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[Fanfic] Alien Invasion
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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-01-05 at 04:11:32
Chapter 4: In The Airship
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.
Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.
Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???
It's good but the mind control part is just straight up me
1On 2022-12-19 at 07:00:37
Episode 2: Stinky Sewers
Osc-omb: The sewers are so disgusting, for a prestigious castle, you'd expect the sewers to be clean.
Illuzhion: The dark feels so good.
Ssg: I think Nudge and Illuzhion are the only people who like the sewers.
Dark: Wait what, Nudge likes sewers?
*Ssg points at Nudge*
*Nudge aggressively shooting a rat*
Dark: Makes more sense
*Suddenly, a dog appears*
Popplio: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S A FURRY!!!
???: Come back here, doggy.
Fiery: Isn't that Dietsoda?
Dietsoda: Oh hey guys, what are you guys doing?
StarSplizz: Well, we're hiding from those aliens and we're just chilling.
Nudge: Hey guys, I finished obliterating those rats.
Max: Um ok?
Noob: Well, I suggest let's be quiet, I hear footsteps up there.
Lely: Sure, I have a few snacks, we can share them.
*Suddenly, an alien appears out of nowhere*
Alien: SUP BI***ES, WHO'S READY TO DIE!!!
Ssg: Nudge, kill him.|
Nudge: Sayonara from this world, *Aggressive shooting*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Take that b***h.
StarSplizz: Don't tell me we gotta move.
Fiery: We do.
Lely: Dietsoda, can you carry the picnic basket.
Dietsoda: Fine.
Alien: Not so fast.
Illuzhion: RUN!!!
*Unfortunately, Illuzhion gets sucked in by an alien ship because it fit through a hole*
Max: NO!!! WE HAVE TO RUN!!!
*Everyone escapes*
Will Illuzhion get freed? Will they be able to evade the aliens? Find out on Episode 3, also sorry Illuzhion
Osc-omb: The sewers are so disgusting, for a prestigious castle, you'd expect the sewers to be clean.
Illuzhion: The dark feels so good.
Ssg: I think Nudge and Illuzhion are the only people who like the sewers.
Dark: Wait what, Nudge likes sewers?
*Ssg points at Nudge*
*Nudge aggressively shooting a rat*
Dark: Makes more sense
*Suddenly, a dog appears*
Popplio: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S A FURRY!!!
???: Come back here, doggy.
Fiery: Isn't that Dietsoda?
Dietsoda: Oh hey guys, what are you guys doing?
StarSplizz: Well, we're hiding from those aliens and we're just chilling.
Nudge: Hey guys, I finished obliterating those rats.
Max: Um ok?
Noob: Well, I suggest let's be quiet, I hear footsteps up there.
Lely: Sure, I have a few snacks, we can share them.
*Suddenly, an alien appears out of nowhere*
Alien: SUP BI***ES, WHO'S READY TO DIE!!!
Ssg: Nudge, kill him.|
Nudge: Sayonara from this world, *Aggressive shooting*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Take that b***h.
StarSplizz: Don't tell me we gotta move.
Fiery: We do.
Lely: Dietsoda, can you carry the picnic basket.
Dietsoda: Fine.
Alien: Not so fast.
Illuzhion: RUN!!!
*Unfortunately, Illuzhion gets sucked in by an alien ship because it fit through a hole*
Max: NO!!! WE HAVE TO RUN!!!
*Everyone escapes*
Will Illuzhion get freed? Will they be able to evade the aliens? Find out on Episode 3, also sorry Illuzhion
I don't know if you know this, but I doubt that aliens would find the knowledge to kill a vampire
On 2022-12-17 at 08:55:38
Note: You may still join!
Episode 1: The Start of the Invasion
*Everyone in SM64 Peach's Castle*
Popplio: I'm so bored today, can we play outside?
FieryToad: Sure, let's go.
Lely: The fresh air smells so good.
*Suddenly, 5 alien ships appear in the sky*
Noob: Does anyone see those UFOs?
Max:UFOs don't exist!!! Are you stupid?
Osc-omb: I think Noob's right.
*Suddenly, an alien comes down*
Illuzhion: OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ALIEN!!!
Ssg: Run in the castle or else we're gonna get abducted!
*Everyone runs in the house*
Dark: Um...are we screwed???
Osc-omb: Holy sh**, am I in a dream?
Max: Watch your language!
StarSplizz: Now is not the time to give a lecture, let's sit back and relax.
Nudge: I'm gonna go grab my minigun from the storage closet.
Lely: Can I go with you to hide?
Nudge: Sure, I can use a human sacrifice.
Lely: Nevermind...
Illuzhion: I'm gonna go suck their blood.
FieryToad: I'd rather not do that...
Ssg: Let's just focus on surviving, let's stay in side.
Will someone get abducted??? Will Nudge sacrifice Lely??? Find out on the next episode...
Episode 1: The Start of the Invasion
*Everyone in SM64 Peach's Castle*
Popplio: I'm so bored today, can we play outside?
FieryToad: Sure, let's go.
Lely: The fresh air smells so good.
*Suddenly, 5 alien ships appear in the sky*
Noob: Does anyone see those UFOs?
Max:UFOs don't exist!!! Are you stupid?
Osc-omb: I think Noob's right.
*Suddenly, an alien comes down*
Illuzhion: OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ALIEN!!!
Ssg: Run in the castle or else we're gonna get abducted!
*Everyone runs in the house*
Dark: Um...are we screwed???
Osc-omb: Holy sh**, am I in a dream?
Max: Watch your language!
StarSplizz: Now is not the time to give a lecture, let's sit back and relax.
Nudge: I'm gonna go grab my minigun from the storage closet.
Lely: Can I go with you to hide?
Nudge: Sure, I can use a human sacrifice.
Lely: Nevermind...
Illuzhion: I'm gonna go suck their blood.
FieryToad: I'd rather not do that...
Ssg: Let's just focus on surviving, let's stay in side.
Will someone get abducted??? Will Nudge sacrifice Lely??? Find out on the next episode...
It's good, but:
1) I wouldn't freak out at an alien invasion, to be honest I wouldn't necessarily care much at all
2) Max isn't that mean, he wouldn't call someone stupid like that
3) I doubt that Nudge would actually sacrifice Lely unless it was of utmost priority
4) I agree with Nudge, it's kinda short
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1On 2022-12-15 at 07:37:05
Name: IlluZhion
Color: Purple
Species: Vampire (male but has drastically long pink and black hair like a rockstar - kinda skinny - ribcage shows through insanely pale skin)
Personality: Lazy, Chill, Gluttonous, Envious, Intelligent, sometimes flirty around girls, likes to drink blood for some reason, a bit of a kleptomaniac and a bit nihilistic (fits well as an anti-hero)
ABSOLUTELY LOVES THE DARK AND THE COLD (but is ok with the sun and hot weather too)
ALLERGIC TO GARLIC SEVERELY
Basically me irl lol
(And yes, I really am allergic to garlic and yes I do like to drink blood randomly)
Color: Purple
Species: Vampire (male but has drastically long pink and black hair like a rockstar - kinda skinny - ribcage shows through insanely pale skin)
Personality: Lazy, Chill, Gluttonous, Envious, Intelligent, sometimes flirty around girls, likes to drink blood for some reason, a bit of a kleptomaniac and a bit nihilistic (fits well as an anti-hero)
ABSOLUTELY LOVES THE DARK AND THE COLD (but is ok with the sun and hot weather too)
ALLERGIC TO GARLIC SEVERELY
Basically me irl lol
(And yes, I really am allergic to garlic and yes I do like to drink blood randomly)
1Track Building Contest : Autumn 2023 / Concours de création de circuits : Automne 2023
On 2023-12-05 at 18:12:57
Wow 10th, wasn't expecting that, thanks I guess... (I'm such a pessimist)
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2On 2023-10-24 at 21:24:15
Entering with the penultimate track of Super Princess Kart, Princess Castle
On 2023-10-16 at 14:47:54
I'm joining this, it also gives me an excuse to post my remix of Sleep Forever God on my YouTube channel 
(Yes I'm gonna enter Princess' Castle, just a heads-up)
(Yes I'm gonna enter Princess' Castle, just a heads-up)Ashton's House (STORY MODE)
On 2023-08-19 at 11:32:30
For the funnies, I'm adding one of my OCs to this fanfic:
Name: Kyra
Color: Cyan
Species: Pixie
Personality: Zany and energetic
Gender: Female
Likes: High-caffeine energy drinks, eurobeat music and electricity
Dislikes: Being still for over 3 minutes, the dark and the night
Height: 2'2
Weight: 15.5lbs
Name: Kyra
Color: Cyan
Species: Pixie
Personality: Zany and energetic
Gender: Female
Likes: High-caffeine energy drinks, eurobeat music and electricity
Dislikes: Being still for over 3 minutes, the dark and the night
Height: 2'2
Weight: 15.5lbs
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On 2023-12-01 at 17:00:22
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1Mention Someone You Hated Get Freezed
On 2023-12-01 at 18:12:11
I love how Illu just sent he hated himself to the point where he had suicidal thoughts and the only reaction Chilli can think of is "👍" like bro 💀
It's fine, I'm pretty much used to it (tbh same with the pronouns thing since I seriously can't care less anymore + I sometimes feel like I'm being too impulsive with my judgement so I'll just leave it up to people to think about in their own time since no point in bawling over something so fucking useless - same with life)
1On 2023-12-01 at 08:35:04
I'd freeze myself if I wasn't LITERALLY IMMUNE TO THE COLD... but seriously I'd freeze myself cause I hate myself
1MKPC Twilight
On 2023-12-01 at 18:58:03
No this isn't another fanfic lol
Well... it kinda is in a way.
Around 4-5 years ago I made my first comic called Stickman. Not the most creative name for something about a sentient toddler's interpretation of a human, but okay. Recently KirbyBoy announced a new comic, so I thought that after a while I'd start my own comic.
MKPC Twilight is a Gothic fanfic about a post-apocalyptic world of MKPC in which the President, Wargor, has been killed by a mysterious gang known as the Twilight. It's up to a team of rather unlikely allies to rise up against the Twilight and restore order to the world of MKPC. The Twilight serves a huge purpose prior to the events of the comic, including starting the MKPC Civil War, assassinating President Wargor and dictating much of the archipelago known as MKPC. They also commit other atrocities that are plot central, including psychological torture and genocide, but there's more on that when it comes.
Just a fair warning that this comic will be rather romantic at some points but also that it's very dark and violent, and deals with some depressing or disturbing topics.
I'll publish Page 1 around my birthday and I'll keep updating y'all until the comic's done.
Enjoy!
(EDIT: The reason I'd label this as a semific is because it's more or less a fanfic in comic style lol)
Well... it kinda is in a way.
Around 4-5 years ago I made my first comic called Stickman. Not the most creative name for something about a sentient toddler's interpretation of a human, but okay. Recently KirbyBoy announced a new comic, so I thought that after a while I'd start my own comic.
MKPC Twilight is a Gothic fanfic about a post-apocalyptic world of MKPC in which the President, Wargor, has been killed by a mysterious gang known as the Twilight. It's up to a team of rather unlikely allies to rise up against the Twilight and restore order to the world of MKPC. The Twilight serves a huge purpose prior to the events of the comic, including starting the MKPC Civil War, assassinating President Wargor and dictating much of the archipelago known as MKPC. They also commit other atrocities that are plot central, including psychological torture and genocide, but there's more on that when it comes.
Just a fair warning that this comic will be rather romantic at some points but also that it's very dark and violent, and deals with some depressing or disturbing topics.
I'll publish Page 1 around my birthday and I'll keep updating y'all until the comic's done.
Enjoy!
(EDIT: The reason I'd label this as a semific is because it's more or less a fanfic in comic style lol)
1This topic was made on a flIP phone
On 2023-12-01 at 05:22:12
This is so painful more info when im back on the computer (tHis took 10 minutes
)
)That's ironic, I was just listening to Flip Phone by Li'l Peep...
1On 2023-11-26 at 08:45:16
What in Amaterasu's name is this topic 💀
Introductions/Leavings
On 2023-05-31 at 07:26:46
I'm IlluZhion. I'm an Irish-Mongolian game dev and song remixer who loves anime and video games. I have a dark backstory which I won't share here, but I'm slowly evolving from that (I think)
Share your experience in the country you live in
On 2023-11-29 at 17:19:05
People keep seeing the Netherlands as "Flooded Country XD", that's not really true as the Netherlands has the technology to control the water.
Look at these 2 maps from the netherlands:
The Dutch reclaimed land from the water, and even made their own province: Flevoland!
So, prepare before we Dutchmen take over the entire world's water.
Look at these 2 maps from the netherlands:
The Dutch reclaimed land from the water, and even made their own province: Flevoland!
So, prepare before we Dutchmen take over the entire world's water.
My girlfriend's half Dutch so I see this as an absolute W 😎👍
Asked her about this and she said it isn't true
.Lmao but seriously you two need to stop joking around like this, it's getting rather sketchy
On 2023-11-28 at 17:40:30
USA has more cons than pros
pros: freedom
cons: medical is not free ( I kid you not we have to pay a fee to touch our baby (from what I heard))
communism is starting to be in USA, with a new law in Tennessee stating that if someone wrecks you the person who wrecked you has to pay you for how long they want
all the countries hate us
I could put more but then I would make the servers lag
pros: freedom
cons: medical is not free ( I kid you not we have to pay a fee to touch our baby (from what I heard))
communism is starting to be in USA, with a new law in Tennessee stating that if someone wrecks you the person who wrecked you has to pay you for how long they want
all the countries hate us
I could put more but then I would make the servers lag
As a Communist I can actually say it's a fairly neutral ideology at base value, it's just the idea of economic equality (not whatever the fuck China and the other countries that dickeat Xi Jinping make it out to be)
On 2023-11-28 at 16:51:56
People keep seeing the Netherlands as "Flooded Country XD", that's not really true as the Netherlands has the technology to control the water.
Look at these 2 maps from the netherlands:
The Dutch reclaimed land from the water, and even made their own province: Flevoland!
So, prepare before we Dutchmen take over the entire world's water.
Look at these 2 maps from the netherlands:
The Dutch reclaimed land from the water, and even made their own province: Flevoland!
So, prepare before we Dutchmen take over the entire world's water.
My girlfriend's half Dutch so I see this as an absolute W 😎👍
On 2023-11-02 at 19:57:12
England is very boring, I want to leave
What do you mean? England is a great country.
Different people, different thoughts I guess, I'd get outta here first chance I get but I appreciate why someone'd stay here if they lived here all their life, even if they didn't.
On 2023-11-02 at 19:31:23
England is very boring, I want to leave
For real, I'm going back to Ireland first chance I get