-Jade-'s profile
General stats
111 followers 
134 following 
11738 pts - Champion[?] - 3207th
6099 pts - Racer[?] - 903rd
198 pts - 106 challenges won - 270th
150cc: 14 pts - 6 records - 1843rd
115 created circuits - 19 cups
3 challenges created
34 shared characters
606 comments on circuits
319 topics followed
About
Description:
Hey y'all! I'm Jade, a random maverique gal from western Ireland who found this site one day in 2013 but didn't understand a word of French so didn't join until 9 years later xD
Pronouns: She / Ze
I'm happy to talk but please don't be unnecessarily rude or I'll just ignore you, and don't request for me to play online because I'll just reject the invitation (I'm currently on a dinosaur laptop xD)
Some friends:
Hazel - My girlfriend since late 2023, has helped me through quite literally everything, good and bad
Invu - Potentially my best friend since late 2022, he helped me out when I was at my lowest and wasn't afraid to call me out on my bs when I was being an asshole
SuperYoshiKart - One of my best friends since 2023 and an amazing track creator
FoxgirlThing - Everything is a political allegory to her but I find that funny, she's a great friend
I'm too tired rn I'll add everyone else later xD
Greece
17 years old
(Born on 2008-12-11)
Registered since 2022-08-19
Last connection: 2026-06-05
Advent Calendar 2024[?] : Snowy Flake
Advent Calendar 2023[?] : Snowy Flake
Mario Kart World Cup 2023[?] : Correct winner (MKT) - Japan
Last messages on the forum:
On 2026-06-01 at 13:53:53 in What weird quotes do you randoml...
"Replace every cannibal in every analogue horror with Jonathan Davis and it instantly loses the fear factor"
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
On 2026-05-26 at 19:50:19 in If You could Add One New Charact...
I think I will add Waluigi or Master Chef.
Master Chef? What, does Gordon Ramsay just show up and start calling the other fighters a fucking donut or an idiot sandwich and start complaining about the state of the kitchen? /j
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3On 2026-05-23 at 17:43:24 in If You could Add One New Charact...
What about Donkey kong Jr?
you mean Diddy Kong? If that’s who you’re talking about he’ already In the game.
Entirely diff character lmfao, DK Jr. came before Diddy Kong (my grandad had Donkey Kong Jr. on his NES lol, Junior debuted a good decade or so before Diddy Kong)
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Best created circuits:
Candyland Campsite    21 | PHENOMENA Pixel (ft. Peach) 14 | Cedar Falls 36 | Obake City 19 | Raven's Talon Ruins 14 |
See all their circuits
Best created challenges:
Vs. King Boo
Vs. King Boo: Destroy all Floating KB with 1 participant, without falling, without losing any balloons, with Luigi, in less than 30s, with 1 balloon or more
Medium Vs. Jade and Kandice
Candyland Campsite: Finish in the 1st position in VS mode, in 150cc mirror, without being hit by a fake item box, a banana, a green shell or a bobomb, in impossible mode, with 3 participants, without falling, without touching any Lollipop, Werwolf nor Candy Clown
No teams
Difficult Toad's Factory R
Toad's Factory: Complete one lap in reverse in Time Trial mode, with Toad, in less than 30s
Medium See all their challenges
Last circuit comments:
5/5 on 8 reviews yet I seem to be the only reviewer leaving a comment at the time of writing /j
Jokes aside this is a really fucking good remake, I love the use of different "areas" (for example the cave/tunnel) that gives it a lot more personality than the original. The strawberry decor is also such a cute touch, and I love how this actually feels like it's taking place on an island despite a lack of decor on the main track (which is completely fine btw)
Easy 5/5
Jokes aside this is a really fucking good remake, I love the use of different "areas" (for example the cave/tunnel) that gives it a lot more personality than the original. The strawberry decor is also such a cute touch, and I love how this actually feels like it's taking place on an island despite a lack of decor on the main track (which is completely fine btw)
Easy 5/5
In Choco Island 2 yesterday at 19:23:18This is AWESOME! Everyone who took part in this did a great job
In Baby Park on 2026-06-01 at 14:11:48Yoooo Sariel mentioned
I LOVE this but some turns are really tight imo 4/5
I LOVE this but some turns are really tight imo 4/5
In Fallen Temple on 2026-05-27 at 00:43:06See all their comments
Last completed challenges:
Night 1
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza 2: Finish the game in the 1st position with 2 participants, in less than 3:00, by starting with 3 balloons, having CPUs starting with 3 balloons
Easy LaMucca is better at Chess than you
Moo Moo Farm: Shake hands with Mr.La Mucca in Time Trial mode, in less than 16s
Medium Mega Mushroom Mayhem
Fungal Wastes: Reach the Mega Mushroom in Time Trial mode, in 150cc
Medium See all completed challenges
Best scores in time trial:
| Rank | Class | Circuit | Character | Time |
| 503rd | 150cc | Desert Hills |
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1:25:344 |
| 525th | 150cc | Lakeside Park |
|
2:16:821 |
| 1081st | 150cc | Koopa Beach 1 |
|
0:51:579 |
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