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On 2025-02-10 at 18:29:38
I remind you one last time that I would rather see peace.
just edit your message instead of posting 5 god damn times in a row but you will not get peace, you lost that opportunity a long time ago when you so called blinded everyone and just evaded death because of your stupid excuses. To avoid your god damn monkeys, we’ll use air travel instead. @Pepzi, I’ll also give you like 5 million whoppers or something idk but I’m gonna need your finest armour and weapons recommendations.
Bro, the dome of pure acid. Do you like being melted alive or something?
On 2025-02-10 at 14:31:05
I remind you one last time that I would rather see peace.
On 2025-02-10 at 14:30:54
I suspend more of the machines inside the acid dome and paint them blue for maximal invisibility
. I then activate all the machines remotely.

On 2025-02-10 at 14:20:09
I invent a machine that causes heart palpitations, and place many of them in various invisible locations around my -trees.
On 2025-02-10 at 14:18:34
I create pure Fluoroantimonic Acid and use my hatred of Physics to break gravity, creating a floating dome of said Fluoroantimonic Acid surrounding my -Tree land, so anything that passes through will be painfully incinerated.
On 2025-02-10 at 14:13:38
I infest my entire -tree country with -monkeys, which take -damage. I use my Chemistry expertise to make a very large number of Whoppers. I give Pepzi enough to outfit every -monkey with a lingering harming effect and a lingering weakness effect. I also buy -armor for all my -trees. I remind everyone of my offer of a peace treatise.
On 2025-02-03 at 13:57:16
Seriously, tho.
On 2025-02-03 at 13:56:48
I see y'all still hate me. I am willing to propose the idea of a peace -Tree-tise 

On 2025-01-31 at 20:55:49
Wait somebody summoned Rick Astley? I pay him infinity moneys to write 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.

On 2025-01-31 at 20:48:50

Your mere presence makes me 20 degrees Fahrenheit colder XD
On 2025-01-31 at 20:25:24
Wrong, I made it. Although the process is shockingly similar.
On 2025-01-31 at 20:23:50
I create a new country called "Coun Tree". Ironically, it has the world's lowest tree population at a whopping (-75,000,000,000,000,000 + next lowest tree count).
I 'shrink' an impenetrable wall of -trees to keep out anyone I don't want in (which is everyone until further notice) and declare myself ruler of da upside-down tree place.
I 'shrink' an impenetrable wall of -trees to keep out anyone I don't want in (which is everyone until further notice) and declare myself ruler of da upside-down tree place.
On 2025-01-30 at 18:05:29
W Backflip
On 2025-01-28 at 20:37:16
I recreate my existence and redo all I did.


On 2025-01-28 at 20:33:33
I'm allowed to do whatever the flip I want, as per the one overarching rule. If you don't accept what I do, I don't accept what you do. *Files universal restraining order on Firey*

On 2025-01-28 at 20:29:02
*Spawns bull*
On 2025-01-28 at 20:22:50
You mean Walruses Team 6, you cantelope
On 2025-01-28 at 20:19:07
Replaces all SEALs in the world with Walruses
On 2025-01-28 at 20:15:04
I grant everyone infinite Monopoly Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Cards 

On 2025-01-28 at 19:41:50
I eat all the Uranium, Plutonium, and Thorium in the universe (my stomach has infinite radiation resistance).