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Here's how I discovered MKPC: for my 3rd birthday, I wanted to go to the zoo, and so my parents took me to visit the local zoo. At the zoo, there were giraffes, goats, monkeys, and birds. We saw the giraffes, goats, and birds. But when we went to the monkey section, the gorilla cage was empty and one of the panels was gone. I cried and tried to hug where I thought my dad was, but instead of my dad, I accidentally hugged a police guy with so much force that he handcuffed me. As we were going to the car (with me confused and crying the whole way ofc) we saw that my parents' car was gone and the police car had driven off the hill and landed in the extremely muddy stream near the zoo. We went into the stream, and opened the door. A giant rabbit was in the car trying to surprise attack his rivals (if i remember correctly: a lady in a fox costume, and a person who enjoys frequently listening to kpop), but instead knocked the police guy unconscious. Being 2 years old and not understanding violence, I thanked the rabbit and removed the hand cuffs and happily wandered back to the zoo, which had been completely destroyed. I then ran to the nearest amusement park where I hid for 10 years before stealing a computer from the owner of the amusement park and googling "mario kart for computer". The first result was MKPC so I clicked on it.

Paratroopa
Sprigatito/Floragato (not sure if this counts as a Nintendo character or not but eh)
Daisy

koopa paratroopa obviously

Ah ok that makes sense
Still a really good time though

No you're just good at the game, I have about the same amount of experience (6 years) and I can't even get sub 1:40

1:04!? HOW!?

Definitely Diddy Kong
I'm hoping the other one will be Paratroopa but I think Pauline is the most likely option

You can use my tracks if you want


nitros:
Mushroom Cup - Mario Stadium 1
Flower Cup - Pianta Pier
Star Cup - Luigi's Cafe
Special Cup - Island Bridge

retros:
Shell Cup - GCN Luigi Circuit
Banana Cup - SNES Bowser Castle 2
Leaf Cup - GBA Broken Pier
Lightning Cup - SNES Koopa Beach 2

Tour Madrid Track
GCN Dino Dino Jungle
Wii Moonview Highway
Tour Piranha Plant Cove


Tour Vancouver Velocity
Tour New Course
GBA Bowser Castle IV
GCN Rainbow Road

King Bob-Omb, Diddy

EDIT: Replaced Petey with King Bob-Omb since I had forgotten that Petey will be already in Wave 5

Why are people hating on Sunset Wilds? I haven't played that track yet but it doesn't seem that bad other than the color choice for the dirt

- Koopa Cape is oversized
- As for Squeaky Clean Sprint, the bathtub is bland and is too long also the track is exactly the same as @/JP-Shoppi's prediction but without the split path
- Why is the straightaway at the start of vancouver l3 so confusing? You'd think that Nintendo would know what they were doing when they placed the hill, but instead it forces you to snakedrift trying to figure out where the next turn is

I would say either mk7 or mk8dx

Is this a joke? I can't tell

Btw it's basically a ground beef sandwich that is often served with lettuce, tomatoes, and a slice of fromage inside it.

Which game specifically?

He isn't hacking, he just used an immense amount of BBcode in the description of his profile

I think he meant a remix of that