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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-07-04 at 20:13:24
Share Your Custom Decors!
On 2024-12-25 at 17:10:00
Knight: Click here
Bush: Click here
Star Fir: Click here
Shamrock: Click here
While you're able to use any and all of my decors, please ensure that you credit me properly!
1On 2024-05-04 at 07:16:48
Wouldn't recommend posting collab links as anyone is now able to edit it, just an image of the decor is fine
On 2023-08-12 at 09:18:27
Does anyone have Moo Moo?
I can make one for ya, just tell me what behavior to use
1On 2023-08-10 at 15:20:50
I have a few new decor (all of these are gonna be used in at least one of my upcoming tracks for IlluZhion Kart):
Club IlluZhion sign version 3
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: Yes
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Torii Gate
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Shiro Castle
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Club IlluZhion sign version 3
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: Yes
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Torii Gate
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
Shiro Castle
Behavior: Pipe/Tree
Hitbox?: No
Collision damage?: No
Unbreakable?: Yes
On 2023-07-30 at 06:15:43
Hey, does anyone have a Monokuma decor I can use for my latest track? The golden cat statues that I'm using as placeholders look so out of place ngl
I can make some. What behavior would you like it to be
Can you do the behavior as Fire Piranha Plant and make it spit bees (like Gonta's execution in V3)?
On 2023-07-29 at 23:36:47
Hey, does anyone have a Monokuma decor I can use for my latest track? The golden cat statues that I'm using as placeholders look so out of place ngl
On 2023-02-04 at 10:18:49
Does anyone have an animated Toad audience decor?
I can try
On 2023-01-25 at 19:00:36
Free to use, give credits.
Mushroom Cafe Ad
Behavior: Tree
Funky Club Ad
Behavior: Tree
If you want me to make an ad about you, tell me
i made a green hills sign with your design, i like your designMushroom Cafe Ad
Behavior: Tree
Funky Club Ad
Behavior: Tree
If you want me to make an ad about you, tell me
I'mma make a few more signs I think
1On 2023-01-10 at 17:57:46
https://postimg.cc/gallery/jjJPTS8
Billboards for one of my upcoming courses (sorry it's in a URL format, I didn't want to post several images at the same time lol)
Billboards for one of my upcoming courses (sorry it's in a URL format, I didn't want to post several images at the same time lol)
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3The Koopa Life - Ask the Koopalings !
Yesterday at 10:49:01
Hey guys, so this is something I wanted to try out with my latest fanfic, The Koopa Life. All you need to do is ask a question relating to some or one of the characters in the fanfic, and I'll choose some to be answered by the Koopalings in a future interim episode of the fic!
P.S.: If your question isn't answered in one episode, then it'll likely be answered in another (this will happen maybe two or three times in a Season)
P.S.: If your question isn't answered in one episode, then it'll likely be answered in another (this will happen maybe two or three times in a Season)
2Fanfic - The Koopa Life
Yesterday at 10:15:11
Chapter 1-2: The Mohs Annoying Thing To Ever Happen
Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm
Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm
Junior: Why, hello there, Midget.
Lemmy: You're the last person who should be getting the first line in any of VanillaSprinklz' fanfiction.
Junior: (Wails) That's no way to talk to your to-be king, you ungrateful Karen! Now be a good peasant and get back to working on my chariot!
Lemmy: After what happened this morning you're in no position to speak down upon me. And, by the way, I've done all of my chores, so if you don't mind I'll be taking these cookies and this coffee up to my room.
Junior: (Growls) No you haven't! You still have to work on my war chariot!
Lemmy: Of course, my priority in life should be doing something your bratty ass could easily do if you weren't just sat there ordering us around and starting a tyrannical bitchfest! I'm oh so sorry that I'm enjoying the little free time I get instead of tending to your defunct Koopa Clown Car!
With that, Lemmy left for her room with the cookies and coffee mug in hand. Junior just flung himself on the floor and started squealing and wailing like the immature toddler he is. The former was sitting in her room that was adorned in countless plushies and crystals, sipping her coffee and eating cookies, when all of a sudden there was a knock on her door. She curiously opened it, and Iggy was standing there, wrench in hand.
Lemmy: Oh, hey, Iggy.
Iggy: Ugh, this is just great.
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you try mixing erbium, oxygen, titanium and carbon?
Iggy: No! It's just... ugh, come with me to the kitchen.
When the pair of them got to the kitchen, they saw a huge Morton blocking the doorway.
Morton: Hey Larry, I found the donuts. Larry? Oh well, guess I'll eat these for myself.
Lemmy: Morton, what the hell?!
Morton: Oh, hey, Lemmy. Want a donut?
Lemmy: Iggy, what the actual fuck is going on?!
Iggy: (Growls) It's the Starman Cannon! After we got hit with the energy blast it's caused all this!
Lemmy: The phrase "no shit, Sherlock" comes to mind.
Iggy: Can you be serious for once?! I don't even know how it erupted! I just went to fix it and then a huge bolt of electricity came from my wrench and blew it up!
Lemmy: That's the kind of bullshit Junior would come up with after destroying the castle overnight just so he wouldn't get an ass-whooping from dad.
Larry: Wait, Lemmy, how come your powers aren't going haywire? Iggy blew Wendy's ShyPhone 16 up just by touching it earlier, and I started to grow gills underwater!
Without warning, Ludwig appeared from literally nowhere.
Ludwig: Yes, because we'd certainly believe everything that a snotty-nosed teenager says.
Morton: The hell did Ludwig come from?
Ludwig: Maybe you'd have seen me coming if you all weren't so preoccupied with all these bogus coincidences that have occurred between this episode and the previous. Also, not to be rude, but Morton, this "diet" of yours clearly isn't working.
Morton: Hey! I ate three Brussels sprouts this year!
Lemmy: Congratulations, now go find a toothbrush.
Iggy: Wait, Lemmy, how come your power levels aren't flicking on and off? Says here your power levels have remained constant since this morning when you first got them.
Ludwig: Please, you're as stupid as Larry when he sees an AI song on BooTube about two differently coloured Yoshis from a popular mod of some children's music game falling in love with each other and getting cheated on. None of us have "powers," and if we did, they'd be there from the start.
Larry: Buppity bup-bup bup, yes-yes-
Ludwig: Yes, we all know you have terrible hygiene and have no social life outside of some poor Koopa toddlers in your BooTube comment section who genuinely enjoy your drab videos. Now shut up for the remainder of the episode and go take a bath, since you claim you love water so much.
Larry: (Whines) Fine, jerkhole. You're not a Sigmakoopa anyway! Only real Rogan Maulers know-
After going away, Larry was quickly knocked over by a reckless Junior, who then waltzed over to the rest of the Koopalings like the Queen of Sheba.
Junior: Why, hello, wank stains.
Iggy: Can you piss off? I'm trying to find out why our powers are going haywire and why Lemmy's just aren't.
Junior: There's a simple explanation for that, Nerdy. Take a look at the kitchen, of course Piggy's stuck in there. Just send him to a fat camp and it'll be okay.
Ludwig: For once I agree with Junior.
Lemmy: Junior, shut the fuck up. Something happened with Iggy's Starman Cannon and people have just gone haywire over it.
Junior: (Smirks) Good, now I can get you all kicked out of the castle for destroying everything. Have fun on the streets, peasants!
As the young Koopa plodded off to tell his father about the damage and potentially get the Koopalings evicted, the siblings were all just completely shocked.
Wendy: (Cries) Dumb scientist brother makes invention and gets us evicted for it. #FML
Lemmy: Yeah, great going, Iggy. Because of your stupid inventions Larry actually has to go outside, Wendy needs to get off of her ShyPhone for more than five seconds, Morton needs to go on a diet and I have to talk to other women who aren't myself or Wendy.
Roy: Yo dudes, what's goin' on?
Lemmy: Iggy's Starman Cannon made everyone's powers go haywire and end up destroying half of the castle, so now Junior's trying to get us kicked out of the castle.
Roy: Iggy, why'd ya do that, man? I thoughts you was the cool one, not the stupid one.
Iggy: (Sighs) I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to actually help out the Darklands by making something that would power it without the need for constantly needing to dig stuff up to make electricity.
Ludwig: (Growls) You're not bloody sorry. If you were sorry, you'd have a way out of this clusterfuck as usual, but no. You break that dumb thing TWICE and you just sit there like nothing is ever your fault while Junior waltzes in like the bloody King of England and threatens to evict all of us.
Wendy: Wait, Iggy, didn't you say Lemmy's the only one whose powers weren't going crazy?
Iggy: Yeah, before. But then my own powers were affected and I blew up the meter.
Roy: I say it's worth a shot!
Lemmy: Yeah, but what do you expect me to do, fix the entire second floor with crystal walls?
Iggy: (Sighs) No, but if we can get to the Starman Cannon and you can seal it with a bunch of crystals, then we can clean up the mess easily.
Ludwig: This is even dafter than when you came up with the idea of the Starman Cannon last episode.
Iggy: Technically speaking it was VanillaSprinklz' idea to write about that thing, even if I made it in-universe.
Ludwig: Are you seriously relying on the bloody author to fix everything in a jiffy? This is a fanfiction, not Tomodachi Life.
Lemmy: Can we maybe stop arguing to have an excuse for breaking every boundary of this universe imaginable and actually focus on the task at hand, please?
Bowser: (Roars) KOOPALINGS!
Roy: That'll be about the cannon, won't it?
When the Koopalings made it to the throne room, Junior was sobbing in Bowser's arms, the latter clearly having fallen for his son's crocodile tears.
Bowser: (Snarls) You've REALLY done it this time, Koopalings!
Ludwig: The hell did we do? Iggy's the one who got us into this mess; we were looking for a way to clean up after the lazy bugger.
Iggy: Yeah dad, Ludwig's right. This is my fault.
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANNA HEAR THOSE BULLSHIT EXCUSES FROM ANY OF YOU! FIRST YOU UPSET JUNIOR AND BEAT HIM UP, THEN YOU DESTROY HALF THE CASTLE AFTER ALL I DO FOR YOU!
Lemmy: (Snarls) YEAH?! AND WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO FOR US?! YOU BELIEVE JUNIOR'S LIES ALL THE DAMN TIME AND THE ONE TIME ONE OF US CROSSES A LINE OR JUNIOR SNITCHES TO YOU, WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING SHIT!
At that everyone fell silent, even Bowser. Eventually Ludwig broke the deafening silence, his eyes wide like saucers.
Ludwig: Holy shit, Lemmy.
Wendy: Sister reasonably crashing out at dad. #SlayQueen
Bowser: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "REASONABLY," WENDY?! THAT LITTLE SHIT STAIN JUST BELLOWED AT ME FOR NO REASON!
Kamek: You did kind of yell at them over some lies that Junior told you, Bowser.
Roy: Yeah, dad. Can't lie, Lemmy just saids what we all was thinkin'. Junior's clearly ya favourite kid just 'cuz he's ya only biological one.
Bowser: (Growls) DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT?!
Ludwig: Yes. You always believe his lies, yet the moment any of us say anything even slightly out of line, you just roar and snarl at all of us as if it's any of our business in the first place.
Bowser: Wait, where the hell is Morton?
Morton: Why am I so tiny?
Iggy: Wait, that's it! Maybe we need to-
Junior: Oh, shut up, Four Eyes! Daddy, evict them all! NOW!
Kamek: Please don't fawn to his demands, Your Highness...
Bowser: JUNIOR, THE KOOPALINGS ARE DAMN RIGHT! GO TO YOUR ROOM! IF I CAN YELL AND BREATHE FIRE AT THEM, THEN I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!
Kamek: (Whispers) Hallelujah...
At that, Junior bolted upstairs in a huff, squealing and wailing.
Morton: Hey, I'm being serious. Why the hell am I small?! I'm shorter than Lemmy now!
Lemmy: Now you know what it's like to be the smallest Koopaling, Great Wall of China.
Morton: What's that?
Iggy: Morton, did you ever actually go to school?
Morton: Yeah, I was there for lunch.
Lemmy: That explains why you can eat literally anything and everything, and why your skull's as bottomless as your stomach is.
After the Koopalings left the throne room, Iggy explained his plan to them.
Iggy: Well I think I have a way to stop the Starman Cannon from destroying even more of the castle.
Ludwig: Let's hear it then, Isaac Newton.
Iggy: Well, I've noticed that each of you have your own unique powers. Since Larry can breathe underwater, he can go fish out the Starman Cannon that I tossed into the castle pool. Morton can change his size to block the door to prevent any more of the energy from leaking out. I'll deactivate it by zapping it with electricity, at which Lemmy will encase it in crystal, Roy will destroy it, and we all get out of the lab before we go haywire again.
Wendy: Wait, what'll me and Ludwig do?
Iggy: You can post the entire thing to your GoomBook and TikTokClok, I guess. As for Ludwig, he can just go to Victorian London in his dreams for all I care.
Morton: This isn't fair, why does VanillaSprinklz always add in references I don't understand?
Lemmy: Maybe you'd understand them better if you went to school for something other than just lunch. Now stop breaking the universe's boundaries again, we have to go stop this thing before it causes any more chaos!
Junior: Why, hello there, pussies.
Ludwig: Didn't dad tell you to fuck off to your room just fifteen lines ago?
Junior: Oh, that was just a timeout! Daddy would never punish me because he loves me much more than he loves you lot combined!
Lemmy: Junior, please shut the fuck up for the remainder of the episode.
Junior: (Squeals) NO! I WILL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BOSS YOU ALL AROUND BECAUSE I AM AUTH- AUTHOR- OSTRICH- OH FORGET IT! I'M TELLING DADDY!
Ludwig: Good, we're not going back to the throne room until the very end of the episode.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
Koopalings: Likewise.
By the time the Koopalings had made it to Iggy's lab, they had completely lost sight of Junior. It was nearly time to put the plan into action.
Morton: Is this the Starman Cannon?
Lemmy: No Morton, it's the Mega Mushroom Cannon. Were you actually paying attention to the plot of this episode?
Morton: Hey, it's hard to concentrate on an empty stomach!
Lemmy: You had ample opportunities to eat anything inedible and you wait until now to say you didn't even understand a thing because you couldn't be bothered to eat a chair and Gringill baguette or something?
Iggy: Can you two stop bickering? I need to make sure you've all understood the plan.
Ludwig: Perfect, I get to sleep in my room for the rest of the episode so I don't have to deal with you guys' bullshit. Toodles!
Wendy: Siblings saving our asses for the second time today. #PopOffQueens
As everyone was getting ready to disarm the Starman Cannon, Junior came prancing downstairs once more, just as Ludwig was getting ready to go back to his room.
Ludwig: Oh great. The twat's already finished his second timeout.
Lemmy: The fuck do you want now, Junior?
Junior: (Giggles) Oh, nothing. Just wanted to see what my lovely twathead siblings were up to!
Junior waddled over to the Starman Cannon with a smirk plastered on his bulbous face, clearly scheming something.
Junior: Ooh, I wonder what these buttons do?
Iggy: Junior, don't touch that!
Junior: (Wails) Quiet, Nerdy! I'll do whatever I want!
As the petulant little miscreant was busy messing around with the Starman Cannon, the machine made a lowing noise, as if it was ready to erupt again. Lemmy made the quick decision to encase the meddler in crystals again to prevent further harm from being done.
Lemmy: Finally. That was six lines too many. Well, seven if you include Wendy making yet another pointless story to post to her Ninjigram.
Larry: (Quivers) Uh, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Larry, why the hell do you have gills? You're not in water.
Larry: Can you be serious for once, jerkface?!
Lemmy: I was being serious. Now what's the matter?
Larry: Look around...
Lemmy looked around, seeing her siblings going insane again from the effects of the Cannon near exploding, and screamed in terror.
Lemmy: Oh God, we were so preoccupied with Junior's bullshit that we forgot about disabling the Starman Cannon!
Ludwig: Well, we're the only two who seem to be unaffected by Junior's meddling, and there's no way Iggy's plan is following through now.
Lemmy: You're right, we've gotta stop the others from destroying more of the castle.
Ludwig: Well done, you've summarised the entire episode up until this point.
Lemmy: (Groans) Whatever, can we just get this over with?
The pair of them ran up to the cannon, but when Ludwig even went to push the Cannon's On-Off Switch, he was knocked back into the wall.
Lemmy: (Screams) Ludwig!
Lemmy's powers suddenly started to go out of control under the effects of the Cannon, and seeing her siblings' powers also going crazy didn't help things any.
Lemmy: (Squeals) Why am I shooting crystals everywhere like a Touhou boss?! Wait... if I can aim these towards the Cannon...
Lemmy aimed her crystal projectiles towards the Starman Cannon, and luckily, one of them hit the On-Off Switch, but she soon fell unconscious as all of her siblings' power levels went back to normal.
Larry: Lemmy!
Roy: (Sniffs) Oh no, please don't say this episode has a sad ending...
Thinking quickly, Wendy put her hand against Lemmy's jugular. A pulse. She was still alive.
Wendy: Oh good, she's still alive... but we have got to get her to her room to rest.
Morton: Does this mean I can eat her ice cream that she left in the fridge?
Ludwig: And he's forgotten about the diet plan already. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
As the Koopalings left to take Lemmy to her room to get some sleep, Junior broke his head free from the crystals, thankfully unable to throw a temper tantrum again.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
On 2025-06-30 at 03:02:47
Chapter 1-1: Pilot
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Morton: Ugh! I'm annoyed!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you puke from one of your disgusting food concoctions again?
Morton: No! My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich has gone missing again!
Lemmy: Try checking your stomach before it comes back up from it.
Morton: This isn't funny! I wanted to eat that! Now I'm hangry!
Lemmy: Not surprising coming from the person who thinks Doechii's singing is even slightly tolerable.
Ludwig came downstairs from his room, clearly annoyed at the fact that two of his younger siblings had woken him.
Ludwig: What on Earth is your issue? It's half past seven in the morning, some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Lemmy: You're always asleep, why the hell are you complaining?
Morton: My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich was stolen!
Ludwig: Maybe you could benefit from sleeping instead of constantly thinking of what borderline toxic food concoction to cook up next.
Morton: Hey! My sandwiches are tasty!
Lemmy: Says the person whose favourite snack is drywall.
Junior also came waltzing into the room as soon as he heard the commotion.
Junior: Why, hello there, piss stains.
Lemmy: Great, that's the last person I wanted to see after I'd been awake for five hours.
Ludwig: Fuck off, Junior. It's half seven and I'm already tired out from these two oafs bickering about their disgusting sandwich. This isn't even your business.
Junior: (Growls) That's no way to speak to your soon-to-be king!
Ludwig: I'm the eldest child, so I'm father's heir, not you.
Morton: Yeah, Ludwig has more hair than you, Junior!
Lemmy: Not that kind of hair, Morton.
Junior: (Squeals) Oh, that's it! I'm telling my daddy!
Sure enough, Junior ran off to tell Bowser the usual lies about his foster siblings.
Junior: (Wails) D-daddy! Ludwig, Lemmy and Morton were b-b-bullying me!
Bowser: (Gets angry) What?! What'd they do?!
Junior: (Sobs) They-they were m-making breakfast and-and they started p-punching and swearing at me for-for no reason! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Bowser: (Snarls) Alright! That's it! Wait here, Junior! I'll teach them!
Kamek: Bowser, you've got to keep that hypochondriac son of yours on a leash or something. He's done nothing but cause trouble.
Bowser: Piss off, Kamek! He's my son and his siblings are being rude to him as always!
Kamek: (Sighs) Don't say I didn't warn you...
By the time Bowser had gotten to the kitchen, however, the rest of the Koopalings were already there.
Bowser: (Growls) LEMMY! LUDWIG! MORTON! COME HERE NOW!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Junior been lying to your stupid ass again?
Bowser: I will NOT have you talk to me that way, Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa!
Ludwig: How dare she speak up for us.
Morton: Can we stop arguing already? It's eight o'clock and I can't find any paint to cook my thumb tack, chocolate and ham panini in.
Iggy: Your vile taste in "food" never ceases to surprise me, Morton.
Morton: Thanks man.
Bowser: You seriously cook your food in paint?
Morton: Not always! Just when there's no Blooper ink in the cupboards, nor any of that leftover purple stuff Iggy likes to freeze.
Iggy: You cooked your food in my hair growth solution? Well, saves you from having worse hair than Ludwig I guess.
Ludwig: At least my hair doesn't look like a pineapple.
Morton: Speaking of, where did my pineapple, banana and Cheep Cheep casserole go?
Wendy: Idiot brother cooking inedible foods again. #KitchenNightmares
Lemmy: Since when were you a gourmet, Wendy? You fell for the pink sauce trend and everyone knows it.
Morton: Whatever, my sandwich has been stolen and I want it back cause I'm really hungry.
Lemmy: You're literally eating the carpet.
Morton realised that Lemmy had caught him gnawing on the carpet after around thirty seconds, and quickly spat out the velvet rug.
Ludwig: Whatever. Can we just look for this dumb sandwich before I fall asleep again?
Iggy: I guess, if it'll get Morton to shut up.
As the Koopalings went upstairs, they encountered a disgruntled Larry.
Larry: Grrr! Meanieheads!
Roy: Yo, Lawrence. What up, dude?
Larry: (Growls) Go away, Roy! I don't want you guys here!
Wendy: The hell did Roy do? What's gotten you in such a hissy fit?
Larry: Some jerkface stole my ShyPad!
Lemmy: Good, now we don't have to hear those God awful Minecraft parodies at three in the morning.
Larry: (Squeals) Shut up, Lemmy! Steve's Lava Chicken is better than that screamy poop you listen to on repeat!
Iggy: I seriously beg to differ, but that's besides the point.
Morton: Wait, maybe the person who stole my sandwich also stole Larry's ShyPad.
Lemmy: Congratulations, that's the smartest thing you've said all episode.
Morton: (Giggles) I told you I was entullajont!
Lemmy: And now you ruined it.
Roy: I don' get it, what'd anybody want with a sandwich ya can't even put in ya mouth and an overpriced Goombandroid tablet?
All of the Koopalings suddenly came to a conclusion that would've been obvious if they didn't spend half of the episode pointlessly arguing.
Everyone (aside from Morton): Junior.
Morton: Larry.
Lemmy: Morton, Larry literally said that he got his ShyPad stolen from him ten lines ago.
Morton: Oh yeah.
Wendy: But how will we tell dad? Even if all of us told him it was Junior, he wouldn't believe us.
Ludwig: We'll just have to make him believe us.
Roy: Y'mean like we catch 'im red-handed?
Ludwig: Precisely.
Just as Ludwig was about to explain his plan to his siblings, Bowser let out a sonorous roar that shook the entire castle. The Koopalings all agreed to go check what was wrong, and as they reached the throne room, they saw their father frantically searching the entire throne room for something.
Larry: What's the matter, dad?
Bowser: (Roars) Someone's taken my booze and my airship command tannoy!
Kamek: I told you to keep that demon child on a leash.
Bowser: (Groans) For the last time, Kamek, it's not Junior's fault!
Kamek: (Grumbles) You keep telling yourself that...
Lemmy: (Snarls) Great, now we have more useless missing things to look for.
Wendy: Wait, the ACT's gone too?
Lemmy: Yeah, that totally won't spell disaster for the entirety of the Darklands if it's in Junior's grubby mitts.
Morton: I thought dad said it's not Junior's fault though.
Ludwig: Yes, because a psychopathic preteen really wouldn't want to wage war with people over alcohol, money and power.
Larry: I swear, I'll shout at that little dum-dum poopyhead if it was him!
Lemmy: I don't think yelling at an even bigger baby than yourself will fix the war damages done to the Koopa Kingdom, Larry.
Iggy: Lemmy's right. If Junior does have access to the Kingdom's air force then he's probably already got access to our army and navy too.
Larry: (Growls) That meanie!
Ludwig: (Huffs) Please, while we're investigating this, do us all a favour, stop being such a snowflake and shut up, Larry.
Larry: (Sniffs) Fine, jerkhole.
While the Koopalings set out their plan, Junior was sat in his room, surrounded by his family's pilfered things.
Junior: (Laughs) This walkie-talkie thing is great! Hey, Koopa Air Force Unit 1A! Set course for the Jökull Kingdom now!
1A Commander: My prince, we've literally formed a peace treaty with them just two weeks ago!
Junior: (Squeals) Do I sound like I care? Attack them now or I'm telling my daddy that you threatened to beat me up, you little shit stain!
1A Commander: Prince Bowser, you don't understand! Queen Ljósfari is very strong!
Junior: (Growls) I am your prince and you will do as I say, slave! Or don't and you'll get thrown into the lava, simple!
1A Commander: (Grumbles) Fine. But don't expect your father to be happy with you when he finds out.
Junior: Oh, he won't find out. I'm his favourite child, after all.
Kamek entered the room shortly after the treaty was broken with the Jökull Kingdom was broken by the snotty-nosed prince. He gasped in shock horror as he saw the stolen things littered across the toddler's floor.
Kamek: (Growls) Junior, what the hell is all this?! Is that the ACT?!
Junior: (Squeals) Did anyone ever tell you to knock? And yes, this is the bloody ACT!
Kamek: Give me that! It's your father's!
Junior: (Wails) Oh, piss off, oldie! This is my room and these are my things!
Kamek: These are not your belongings, these belong to your siblings!
Junior: They're in my bloody room, aren't they? They're mine!
Junior took one bite of Morton's disgusting sandwich to prove a point and immediately retched, spitting the entire thing out.
Junior: (Squeals) Gross! Tell Morton to make me another sandwich, now!
Kamek: No!
Junior: Do you know who I am, slave?! I am the prince of the Koopa Kingdom! Now go tell Piggy to make his prince another sandwich or I'll throw you into the lava!
Kamek snarled and vanished, leaving the psychopathic child in his room with the stolen things. Meanwhile, the Koopalings had taken position near important areas around the castle that Junior was known to frequent.
Wendy: Hey, where's my ShyPhone?
Ludwig: Yes, because GoomBook, BooTube and TikTokClok are the first things you should worry about when Junior's waging war on the other Darklandic Kingdoms.
Iggy: Can you two please be quiet? Me, Morton and Larry are on the lookout for Junior. Well, me and Larry are, Morton's currently stuffing his face with a burrito that I'm pretty sure has asbestos in it.
Roy came rushing out of his room, clearly panicked.
Larry: What's wrong, Roy?
Roy: Iggy, ya know those Spike Traps ya told me to gets from my room?
Iggy: Yes...?
Roy: Well, when I went to gets 'em, they's completely vanished!
Lemmy: Ugh, more shit's being stolen. That's totally fun.
Iggy: Hey, speaking of errands, Lemmy, where's that reactor core I told you to go get?
Lemmy: Take an educated guess, Poindexter.
Iggy: Shit.
Ludwig: A stupid invention is totally more important than catching the person who's stolen everything and is probably breaking it as we speak.
Iggy: No, you don't understand! I was making a Starman Cannon!
Wendy: The hell's a Starman Cannon?
Iggy: It's this huge battery I was going to power the entirety of the Darklands with by using the power of Starmans!
Ludwig: That's probably the most outlandish thing your brain has ever conjured up. It's even more outlandish than Morton's dietary choices, which says a lot as it is.
Iggy: This is even more important than proving dad wrong right now! We've gotta make sure it's still stable!
The Koopalings all quickly rushed to the laboratory where the Starman Cannon was. When they got there, the Cannon was shaking like a Chuckola Cola bottle with Mentoads inside it.
Iggy: (Screams) The thing's about to blow!
Ludwig: Holy fucking shit.
Lemmy: Great, now I'll never get to know what being taller feels like!
The Starman Cannon soon exploded, the energy inside gushing out like millions of geysers at once. The Koopalings were all hit with the energy blast and knocked out temporarily. After a few minutes, they slowly regained consciousness, though Junior had entered the room, presumably using the opportunity to mock his elder siblings.
Lemmy: What the...
Morton: Hey, is that Junior? Why does he look so funny?
Junior: Why, hello there, shitheads. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken your things, and there's nothing you can do about it because you've just been knocked out. Farewell, dumbasses!
Lemmy got angry at Junior's repeated mockery of her siblings and all of a sudden the young Koopa was encased in a prison of translucent crystals.
Junior: (Squeals) What is the meaning of this, Pipsqueak?! Let me out now!
Ludwig: (Chuckles) I don't think we will.
Somehow, Lemmy was able to turn the crystal walls into handcuffs that fit snugly around Junior's wrists, and the young prince was finally turned in to Bowser.
Bowser: (Growls) What is the meaning of this, Junior?!
Junior: (Wails) Daddy! Listen to me! That mean Lemmy and the other Koopalings-
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
Junior: (Sobs) It's not my fault!
Kamek led Junior to his room as soon as the stolen goods were returned to their rightful owners.
Bowser: (Sighs) I owe you an apology, Koopalings. Maybe I should've been a bit more careful around Junior.
Larry: It's okay, dad! We're happy to help!
Ludwig: I thought you said you were going to shut up for the rest of the episode.
Larry: Shut up, meanieface! It's practically over anyway!
Lemmy: Okay, so is literally nobody even going to question why I can create and manipulate crystals now?
Morton: Or where my sandwich has gone.
Bowser: Kamek threw it in the bin after Junior tasted it and threatened to throw up over Wendy's ShyPhone.
Roy: How would ya know? You wasn't in Junior's room when that happened.
Wendy: Neither were you. #BreakingThe4thWall
Larry: At least Junior can't be a jerkface to us for the remainder of the episode.
Junior was throwing a temper tantrum in his room while the rest of the family were celebrating over their latest triumph.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
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3On 2025-06-29 at 17:12:59
Yeah there's a new fanfic I'm working on. Since Before The Apocalypse's story is going nowhere as of recently (due to a lack of motivation and a lack of a good storyline for Chapter 4, including many of the songs used being deleted by Nintendo) I decided I'd start a new fanfic, though this one doesn't happen with the same cast as BtA (i.e. there won't be any character applications this time around), instead, the cast will feature Bowser, the Koopalings and any other affiliates.
This is an idea I've had for a while (even longer than I've had the idea for BtA's pilot) as this will be loosely based on a YouTube pseudo-animation series that I'm a fan of (Bowser's Koopalings).
So without further ado, let me introduce you to the main cast!
P.S. - Yes you can use this topic for discussions, though please do not rush or pester me if I don't release a Chapter for some time
Full name: Lawrence Jake Koopa
General name: Larry Koopa
Fanfic name: Larry
Age: 14
Zodiac: Cancer (born 21st June)
Special power: Being unable to drown when underwater for prolonged periods of time
Personality: Tries to act tough but often comes off as wimpy, somewhat intelligent and cares about his adoptive siblings even if they don't harbour much care towards him
Full name: Mortimer Gordon Koopa II
General name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Fanfic name: Morton
Age: 15
Zodiac: Gemini (born 7th June)
Special power: Changing size at will
Personality: Extremely dimwitted but also extremely kind and caring, often says things that have no correlation to the topic at hand
Full name: Gwendolyn Orlean Koopa
General name: Wendy O. Koopa
Fanfic name: Wendy
Age: 17
Zodiac: Libra (born 6th October)
Special power: Reading and controlling other's thoughts
Personality: Kind but firm, somewhat addicted to social media and her internet life, can be spoiled and seemingly bratty when things don't go her way
Full name: Ignatius Terwilliger Koopa (née Ignatius Terwilliger Faustas VI)
General name: Iggy Koopa
Fanfic name: Iggy
Age: 20
Zodiac: Scorpio (born 10th November)
Special power: Generating electricity from anything
Personality: Arrogant, perhaps even narcissistic at times, though feels under constant pressure to excel at anything and everything even if it's insurmountable
Full name: Rory Koopa (née Rory Chakranektus)
General name: Roy Koopa
Fanfic name: Roy
Age: 22
Zodiac: Sagittarius (born 8th December)
Special power: Destroying most things with a simple punch or kick
Personality: Relatively calm and collected but will spring into a violent rage if those he cares about are harmed
Full name: Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa (née Egil Ljósfarisson Koopa)
General name: Lemmy Koopa
Fanfic name: Lemmy
Age: 25
Zodiac: Aries (born 1st April)
Special power: Creating and manipulating crystals
Personality: Tomboyish and snarky, has tons of energy (too much in fact), can be a bit ditzy but is generally smarter than most of her younger adoptive siblings, loves sweet foods (especially ice cream and sponge cake)
Full name: Klaus Heinrich von Koopa (née Klaus Heinrich von Totenkaiser XVII)
General name: Ludwig von Koopa
Fanfic name: Ludwig
Age: 27
Zodiac: Pisces (born 28th February)
Special power: Unknown
Personality: Somewhat grumpy (due to being a chronic insomniac) and can be quite self-centred and callous, but cares as much for his foster siblings as Larry or even Lemmy does
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa IV
General name: Bowser Jr.
Fanfic name: Junior
Age: 8
Zodiac: Capricorn (born 24th December)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Psychotic, neurotic, doesn't care for anyone but himself (does not see the Koopalings as his siblings), manipulative (often lies to Bowser in order to get his foster siblings into trouble and throws tantrums to get his way), narcissistic (even more so than Iggy), rude (has created several insulting nicknames to his subordinates who are often his elders)
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa III
General name: King Bowser III
Fanfic name: Bowser
Age: 49
Zodiac: Leo (born 1st August)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Harsh but somewhat fair, though is often blinded to his only biological child's borderline psychopathic antics and makes somewhat irrational decisions from time to time
Full name: Kameklas Ashmedai Koopa
General name: Kamek Koopa
Fanfic name: Kamek
Age: 108
Zodiac: Taurus (born 30th April)
Special power: Magic
Personality: Cranky, grumpy, mature (often being the voice of reason against Bowser's frivolous or rash actions)
This is an idea I've had for a while (even longer than I've had the idea for BtA's pilot) as this will be loosely based on a YouTube pseudo-animation series that I'm a fan of (Bowser's Koopalings).
So without further ado, let me introduce you to the main cast!
P.S. - Yes you can use this topic for discussions, though please do not rush or pester me if I don't release a Chapter for some time
Full name: Lawrence Jake Koopa
General name: Larry Koopa
Fanfic name: Larry
Age: 14
Zodiac: Cancer (born 21st June)
Special power: Being unable to drown when underwater for prolonged periods of time
Personality: Tries to act tough but often comes off as wimpy, somewhat intelligent and cares about his adoptive siblings even if they don't harbour much care towards him
Full name: Mortimer Gordon Koopa II
General name: Morton Koopa Jr.
Fanfic name: Morton
Age: 15
Zodiac: Gemini (born 7th June)
Special power: Changing size at will
Personality: Extremely dimwitted but also extremely kind and caring, often says things that have no correlation to the topic at hand
Full name: Gwendolyn Orlean Koopa
General name: Wendy O. Koopa
Fanfic name: Wendy
Age: 17
Zodiac: Libra (born 6th October)
Special power: Reading and controlling other's thoughts
Personality: Kind but firm, somewhat addicted to social media and her internet life, can be spoiled and seemingly bratty when things don't go her way
Full name: Ignatius Terwilliger Koopa (née Ignatius Terwilliger Faustas VI)
General name: Iggy Koopa
Fanfic name: Iggy
Age: 20
Zodiac: Scorpio (born 10th November)
Special power: Generating electricity from anything
Personality: Arrogant, perhaps even narcissistic at times, though feels under constant pressure to excel at anything and everything even if it's insurmountable
Full name: Rory Koopa (née Rory Chakranektus)
General name: Roy Koopa
Fanfic name: Roy
Age: 22
Zodiac: Sagittarius (born 8th December)
Special power: Destroying most things with a simple punch or kick
Personality: Relatively calm and collected but will spring into a violent rage if those he cares about are harmed
Full name: Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa (née Egil Ljósfarisson Koopa)
General name: Lemmy Koopa
Fanfic name: Lemmy
Age: 25
Zodiac: Aries (born 1st April)
Special power: Creating and manipulating crystals
Personality: Tomboyish and snarky, has tons of energy (too much in fact), can be a bit ditzy but is generally smarter than most of her younger adoptive siblings, loves sweet foods (especially ice cream and sponge cake)
Full name: Klaus Heinrich von Koopa (née Klaus Heinrich von Totenkaiser XVII)
General name: Ludwig von Koopa
Fanfic name: Ludwig
Age: 27
Zodiac: Pisces (born 28th February)
Special power: Unknown
Personality: Somewhat grumpy (due to being a chronic insomniac) and can be quite self-centred and callous, but cares as much for his foster siblings as Larry or even Lemmy does
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa IV
General name: Bowser Jr.
Fanfic name: Junior
Age: 8
Zodiac: Capricorn (born 24th December)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Psychotic, neurotic, doesn't care for anyone but himself (does not see the Koopalings as his siblings), manipulative (often lies to Bowser in order to get his foster siblings into trouble and throws tantrums to get his way), narcissistic (even more so than Iggy), rude (has created several insulting nicknames to his subordinates who are often his elders)
Full name: Bowser Belial Koopa III
General name: King Bowser III
Fanfic name: Bowser
Age: 49
Zodiac: Leo (born 1st August)
Special power: Pyrokinesis
Personality: Harsh but somewhat fair, though is often blinded to his only biological child's borderline psychopathic antics and makes somewhat irrational decisions from time to time
Full name: Kameklas Ashmedai Koopa
General name: Kamek Koopa
Fanfic name: Kamek
Age: 108
Zodiac: Taurus (born 30th April)
Special power: Magic
Personality: Cranky, grumpy, mature (often being the voice of reason against Bowser's frivolous or rash actions)
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12 truths and a lie (ON DAAA FORUM)
On 2025-07-14 at 08:08:00
1. I am a varsity tennis player at my school
2. I have a modded switch
3. I watch (and enjoy watching) the news
2. I have a modded switch
3. I watch (and enjoy watching) the news
I'm gonna go with 3 but that's probably a bit biased
1On 2025-07-14 at 08:06:49
1 - I'm around 6'3 or 6'4
2 - I'm a tetragametic chimaera
3 - My personality type is INTJ
2 - I'm a tetragametic chimaera
3 - My personality type is INTJ
Unique
On 2025-07-15 at 10:12:07
what's a unique
Basically he wants to do something that hasn't been done before
I kinda want to try something unique in the track maker.
Does anyone know any tips of doing so?
Does anyone know any tips of doing so?
You could perhaps try using unique themings, like perhaps a poison volcano or a frozen Buddhist temple (though please make this fairly obvious in the track art) - or maybe have unique decor (assuming that's what you want, if not then just roll through a bunch of ideas until you find one you like, which is what I tend to do xD)
Basically just make it stand out in some way through the track art or decor
Also were those reactions on MR_BABY_MARIO's message seriously needed ? Came off as a li'l rude icl
Another Platformer
On 2025-07-15 at 20:50:00
This is a project I'm gonna start working on in Game Boy Studio fairly soon. There are 7 Worlds and each have 6 levels, which each end with a unique World boss, with Level bosses sprinkled between, kinda like in Doki Doki Panic.
Each of the 7 Worlds has its own unique theming, these being:
⛤ Hill-World (Standard grasslands World that most 2D platformers inspired by Mario start off with)
⛤ Sand-World (Desert World inspired mostly by Incan Peru, honestly what more can I say other than the fact it's a combination of desert and mountain levels)
⛤ Factory-World (Well I need a World to introduce other enemy types that aren't as easy to defeat as a Goomba or a Koopa Troopa, and a factory just fits because bombs)
⛤ Haunt-World (Honestly just wanted an excuse to have an autumn World in this game but here it works, especially for a later World)
⛤ Seaside-World (Seems a little odd at first to have a seaside be the 5th World out of 7 but trust me this will work, especially as the enemies are generally more difficult to defeat)
⛤ Snowy-World (Again, this seems rather odd at first, but icy levels are an absolute pain to me in 2D platformers, especially with standard Game Boy Color physics at best)
⛤ Dark-World (I could've literally gone with any other name that doesn't just directly allude to SMB3 but the name actually fits as there are a lot of dark areas both inside and outside of boss fights)
As for the enemies, I don't have sprites yet, but I can provide a basic description of some of them:
⛤ Dudling : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to defeat it
⛤ Tortoiseshell : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to send it into its shell, which can be kicked
⛤ Bombdor: Flies left and right, drops eggs to the ground which explode on contact with it
⛤ Mowai : Moves horizontally towards the player when the latter is looking away, can be jumped on to stun for 3 seconds
⛤ Kaboombox : Walks left and right, explodes 3 seconds after being jumped on
⛤ Calico : Walks left and right but cannot be jumped on (it has a jellyfish on its head)
⛤ Conger : Pops out of the ground to attack, can be jumped on twice to defeat it
⛤ Pumpkit : Jumps around left and right, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
⛤ Nosfar : Flies in a sine pattern, cannot be jumped on
⛤ Yeti : Throws boulders from platforms above the player, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
As for the playable characters, it'll just be me, Hazel and Krystal (Hazel = Chloe, Krystal = Kay-Kay, if anyone was wondering)
More info coming soon, so watch this space !
Each of the 7 Worlds has its own unique theming, these being:
⛤ Hill-World (Standard grasslands World that most 2D platformers inspired by Mario start off with)
⛤ Sand-World (Desert World inspired mostly by Incan Peru, honestly what more can I say other than the fact it's a combination of desert and mountain levels)
⛤ Factory-World (Well I need a World to introduce other enemy types that aren't as easy to defeat as a Goomba or a Koopa Troopa, and a factory just fits because bombs)
⛤ Haunt-World (Honestly just wanted an excuse to have an autumn World in this game but here it works, especially for a later World)
⛤ Seaside-World (Seems a little odd at first to have a seaside be the 5th World out of 7 but trust me this will work, especially as the enemies are generally more difficult to defeat)
⛤ Snowy-World (Again, this seems rather odd at first, but icy levels are an absolute pain to me in 2D platformers, especially with standard Game Boy Color physics at best)
⛤ Dark-World (I could've literally gone with any other name that doesn't just directly allude to SMB3 but the name actually fits as there are a lot of dark areas both inside and outside of boss fights)
As for the enemies, I don't have sprites yet, but I can provide a basic description of some of them:
⛤ Dudling : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to defeat it
⛤ Tortoiseshell : Walks left and right, can be jumped on to send it into its shell, which can be kicked
⛤ Bombdor: Flies left and right, drops eggs to the ground which explode on contact with it
⛤ Mowai : Moves horizontally towards the player when the latter is looking away, can be jumped on to stun for 3 seconds
⛤ Kaboombox : Walks left and right, explodes 3 seconds after being jumped on
⛤ Calico : Walks left and right but cannot be jumped on (it has a jellyfish on its head)
⛤ Conger : Pops out of the ground to attack, can be jumped on twice to defeat it
⛤ Pumpkit : Jumps around left and right, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
⛤ Nosfar : Flies in a sine pattern, cannot be jumped on
⛤ Yeti : Throws boulders from platforms above the player, can be jumped on thrice to defeat it
As for the playable characters, it'll just be me, Hazel and Krystal (Hazel = Chloe, Krystal = Kay-Kay, if anyone was wondering)
More info coming soon, so watch this space !
3Something you HATE a lot
On 2025-07-11 at 17:53:53
When I go into a room and then completely forget why I'm even supposed to be there in the first place (ADHD moment)
1On 2025-02-15 at 05:15:30
Maybe you'll hate me for this, but I really hate modern music. I don't want to hear Sigma Sigma Boy or Thick Of It again, just lemme chill and listen to shit from the nineties and noughties
Absolutely. Prefer classics like September by Earth, Wind and Fire. (U ain't never heard that im sure)
September is a banger; I just prefer stuff like Eurobeat, metal and pop punk - but I swear to the Goddesses I just can't with modern music anymore (funnily enough the only "modern" artists I listen to have been around for quite a long time, like J. Stebbins or SWS (though I've kinda stopped listening to the latter cause of something circulating around Kellin on Twitter - if you know you know - though given the past controversies with Marilyn Manson I'm not entirely sure where I lie on this one, it seems like people are just actively trying to antagonise metal bands/artists nowadays, and people only coming forward with apparent "proof" that what happened also applies to them in the wake of ongoing controversy doesn't really help matters either: though given that they still have a contract with their record labels I'm very much leaning towards this not being true, and it's ironic how when metal singers do something controversial it's everywhere, but when someone like Justin Bieber does the same thing it's completely swept under the rug))