal sooong!
You Day! It’s You Day! Hand us your knuckles or toenails, whatever works!
You Day, it’s You Day! Keep in mind the floor can smell you, they will meet you yesterday!
You missed! Yooou Day! It’s yooour fault!
Sometimes what scares me most is that no-one knows what
Lies ahead after we close our eyes one last time!
What are you waiting for? RUN- just kidding! RUN- just kidding!
Please make sure you sleep without here ankles in her throooat!
(Instrumental until end)
Well… that’s You Day by insOmic. Hope you enjoyed. Honestly surprised this topic didn’t get made sooner.
Yesterday at 13:32:35
"I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Playing Leauge all day 'till the sun comes up.
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Why would I get a job, when I could live with my mom.
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud.
I've got nothing to do, so I goon to Futa
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud.
I can't see my own feet, fill my stomach with treats.
I'm a chud, yes it's true.
I mod Discord and mod Reddit too
I'm a chud, don't you forget it
Mess with my kitten and I'm going to Reddit
Oh, I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud
Oh, I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud"
Playing Leauge all day 'till the sun comes up.
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Why would I get a job, when I could live with my mom.
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud.
I've got nothing to do, so I goon to Futa
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud.
I can't see my own feet, fill my stomach with treats.
I'm a chud, yes it's true.
I mod Discord and mod Reddit too
I'm a chud, don't you forget it
Mess with my kitten and I'm going to Reddit
Oh, I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud
Oh, I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud"
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