MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
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13183 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-04-17 at 04:50:22
The MKPC Update Suggestions topic by @IAmJack got locked so I decided to create this topic where instead of people suggesting useful things for mkpc, they can suggest absolutely fucking garbage things (but somewhat funny to see in-game) for let's say an April Fools event. 
I'll start with one:
An item that just moves the location of the finish line
I'll start with one:
An item that just moves the location of the finish line
On 2025-04-17 at 05:04:19
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the B***T!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the B***T!?!?"
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On 2025-04-17 at 05:08:52
Everyone always plays MKPC in 99999999999999999999cc mode oh no it's now officially unplayable lol
On 2025-04-17 at 06:32:52
"What the BLYAT!?!?"
get ouuuuuuuuut 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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On 2025-04-17 at 07:13:17
They should make it so that if you win you lose vr and if you lose you gain vr
On 2025-04-17 at 07:56:08
The MKPC Update Suggestions topic by @IAmJack got locked so I decided to create this topic where instead of people suggesting useful things for mkpc, they can suggest absolutely fucking garbage things (but somewhat funny to see in-game) for let's say an April Fools event.
I'll start with one:
An item that just moves the location of the finish line
I'll start with one:
An item that just moves the location of the finish line
The original topic was already this
3On 2025-04-17 at 11:38:07
They should make it so that if you win you lose vr and if you lose you gain vr
That still becomes a race.. but backwards..
On 2025-04-17 at 12:30:14
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
On 2025-04-17 at 13:48:28
hitbox that subtracts 1 lap from your count
On 2025-04-17 at 13:50:58
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.
On 2025-04-17 at 15:00:49
Replace the notification button with one that rickrolls you
On 2025-04-17 at 15:10:04
If you get to good you'll get a kill screen like some old games have.
On 2025-04-17 at 15:17:46
My new suggestion
On every forum message, the text is always invisible, no matter what, not even changing the color works.
On every forum message, the text is always invisible, no matter what, not even changing the color works.
On 2025-04-17 at 22:17:30
too bright mode
turns the screen brighter then the sun.
turns the screen brighter then the sun.
On 2025-04-17 at 22:19:50
The Super Heater Item. If you use it, it automatically makes Mariokart PC run SO HIGH QUALITY THAT IT HEATS YOUR COMPUTER TO 99999999999999999999999999999999 ºF.
Also I have an old MKPC update idea topic
Also I have an old MKPC update idea topic
On 2025-04-17 at 22:26:13
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.
surely it could be a better track?
On 2025-04-17 at 22:28:24
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.
surely it could be a better track?
What about DS Rainbow Road
1On 2025-04-17 at 22:33:32
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.
surely it could be a better track?
What about DS Rainbow Road
right, lemme take 9 years to finish that track then..
On 2025-04-17 at 22:37:37
too bright mode
turns the screen brighter then the sun.
turns the screen brighter then the sun.
Basically making it impossible to even play on MKPC
On 2025-04-17 at 22:37:54
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.
surely it could be a better track?
What about DS Rainbow Road
right, lemme take 9 years to finish that track then..
Double Dash Baby Park?
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