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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-10-17 at 19:05:56
1. Mario Galaxy is overrated (it's not a bad game but it is overrated)
2. Super Mario Land 2 is the best 2D Mario
3. The human characters in Mario Tennis Power Tour are far better than most other Mario characters (Mynx and Kate my goats)
4. Mario x Peach always sucked as a ship and I'm glad Nintendo decanonised it, it's just complete hetslop
5. The Switch 2 is horrendously overpriced and not worth it (the only reason I'm getting one is for the Ocarina remake lol)
6. JRPGs aren't slop and are in fact some of the best games announced in Nintendo Directs (cough cough Rocbouquet pfp cough cough)
7. Peanut butter sucks
8. Anchovies on pizza are good
9. Jalapeños are not spicy you're just a pussy
10. Paper Mario Color Splash is good (it has like one bad mechanic get over yourself) you're just allergic to having your own opinions
11. The Koopalings only sucked in one game and that game is New Super Mario Bros. U
12. Deltarune Chapter 5 is by far the best Deltarune Chapter as of writing this and it's not even slightly close
13. Lemmy is not one of the youngest Koopalings and Morton is not one of the oldest just because of their sizes
2. Super Mario Land 2 is the best 2D Mario
3. The human characters in Mario Tennis Power Tour are far better than most other Mario characters (Mynx and Kate my goats)
4. Mario x Peach always sucked as a ship and I'm glad Nintendo decanonised it, it's just complete hetslop
5. The Switch 2 is horrendously overpriced and not worth it (the only reason I'm getting one is for the Ocarina remake lol)
6. JRPGs aren't slop and are in fact some of the best games announced in Nintendo Directs (cough cough Rocbouquet pfp cough cough)
7. Peanut butter sucks
8. Anchovies on pizza are good
9. Jalapeños are not spicy you're just a pussy
10. Paper Mario Color Splash is good (it has like one bad mechanic get over yourself) you're just allergic to having your own opinions
11. The Koopalings only sucked in one game and that game is New Super Mario Bros. U
12. Deltarune Chapter 5 is by far the best Deltarune Chapter as of writing this and it's not even slightly close
13. Lemmy is not one of the youngest Koopalings and Morton is not one of the oldest just because of their sizes
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1What's something that REALLY grinds your gears?
On 2026-10-14 at 04:32:58
I have a few pet peeves:
1. People getting mad when I swear (I'm almost 18, respectfully grow the fuck up)
2. AI-generated content
3. People who call Twitter "X"
4. People who still insist that Kris Deltarune's pronouns are he/him post-Chapter 5 (doing so post-Chapter 1 was crazy imo but Okay Man I Guess)
5. People who don't have any original opinions
6. Littering (it's just downright laziness)
7. Anything related to Verity or Wawario and Wawaluigi
8. People who don't have any respect for animals
9. People who (somehow) get mad at other people's pronouns
10. People who don't read past the headline and immediately form the most rancid opinions
11. "It's A Phase!!!!!!" or any other clearly homophobic rhetoric (my """phase""" lasted (and is still lasting!) longer than your marriage bitch sorry not sorry 🫶🏼)
1. People getting mad when I swear (I'm almost 18, respectfully grow the fuck up)
2. AI-generated content
3. People who call Twitter "X"
4. People who still insist that Kris Deltarune's pronouns are he/him post-Chapter 5 (doing so post-Chapter 1 was crazy imo but Okay Man I Guess)
5. People who don't have any original opinions
6. Littering (it's just downright laziness)
7. Anything related to Verity or Wawario and Wawaluigi
8. People who don't have any respect for animals
9. People who (somehow) get mad at other people's pronouns
10. People who don't read past the headline and immediately form the most rancid opinions
11. "It's A Phase!!!!!!" or any other clearly homophobic rhetoric (my """phase""" lasted (and is still lasting!) longer than your marriage bitch sorry not sorry 🫶🏼)
2"What do you like more?" topic
On 2026-10-18 at 20:45:54
Banh mi - Up
Num pang - Down
Gyros - Thumbs up
Souvlaki - Thumbs down
Khao jee - Coin
Burger - Dead Mario
Num pang - Down
Gyros - Thumbs up
Souvlaki - Thumbs down
Khao jee - Coin
Burger - Dead Mario
15/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\ (New)
On 2026-09-11 at 23:15:25
didn't know weather or not to put it here or on the roll rate topic but I think here is better
@BabyMario_REAL rated my tracks Yoshi Oasis 1/5 and didn't provide reasoning as for why it was 1/5
(reporting this a bit afterwards cus I was giving him time to provide reasoning but he hasn't yet after a while now)
@BabyMario_REAL rated my tracks Yoshi Oasis 1/5 and didn't provide reasoning as for why it was 1/5
(reporting this a bit afterwards cus I was giving him time to provide reasoning but he hasn't yet after a while now)
It's not just happened to your tracks either, I just saw it on one of Neowave and M2M0M1M5's tracks, and while not a 1/5 he does it quite a bit with Maxxie's tracks where he'll make it a lower rating and not provide a reason
So glad someone finally brought it up, I only didn't bring this up about the ratings he's given to other creators until now because I didn't know whether the creators in question would think it's worth a report
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-08-27 at 22:13:35
"Allst these othereth tragedeighs haveth nothinge on me, Rouxls Kaard! Tremble beforeth my name's mighte, worms!"
"We don't go to Purgatory in this household, we go to Hell"
"You're not gay, you're a boy connoisseur"
"From this day forward I shall be known not as a lesbian but as a girl connoisseur"
"She might be gay-"
"SHE HAS A HUSBAND!!!"
"Now lately I've been looking up a lot of images of Lopunny - for video-related purposes - so NordVPN has got me covered as well"
"I basically wanna make a floating fetus that shoots lasers from the third eye on its forehead"
"The golden age of gooning is over"
"Would you guys rather get your money up or your funny up"
"I can make money by being funny"
"I can make funny money. But don't tell the cops"
"LOOK AT THIS GUY!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THIS GUY!!! THOUGH HE DID GENOCIDES ON SOME PEOPLE, BUT-"
"Kingdom Hearts"
"More like Kingdom Farts"
"RON-"
"This looks so cool and so dumb"
"Yooo, me when I was born, that's what my parents said"
"My parents are distant cousins"
"Oh, I'm sorry"
"Yeah..."
"This guy's discriminating against us"
"Who's us?"
"We must rise up-"
"I just made a man. Hold on, I didn't make a Fakemon, I just made a man"
"I made a woman!"
"So I thought to myself, "What's the gayest way to work out?" I did my research, turns out the answer is CrossFit"
"Harry, show me what that mouth do"
"PFFFFTT-"
"I'm calling HR"
"That does kind of imply that I'm gonna kill Scooby-Doo, and that's... correct..."
"HE HAS NO ASS, BUT HE MUST SHAKE"
*Giggling*
"I made him black last-second"
"Ron's kinda looks like... the coronavirus!"
"I remember getting sandwiched a few times. Like eh, this isn't super fun, this hurts"
"It was funny"
"Huh?"
"I was scared of, like, balls"
"I did feel it, I did touch it, I... licked it a little bit"
"Whoooaaaa"
"So it's not poisonous?"
"I didn't say my stomach ain't rumbling a little bit"
"Okay okay okay"
"It was two minutes ago, we'll see what happens in the morning"
*Giggles*
"This is coming along pretty nicely I think"
"You're coming along pretty nice"
"PFFFFFTTT-"
"I-I-I'm loving the progress you're making, Bonny, in your life"
"That's so sweet! I love everything you're doing in life"
"Even the crypto?"
"Aight I gotta go"
"What is the meaning of life, Ron?"
"6 7"
"Oh my God"
"Peter, is that a Pokémon you're drawing?"
"No, Lois. It's my OC from Tumblr"
"We're making the turtles woke in Generation 10"
"And it would be super entertaining to see it not happy for a change. We can do this by threatening his mother"
"You leave my Umbreon Funko Pops out of this"
"I didn't know you were out"
"Good for you!"
"Thank you, thank you. I am coming out as a straight white man"
"I made a mistake once, I think the year was nineteen..."
"...Thirty-nine"
"What the frick?"
"Hey, language!"
"Yeah man, what the fuck?"
"That's the lesson, non-binary people are the villains"
"PFFFFFFTTTT-"
"You heard it first, folks"
"Yeah I've learned so much"
"I told you not to shade!"
"Ermmm, you're not my mom"
"No, but I'm your daddy"
"I don't have to do this forever. I just have to do it until Ron gets cancelled and I absorb the audience"
"Round one, kill each other"
"Round two, kiss"
"When the night gets freaky... I get freakier..."
"Spongebob, me boy, check out me sketches! Do ye like me Fakemon?"
"They're all drawings of money, Mr. Krabs!"
"It's called the Dollar region, Spongebob! This is Team Tax Collector, they're the bad guys of the region!"
"PFFFFFTTT-"
"This is Team IRS! They want to take yer money!"
"Why does Ron want to assault a purple monkey?"
"I did Grimmsnarl and I just gave him one really big arm"
"Oh, those Deviant Forms?"
"Yeah, yeah yeah, called a Goonsnarl"
"This truly has been a green seven."
"We don't go to Purgatory in this household, we go to Hell"
"You're not gay, you're a boy connoisseur"
"From this day forward I shall be known not as a lesbian but as a girl connoisseur"
"She might be gay-"
"SHE HAS A HUSBAND!!!"
"Now lately I've been looking up a lot of images of Lopunny - for video-related purposes - so NordVPN has got me covered as well"
"I basically wanna make a floating fetus that shoots lasers from the third eye on its forehead"
"The golden age of gooning is over"
"Would you guys rather get your money up or your funny up"
"I can make money by being funny"
"I can make funny money. But don't tell the cops"
"LOOK AT THIS GUY!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THIS GUY!!! THOUGH HE DID GENOCIDES ON SOME PEOPLE, BUT-"
"Kingdom Hearts"
"More like Kingdom Farts"
"RON-"
"This looks so cool and so dumb"
"Yooo, me when I was born, that's what my parents said"
"My parents are distant cousins"
"Oh, I'm sorry"
"Yeah..."
"This guy's discriminating against us"
"Who's us?"
"We must rise up-"
"I just made a man. Hold on, I didn't make a Fakemon, I just made a man"
"I made a woman!"
"So I thought to myself, "What's the gayest way to work out?" I did my research, turns out the answer is CrossFit"
"Harry, show me what that mouth do"
"PFFFFTT-"
"I'm calling HR"
"That does kind of imply that I'm gonna kill Scooby-Doo, and that's... correct..."
"HE HAS NO ASS, BUT HE MUST SHAKE"
*Giggling*
"I made him black last-second"
"Ron's kinda looks like... the coronavirus!"
"I remember getting sandwiched a few times. Like eh, this isn't super fun, this hurts"
"It was funny"
"Huh?"
"I was scared of, like, balls"
"I did feel it, I did touch it, I... licked it a little bit"
"Whoooaaaa"
"So it's not poisonous?"
"I didn't say my stomach ain't rumbling a little bit"
"Okay okay okay"
"It was two minutes ago, we'll see what happens in the morning"
*Giggles*
"This is coming along pretty nicely I think"
"You're coming along pretty nice"
"PFFFFFTTT-"
"I-I-I'm loving the progress you're making, Bonny, in your life"
"That's so sweet! I love everything you're doing in life"
"Even the crypto?"
"Aight I gotta go"
"What is the meaning of life, Ron?"
"6 7"
"Oh my God"
"Peter, is that a Pokémon you're drawing?"
"No, Lois. It's my OC from Tumblr"
"We're making the turtles woke in Generation 10"
"And it would be super entertaining to see it not happy for a change. We can do this by threatening his mother"
"You leave my Umbreon Funko Pops out of this"
"I didn't know you were out"
"Good for you!"
"Thank you, thank you. I am coming out as a straight white man"
"I made a mistake once, I think the year was nineteen..."
"...Thirty-nine"
"What the frick?"
"Hey, language!"
"Yeah man, what the fuck?"
"That's the lesson, non-binary people are the villains"
"PFFFFFFTTTT-"
"You heard it first, folks"
"Yeah I've learned so much"
"I told you not to shade!"
"Ermmm, you're not my mom"
"No, but I'm your daddy"
"I don't have to do this forever. I just have to do it until Ron gets cancelled and I absorb the audience"
"Round one, kill each other"
"Round two, kiss"
"When the night gets freaky... I get freakier..."
"Spongebob, me boy, check out me sketches! Do ye like me Fakemon?"
"They're all drawings of money, Mr. Krabs!"
"It's called the Dollar region, Spongebob! This is Team Tax Collector, they're the bad guys of the region!"
"PFFFFFTTT-"
"This is Team IRS! They want to take yer money!"
"Why does Ron want to assault a purple monkey?"
"I did Grimmsnarl and I just gave him one really big arm"
"Oh, those Deviant Forms?"
"Yeah, yeah yeah, called a Goonsnarl"
"This truly has been a green seven."
On 2026-07-25 at 16:33:57
"Rosalina mains don't just inject hormones. They eat the syringe."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."
""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."
"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."
"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."
"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."
"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."
"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."
"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."
"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."
"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."
"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"
"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."
"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."
"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."
"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."
"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."
"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."
"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."
2
1On 2026-07-23 at 23:10:50
"Trick or treating but instead I'm hiding estrogen in my girlfriend's KitKat. Therefore it's a trick and treat"
"That skeleton is Pissing on you're mom
I'm the original Shartwalker"
"At this point everything may as well be Gaster related. The pirates are Gaster, Hatshepsut was Gaster, Green Deltarune is Gaster, your dog's Gaster, the table leg is Gaster, your friends are Gaster, THE UNIVERSE IS GASTER"
"RATATOUILLE HAS BEEN GIVEN CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS!"
"Caillou then immediately gets cancelled on Twitter for doing Brownbearface."
"cant crack mew mew 0/10"
"You wankers barely notice anything around here. It's probably been here the whole time, only you haven't noticed because you're too busy eating junk and watching rubbish"
"Yeah so my gender is waffle and my pronouns are waffle/batter"
"You know what Minecraft YouTubers are like. Stay away from the roleplaying ones that aren't Aphmau."
"Moss is not homophobic you eat it in Deltarune"
"Yeah you do have heterosexual eyes"
"My gender is"
"ADHD synergy 🥰"
"Ummm... uhhh... um?"
"What's your personality?"
"Autism"
"What's your sexuality?"
"Butter
"That skeleton is Pissing on you're mom
I'm the original Shartwalker"
"At this point everything may as well be Gaster related. The pirates are Gaster, Hatshepsut was Gaster, Green Deltarune is Gaster, your dog's Gaster, the table leg is Gaster, your friends are Gaster, THE UNIVERSE IS GASTER"
"RATATOUILLE HAS BEEN GIVEN CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS!"
"Caillou then immediately gets cancelled on Twitter for doing Brownbearface."
"cant crack mew mew 0/10"
"You wankers barely notice anything around here. It's probably been here the whole time, only you haven't noticed because you're too busy eating junk and watching rubbish"
"Yeah so my gender is waffle and my pronouns are waffle/batter"
"You know what Minecraft YouTubers are like. Stay away from the roleplaying ones that aren't Aphmau."
"Moss is not homophobic you eat it in Deltarune"
"Yeah you do have heterosexual eyes"
"My gender is"
"ADHD synergy 🥰"
"Ummm... uhhh... um?"
"What's your personality?"
"Autism"
"What's your sexuality?"
"Butter
1On 2026-06-01 at 13:53:53
"Replace every cannibal in every analogue horror with Jonathan Davis and it instantly loses the fear factor"
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
"Hear me out-"
"XYLoPHoNe"
"I'm not trying to present Richmond as an idiot but I am trying to present him as pretty fucking wrong"
"C'mon Liverpool! Yer takin' t' bloody piss!"
"Liverpool sucks."
"Yer wanna say that again?!"
*Fight breaks out*
"I'm not a father but I still celebrate Father's Day."
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were one to be honest."
"Hey, why does this bacon taste like clean clothes?!"
"That's the lesbian flag, Morton. You're not supposed to eat it."
"Oh. What does lesbian mean again?"
"The :£ emoticon is an inbred version of the :3 emoticon"
"Artificial intelligence? I don't see any intelligence here! It's more artificial than American Fanta!"
"God what have I done"
"Bro you are NOT a pink pony girl and you DO NOT dance at the club"
"NO BECAUSE DÉJÁ VÚ MEANS 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT/OK' IN JAPANESE"
"GIRL THATS DAIJOBU"
"DAIJOBU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist?"
"It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?"
"You've reached your limit on talking. Shut the fuck up."
On 2026-04-13 at 16:32:14
"NO! IT'S PANTONE 448C!"
"Do NOT the Tryclyde."
"Perfect timing! Father, Lord Fawful and his big, dumb lackey were plotting to use the Green Star to murder millions of people at Chuckola Fest!"
"...And you didn't think to lock the bloody door?"
"You respect... my OPINION?!"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"He is so skinny that French fries are jealous of him"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE RUINED THE BOOK OF ALFRED!!!"
"It was boring. Thought I'd liven it up a bit."
"THERE'S ONLY FIVE OF THESE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!"
"Well, mine is now the best."
"Do NOT the Tryclyde."
"Perfect timing! Father, Lord Fawful and his big, dumb lackey were plotting to use the Green Star to murder millions of people at Chuckola Fest!"
"...And you didn't think to lock the bloody door?"
"You respect... my OPINION?!"
"I wanna ship King Boo with Bowser"
"I love you like how I love beer"
"He is so skinny that French fries are jealous of him"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE RUINED THE BOOK OF ALFRED!!!"
"It was boring. Thought I'd liven it up a bit."
"THERE'S ONLY FIVE OF THESE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!"
"Well, mine is now the best."
1On 2026-04-11 at 13:58:03
"I can't identify as a trans person, so you can't identify as a centipede!"
"I can't believe Five Guys owns the media"
"mummmmmmmm i got the gayness, can i stay home from school today?"
"I can't believe Five Guys owns the media"
"mummmmmmmm i got the gayness, can i stay home from school today?"
On 2026-03-17 at 06:42:59
"I was thinking of heading to the bathroom first."
"Oh, me too, I'll follow you there."
"Great..."
"Put on your tinfoil hat and get the Kool-Aid ready, it's about to get culty!"
"Mum, why is my name Tisiphone?"
"Well Tisiphone, I liked a song called Breakfast At Tisiphone's, and-"
"I WAS NAMED AFTER A FUCKING GOTH ROCK SONG?!"
"Jade! We came here for hot guys, not Hotheads!"
"Sorry, I was hungry."
"hi im daisy c:"
"whoah :0"
*splat*
"Jade! That's a woman! You said you came here for hot guys!"
"Camilla, Kandice is a guy's name... isn't it?"
"How can you say you're gay if you've never been with a guy?"
"I haven't drank cat piss but I damn well know it'd taste disgusting"
"Holy fuck did Regina just get isekai'd"
"You sound like a prepubescent lawnmower."
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"POLICE?! THE LESBIANS ARE DEALING FIREARMS AGAIN!!!"
"I didn't know you liked boys, Midget. Especially not big ugly ones like this."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Jade what the fuck are you doing"
"Bullying this idiot why"
"Cooool can I join in"
*Three weeks later...*
"KANDICE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH JADE?!"
On 2026-02-19 at 14:28:25
"Hey now, wait a minute! This is a professional party, with adults! Don't take this as an excuse to puke all over the tables, or start a food fight, or kiss the Mayor!"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"
"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"
"In 5 miles, turn gay."
""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""
"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"
"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."
"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"
"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"
"In 5 miles, turn gay."
""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""
"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"
"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."
"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."
"Congratulations you're a furry"
"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."
"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"
On 2026-01-26 at 20:04:31
"Asgore Piss Theory"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
"Let's get this farty sharted!"
"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"
"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""
"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."
"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"
"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"
"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"
"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
On 2026-01-06 at 08:34:49
"WHAT THE HELL IS A FUNCTIONING HEALTHCARE SYSTEM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
"Like and subscribe for more Hatsune Murder™"
"I don't have the ass to pull that off!"
"Anyway, let's turn Mario into a fat American."
"Oh, John's looking very healthy today (that means he's fucking fat)"
"The queen of lesbians proposes I slaughter a hundred animals for her hand in marriage... okay, time to commit livestock genocide I guess"
"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!"
"The 262 document pages:"
"Which Kris? Kris Deltarune?"
"Who would win? Your heterosexuality or ONE GIRLY BOI"
"Whether you're male, female, trans, agender, gay, bi, straight, white, black, a being of pure unbridled rage, or whatever else, remember - deep down we are all just Sans Undertale"
"Look, he's saying his first words!"
"I am a C-"
"Christian?"
"Cheez-It!"
"The Mario of Absolute Disagreement"
"Here's three ways to prove God is real! Well, first, you have the Bible. Second, well, you see, there's the Bible. And finally, there's this thing, see, it's called the Bible."
"Do you want to modify your last created nation (Gay) or add another custom nation?"
"Yoshis are the source of LGBTQ. This means that being homophobic is Yoshiphobic. This means the will to change is the will to Yoshi. So therefore the will to be is Yoshi. Therefore being is Yoshi. Therefore we are Yoshi. So therefore we are dinosaurs and we eat fruit. So therefore we are fictional. Therefore do we really exist? We don't. So therefore God is Yoshi. Therefore the universe is Yoshi."
"Or is it? [Vsauce music plays] What if it's the opposite? What if Yoshi... birthed the universe?"
On 2025-11-21 at 11:00:11
"You can waste your allowance and piss in the snow later, this is important."
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
"Goofy has found religion! Now Goofy has found mouldy bread. And a mushroom. What the hell, Goofy?"
"We are now entering Piss Forest. Beware the 4 Ps: piss, poop, paper and pocket knives."
"Ace divas are so slay that they got an entire category of tennis named after them"
"IT'S A NON-BINARY REFINERY!"
"God created thee man and woman-"
"Soooo... we're all androgynes?"
"I don't have a nationality because I'm from Mercury"
"You're literally gayer than me, how the fuck?"
"Speaking of special needs, where the hell is Roy?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM GONNA BRING BACK THE DINOSAURS!!!!! AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"
"My daughter is lesbian so I'm sending her to a girls-only camp for the entire summer"
On 2025-07-14 at 15:30:05
"Oh God... it tastes of the Sonic fanbase..."
On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
Making YOUR Track Ideas/Making Tracks Based Off Of You!
On 2026-09-14 at 08:13:13
A track loosely based on anywhere in Southeast Asia
It's such an interesting idea that everyone seems to gloss over in favour of another Chinese or Japanese track
It's such an interesting idea that everyone seems to gloss over in favour of another Chinese or Japanese track
21Do you have any songs stuck in your head right now?
On 2026-09-07 at 09:36:03
Vro why is Dengue Fever just awesome
On 2026-09-05 at 09:45:45
Hey guys I found O**'s favourite song
By context, O** most likely means Orientation. Please do not call me that, instead call me Hoco. Just to clarify that HOT TO GO! is not my favorite song.
I associate artificial intelligence with getting pissy about Chappell Roan songs and treating a nickname like it's a deadname
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