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Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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The MKPC Update Suggestions topic by @IAmJack got locked so I decided to create this topic where instead of people suggesting useful things for mkpc, they can suggest absolutely fucking garbage things (but somewhat funny to see in-game) for let's say an April Fools event. :p

I'll start with one:
An item that just moves the location of the finish line :p
Messages 605 - Mario Mario
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My trash idea

The computer destroyer item :}:}:}

If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.

When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the B***T!?!?" :s
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Messages 74 - Boo Boo
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Everyone always plays MKPC in 99999999999999999999cc mode oh no it's now officially unplayable lol
Messages 1216 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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"What the BLYAT!?!?" :s

get ouuuuuuuuut 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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Messages 690 - Mario Mario
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They should make it so that if you win you lose vr and if you lose you gain vr
Messages 186 - Bowser Bowser
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Hazelicity wrote:
The MKPC Update Suggestions topic by @IAmJack got locked so I decided to create this topic where instead of people suggesting useful things for mkpc, they can suggest absolutely fucking garbage things (but somewhat funny to see in-game) for let's say an April Fools event. :p

I'll start with one:
An item that just moves the location of the finish line :p

The original topic was already this
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Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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--T-- wrote:
They should make it so that if you win you lose vr and if you lose you gain vr

That still becomes a race.. but backwards..
Messages 4554 - King Mario King Mario
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My trash idea

The computer destroyer item :}:}:}

If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.

When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?" :s

bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
Messages 900 - Mario Mario
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hitbox that subtracts 1 lap from your count
Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.
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Messages 532 - Mario Mario
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Replace the notification  button with one that rickrolls you
Messages 403 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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If you get to good you'll get a kill screen like some old games have.
Messages 605 - Mario Mario
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My new suggestion

On every forum message, the text is always invisible, no matter what, not even changing the color works. :o
Messages 403 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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too bright mode
turns the screen brighter then the sun.
Messages 1552 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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The Super Heater Item. If you use it, it automatically makes Mariokart PC run SO HIGH QUALITY THAT IT HEATS YOUR COMPUTER TO 99999999999999999999999999999999 ºF.

Also I have an old MKPC update idea topic :p
Messages 690 - Mario Mario
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Hazelicity wrote:
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.

surely it could be a better track?
Messages 1552 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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--T-- wrote:
Hazelicity wrote:
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.

surely it could be a better track?

What about DS Rainbow Road :p
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Messages 690 - Mario Mario
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ShortBugYT wrote:
--T-- wrote:
Hazelicity wrote:
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.

surely it could be a better track?

What about DS Rainbow Road :p

right, lemme take 9 years to finish that track then..
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Messages 536 - Mario Mario
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Glitched wrote:
too bright mode
turns the screen brighter then the sun.

Basically making it impossible to even play on MKPC
Messages 1552 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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--T-- wrote:
ShortBugYT wrote:
--T-- wrote:
Hazelicity wrote:
Retro oil spill. Every time someone hits this hazard, they have to complete an entire race of SNES Mario Circuit 1 before they can continue racing on the actual race.

surely it could be a better track?

What about DS Rainbow Road :p

right, lemme take 9 years to finish that track then..

Double Dash Baby Park?
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