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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-01-10 at 23:10:29
For now I'll build a campfire and craft weaponry, like knifes and bats
Share your most Forgotten Mario Kart PC CM Track here!
On 2024-12-10 at 16:31:38
What's Reverse drift?
On 2025-03-03 at 04:42:18
bro i NEVER want to see this again. if I see this again, i’m GONNA lose it. I’ll infiltrate the UK government and force them to GIVE me nukes. After that, I nuke YOU while you’re in your house. The jig will be UP bro.
Put all the CAPITAL words together and it gives you this: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Hope you understand the joke now @TheTruePro100
I used to do rickrolls a lot but I don't rickroll anymore cuz it annoys everyone else in the forum too much
bro was literally doing rickrolls less than 1 day ago
Are any words banned from forums/comments?
On 2025-02-09 at 17:17:55
anyways, i understand what you're saying, and i like it, since i'm an innocent little kid myself, but the only ways we use swears are just to show bigger expression, like
that's SO GOOD!
that's SO F###### GOOD!
altho, i dont really use swears much sooooo
that's SO GOOD!
that's SO F###### GOOD!
altho, i dont really use swears much sooooo
Since I saw you playing Mario Party, I can't think of you as a innocent child
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3Mario Kart 9 Concern
On 2025-03-07 at 22:49:20
MARIO STRIKERS: BATTLE LEAGUE WAS THEIR LATEST BIG GAME, IN 2022! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STOP THERE?
did you seriously forget about stuff like Wonder and Brothership which released in 2023 and 2024 respectively???
WONDER IS LIKE A 2D GAME THAT HAS BEEN RELEASED DURING THE SILENCE OF NINTENDO, AND BROTHERSHIP ISN'T ABOUT THE MAIN CAST OF SUPER MARIO!
By this reasoning I literally can't understand how Mario Strikers is a bigger contender than both of the games Twilight said
1On 2025-03-07 at 22:18:34
1On 2025-03-06 at 23:41:52
11 years of waiting for a new game and you can't wait a month, back in my day...
How do you become a News/Challenge publisher?
On 2025-03-06 at 18:15:57
For news it's like how you make a new topic, challenges you need to go to your Track and press the challenge button and put the things and challenges the challenge, none need a specific role, anyone can make news and challenges, they just need to be validated by a mod or challenge validator
Can I become on today?
Become a what?
A news publisher or a challenge publisher
Yes, then, it's what I said, anyone can do both of those things, they don't require a role, they just need to be validated
1On 2025-03-06 at 18:13:11
For news it's like how you make a new topic, challenges you need to go to your Track and press the challenge button and put the things and challenges the challenge, none need a specific role, anyone can make news and challenges, they just need to be validated by a mod or challenge validator
Can I become on today?
Become a what?
On 2025-03-06 at 18:07:18
For news it's like how you make a new topic, challenges you need to go to your Track and press the challenge button and put the things and challenges the challenge, none need a specific role, anyone can make news and challenges, they just need to be validated by a mod or challenge validator
1Look How They Massacred My Boy
On 2025-03-04 at 16:56:02
How is that bad? It's a nice display piece.
Where is his face, legs, arms, or signature M on his hat, it's nowhere to be found?
Bruv, it’s incredibly tiny, how are you gonna add all that
You cant say that for the signature M on his hat, I mean the original Lego Mario is almost as small as the Super Mario 64 one.
"the original Lego Mario is almost as small as the Super Mario 64 one"
22On 2025-03-04 at 16:45:14
How is that bad? It's a nice display piece.
Where is his face, legs, arms, or signature M on his hat, it's nowhere to be found?
The nose and mustache are basically his entire face, so check
For legs and arms, how are you supposed to put these on a 3 piece?
The only critic you said that I can fairly understand is the m on the hat, but the rest, Mario is meant to be tiny
The Daily Mario Kart PC Object Show
On 2024-03-17 at 19:52:47
Sorry guys for keeping Episode 5 delayed. It's just from my lack of motivation. But ask, and I shall deliver.
Episode 5: The Blue Apocalypse
Beef Jerky: Ugh, where is Warp Pipe?
Plant Pot: Heard he's dead.
Watermelon: Probably just canceled this competition with us.
Mountain: I think he could be reading, I dunno, some books.
*beat*
Beef Jerky: Elaborate.
Mountain: The... uh... Baby-sitte-
Beef Jerky: Nevermind.
*Warp Pipe appears out of nowhere*
Warp Pipe: I'm back!
*gasp*
*Warp Pipe then grabs the Casino Long Legs (With his leg of course) and shoves them in him. Eyeball shortly follows them.*
...
Eyeball: Welcome to elimination!
SpongeBob Popsicle: Oh, is this what it is? Neat.
Eyeball: SpongeBob Popsicle got 3 votes, so he gets am avantage, AKA immunity (for this time).
SpongeBob Popsicle: Thank you very much, but I rather have this to my god 'ol friend Plant Pot!
Plant Pot: Aw, you didn't have to!
*beat*
Plant Pot: Seriously, why?
SpongeBob Popsicle: Isn't this what friends are for?
Plant Pot: ...OhWaitItIsSorryMyDude
Eyeball: Anyways, cast your votes on this random TM I found in some weird hospital, because man was that weird finding some yellow rat...
*Six or so hours later*
Eyeball: Alright, I'll ready the votes.
BEEF JERKY.
NONBINARY FLAG.
WOODEN STACK.
That's one vote Beef Jerky, one vote Nonbinary Flag, one vote Wooden Stack.
WOODEN STACK.
And the 9th contestant out of the game is...
WOODEN STACK.
Wooden Stack: Non!
Nonbinary Flag: P-P-Phew...
Beef Jerky: WAIT, WHAT!?
Wooden Stack: Peut-être que moi et cette équipe n’avons jamais été censés l’être. Peut-être que j'étais censé y aller. Mais je sais que ce n'est pas vrai. Parce que quand je reviendrai, je me battrai pour nous, les Casino Lime Legs. Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Beef Jerky: Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Nonbinary Flag:カジノライムレッグは永遠に！
*beat*
Nonbinary Flag: Uh, I meant... yay...
Eyeball: Welp, see ya, French wood!
*Wooden Stack is burnt to a crisp.*
Eyeball: Let's get outta here, shall we?
*Like, 10 hours later or smh*
Warp Pipe: Okay, so, today's challenge i-
Plant Pot: You okay, WP? You look... Blue.
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO MAKE A SANDWITCH FOR ME!
Plant Pot: Aye aye captain!
Warp Pipe; anyways, today's challenge it to find a blue tree. Go, I guess.
*The teams split up to go find the tree*
Tungsten: I know I may sound like a total WIMP right now, but doesn't Warp Pipe be more... Enthusiastic of his job?
Watermelon: I hate to say this, but I agree.
Diana: Same.
Mountain: Wait. I see a blue tree.
Diana: I'll go tell Warp Pipe.
*Diana whooses to Warp Pipe*
Diana: Hey, WP! We found a blue tree!
Warp Pipe: Oh cool. the Casino Lime Legs are up for elimina-
Beef Jerky: Warp Pipe, we found a-
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO WALK MY DOGS!
Beef Jerky: Oki Doki! (Sheesh...)
Warp Pipe: anyways, vote who u want to get an advantage. You can spam vote, 'cuz I don't care. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna the Baby-Si- I MENT some random book.
Nonbinary Flag: [A]
SpongeBob Popsicle; [B]
Beef Jerky: [C]
Plant Pot: [D]
Episode 5: The Blue Apocalypse
Beef Jerky: Ugh, where is Warp Pipe?
Plant Pot: Heard he's dead.
Watermelon: Probably just canceled this competition with us.
Mountain: I think he could be reading, I dunno, some books.
*beat*
Beef Jerky: Elaborate.
Mountain: The... uh... Baby-sitte-
Beef Jerky: Nevermind.
*Warp Pipe appears out of nowhere*
Warp Pipe: I'm back!
*gasp*
*Warp Pipe then grabs the Casino Long Legs (With his leg of course) and shoves them in him. Eyeball shortly follows them.*
...
Eyeball: Welcome to elimination!
SpongeBob Popsicle: Oh, is this what it is? Neat.
Eyeball: SpongeBob Popsicle got 3 votes, so he gets am avantage, AKA immunity (for this time).
SpongeBob Popsicle: Thank you very much, but I rather have this to my god 'ol friend Plant Pot!
Plant Pot: Aw, you didn't have to!
*beat*
Plant Pot: Seriously, why?
SpongeBob Popsicle: Isn't this what friends are for?
Plant Pot: ...OhWaitItIsSorryMyDude
Eyeball: Anyways, cast your votes on this random TM I found in some weird hospital, because man was that weird finding some yellow rat...
*Six or so hours later*
Eyeball: Alright, I'll ready the votes.
BEEF JERKY.
NONBINARY FLAG.
WOODEN STACK.
That's one vote Beef Jerky, one vote Nonbinary Flag, one vote Wooden Stack.
WOODEN STACK.
And the 9th contestant out of the game is...
WOODEN STACK.
Wooden Stack: Non!
Nonbinary Flag: P-P-Phew...
Beef Jerky: WAIT, WHAT!?
Wooden Stack: Peut-être que moi et cette équipe n’avons jamais été censés l’être. Peut-être que j'étais censé y aller. Mais je sais que ce n'est pas vrai. Parce que quand je reviendrai, je me battrai pour nous, les Casino Lime Legs. Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Beef Jerky: Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Nonbinary Flag:カジノライムレッグは永遠に！
*beat*
Nonbinary Flag: Uh, I meant... yay...
Eyeball: Welp, see ya, French wood!
*Wooden Stack is burnt to a crisp.*
Eyeball: Let's get outta here, shall we?
*Like, 10 hours later or smh*
Warp Pipe: Okay, so, today's challenge i-
Plant Pot: You okay, WP? You look... Blue.
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO MAKE A SANDWITCH FOR ME!
Plant Pot: Aye aye captain!
Warp Pipe; anyways, today's challenge it to find a blue tree. Go, I guess.
*The teams split up to go find the tree*
Tungsten: I know I may sound like a total WIMP right now, but doesn't Warp Pipe be more... Enthusiastic of his job?
Watermelon: I hate to say this, but I agree.
Diana: Same.
Mountain: Wait. I see a blue tree.
Diana: I'll go tell Warp Pipe.
*Diana whooses to Warp Pipe*
Diana: Hey, WP! We found a blue tree!
Warp Pipe: Oh cool. the Casino Lime Legs are up for elimina-
Beef Jerky: Warp Pipe, we found a-
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO WALK MY DOGS!
Beef Jerky: Oki Doki! (Sheesh...)
Warp Pipe: anyways, vote who u want to get an advantage. You can spam vote, 'cuz I don't care. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna the Baby-Si- I MENT some random book.
Nonbinary Flag: [A]
SpongeBob Popsicle; [B]
Beef Jerky: [C]
Plant Pot: [D]
I'm ded, cool
Anyways, I vote for everyone
On 2024-03-03 at 20:44:53
Episode 3: Finding The TriStar
*Watermelon runs up to Warp Pipe*
Watermelon: Hey, Warp Pipe? When are we starting Prize or Die?
Warp Pipe: Right now, in fact! EVERYONE IN YOUR PLACES!
Warp Pipe: So, last time, the Purple Gamers are up for elimination, so yeah. Let's start, shall we?
Tungsten: Hurry up already!
Warp Pipe: OKAY, OKAY! So, we got 375 votes!
Warp Pipe: Mountain is safe with 14 votes! Today's prizes are rocks!
*Mountain catches his rock*
Mountain: Hey, it's a giraffe!
Warp Pipe: Next safe are Diana the Dog, Brick, and Tungsten with 48, 56, and 80 votes respectivly.
*Diana and Tungsten catch their rocks. Brick, having no arms and not learning how to use his legs, fails to catch it.*
History Book: Oh my Great Depression! This can't be!
Watermelon: WHAT!? What did I do?
Warp Pipe: You two are in the bottom 2 by a ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE.
*gasp*
Lets show the votes...
HISTORY BOOK: 89
WATERMELON: 88
Watermelon: Phew, yippee!
History Book: NO! *sigh* Oh well...
History Book: Kids, stay in school!
*History Book is set abazed*
*beat*
Brick: Epic!
Warp Pipe: Now with the teams equal, the next challenge is to find 5 triangles to make a star.
3
2
1
GO!
Beef Jerky: Let's go team!
*The Casino Lime Legs head out to Death Mountain without knowing*
Brick: Heh, idiots.
Tungsten: Mountain, get mining! The objects must be underground!
*Mountain starts mining*
(Meanwhile...)
Plant Pot: Man, this looks we-
*The entire team except for Wooden Stack is crushed by a rock.
Wooden Stack: Oh no!
*WS ran away*
(Meanwhile... x2)
Watermelon: So, find anything?
Diana: I found 3 of em!
Mountain: I found 1 more!
Watermelon: Great, now we need 1 more.
*The Puple Gamers head back to the MainLand*
Wooden Stack: Oi, tubo di curvatura! La mia squadra è morta, puoi rianimarla?
Warp Pipe: Oki Doki!
*The entire team of Casino Lime Legs are shot out of Warp Pipe*
Nonbianary Flag: A-are we alive?
Plant Pot: *shouting* WOOHOO!
Nonbianary Flag: ACK!
*The Casino Lime Legs walk away. Note of a funny moment in the backround of Plant Pot shouting alot while NF is freaking out*
*Beef Jerky trips on a triange*
Beef Jerky: Ooo, a star piece!
Plant Pot: I found 4 more laying down near the Purple Gamers. Let's bring them to Warp Pipe!
*A few hours later*
Plant Pot: Hey, WP! I found them!
Warp Pipe: Casino Lime Legs, you are safe! Which means the Purple Gamers are in danger... Again.
VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE SHOW!
Watermelon: Remember to use brackets!
Tungsten [A]
Mountain
Brick [C]
Diana the Dog [D]
Watermelon [E]
[b]The brick [C]
...I definetly think I mentioned 1 vote only.
I think he changed the place of [B], cuz mountain is without It
Anyways [C]
On 2024-03-02 at 21:54:56
Beef Jerky: ...And I don't really know how to fix it. Any suggestions, SP?
SpongeBob Popsicle: Maybe catch a jellyfish?
Beef Jerky: You gotta be kidding me.
*Beef Jerky sees Watermelon*
Beef Jerky: Oh, hi Watermelon!
Watermelon: Hey.
Beef Jerky: What's wrong, pal?
Watermelon: There's nothing to do here.
Warp Pipe: Well, why didin't ya say so?
Watermelon: ACK! WHO THE *bleep* ARE YOU!?
Warp Pipe: *gasp* LLLLLLLLLLLLLANGUAGE!
*Watermelon sighs*
Watermelon: Who. Are. You.
Warp Pipe: Much better! I'm Warp Pipe, and this is... Uh... A Very Epic Object Show... Yeah, A Very Epic Object Show!
Watermelon: So the acronym is AVEOS? Cool, I guess.
Warp Pipe: Why thank you! Is everyone ready?
Everyone but Black Marker: No...
*Beat*
Black Marker: Yes!
Warp Pipe: Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Mountain: So, are there gonna be teams or something?
Warp Pipe: Glad you asked! I got this generator to make em.
*Generator generates the teams*
Warp Pipe: Tungsten, Mountain, Brick, DIana the Dog, History Book, and Watermelon! You are the 1st team! Everyone else is the second.
*Team 1 moves to the left and Team 2 moves to the right*
Warp Pipe: I'll also generate the names!
*generator generates team names*
Warp Pipe: Team 1, you are the Purple Gamers, Team 2 is the Casino Lime Legs!
Plant Pot: How creative...
Warp Pipe: Your first challenge is to stay still. If you move, your team is eliminated.
History Book: Wait what?
Warp Pipe: The Casino Lime Legs are up for elimination.
History Book: ...Oops...
VOTE BY QUOTING ME WITH A LETTER USING BRACKETS:
Nonbianary Flag: [A]
Wooden Stack: [B]
SpongeBob Popsicle: [C]
Beef Jerky: [D]
Black Marker: [E]
Plant Pot: [F]
REMEMBER TO QUOTE ME AND USE BRACKETS
VOTING ENDS AT 4:40
SpongeBob Popsicle: Maybe catch a jellyfish?
Beef Jerky: You gotta be kidding me.
*Beef Jerky sees Watermelon*
Beef Jerky: Oh, hi Watermelon!
Watermelon: Hey.
Beef Jerky: What's wrong, pal?
Watermelon: There's nothing to do here.
Warp Pipe: Well, why didin't ya say so?
Watermelon: ACK! WHO THE *bleep* ARE YOU!?
Warp Pipe: *gasp* LLLLLLLLLLLLLANGUAGE!
*Watermelon sighs*
Watermelon: Who. Are. You.
Warp Pipe: Much better! I'm Warp Pipe, and this is... Uh... A Very Epic Object Show... Yeah, A Very Epic Object Show!
Watermelon: So the acronym is AVEOS? Cool, I guess.
Warp Pipe: Why thank you! Is everyone ready?
Everyone but Black Marker: No...
*Beat*
Black Marker: Yes!
Warp Pipe: Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Mountain: So, are there gonna be teams or something?
Warp Pipe: Glad you asked! I got this generator to make em.
*Generator generates the teams*
Warp Pipe: Tungsten, Mountain, Brick, DIana the Dog, History Book, and Watermelon! You are the 1st team! Everyone else is the second.
*Team 1 moves to the left and Team 2 moves to the right*
Warp Pipe: I'll also generate the names!
*generator generates team names*
Warp Pipe: Team 1, you are the Purple Gamers, Team 2 is the Casino Lime Legs!
Plant Pot: How creative...
Warp Pipe: Your first challenge is to stay still. If you move, your team is eliminated.
History Book: Wait what?
Warp Pipe: The Casino Lime Legs are up for elimination.
History Book: ...Oops...
VOTE BY QUOTING ME WITH A LETTER USING BRACKETS:
Nonbianary Flag: [A]
Wooden Stack: [B]
SpongeBob Popsicle: [C]
Beef Jerky: [D]
Black Marker: [E]
Plant Pot: [F]
REMEMBER TO QUOTE ME AND USE BRACKETS
VOTING ENDS AT 4:40
[E], I take the edges first, If you know what I mean
On 2024-02-26 at 03:14:51
powers:bassicly god but just the HES EVRYWHERE part
So you mean omnipresent?
On 2024-02-25 at 21:18:35
Name: Wooden Stack
Appearence: A wooden stack using a black bowler/derby (hat) and also a belt with garlics. Has a black and thin mustache
Gender: Male
Personality: Trys to make the serious guy, but he laughs at almost everything
Power: Magic powers has none, but is very good at dodging and running
Image bc I can:
Appearence: A wooden stack using a black bowler/derby (hat) and also a belt with garlics. Has a black and thin mustache
Gender: Male
Personality: Trys to make the serious guy, but he laughs at almost everything
Power: Magic powers has none, but is very good at dodging and running
Image bc I can:
Who made this course originally?
On 2025-03-04 at 17:44:15
I found this
https://www.deviantart.com/dispacetroblex/art/Mario-Kart-Custom-Track-Reykjavik-Rumble-Map-968269804
https://www.deviantart.com/dispacetroblex/art/Mario-Kart-Custom-Track-Reykjavik-Rumble-Map-968269804
1What is up with all these new players being so good?
On 2025-03-04 at 04:28:06
They are all the same person :genius:
1FACTS THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
On 2025-03-02 at 20:55:19
nope, for people to get smarter
I see what you are doing, it's smart, but mine spits REAL facts unlike yours (no offense)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=10295
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