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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-01-20 at 14:57:05
The Chaos Gremlin, it sets your Kart on fire so you can't race anymore and have to pay 5000 coins to get the Kart repaired at the nearest pit stop... which you don't have because the Chaos Gremlin stole your wallet
1Music
On 2026-11-04 at 01:51:25
(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
On 2026-10-17 at 00:09:16
(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's historyWish granted, but you feel deeply dissatisfied with them, forcing you to restart all over again
to Bowser and I become a genuinely good songwriterWish granted, but the only people that will see your song are haters, and they will bully the song and every other song you make until you retire.
to Bowser and in return, I get my own statue!Wish granted! The proportions are worse than stereotypical female character bases
to Bowser and my characters finally get biosOn 2026-10-16 at 23:19:32
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIWish granted, but they are angered by this situation and decide to buy all the paper and pencils available on Earth, leading to a lack of these resources, but also an environmental impact as producing these resources is not always eco-friendly
to Bowser and you can get fit solely by eating sushi (watch me get ripped)Wish granted, but... there's mercury contamination in all of the oceans
to Bowser and I sleep like a cat every night because... I like sleeping like a cat and I never actually end up doing so lolWish granted, but you are only able to sleep like this two hours per night, before inevitably waking up and having to sleep normally
to Bowser and my passion for track making is restored(Yoooo it's me already let's goooooo)
Wish granted but the criticisms you receive are never constructive (your tracks are peak anyway, you'll probably just get like two or three troll comments per track ijbol)
to Bowser and I manage to finish every map for my AU's history1
1On 2026-10-16 at 22:24:45
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIWish granted, but they are angered by this situation and decide to buy all the paper and pencils available on Earth, leading to a lack of these resources, but also an environmental impact as producing these resources is not always eco-friendly
to Bowser and you can get fit solely by eating sushi (watch me get ripped)Wish granted, but... there's mercury contamination in all of the oceans
to Bowser and I sleep like a cat every night because... I like sleeping like a cat and I never actually end up doing so lol
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1On 2026-10-16 at 20:05:15
Wish granted, But everyone will do everything bad that's not a rule. I give Bowser a life so Mario Maker 3 comes out.
Wish granted! It is buggier than Sonic '06, enjoy
to Bowser and everyone who uses generative AI from this point forward is forced to draw manually, even if they start generating "art" with AIOn 2026-07-31 at 11:38:40
to bowser, in return Khel wins A Grammy for her album "Real Girl Rockstar"Wish granted but they confuse her for Vira and Lover Of A Ghost gets the award instead
to Bowser and my cousin's sister finally stops pulling stupid pranks on meOn 2026-07-27 at 16:47:16
Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them
Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?
to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish. Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:
I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld
Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.
to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single secondWish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!
to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive
Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you
I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me
wish granted but music no longer exists.
i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty
Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates
to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushiesWish granted but there 400,000 dollars
bowser that bear alpha gets more poeple to playWish granted, but BEAR (Alpha) is now owned by EA and so is the rest of Roblox and every game on it, so the fans are going to scream about paywall.
to Bowser, and MKPC now has Cloudflare to prevent shitty adbots that promote phishing gambling sites and better account verification to prevent hackers.Since I've already given
to Bowser:Wish granted but Cloudflare is down for the first year it gets integrated
On 2026-07-27 at 16:45:53
Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them
Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?
to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish. Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:
I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld
Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.
to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single secondWish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!
to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive
Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you
I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me
wish granted but music no longer exists.
i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty
Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates
to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushiesWish granted but there 400,000 dollars
bowser that bear alpha gets more poeple to playWish granted but everyone who plays with you leaves the second they join
to Bowser and I get bat wingsOn 2026-07-23 at 07:11:21
Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them
Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?
to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish. Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:
I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld
Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.
to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single secondWish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!
to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive
Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you
I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me
wish granted but music no longer exists.
i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty
Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates
to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushiesOn 2026-07-21 at 21:36:07
Wish granted but the Switch 2 version has a DRM installed that renders the game unplayable after 24 hours of buying it
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bust
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bustWish granted but all the bs from there just transports to another platform
to Bowser and these awful ads I keep seeing in MKPC are goneWish granted, but the same awful ads you keep seeing in MKPC will now be on every other site you use except for MKPC.
to Bowser to make MKPC significantly more popular, with more active players than normal every day.Wish granted but the site gets a cease and desist from Nintendo
to Bowser and I start living in ReykjavíkOn 2026-07-21 at 14:04:11
To Bowser and in exchange I want the Poofie World to be realWish granted, but it suffers from an economy crisis.
to Bowser and I get the ability to fly (super cliché and simple but I actually would rlly like that)Wish granted but your sense of direction is permanently fucked and you end up flying into buildings a lot as a result of it
to Bowser and I finally become fem-presentingWish Granted but you don’t know how to represent female
to bowser and jr (each) to make PKHex easier and Bowser gets one wish Wish granted but PKHex dies and no-one uses it anymore.
to Bowser to make tiktok be bannedWish granted, but brainrot memes like Skibidi Toilet, Italian Brainrot, and 67 get revived.
to Bowser to make the world exactly the way it was, assuming AI never existed.Wish granted, but the revival of brainrot memes were secretly exchanged with Bowser Jr.'s intelligence.
to Bowser but 3 random companies goes bankrupt.Wish granted, but these three companies are ones that were actually both producing important products and ethical
to Bowser and Super Mario 3D All Stars is available for the Switch 2 at a reasonable price with Super Mario Galaxy 2 on it Wish granted but the Switch 2 version has a DRM installed that renders the game unplayable after 24 hours of buying it
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bustOn 2026-07-20 at 09:16:57
To Bowser and in exchange I want the Poofie World to be realWish granted, but it suffers from an economy crisis.
to Bowser and I get the ability to fly (super cliché and simple but I actually would rlly like that)Wish granted but your sense of direction is permanently fucked and you end up flying into buildings a lot as a result of it
to Bowser and I finally become fem-presentingOn 2026-02-26 at 04:41:15
Wish granted, but the person he donated it to donated it back to him.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
But you'll tie at every competition.
I give a life to Bowser just beacuse
your chances of hiccuping whenever you mention food or something food related increases by 45%
i give bowser a 1 up, and in exchange i'll FINALLY STOP HAVING BAD LUCK!!!!! YEAAAAA
Wish granted but it only lasts for a minute
to Bowser and I can finally write decent lore for my AUWish granted but you will be terrible at explaining it and no one will understand
Oh so literally just me lol
1On 2026-02-26 at 02:29:12
Wish granted, but the person he donated it to donated it back to him.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
I give a life to Bowser, and I wish to be able to draw anything perfectly.
But you'll tie at every competition.
I give a life to Bowser just beacuse
your chances of hiccuping whenever you mention food or something food related increases by 45%
i give bowser a 1 up, and in exchange i'll FINALLY STOP HAVING BAD LUCK!!!!! YEAAAAA
Wish granted but it only lasts for a minute
to Bowser and I can finally write decent lore for my AUOn 2023-12-13 at 19:01:29
souhait exaucé, mais je vais devoir te mentionner à la fin de ce message
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!
Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
Souhait exaucé mais personne te prend au sérieux, enfin... voila
à Bowser et tout les jours je gagne des cadeaux (euh)Souhait exaucé mais les papier cadeaux seront tous rose
à bowser je me transforme en qui je veuxSouhait exaucé mais tu ne pourra plus te détransformer.
à Bowser et j'ai 10000 points de plus en bataille en ligneWish granted but you lose all of your VS points
to Bowser and my twin becomes separated from meOkay but a duck follow you everywhere and it is annoying
to Bowser and my new track get 50 times "5/5"Wish granted but each of your other tracks gets 1/5 50 times
to Bowser and my phone stays at 100% 24/7On 2023-11-01 at 11:31:30
souhait exaucé, mais je vais devoir te mentionner à la fin de ce message
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!
Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
à bowser, mais après être devenu l'empereur de la galaxie, je deviens l'empereur de TOUT L'UNIVERS!Mwahahahahahahaha
@///Lely 《- OEEEE
Souhait exaucé mais personne te prend au sérieux, enfin... voila
à Bowser et tout les jours je gagne des cadeaux (euh)Souhait exaucé mais les papier cadeaux seront tous rose
à bowser je me transforme en qui je veuxSouhait exaucé mais tu ne pourra plus te détransformer.
à Bowser et j'ai 10000 points de plus en bataille en ligneWish granted but you lose all of your VS points
to Bowser and my twin becomes separated from meYour top 15 Mario Kart tracks?
Yesterday at 07:46:28
Time to hit everyone with some hot takes I see 
1. GBA Snow Land
2. GBA Cheep-Cheep Island
3. 3DS Rosalina's Ice World
4. DS Delfino Square
5. NS2 Cheep Cheep Falls
6. 3DS Shy Guy Bazaar
7. GBA Broken Pier
8. NS2 Dandelion Depths
9. GBA Lakeside Park
10. GCN Dry Dry Desert
11. GCN Sherbet Land
12. NS2 Starview Peak
13. GCN Rainbow Road
14. Tour Bangkok Rush
15. Wii Bowser's Castle
1. GBA Snow Land
2. GBA Cheep-Cheep Island
3. 3DS Rosalina's Ice World
4. DS Delfino Square
5. NS2 Cheep Cheep Falls
6. 3DS Shy Guy Bazaar
7. GBA Broken Pier
8. NS2 Dandelion Depths
9. GBA Lakeside Park
10. GCN Dry Dry Desert
11. GCN Sherbet Land
12. NS2 Starview Peak
13. GCN Rainbow Road
14. Tour Bangkok Rush
15. Wii Bowser's Castle
GBA Snowland for your 1st is kinda bizarre
I am not beating the ice track lover allegations
On 2026-11-04 at 00:29:44
Time to hit everyone with some hot takes I see
1. GBA Snow Land
2. GBA Cheep-Cheep Island
3. 3DS Rosalina's Ice World
4. DS Delfino Square
5. NS2 Cheep Cheep Falls
6. 3DS Shy Guy Bazaar
7. GBA Broken Pier
8. NS2 Dandelion Depths
9. GBA Lakeside Park
10. GCN Dry Dry Desert
11. GCN Sherbet Land
12. NS2 Starview Peak
13. GCN Rainbow Road
14. Tour Bangkok Rush
15. Wii Bowser's Castle
1. GBA Snow Land
2. GBA Cheep-Cheep Island
3. 3DS Rosalina's Ice World
4. DS Delfino Square
5. NS2 Cheep Cheep Falls
6. 3DS Shy Guy Bazaar
7. GBA Broken Pier
8. NS2 Dandelion Depths
9. GBA Lakeside Park
10. GCN Dry Dry Desert
11. GCN Sherbet Land
12. NS2 Starview Peak
13. GCN Rainbow Road
14. Tour Bangkok Rush
15. Wii Bowser's Castle
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-10-27 at 11:13:44
"Careful how you take them out, Raly. You don't wanna catch their Jaronavirus."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
"The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to Daddy December"
"Great now I have to shame ALL of IRELAND"
"My mother ate the Berlin Wall"
"Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"
"Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol."
"I had my entire night paid for yesterday and ended up in an apartment making out with a guy, there is no okay"
"His name is Gene Yuss? Brother get over yourself, you're playing golf"
"I got you a cake with all your favorite accessories! Like hair!"
"Just a little while ago he moved a ship THIS big, and I said, "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "King Bowser Koopa you got a small ship it's the size of this walnut expect way smaller-" wait wrong franchise"
"Susie why do we exist"
"Hype moments and aura"
"Type shit"
"So he's a narcissistic loser? Awesome"
"DO NOT buy the new iPhone. It won't survive when you inevitably bend it on purpose and drop it from 1000ft. Literally unusable."
"Rockstar Bonnie looks gay"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
"The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to Daddy December"
"Great now I have to shame ALL of IRELAND"
"My mother ate the Berlin Wall"
"Jayce Talis period cramps moodboard"
"Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol."
"I had my entire night paid for yesterday and ended up in an apartment making out with a guy, there is no okay"
"His name is Gene Yuss? Brother get over yourself, you're playing golf"
"I got you a cake with all your favorite accessories! Like hair!"
"Just a little while ago he moved a ship THIS big, and I said, "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: "King Bowser Koopa you got a small ship it's the size of this walnut expect way smaller-" wait wrong franchise"
"Susie why do we exist"
"Hype moments and aura"
"Type shit"
"So he's a narcissistic loser? Awesome"
"DO NOT buy the new iPhone. It won't survive when you inevitably bend it on purpose and drop it from 1000ft. Literally unusable."
"Rockstar Bonnie looks gay"