-Jade-'s profile

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112 followers

135 following

11738 pts - Champion^[?] - 3228^th

6099 pts - Racer^[?] - 905^th

198 pts - 106 challenges won - 274^th

150cc: 14 pts - 6 records - 1860^th

115 created circuits - 19 cups

3 challenges created

34 shared characters

611 comments on circuits

319 topics followed

About

Description:

Hey y'all! I'm Jade, a random maverique gal from western Ireland who found this site one day in 2013 but didn't understand a word of French so didn't join until 9 years later xD

Pronouns: Ze/zir / She/her

I'm happy to talk but please don't be unnecessarily rude or I'll just ignore you, and don't request for me to play online because I'll just reject the invitation (I'm currently on a dinosaur laptop xD)

Some friends:

Hazel - My girlfriend since late 2023, has helped me through quite literally everything, good and bad

Invu - Potentially my best friend since late 2022, he helped me out when I was at my lowest and wasn't afraid to call me out on my bs when I was being an asshole

SuperYoshiKart - One of my best friends since 2023 and an amazing track creator

FoxgirlThing - Everything is a political allegory to her but I find that funny, she's a great friend

I'm too tired rn I'll add everyone else later xD

Guatemala

17 years old (Born on 2008-12-11)

Registered since 2022-08-19

Last connection: 2026-07-22

Advent Calendar 2024^[?] : Snowy Flake

Advent Calendar 2023^[?] : Snowy Flake

Mario Kart World Cup 2023^[?] : Correct winner (MKT) - Japan

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Last messages on the forum:

-Jade-

11738 pts ★ Champion

6099 pts ★ Racer

Guatemala

Yesterday at 21:36:07 in (Game) I give a life to Bowser.....

Kinsley_ wrote:

Jae wrote:

-Jade- wrote:

Wish granted but the Switch 2 version has a DRM installed that renders the game unplayable after 24 hours of buying it

to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bust

Wish granted but all the bs from there just transports to another platform

to Bowser and these awful ads I keep seeing in MKPC are gone

Wish granted, but the same awful ads you keep seeing in MKPC will now be on every other site you use except for MKPC.

to Bowser to make MKPC significantly more popular, with more active players than normal every day.

Wish granted but the site gets a cease and desist from Nintendo

to Bowser and I start living in Reykjavík

-Jade-

11738 pts ★ Champion

6099 pts ★ Racer

Guatemala

Yesterday at 14:04:11 in (Game) I give a life to Bowser.....

Jae wrote:

BlueCore wrote:

Kinsley_ wrote:

POW_KeinieoMK wrote:

Firey-Magician-or-King-Koopa wrote:

-Jade- wrote:

Jae wrote:

Poofie_Master wrote:

To Bowser and in exchange I want the Poofie World to be real

Wish granted, but it suffers from an economy crisis.

to Bowser and I get the ability to fly (super cliché and simple but I actually would rlly like that)

Wish granted but your sense of direction is permanently fucked and you end up flying into buildings a lot as a result of it

to Bowser and I finally become fem-presenting

Wish Granted but you don’t know how to represent female

to bowser and jr (each) to make PKHex easier and Bowser gets one wish

Wish granted but PKHex dies and no-one uses it anymore.

to Bowser to make tiktok be banned

Wish granted, but brainrot memes like Skibidi Toilet, Italian Brainrot, and 67 get revived.

to Bowser to make the world exactly the way it was, assuming AI never existed.

Wish granted, but the revival of brainrot memes were secretly exchanged with Bowser Jr.'s intelligence.

to Bowser but 3 random companies goes bankrupt.

Wish granted, but these three companies are ones that were actually both producing important products and ethical

to Bowser and Super Mario 3D All Stars is available for the Switch 2 at a reasonable price with Super Mario Galaxy 2 on it

Wish granted but the Switch 2 version has a DRM installed that renders the game unplayable after 24 hours of buying it

to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bust

-Jade-

11738 pts ★ Champion

6099 pts ★ Racer

Guatemala

On 2026-07-20 at 09:25:47 in WHAT IS THE WORST AD YOU HAVE SE...

AI slop ads, especially ones that heavily utilise gore, body horror or borderline NSFW content (mostly these are for some shitty mobile games (Last Asylum: Plague ads and Rise Of Kingdoms ads in particular are notorious for this type of content) which definitely shouldn't be marketed like that)