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Highest DM Count
On 2025-07-05 at 21:52:41
I cannot see them, (the DM's nor the postimage link.) I thought we settled this already. Anyway, what do they say?
1. To my hack alt. It just said,
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
No. Yes, like three times, but not at the moment. It's there in case anyone tries anything... When i screamed in a news topic, I got one cross react.
New record with you: 82 messages, here's how:
There's a technique that you can do to spam DM's(called the lawnmower), but don't worry, I've only done it with myself. Anyways, while I was quickly eating my dinner, my Switch was face-down, and a blanket made it so "Space" and "Return" at the same time (how to do the lawnmower technique). Sorry 'bout that...
I haven't been on my PC for a while, so I didn't know until ya told me. I wouldn't have been mad, just... unsettled. (Tom and Jerry reference haha)
Edit: Ok @MKPC_--T--, I'll put it in the cup as soon as I can.
they're already in
Wow, coincidence... Do I appear as offline?
yes, you can change that by changing your status to do not disturb or online
OHHHH... Wow, I had absolutely no idea... I generally don't play online, so pretty much clueless of how this junk works...
look in the bottom right corner, it should show your acc name, next to it it will show your status: connected, do not disturb or offline. Click this and you can change it.
On 2025-07-05 at 21:44:49
I cannot see them, (the DM's nor the postimage link.) I thought we settled this already. Anyway, what do they say?
1. To my hack alt. It just said,
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
No. Yes, like three times, but not at the moment. It's there in case anyone tries anything... When i screamed in a news topic, I got one cross react.
New record with you: 82 messages, here's how:
There's a technique that you can do to spam DM's(called the lawnmower), but don't worry, I've only done it with myself. Anyways, while I was quickly eating my dinner, my Switch was face-down, and a blanket made it so "Space" and "Return" at the same time (how to do the lawnmower technique). Sorry 'bout that...
I haven't been on my PC for a while, so I didn't know until ya told me. I wouldn't have been mad, just... unsettled. (Tom and Jerry reference haha)
Edit: Ok @MKPC_--T--, I'll put it in the cup as soon as I can.
they're already in
Wow, coincidence... Do I appear as offline?
yes, you can change that by changing your status to do not disturb or online
On 2025-07-05 at 21:40:48
I cannot see them, (the DM's nor the postimage link.) I thought we settled this already. Anyway, what do they say?
1. To my hack alt. It just said,
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
No. Yes, like three times, but not at the moment. It's there in case anyone tries anything... When i screamed in a news topic, I got one cross react.
New record with you: 82 messages, here's how:
There's a technique that you can do to spam DM's(called the lawnmower), but don't worry, I've only done it with myself. Anyways, while I was quickly eating my dinner, my Switch was face-down, and a blanket made it so "Space" and "Return" at the same time (how to do the lawnmower technique). Sorry 'bout that...
I haven't been on my PC for a while, so I didn't know until ya told me. I wouldn't have been mad, just... unsettled. (Tom and Jerry reference haha)
Edit: Ok @MKPC_--T--, I'll put it in the cup as soon as I can.
they're already in
On 2025-07-05 at 21:37:26
I cannot see them, (the DM's nor the postimage link.) I thought we settled this already. Anyway, what do they say?
1. To my hack alt. It just said,
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
Wait, you've been HACKED!?
No. Yes, like three times, but not at the moment. It's there in case anyone tries anything... When i screamed in a news topic, I got one cross react.
basically, the messages were about giving you the ykpc collab links
On 2025-07-02 at 03:04:50
7,655 with pokey cuz he spammed my DMs so much

[Fic] Countryballs x Mario Kart EP. 2
On 2025-07-05 at 17:26:14
countries that can be added that I can remember off the top of my head (not all ofc i am geography nerd tho xD)
- Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus
- Tuvalu
- Nauru
- Kiribati
- St Vincent & The Grenadines
- Antigua & Barbuda
- San Marino
- Cabo Verde
- Niger
- The Seychelles
- Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus
- Tuvalu
- Nauru
- Kiribati
- St Vincent & The Grenadines
- Antigua & Barbuda
- San Marino
- Cabo Verde
- Niger
- The Seychelles

Hellish Trial Maps
MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
On 2025-05-13 at 09:25:48
1.There should be a limit of 6,000vr in online mode
2. Remove all items except from the blue shell
3. Make online battle the only online mode
4. Rename the site to 'Boring Kart PC'
5. Make DS RR even narrower
6. Ban anyone who says the letter 'e'
7. If someone gets last in a race with more than 4players, they get banned for 3 days
8. Remove the ability to change your name
Example of 6: This suggstion is rally bad oops i said th lttr '' in it
2. Remove all items except from the blue shell
3. Make online battle the only online mode
4. Rename the site to 'Boring Kart PC'
5. Make DS RR even narrower
6. Ban anyone who says the letter 'e'
7. If someone gets last in a race with more than 4players, they get banned for 3 days
8. Remove the ability to change your name
Example of 6: This suggstion is rally bad oops i said th lttr '' in it

On 2025-04-23 at 07:56:56
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
I know right!
and does he seriously not know that HE is the reason the other MKPC update suggestions topic was locked???
At this point he should have stayed inactive on the forum. But let's not stray off topic..
but well, guess what i will not suggest nothing in this topic! tell to fiery to unlock the other topic!
I honestly don't know what to say
On 2025-04-22 at 22:31:34
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!
I know right!
and does he seriously not know that HE is the reason the other MKPC update suggestions topic was locked???
On 2025-04-22 at 22:27:48
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
Who said you're Wargor? Forum kids... (Don't blame the short bug for this)
this guy is a weirdo
On 2025-04-21 at 19:12:12
The computer destroyer item



If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"

bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
because i dont want when these update suggestions comes to the next update!
Bruh, these update suggestions are NOT suggestions for the next update (if it ever happens) They are meant to be DELIBERATELY stupid. If you want to suggest things for an update, then DON'T DO IT HERE.

On 2025-04-21 at 19:06:06
The computer destroyer item



If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"

bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
On 2025-04-21 at 17:17:22
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
no
oh yeah. I forgot one:
Anyone who disagrees with me gets their account deleted
I disagree wi...
Wait, I already have my account deleted.

How are we typing this?!
I thought all forum topic were locked???

On 2025-04-21 at 15:36:43
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
no
oh yeah. I forgot one:
Anyone who disagrees with me gets their account deleted

On 2025-04-21 at 07:03:47
1. Make every race 100 laps
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.





On 2025-04-20 at 20:51:59
These words are banned entirely cuz THEY GOT NO VOWELS

actually, they do have vowels because the letter y becomes a vowel if there are no other vowels within the word.
But very good suggestion.
also this is what me, be, the, he, her, when, went, tent, rent, pet, kept, bet, crest, rest, best, end, get, met and stress become:
e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, e, etc. you get the idea.
Also there are so may more words i could add, but I didn't cause reasons
On 2025-04-20 at 11:31:05
How about an item that causes the player to lose their lap count?!...
On 2025-04-18 at 20:42:13
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii