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Noob68 wrote:
Insomniacs after you tell them it’s time for bed: 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1122506782175133788/1136132940317872159/IMG_1104.jpg

As an insomniac, I can solemnly confirm that that is true 😔

MKPCC Zombies

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Nothing much to report, sorry. I'm not dead, I just don't see the point in updating everyone frequently if I'm just chilling in a bunker. Sorry to worry anyone. At least the zombies have mostly gone from here, so I can actually go outside at night. Hope y'all are doing okay.

P.S.: I won't give my location in case it gets into the wrong hands by any means. Unless you see me around you're in the dark, and even then I won't give away my location.

P.P.S.: Also, thanks to K and Fiery for helping distribute the antidote to MKPCians who were most in need of it. I don't want fame and fortune for making the cure - I didn't distribute it myself so you're both the real heroes. Thanks again.
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Well, Eli's gone, and RedPik is... I don't fucking know where he is. I told him specifically not to go to the northern bunker near the forest, but I don't think he listened to me very well. I've been listening to Tokio Hotel and Celtic Thunder in my bunker and mapping out where's safe and where is a no-go. Seems like the city's off the map, so unless I want to die of thermonuclear poisoning, I'd best not go there. The rest of the area should be fine if I manage to fend off the zombies, but I don't think I'll be moving any time soon. I'm waiting for Red to return and the nights are getting shorter, so I need to stay away from the course of the sun if I don't want to become vampire jelly. Talk later, I don't have a very efficient communication method now that most of my animals have died, and I don't even know if this letter will reach the MKPCian hub.
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Pixelation wrote:
@Colonel_Radec what is with your methods of "keeping us safe"

now the city is gonna blow up

@Lilith @Mario100 AAAAAAAA WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

tweet tweet THE ONION IS GONNA ARRIVE. ITS FAST AND EASY TO USE TO ESCAPE

Lmfao both of you are slowpokes, I was out of the city already. Anyway, Radec seems untrustworthy so I'm in one of my six bases again, sorry to split up from you two
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Alright, we're back outside the border again. Hopefully the antidote gets verified by the CCS labs while me, Eli and RedPik are away, but we're staying away from the city until Radec's forces have stopped their onslaught. Maybe we'll be back if there's a good supply of weaponry out here, but we should be fine, so don't worry about us. Our location won't be on the radar by the way, so if you stumble across us outside MKPC City, tell nobody. And I fucking mean nobody. If I can get back to at least one of my old bases out here, I should be able to grab a thermonucleic radiation laser gun, so that'll be good for dealing with the zombies. I'll also raid an abandoned shopping mall for clothes and supplies, so that my identity remains concealed for the rest of this plague.

Signed by yours unfaithfully, Lilith.
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Cool, I'm in the city now, so it's not required for me to send binary computer broadcasts to communicate with y'all's. I've gotten together with a group of friends, and we're just going to go to see if my antidote has been sent off, and then grab a bite to eat. Anyone coming along?
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Third day log

Huh. Looks like I slept in for the second night, so forgot to make a log entry. For now I'll cut out any information that could give my location away, as it seems that things are going down in MKPC City that I do not wish to affiliate myself with. I'm just chilling out in the middle of nowhere, and I've finally found a bed of snowdrops. I just needed to find a poultice, and, looking in my handbag, one of the Kjópwí mushrooms had finally grown one. I've deposited the ingredients into an Inventory Checkpoint, and now the potion has been produced. Luckily it's produced quite a large amount of antidote, so I'll get Moonbeam to send it over to the CCS laboratory for testing shortly.

Sorry that this log was rather short, I just wanted to alleviate any fears about being unable to solve issues in MKPC City. Stay safe, everyone.

Lilith out.
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Second night log

Finally made into Asátrú Tílhjág's Ossuary. Aside from having armoured zombies with some semblance of sapience roaming around, this place is around as depressing as you'd expect from a desecrated demigod's crypt. All of the booby trap mechanisms have been eroded thanks to the parasitic extremophile creepers populating the neighbouring pig-marsh of Estraavyé-Bórtaíjá, meaning that there wasn't really much of a danger outside of a few perturbed bats and ghosts, and the occasional armoured revenant that wanted to make me its next meal. All of the wax that had been used to make the candles was burnt out long ago, and even the illustrious golden floors were adorned with trellises of dirt and peaty sludge from long-gone grave-robbers who wished to disconcert the Asátrú. Underwhelmingly, these also formed a pathway to the tomb itself, which was decorated profusely with bones and teeth from various animals and peoples. Dare not I say that the prospect achieved by the atrium was much too extravagant, lest I forget the centre piece: a marble sarcophagus depicting the visage of the late despot, still distorted from the poor scribe's view of the ruler's war-torn cranium. Sorry to disappoint, but his spirit did not come back to life, however by simply rotating the coffin I dropped through an intace trapdoor in the dilapidated flooring, and fell into none other than Fjórú Woodland. I have uprooted 12 Kjópwí mushrooms since I have been here, and thankfully, zombies do not lurk in these parts, so Moonbeam and I were able to enjoy a hearty meal of Kjópwí salmon and salad.

Hope things are going well up on the surface.

Lilith out.
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Second day log

Finally, the dawn of a new day. I'm currently looking for more ingredients to produce an antidote for the current apocalypse, however extrinsic sources tell me that seeds of distrust have perturbed the streets of the city. I would like to address this now: I am not a vampire, I merely have vampiric blood, as I was bitten by a vampire. I'm still the same demon gal I always was, and I've told Moonbeam to carry an eyelash stained with tears of ichor for testing at the CCS lab to prove that I still have a demon's mRNA. Somehow my infection levels have close to nullified; I think that the infection treatment was fairly effective at preventing me from any serious danger, however it still hurt, so I wouldn't recommend burning your wounds together or sealing them with any kind of ointment unless your infection levels become particularly dangerous. I'm at the ossuary near the east side of Estraavyé-Bórtaíjá Pig-Marsh now, and I'm going to search here to see if I can get to Fjórú Woodland on the other side of Asátrú Tílhjág's Ossuary, which could potentially house snowdrop flowers or Kjópwí mushrooms, both which are essential to finally completing this panacea (and Kjópwí mushrooms are also great when you crush them and add them as a dressing for fish or salads).

Stay safe out there.

Lilith out.
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First night log

I've set up camp somewhere outside an abandoned castle in the Wyndvál Highlands, just on the outskirts of MKPC City. I've used ten of my fifty small cedar logs to start a campfire, so until I find an axe or saw of some sort, I have four nights' worth of guaranteed light and heat left outdoors. Idiotically, I left all of my oil lamps in the bunker near the abandoned castle in the village, and it's currently far too dangerous to go back there alone. I had made the stupid decision to go back to the village and I was bitten all over my arms and legs by zombies. I used my last intact oil lamp to burn the wounds together as a way to prevent infection, capping my infection rates at approximately +6%, which is good for now, considering that my infection rates went up by +4% during the day as I placed the zombie blood into the machine for storage to make the antidote with. Currently, my overall infection rates are at 10%, which isn't bad, but I need to be careful to not pick at the wounds, or my infection rates may go up. Thankfully, I have my fur cloak wrapped all the way around the wounds, so I should be safe for now (applying peat from the mire near the foot of the hill to the wounds seemed to help as well). I also managed to refill my canteen with water from a lake, and the distillation technique that I tried worked swimmingly, so now I have an additional 4 litres of potable water to drink, which, if I ration, should last as long as the logs. The joke I made previously about eating Yoshis was short-lived too, as soon after I found a Moo Moo farm and got to eat something for a proper dinner, along with some vegetables, like potatoes and mushrooms.

Good night, everyone, and stay safe out there.

Lilith out.

P.S. I'm actually in an underground base again, but I don't think that the location will change again, as zombies have trouble climbing steep precipices and are also, handily enough, weak to fire. I was also able to fix my claymore on the fire, which is good because now I have something to use if I'm ambushed in the night.
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Fiery wrote:
Lilith wrote:
First day log

Fuck, I've been bitten... by a vampire, not a zombie, don't worry about me. This new land seems... odd. There aren't many zombies, and the ones I've found have been easy to defeat. If studies serve me right, the treatment is found in a potion containing an obscure poultice, dew from a snowdrop flower, vampire blood and zombie blood. I don't know how the hell vampire blood comes into play here, but eh, I'll trust the process. I've taken a small sample of blood from my veins and I was able to separate my ichor from my vampire blood, thank the Goddess, meaning I only have 3 more ingredients to create the antidote. Maybe I'll have to hop a few more borders, cause there sure as hell aren't any snowdrops here, or mushrooms. Zombie blood will be a pisstake to obtain regardless, though, as zombies tend to bury each other's corpses after one of their kin has met his demise. I'll keep scouting around, and hopefully I'll be able to bottle up some zombie blood. To keep the vampire blood pure, I'll need to find a separate storage, as my second canteen is keeping the blood, and I need to ration the water in my first canteen until I'm at a sustainable water source. I don't care whether it's potable or not, I need to stay hydrated in times like these. I'm chilling in a secret hideout underground for the time being, and it's kinda cozy. I have a neat little bed that I made from a pile of straw and wood from a broken ale keg. I also remembered to bring some oil lamps down here so it's not as dark as the deepest pits of Hell down here. I also managed to catch and cook a few Yoshis for dinner (dunno what the hell they're doing down here, they'll only end up seasoned and fried) and I also have a pet raven now, who's incredible at finding resources in such a dilapidated area. Hopefully her nose is able to sniff out some fungi so I can grab the poultice, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting her out of my sight. Best case scenario is that she becomes MKPC Fried Raven for a zombie if I do that. I've also found an AR-15 and a scythe in the surface world, so those'll come in handy. It's a hell of a lot better than a rusty old steel sword, but I'll keep it around and see if I can find a way to reduce the oxygen and hopefully make it usable again.

Anyway, hope you fellas are doing well up on the surface and keeping the dream alive. Have you guys found anything useful up there? Are you all safe?

Wish you all the best.

Lilith out.

Was willing to help until you said you cooked Yoshis like wtf man

Hey. Lilith here. That was merely a dark joke. Over.
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First day log

Fuck, I've been bitten... by a vampire, not a zombie, don't worry about me. This new land seems... odd. There aren't many zombies, and the ones I've found have been easy to defeat. If studies serve me right, the treatment is found in a potion containing an obscure poultice, dew from a snowdrop flower, vampire blood and zombie blood. I don't know how the hell vampire blood comes into play here, but eh, I'll trust the process. I've taken a small sample of blood from my veins and I was able to separate my ichor from my vampire blood, thank the Goddess, meaning I only have 3 more ingredients to create the antidote. Maybe I'll have to hop a few more borders, cause there sure as hell aren't any snowdrops here, or mushrooms. Zombie blood will be a pisstake to obtain regardless, though, as zombies tend to bury each other's corpses after one of their kin has met his demise. I'll keep scouting around, and hopefully I'll be able to bottle up some zombie blood. To keep the vampire blood pure, I'll need to find a separate storage, as my second canteen is keeping the blood, and I need to ration the water in my first canteen until I'm at a sustainable water source. I don't care whether it's potable or not, I need to stay hydrated in times like these. I'm chilling in a secret hideout underground for the time being, and it's kinda cozy. I have a neat little bed that I made from a pile of straw and wood from a broken ale keg. I also remembered to bring some oil lamps down here so it's not as dark as the deepest pits of Hell down here. I also managed to catch and cook a few Yoshis for dinner (dunno what the hell they're doing down here, they'll only end up seasoned and fried) and I also have a pet raven now, who's incredible at finding resources in such a dilapidated area. Hopefully her nose is able to sniff out some fungi so I can grab the poultice, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting her out of my sight. Best case scenario is that she becomes MKPC Fried Raven for a zombie if I do that. I've also found an AR-15 and a scythe in the surface world, so those'll come in handy. It's a hell of a lot better than a rusty old steel sword, but I'll keep it around and see if I can find a way to reduce the oxygen and hopefully make it usable again.

Anyway, hope you fellas are doing well up on the surface and keeping the dream alive. Have you guys found anything useful up there? Are you all safe?

Wish you all the best.

Lilith out.
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veenyx64 wrote:
Fiery wrote:
MKPC City but now theres a zombie apocalypse going on, this is seperate to the other roleplay.


watching the news     News: There has been a zombie breakout due to a malfuncation and failure of a science expirement earlier, please reamin indoors, lock doors, windows and stay safe.

Oh no! Better get to the shop quick before things get bad!

Damn, nobody here has watched The Tribe... it's a bad idea to follow authorities at a time like this

Well I'm hopping the border to grab weapons and shit, anyone wanna join?
cross1

MKPC Slander

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Wintervu wrote:
You can calm down @Pixelated_Princess, I'm not mad. Someone told me I didn't deserve to live at school today and you know what ? Comments like this don't even wound me that much anymore. It's Christmas fellas, enjoy your life and do what you want to do.

The dude wasn't even that agressive here, it's just ridiculous lmfao

Let that be my reminder not to post when I'm tired then lol
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Wintervu wrote:
Invu wrote:
Me when i getting attack by 1000 people all because i said swear words are not allowed
help

This is not really getting attacked. Blahblhablah


Invu me boy leave me alone

Oh my god I literally didn't even attack you. Blahbalahbalahblahbalahblahbalah I like kidsblah blah blah.

Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Fuk

1) Where the fuck did you get this
2) What drugs are you on
3) Stop trying to shit on my friend for something so fucking trivial and immature thanks, he wouldn't even post something so dumb like that 💀
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xrunner48 wrote:
I've had this one for a while, just never posted it.
https://i.ibb.co/YQ9C9jz/image.png

Personally I think you meant to put the Discord logo
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osc-omb wrote:
osc-omb wrote:
https://i.ibb.co/P5CSJR5/ezgif-2-926ff9c8fa.gif

Amateurs (I don't even try and tada I'm lesbian 💀💀💀)

Is every third message you send about wanting to fuck a femboy because that's us

More like every second message I send to Pixel... :$:$:$
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osc-omb wrote:
https://i.ibb.co/P5CSJR5/ezgif-2-926ff9c8fa.gif

Amateurs (I don't even try and tada I'm lesbian 💀💀💀)
xd1
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