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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-01-06 at 08:34:49
"WHAT THE HELL IS A FUNCTIONING HEALTHCARE SYSTEM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
On 2025-11-21 at 11:00:11
"You can waste your allowance and piss in the snow later, this is important."
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
On 2025-07-14 at 15:30:05
"Oh God... it tastes of the Sonic fanbase..."
On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
Guess the country
On 2026-07-17 at 15:11:04
1. This country had a leader dying almost exactly one month into the time they led the country.
2. What flags are these (answer must be ordered left to right and not however you want)
2. What flags are these (answer must be ordered left to right and not however you want)
1. USA (9th US President William Harrison)
2. Chad (flag has darker colours)
3. Romania (flag has lighter colours)
1On 2026-07-17 at 14:25:55
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1. Cote d'Ivoire
2. Guatemala
3. El Salvador
4. Eire
5. France
6. Yemen
1Share Your Custom Decors!
On 2025-11-02 at 07:46:55
Some decor that I've recently made!
Click on the images to use them in your tracks, but please give me credit, ty ^^
(Wandering Montyceps - behaves like a Goomba)
(Goombaceps Husk - behaves like a Crate)
(Slithering Chompyceps - behaves like a Pokey)
(Burrowing Skeleceps - behaves like a Monty Mole)
(Flapping Spookyceps - behaves like a Cheep Cheep)
(Toads - behaves like a Tree)
Click on the images to use them in your tracks, but please give me credit, ty ^^
(Wandering Montyceps - behaves like a Goomba) (Goombaceps Husk - behaves like a Crate) (Slithering Chompyceps - behaves like a Pokey) (Burrowing Skeleceps - behaves like a Monty Mole) (Flapping Spookyceps - behaves like a Cheep Cheep) (Toads - behaves like a Tree)1On 2024-12-25 at 17:10:00
Knight: Click here
Bush: Click here
Star Fir: Click here
Shamrock: Click here
While you're able to use any and all of my decors, please ensure that you credit me properly!
1On 2024-05-04 at 07:16:48
Wouldn't recommend posting collab links as anyone is now able to edit it, just an image of the decor is fine
On 2023-08-12 at 09:18:27
Does anyone have Moo Moo?
I can make one for ya, just tell me what behavior to use
1On 2023-08-10 at 15:20:50
I have a few new decor (all of these are gonna be used in at least one of my upcoming tracks for IlluZhion Kart):
Club IlluZhion sign version 3
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: Yes
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Torii Gate
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Shiro Castle
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Club IlluZhion sign version 3
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: Yes
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Torii Gate
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Shiro Castle
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
On 2023-07-30 at 06:15:43
Hey, does anyone have a Monokuma decor I can use for my latest track? The golden cat statues that I'm using as placeholders look so out of place ngl
I can make some. What behavior would you like it to be
Can you do the behavior as Fire Piranha Plant and make it spit bees (like Gonta's execution in V3)?
On 2023-07-29 at 23:36:47
Hey, does anyone have a Monokuma decor I can use for my latest track? The golden cat statues that I'm using as placeholders look so out of place ngl
On 2023-02-04 at 10:18:49
Does anyone have an animated Toad audience decor?
I can try
On 2023-01-25 at 19:00:36
Free to use, give credits.
Mushroom Cafe Ad
Behavior: Tree
Funky Club Ad
Behavior: Tree
If you want me to make an ad about you, tell me
i made a green hills sign with your design, i like your designMushroom Cafe Ad
Behavior: Tree
Funky Club Ad
Behavior: Tree
If you want me to make an ad about you, tell me
I'mma make a few more signs I think
1On 2023-01-10 at 17:57:46
https://postimg.cc/gallery/jjJPTS8
Billboards for one of my upcoming courses (sorry it's in a URL format, I didn't want to post several images at the same time lol)
Billboards for one of my upcoming courses (sorry it's in a URL format, I didn't want to post several images at the same time lol)
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3Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2026-01-21 at 16:01:56
Holiday Antlers - Summons Asgore and his Bergentruck to run you over which instantly makes you lose in last place
On 2026-01-20 at 14:57:05
The Chaos Gremlin, it sets your Kart on fire so you can't race anymore and have to pay 5000 coins to get the Kart repaired at the nearest pit stop... which you don't have because the Chaos Gremlin stole your wallet
1(1st Anniversary!) Rating Your Circuits from 0-100
On 2026-03-18 at 17:04:00
Candyland Campsite
This has been out for a week now but I thought I'd get some more ratings, it's already my most popular track
On 2025-07-04 at 20:13:24