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11738 pts ★ Champion
6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-06-01 at 13:53:53
"Replace every cannibal in every analogue horror with Jonathan Davis and it instantly loses the fear factor"
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
On 2026-04-13 at 16:32:14
"NO! IT'S PANTONE 448C!"
"Do NOT the Tryclyde."
"Perfect timing! Father, Lord Fawful and his big, dumb lackey were plotting to use the Green Star to murder millions of people at Chuckola Fest!"
"...And you didn't think to lock the bloody door?"
"You respect... my OPINION?!"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"He is so skinny that French fries are jealous of him"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE RUINED THE BOOK OF ALFRED!!!"
"It was boring. Thought I'd liven it up a bit."
"THERE'S ONLY FIVE OF THESE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!"
"Well, mine is now the best."
"Do NOT the Tryclyde."
"Perfect timing! Father, Lord Fawful and his big, dumb lackey were plotting to use the Green Star to murder millions of people at Chuckola Fest!"
"...And you didn't think to lock the bloody door?"
"You respect... my OPINION?!"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"He is so skinny that French fries are jealous of him"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE RUINED THE BOOK OF ALFRED!!!"
"It was boring. Thought I'd liven it up a bit."
"THERE'S ONLY FIVE OF THESE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!"
"Well, mine is now the best."
1On 2026-04-11 at 13:58:03
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"I can't believe Five Guys owns the media"
"mummmmmmmm i got the gayness, can i stay home from school today?"
"I can't believe Five Guys owns the media"
"mummmmmmmm i got the gayness, can i stay home from school today?"
On 2026-03-17 at 06:42:59
"I was thinking of heading to the bathroom first."
"Oh, me too, I'll follow you there."
"Great..."
"Put on your tinfoil hat and get the Kool-Aid ready, it's about to get culty!"
"Mum, why is my name Tisiphone?"
"Well Tisiphone, I liked a song called Breakfast At Tisiphone's, and-"
"I WAS NAMED AFTER A FUCKING GOTH ROCK SONG?!"
"Jade! We came here for hot guys, not Hotheads!"
"Sorry, I was hungry."
"hi im daisy c:"
"whoah :0"
*splat*
"Jade! That's a woman! You said you came here for hot guys!"
"Camilla, Kandice is a guy's name... isn't it?"
"How can you say you're gay if you've never been with a guy?"
"I haven't drank cat piss but I damn well know it'd taste disgusting"
"Holy fuck did Regina just get isekai'd"
"You sound like a prepubescent lawnmower."
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"POLICE?! THE LESBIANS ARE DEALING FIREARMS AGAIN!!!"
"I didn't know you liked boys, Midget. Especially not big ugly ones like this."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Jade what the fuck are you doing"
"Bullying this idiot why"
"Cooool can I join in"
*Three weeks later...*
"KANDICE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH JADE?!"
On 2026-02-19 at 14:28:25
"Hey now, wait a minute! This is a professional party, with adults! Don't take this as an excuse to puke all over the tables, or start a food fight, or kiss the Mayor!"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"
"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"
"In 5 miles, turn gay."
""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""
"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"
"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."
"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"
"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"
"In 5 miles, turn gay."
""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""
"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"
"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."
"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"
On 2026-01-26 at 20:04:31
"Asgore Piss Theory"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
On 2026-01-06 at 08:34:49
"WHAT THE HELL IS A FUNCTIONING HEALTHCARE SYSTEM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
On 2025-11-21 at 11:00:11
"You can waste your allowance and piss in the snow later, this is important."
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
On 2025-07-14 at 15:30:05
"Oh God... it tastes of the Sonic fanbase..."
On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
Report a wrong translation
On 2024-01-04 at 08:57:46
Mistake:
Main Object (in the Challenge Editor)
Correction:
Main Goal (in the Challenge Editor)
Main Object (in the Challenge Editor)
Correction:
Main Goal (in the Challenge Editor)
Tbh objective would fit better
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1On 2024-01-01 at 09:29:52
Also "write in italique" should be "write in italics"
1On 2023-11-22 at 04:14:22
dammit
Bro, not cool
It's just ONE swear word
And then people wonder why I want there to be an age limit on the forums... 😔 (I know people will probably breach it but it's worth a shot)
Age limit because one dude is complaining about a swear word. I completely disagree, it's useless. Also offtopic but LandonAndEmma was a complete bitch and he was 16. Maturity ≠ age. Dark and KirbyBoy, 13 and 16. Enough said.
He's referring to KirbyBoy, not you.
1On 2023-11-03 at 00:07:00
dammit
Bro, not cool
It's just ONE swear word
And then people wonder why I want there to be an age limit on the forums... 😔 (I know people will probably breach it but it's worth a shot)
Age limit because one dude is complaining about a swear word. I completely disagree, it's useless. Also offtopic but LandonAndEmma was a complete bitch and he was 16. Maturity ≠ age. Dark and KirbyBoy, 11 and 16. Enough said.
Dark's 13 and I wanted this before Kirby64 complained over 'dammit' but I get your point.
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2On 2023-11-02 at 22:28:13
dammit
Bro, not cool
It's just ONE swear word
And then people wonder why I want there to be an age limit on the forums... 😔 (I know people will probably breach it but it's worth a shot)
3If You could Add One New Character to Smash Bros, Who would it Be?
On 2026-05-26 at 19:50:19
I think I will add Waluigi or Master Chef.
Master Chef? What, does Gordon Ramsay just show up and start calling the other fighters a fucking donut or an idiot sandwich and start complaining about the state of the kitchen? /j
33On 2026-05-23 at 17:43:24
What about Donkey kong Jr?
you mean Diddy Kong? If that’s who you’re talking about he’ already In the game.
Entirely diff character lmfao, DK Jr. came before Diddy Kong (my grandad had Donkey Kong Jr. on his NES lol, Junior debuted a good decade or so before Diddy Kong)
1On 2026-05-23 at 16:15:01
Susie Deltarune
I don't have many ideas for her moveset aside from swinging her axe and biting but I imagine her Final Smash would be Susie's Idea
I don't have many ideas for her moveset aside from swinging her axe and biting but I imagine her Final Smash would be Susie's Idea
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1[Fanfic] - Danganronpa MKPC - Everlasting Hope [TW: Mature Content ; NO NSFW ; Potential Gore]
On 2026-04-13 at 02:55:35
Name - Jade
Colour - #4A4
Talent - Ultimate Noblewoman
Personality - Relaxed, calm, stoic, sarcastic, brave, collected, kind, speaks eloquently
I absolutely ADORE all of your fanfic and I can't wait to see how this one develops 🖤✨
Colour - #4A4
Talent - Ultimate Noblewoman
Personality - Relaxed, calm, stoic, sarcastic, brave, collected, kind, speaks eloquently
I absolutely ADORE all of your fanfic and I can't wait to see how this one develops 🖤✨
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1What Songs Are You Nostalgic About?
On 2026-04-29 at 23:22:08
I miss songs like PoPiPo and Ievan Polka, these always give me nostalgia... Also every Genesis/NES OST does that for me I grew up emulating these consoles on a Windows XP (I still do that LUL)
These matches my pforile
ok AI generated hatsune miku pfp
also the miku version of ievan polkka was a COVER lol
I DO NOT HAVE AN AI GENERATED PFP, I FOUND IT MYSELF
I've made a FileGarden directory dedicated to calling out AI slop in MKPC user profiles when the user has claimed to not use it, your profile very much uses AI-generated images and it's not exactly hard to see. I'm not telling you this to call you out specifically, I've seen this quite a lot, but if you're trying to claim that your profile doesn't use AI I'd recommend removing/changing the images
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