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I remind you one last time that I would rather see peace.

I suspend more of the machines inside the acid dome and paint them blue for maximal invisibility . I then activate all the machines remotely.

I invent a machine that causes heart palpitations, and place many of them in various invisible locations around my -trees.

I create pure Fluoroantimonic Acid and use my hatred of Physics to break gravity, creating a floating dome of said Fluoroantimonic Acid surrounding my -Tree land, so anything that passes through will be painfully incinerated.

I infest my entire -tree country with -monkeys, which take -damage. I use my Chemistry expertise to make a very large number of Whoppers. I give Pepzi enough to outfit every -monkey with a lingering harming effect and a lingering weakness effect. I also buy -armor for all my -trees. I remind everyone of my offer of a peace treatise.

Seriously, tho.

I see y'all still hate me. I am willing to propose the idea of a peace -Tree-tise

Wait somebody summoned Rick Astley? I pay him infinity moneys to write 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.

Your mere presence makes me 20 degrees Fahrenheit colder XD

Wrong, I made it. Although the process is shockingly similar.

I create a new country called "Coun Tree". Ironically, it has the world's lowest tree population at a whopping (-75,000,000,000,000,000 + next lowest tree count).
I 'shrink' an impenetrable wall of -trees to keep out anyone I don't want in (which is everyone until further notice) and declare myself ruler of da upside-down tree place.

W Backflip

I recreate my existence and redo all I did.

I'm allowed to do whatever the flip I want, as per the one overarching rule. If you don't accept what I do, I don't accept what you do. *Files universal restraining order on Firey*

*Spawns bull*

You mean Walruses Team 6, you cantelope

Replaces all SEALs in the world with Walruses

I grant everyone infinite Monopoly Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Cards

I eat all the Uranium, Plutonium, and Thorium in the universe (my stomach has infinite radiation resistance).

I make Duck Life reality. I win Infinity dollars from betting on Usain Bolt in a duck costume (lol)