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9374 pts ★ ExpertOn 2023-02-13 at 09:07:54
Name: Dietsoda
Colour: Crimson
Species: elf (Wood elf more specifically.)
Personality: doesn't really like working with others and will constantly 'mock' them although actually consider it banter and not take anything said back too harshly. Will also call humans and other species with lifespans lower than 100 years 'mayflies' (An animal with an extremely short lifespan)
Skills/abilities: Very good eyesight, great with a bow, good at tracking.
Colour: Crimson
Species: elf (Wood elf more specifically.)
Personality: doesn't really like working with others and will constantly 'mock' them although actually consider it banter and not take anything said back too harshly. Will also call humans and other species with lifespans lower than 100 years 'mayflies' (An animal with an extremely short lifespan)
Skills/abilities: Very good eyesight, great with a bow, good at tracking.
1[FANFIC] Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising
On 2023-02-17 at 09:01:27
S3EP8 (Yes this really is the final episode - sorry in advance 
)
IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
)IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.
With The Resistance...
Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?
With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...
Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...
Back with The Resistance...
IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.
They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...
IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...
At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...
IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.
That night at the beach...
IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...
Back in reality...
IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*
At Toad Town around a decade ago...
IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*
Back in reality...
IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...
THE END...
Sword hands? Really?
Eh I suppose I get to kill the most popular users of the site so it evens our the wierd hand swords. Bit of an L tbh.
On 2023-02-13 at 08:43:06
KIDNAPPING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS
Aight but she did do some breaking and entering. I'm just detaining her before the police can come and I can press charges.
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5On 2023-01-05 at 08:43:18
S2EP7 - PART 2
The Heroes: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Dietsoda: Playtime is over, mayflies...
Lely: Max, since neither of us may make it this far, I have to tell you something...
Max: Not a good time! Run!
Meanwhile...
Popplio: Holy- It sounds like chaos out there...
Lemon: IlluZhion, should we...
Elija/IlluZhion: Yes.
xrunner: Let's hope it's ok...
*Everyone grabs their weapons*
Dietsoda: Ah, how nice. More prey to hunt.
When they made it to the desert...
Dietsoda: You're too late. Your little friends will die.
Paratroopa: RUN!!!
Elsewhere...
Jey: I- I can't take this any longer...
*Jey hurls himself off a nearby cliff*
Ashton: JEY!!!
*Ashton runs to get help but falls into spikes at the same time as Popplio*
DarkDemon: D-Dietsoda... You don't wanna do this...
Dietsoda: I don't even know you, but I want you dead all the same.
*Dietsoda kicks Dark off a cliff and Dark gets impaled on one of the rocks*
Dietsoda: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Your pathetic friends are next.
Back at the valley...
Lemon: Oh there's some food here. Nice for some evil demonic elf lord trying to kill us.
*IlluZhion, Lemon and Paratroopa eat the food, but it was poisoned, so Paratroopa died*
Lemon: Holy- it was poisoned...
Elija/IlluZhion: We shall avenge you Paratroopa. But for now, we have to go.
*Lemon, xrunner, Nudge and Kris nod mournfully*
Nudge: We can't risk all of us dying. Let's take separate routes.
Elija/IlluZhion: Well I always agreed to go down with Lemon, so we're going together.
Nudge: I'll catch up to the other survivors. Stay safe.
xrunner: Guess I'm on my own then...
Dietsoda: How sad. Left alone.
xrunner: GET AWAY FROM ME! WHERE'S KRIS?!
Dietsoda: Oh he's safe... in my fortress. Now DIE.
*A portal opens through the floor and xrunner falls through it, killing him*
Everyone else survived, but for how long will they continue? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!
The Heroes: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Dietsoda: Playtime is over, mayflies...
Lely: Max, since neither of us may make it this far, I have to tell you something...
Max: Not a good time! Run!
Meanwhile...
Popplio: Holy- It sounds like chaos out there...
Lemon: IlluZhion, should we...
Elija/IlluZhion: Yes.
xrunner: Let's hope it's ok...
*Everyone grabs their weapons*
Dietsoda: Ah, how nice. More prey to hunt.
When they made it to the desert...
Dietsoda: You're too late. Your little friends will die.
Paratroopa: RUN!!!
Elsewhere...
Jey: I- I can't take this any longer...
*Jey hurls himself off a nearby cliff*
Ashton: JEY!!!
*Ashton runs to get help but falls into spikes at the same time as Popplio*
DarkDemon: D-Dietsoda... You don't wanna do this...
Dietsoda: I don't even know you, but I want you dead all the same.
*Dietsoda kicks Dark off a cliff and Dark gets impaled on one of the rocks*
Dietsoda: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Your pathetic friends are next.
Back at the valley...
Lemon: Oh there's some food here. Nice for some evil demonic elf lord trying to kill us.
*IlluZhion, Lemon and Paratroopa eat the food, but it was poisoned, so Paratroopa died*
Lemon: Holy- it was poisoned...
Elija/IlluZhion: We shall avenge you Paratroopa. But for now, we have to go.
*Lemon, xrunner, Nudge and Kris nod mournfully*
Nudge: We can't risk all of us dying. Let's take separate routes.
Elija/IlluZhion: Well I always agreed to go down with Lemon, so we're going together.
Nudge: I'll catch up to the other survivors. Stay safe.
xrunner: Guess I'm on my own then...
Dietsoda: How sad. Left alone.
xrunner: GET AWAY FROM ME! WHERE'S KRIS?!
Dietsoda: Oh he's safe... in my fortress. Now DIE.
*A portal opens through the floor and xrunner falls through it, killing him*
Everyone else survived, but for how long will they continue? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!
POV: you become the main villian for the second time and get 7 kills
Edit: I just realised that, not only did I get possessed by my new fanfic characterisation but also I said I didn't care if my character died, guess it also means I don't care if they kill.
1On 2023-01-01 at 10:49:28
Moi, je trouve ça trop dure, les "Fanfics"
Bah faut juste trouver des idées et sinon bah la fanfic faut attendre 🤷♂️
Yeah but I had an idea but I couldn't think of anything to write. I think some people are good at writing fanfics while others aren't.
2On 2023-01-01 at 10:35:23
By the way, I'm gonna release the next episode today as well because I probably can't next week.
Fanfics are hard to write and your doing it under the pressure of whats happening. I have alot of respect for you.
3On 2022-11-08 at 16:50:56
Elija: Perfect. Lely, do you have the false white flags
Everyone started to pretend to surrender
Warcrimes? I thought some of you were the "heroes".
Nobody's at war, Dietsoda
At least, not in the fanfic
And 'warcrimes'? Everyone's just trying to save the universe by fighting evil and collecting Power Stars. I don't think that trying to do that is criminal lol
And yes, I know some of them are 'The Villains', including myself, but right now the focus isn't crimes committed solely by me, but rather defeating Cursa and restoring peace to the galaxy
You'll see in today's episode...
EDIT: Bruh, I'm trying to keep things comedic but people just talk about random stuff istg I don't associate with the fanfic lol
Sorry its just that false surrender is a warcrime and I couldn't get that out of my head.
How is that a big deal ?
I just find war and warcrimes interesting.
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3On 2022-11-06 at 16:57:51
Elija: Perfect. Lely, do you have the false white flags
Everyone started to pretend to surrender
Warcrimes? I thought some of you were the "heroes".
Nobody's at war, Dietsoda
At least, not in the fanfic
And 'warcrimes'? Everyone's just trying to save the universe by fighting evil and collecting Power Stars. I don't think that trying to do that is criminal lol
And yes, I know some of them are 'The Villains', including myself, but right now the focus isn't crimes committed solely by me, but rather defeating Cursa and restoring peace to the galaxy
You'll see in today's episode...
EDIT: Bruh, I'm trying to keep things comedic but people just talk about random stuff istg I don't associate with the fanfic lol
Sorry its just that false surrender is a warcrime and I couldn't get that out of my head.
4On 2022-11-06 at 08:35:52
Elija: Perfect. Lely, do you have the false white flags
Everyone started to pretend to surrender
Warcrimes? I thought some of you were the "heroes".
On 2022-11-03 at 17:53:11
Y'all decided to hate me while I just live on the same planet as yours. Should I go to another universe ?
Wouldn't say hate. I would just say that if you back off and let me take over the universe you will be a fine subject under my rule.
I just can't let you do that...
You sure?
I will try to stop you as much as I can. There needs to be people to control the galaxy, but they shouldn't be dictators, and do whatever they want, they should actually respect people, and hearing them out, and helping them out.
If I can't rule the galaxy nobody can.
*presses big red button*
On 2022-11-03 at 16:59:40
Y'all decided to hate me while I just live on the same planet as yours. Should I go to another universe ?
Wouldn't say hate. I would just say that if you back off and let me take over the universe you will be a fine subject under my rule.
I just can't let you do that...
You sure?
2On 2022-11-03 at 16:22:37
Y'all decided to hate me while I just live on the same planet as yours. Should I go to another universe ?
Wouldn't say hate. I would just say that if you back off and let me take over the universe you will be a fine subject under my rule.
On 2022-11-02 at 08:05:44
Could my personality be changed to be more deceitful. I think it would fit the double agent idea better.
On 2022-11-01 at 18:56:28
Before I forget, I join, and on the other hand for the personality I don't have too much idea 😕
Just make one up
If only it were that simple, because I would like an interesting personality
I had no idea as well. I just decided to go for a generic personality trait that works with the team I decided to join.
On 2022-11-01 at 18:49:59
On 2022-11-01 at 17:59:38
I don't care about how my character develops or if they perish. I just want to be a part in this.
Nah, you're not going to perish. You do manage to turn The Heroes against each other, though.
Cheers
On 2022-11-01 at 17:40:01
I don't care about how my character develops or if they perish. I just want to be a part in this.
31On 2022-11-01 at 17:29:37
Could I join and be on the hero team although actually be a double agent working for the villain team with a murderous personality?
1Le Film: 34 MESSAGES EN 1 JOUR
On 2023-02-14 at 13:44:10
Everyone would ally with senko and kill Blueyfan, ending his reign of tyranny over meme of the day.
88Gif of the Day
On 2023-02-08 at 17:19:01
