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On 2026-10-18 at 09:59:40
5 reasons why dogs SUCK (no bias here) (this is satire i think dogs are neato actually...still not as neato as cats)
1. they are LOUD and will wake you up in the middle of the night (destroys sleep schedule)
2. they knock YOUR stuff off things (property damage)
3. they BITE (HURTS!!!!!!)
4. big and takes up SO much space (NO SPACE FOR STUFF)
5. they're NOT cats (NOT CATS)
thank you for listening to my definitely NOT anti dog propaganda which is NOT hypocritical
1. they are LOUD and will wake you up in the middle of the night (destroys sleep schedule)
2. they knock YOUR stuff off things (property damage)
3. they BITE (HURTS!!!!!!)
4. big and takes up SO much space (NO SPACE FOR STUFF)
5. they're NOT cats (NOT CATS)
thank you for listening to my definitely NOT anti dog propaganda which is NOT hypocritical

I like both cats and dogs but I will NOT let this good boy lander stand! First of all, cats are the ones who knock your stuff down more! I can't say I've seen a dog knock over something on video nor real life!! Second, dogos are NOT the ones that play bite or just bite off of vibes!!! Yes, there are surprisingly more reports of dog bites in the US of A, but cats carry more disease. And finally, we can ALL be friends here!
Work on your spelling before attacking people for liking cats jeez /hj /silly
Anyway I don't like dogs for a number of reasons:
- I got bitten by one when travelling through urban Cambodia and I needed to get a rabies shot
- Dogs carry far more diseases than cats do, around 3 times as much, you would know that if you actually did your damn research instead of spreading your gobshite around the internet
- My mother's dog bites me a LOT and she does nothing about it
- I have seen some pretty disturbing shit that a significant number of owners let their dogs do, especially to cats
- Dogs need attention 24/7, often getting aggressive if not tended to within seconds, and I just don't have the patience to deal with another brat in my already dysfunctional family
On 2026-10-18 at 04:36:21
Nah let's be for real here, this is a steaming hot take but I think dogs are one of the most overrated things on this planet 😶
My cynophobia has been cured but I still fucking hate dogs omg, cats are much better in every way
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2On 2026-10-09 at 20:40:35
okay something im wondering with raccoon mario is are the ears part of the hat or part of mario himself
Part of the hat I assume, I mean it makes no sense for Raccoon Mario to have two pairs of ears with one pair covered in fur and the other covered in skin
Also Fox Luigi's hair colour would need to match his fur colour for them to be part of his body which it just. Doesn't
On 2026-10-09 at 17:45:06
The Ultimate Confrontation from Romancing SaGa 2 in an altered version of the Chrono Trigger soundfont, you might remember this song from Brutal Mario
On 2026-09-09 at 19:46:38
HAPPY CIRNO DAY
ZUN can take every penny I have (also I'm getting a Yuyuko fumo for my 18th :3)
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1On 2026-09-09 at 07:35:53
Tomorrow is my bday!
September 9 is the most common birthday. Mine is on October 12, four days after the homecoming dance, and it makes me stressed!
Way to make everything about yourself but Sure Man I Guess
@MKW_Master_80 Hope you have a great day btw c:
On 2026-09-05 at 18:10:55
I mean I wish I was a girl but also I don't think I've ever interacted with them I dunno how I qualified for a 'squad' I just use girl character pfps
...okay so I MAY have news for you
What does this mean?
They mean that you're actually a girl, and the doctor and your parents thought you weren't. They're your doctor and they just viewed your gender.
Where the living fuck did you get that idea from
She's trying to tell them that experimenting with your gender identity is always an option
1On 2026-09-03 at 21:02:40
I mean I wish I was a girl but also I don't think I've ever interacted with them I dunno how I qualified for a 'squad' I just use girl character pfps
Did I make a mistake? If so, then I will remove your name. Same with @AcriaROADTOBLWR, he said "Hi ^^ just wanted to clarify that I'm not a girl" 🤦
Crazy concept but maybe DON'T assume people's genders
6On 2026-09-03 at 16:49:49
Someone just pissed in my cereal.
Personally I make my cereal with piranha solution, I love it when my breakfast eats away at my entire form
1On 2026-09-03 at 09:31:29
I mean I wish I was a girl
Yooooo same- hey wait a minute
1On 2026-09-02 at 21:48:16
would anyone be interested in a CTGP based on indie games? i have a few ideas (and already one track from a while ago based on cave story)
Very! I have a few tracks planned based on Deltarune actually

sounds good! (i say, despite never having played deltarune
) should i make a forum topic for this or would discord work better?I'd say a server would work better honestly because otherwise people would just randomly advertise their quick mode multicups so it keeps it all together a lot more nicely
1On 2026-09-02 at 20:06:19
would anyone be interested in a CTGP based on indie games? i have a few ideas (and already one track from a while ago based on cave story)
Very! I have a few tracks planned based on Deltarune actually

2On 2026-09-02 at 13:33:05
Guys, I have a news: Hazel is now a moderator!
Congrats!! 🥳🎉
Congrats!! 🥳🎉
I can't believe it! The first person in the Girl Squad to become a moderator! So unbelievable!
I kind of miss when @Hazel was a normal user. @-Jade- must be so jealous.
"girl squad"
Also FantomeThief is a guy
Women are so rare to bro that he had to list every one he knows in his MKPC description 😭
(Half aren't even girls, FantomeThief is a guy and I'm maverique)
2On 2026-09-02 at 08:02:40
Guys, I have a news: Hazel is now a moderator!
Congrats!! 🥳🎉
Congrats!! 🥳🎉
I can't believe it! The first person in the Girl Squad to become a moderator! So unbelievable!
I kind of miss when @Hazel was a normal user. @-Jade- must be so jealous.
i think jade would actually be proud of zir girlfriend
Exactly, I don't even want to be a moderator anyway when I have like 5000 projects to work on lol (3 out of 350 songs for Dragon Blazers
)On 2026-09-02 at 08:00:13
Uhhmmm
Guys, ladies, and gentlemen! Why would I be on this silly site if I wasn't the best in my grade, I'm that guy!

You are NOT all that if you have to summarise quotes to understand them and constantly feel the need to react to yourself lil bro
Tehehe, Ragebait! But in all seriousness, I have already been chastised enough about my quoting habits and I really don't need any more. I summarize to summarize and you don't have to respond. Sorry me that I didn't know people actually wanted to be quoted when I qoute them! And about me reactions to reactions, leave me alone! You people aren't my dad!
"Qoute" dang bro is terrible at ragebait AND spelling /hj
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1On 2026-09-01 at 04:41:24
Anyone else's followers go down? All of the Hitler Kart alts are gone from my follower list.
there's been a feature added recently where mods can remove followers from any profile, so they decided to forcefully make deleted accounts and the hitler accounts unfollow from people's profiles via that tool
My girlfriend works for Mario Kart PC and she says they've reset over 1000 accounts with offensive usernames
this is the first "my _____ works at _____" i've seen that is kinda true
"Kinda true" Sure it's not like me and Chlo have been together for almost three years /silly
On 2026-08-31 at 15:18:05
Anyone else's followers go down? All of the Hitler Kart alts are gone from my follower list.
there's been a feature added recently where mods can remove followers from any profile, so they decided to forcefully make deleted accounts and the hitler accounts unfollow from people's profiles via that tool
My girlfriend works for Mario Kart PC and she says they've reset over 1000 accounts with offensive usernames
1On 2026-08-31 at 10:39:23
Uhhmmm
Guys, ladies, and gentlemen! Why would I be on this silly site if I wasn't the best in my grade, I'm that guy!

You are NOT all that if you have to summarise quotes to understand them and constantly feel the need to react to yourself lil bro
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1On 2026-08-28 at 21:06:24
This is the worst thing that could happen: @OrientationHitler is trolling me, please delete the account.
Strange, he just followed me.
I think I'm in danger.
do people these days really think that ONE suspicious sounding account following them instantly means they're in danger
MKPC users when some fuckass 8-year-old called HitlerPooPooPeePeeFarthead from Papua New Guinea follows them
7On 2026-08-28 at 00:05:37
We should actually start banning "Orientation" (if he/she is a troll to me) or "AI" in a username. If it does, it will be changed. Did you know that the original concept of the username change was Orientation without the AI?
Bro seriously treats Ori like it's a slur or his deadname
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