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Episode 8: Sleepover Mayhem

did this fanfic die or what

Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d


Episode 6 featuring...

1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)

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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup

Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!

12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race

Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!


after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!


Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.

they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!

Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!

Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!

ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?

shy guy walking

La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!

a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped

Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!

UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work


Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?

General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!

BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*

Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack

Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.

Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!

Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!

UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break.
UK: Oh


He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!

Lakitu: Race finished!

Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo


WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!

Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.

Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!

Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"

Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c


How to win a race episode 5 featuring...


1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)


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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*

Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.

Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.

Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.

mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.

*they all walk out*

Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!

Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...

Lakitu: Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!

Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!

Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*

Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!

Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*

they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*

Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?

Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!

*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*

they exit and taunt at the finish line

Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...

*they both cross the line*

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!


Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic

Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!

Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d

not really, just come up with your own staff ghost name

definitely!

Knock knock!
Who's there?