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Theory 7 (Peach's ???) is very stupid to me lol, why do people think it's an item related to you-know-what? Why would Peach want her grandma to even be aware of it?? To me it's probably just something related to Peach's family or something

Just imagine: if I were to be a girl who uses you-know-whats for my pleasure, why would I accept my grandma to be aware of it


Btw I didn't know about this Hitler thing wtf how did I miss that

Wow Yea I Expected I Wasn't Going To Be In The List Because I Think I Made Good Tracks (I Guess) But It's Okay

Who?

actually its some guy named BFDI_Ahmad16 and fyways

SNES Koopa Beach 2
GCN Baby Park
WII Grumble Volcano
Wii U Big Blue

nope

they can friend me and play my levels

Lancedot is my MK2 username

lance pro is my Nintendo username

Gamingwithlance18 is my Roblox username
I am epic is my among us username

I missspelled revived just so u know

Get rived

Chapter 13 : Epilogue
MKPCverse
We're nearing the end, right ?
IlluZhion : We better be
Luq : I think we are...
Krazey : *inserts Final Fantasy victory theme*
Popplio : The end of what ? There's so many things to see !
StarSplizz : There's still a very bright future waiting ahead !
Fiery : I swear y'all are too optimistic... I just want to lie down and cry
Max : Me too. I relate to that on a personal level.
Pianta : Complaining all night, complaining all day
FDJ : And at the end of the day, we're still sadly side to side
Nudge : Y'all better not sing again... this shit is terrifying
FDJ : You don't even like anyone singing so I guess I won't take that personnally
Knoah : Lidelle Saved Us ! I Always Believed In Her Prophecy And At The End Of The Day Im The Happiest.
mememo : lets not forget your 69420 wounds and your 35 broken bones...
Knoah : Ah Yeah. Well Lidelle Cured It For Me !
xrunner : He genuinely believes in it, it's really... funny somehow.
Dietsoda : Yeah, mayflies battling for their lives. Until they... die.
VC : Do you remember, for the elders, when we were actually feeling happy? Life has gotten so much darker...
Popplio : Lely died, but he was always talking about the Light of Hope. I think it would be much easier for us to live if we put our trust into it.
Lemon : Inspirational words 👍
Jey : But I don't see the light... I only see the sun...
D4rk : 🎶 Mmm-mmm my la-a-ast--🎶 wait was that supposed to be a joke ?
Jey : No, I'm saying this unironically
D4rk : Wow. Well then, I'm genuinely concerned for you.
Ashton: Why ? It's perfectly logical?
Chilli : 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Ashton : Did I say something weird ?
Chilli : Yes,and you should just shut up
Noob : Welp should we end on a positive note or on a war ?
DPK : On a positive note of c--
Nudge : ON A WAR !!!!
VC : NO PLEASE DON'T !!
And that is, after long minutes of fighting, the end. They made it after all this time. And now they are ready to move on to a new road... or are they ? One thing is for sure, their future isn't certain, but it will take some unexpected twists ! For now, thanks for reading, reacting, joining, reviewing and following!
MKPCverse : The Light of Hope
THE END

Chapter 8 : MKPC Archipel
My life's at a rock bottom cliff
I'm walking into a dark tunnel
I'm holding up onto the cruel... and dreadful days that
I'm enduring through alone
Stray Kids, Hellevator, 2017
Lely : Well this fits my current situation
MKPCverse's government dome
RubixCube : The situation is critical. Out of the ten people at the head of this nation, six got murdered by someone named Mina... where are Liar72, Jadia23, WebRural, Outfi, SuperEnemy, and Yoshi64...  
Wario68 : Yeah, aside from me and you, there are only the two recent members, UpsideDown03 and... is that Max-Bros ?
RubixCube : Yeah but he's been spending time elsewhere. So we have three people to handle this.
Nudge : This nation needs more people to direct it. You might want to retire after everything you've done. Or we could collaborate, mix both the recent MKPCverse with the ancient one. It is up to you.
RubixCube : Who are you and how did you enter this in the first place ?
Nudge : We can discuss those matters later. The current matter right now is that I'm willing to help, which is something you might want to consider
Nakorma's Jail
xrunner : Is there any chance we can get out ?
Hot-headed Pianta : Actually, yes, because you're giving us headaches. Get out and don't step out of the line, my dear mfs.
Dietsoda : The deja vu is real
A random street
IlluZhion : Wow, this necklace was expensive. Although I don't feel like it was that necessary-
D4rk : OH MY GOD HURRY UP ILLU ! THAT'S ENHYPEN ON THE STREETS !
IlluZhion : Chill out-
D4rk : NOT WHEN HEESEUNG IS GIVING AUTOGRAPHS ! GET YOUR ASS UP !
Ralsei : Wow, didn't expect to find you there. Was expecting to find Lely. Oh and Illu, why are you looking like an expensive bitch walking around ? Quite s--
Ashton : No swearing please...
D4rk : Shut up. And about Lely well... he has to kill Mina
IlluZhion : Oh yeah, that girl. She gives me intense deja vu.
Dietsoda : Right ? Just like that jail Pianta...
Ralsei : Dietsoda at a kpop event 💀
Dietsoda : Wanted to see some mayflies before we leave the archipel.
D4rk : Wait what ? We're leaving ?
Dietsoda : Yes, we're coming back to our hometown.
D4rk : And is there any reason for that
Dietsoda : Nudge intends to help the MKPCverse government. He thinks he's top secret but everybody knows. Some of us will apply too.
D4rk : Bro we're teenagers ?
Dietsoda : Everyone in MKPCverse is... the one who built the land and who is the oldest is literally in his twenties, 25-27 I think. And Nudge can be with the storks, that's no problem. I want to help too.
Lemon : Well I better buy souvenirs before we go
Luq : Yeah I think I'll apply too.
Changes are gonna be made, that's for sure. In the meanwhile Lely is still on his quest. He didn't know where Mina would be though. Many cases were hold for the people that she killed but he could not be present. He kinda gave up on everything and everyone. Even of his own health. He never took enough time to use the bathroom, to buy some food, to find hotel rooms. He wasn't the kind and sensitive Lely everyone knew. He was... ripped apart by himself.
Max : Fuck -- I just can't. Where is he ?
Max then opened his phone just to discover he had 14 rejected calls already. Lely would never respond. Who knows, maybe he threw away his phone. Maybe he was dead.
But then Lely sent a text saying "I know you're about to crack under the pressure, but I'll be just fine, and if you want to help me please kindly stay at home with your friends. I need to fix what I've broken ; I'll die probably in the process, but that's fine.
Max : This kid is killing me. I'm going for him and I'm going to help him and to hug him, maybe, and to tell him that I'm never leaving him alone again.
Cringeh : Don't you think that you're a little bit crazy ?
Max : I'm not, get lost. I don't need you on my back, telling me all of what I lack. I don't see the point of it, so just stop with the nitpick, because I just had enough so you know I tend to be rough !
Cringeh : SHEESH, he even started rapping.
Max : Okay, you don't seem to get it. I. Don't. Want. To. Hear. You. Talk. About. Me. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND, I AM ANGRY AND IT'S NOT THE TIME TO BE SUCH A BITCH SO GO SUCK ON YOUR BREAD AND CRY ALL DAY LONG LIKE I WOULD LIKE TO DO BUT NO BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO STAY STRONG FOR MY FRIEND THAT IS ON THE VERGE OF DYING, AND BECAUSE YOU WOULD MOCK ME, DEAR MISTER LENNY CRINGEH.
Cringeh : caps off
Max : SHUT UP !
Cringeh : Bombastic side eye... chill the hell out of your kitty and stop being so buttstuck about it
Max then hit Cringeh, almost knocking him out. He didn't care for now, Cringeh could get lost for all that he could care. He started to search for Lely..
Lely : Max better not be looking for me. I swear that this isn't the time to--
Max : LELYYYYY !
Lely : No- in your dreams.
Lely then started escaping. The daily routine he started to adopt was making him faster and more agile as time went.
Max : Lely, NO !! Oh, man, why does he won't even let me get to him ?
Lely : Please, just leave me alone
Max : You can't bet on you ! You can't kill your doubt ! You are unsure about this and you don't want to go, hmm ?
Lely : Shut up... please...
Max : What's getting you so pressed up ? You need to use the bathroom ?
Lely : Stupid conclusion - even if I do
Max : You see, you don't even take time for yourself-
Osc : End of the road. Jeo kkeukatji. You're coming to take a gamer piss with me, you're drinking and eating something, and you're not going on your own
Lely : Just let me go !
Osc : No. Enough. You at least take Max with you. We'll be coming back to our hometown once you get down, so find a nice place to take him out on a date on the way
Lely : No, thanks, but ehhh- fine, I'll take some time with you I guess
Swiftjar Cafe
Osc : The too much hates the good. Don't overdo yourself please, this is not an easy mission.
Well, Osc is right...
Right ?

Where did I say I was going to be present in Season 4 ? Also Mina ? She's from an old, but buried fanfic..

Where did I even--
WAIT THE PORTAL

Chapter 7 : The Light of Hope
Lely : Why are you guys even here
Max : The situation is quite alarming
Nudge : Yes. You'll be kicked out of here if you don't regain the island's trust.
Lely : Welp at least I'll be active
Guardian Pianta : I heard it. You'll be having a talk with the police. Watch yourself, criminal.
The three teenagers walked up to the office. As they arrived...
Pianta : Long time, no see, huh ?
Lely : So I heard-
Pianta : There's a simple thing for people to regain your trust. Everyone here has a common enemy that--
Lely : Get straight to the point. Mina escaped from her execution ?
Pianta : Yes, and I know you hate her probably even more than I do
Max : She is the reason why everybody fell in despair, although some did worse than others.
Nudge : Well Lely did a lot, but he was infected by more of the virus, so...
Lely : Okay... I guess I can do that.
Max : I'll be go--
Lely : No no no. I need independance. And I am the one who did this, so I'll be the one to fix it. Please leave me alone.
Elsewhere...
Delfino Street, 420th
DPK : I feel sad for Lely... he apparently got arrested
Chilli : That mf deserved it to the max
Fiery : Well not to the max, since he literally went for Max
Chilli : Screw your dad jokes
DPK : Oh my... the text I received just proves it.. he's screwed.
DPK's phone
11:20

... Max is typing...

You CAN'T respond to this conversation. Need help ?
DPK : Shut, he blocked me.
VC : What did he say ?
DPK : Lely has to kill Mina..
Popplio : Damn..
Ralsei : A bitch fighting another bitch
StarSplizz : Stop swearing
Ralsei : Oh come on
Nakorma's Jail
Dietsoda : I truly wonder if this time I'm wrong or not. Tbh both explanations make sense...
xrunner : I believe we are wrong, brother, and it's fine to take the L at times...
Dietsoda : True. A man must be proud of his defeats like if they were his wins. Admitting you failed at times and got up and tried a second time just proves you are not scared of the trial and error process, which is one of the mere concepts of humanity.
Police Pianta : I am gonna have a headache at the end of the day..
El Corte Delfino
Mina : I'm just looking for a fucking bathroom.. damn
Lely : Me too, do you want help ?
Mina : That voice...
While Mina was overthinking, a kid startled her from behind, saying "the bathroom is that way" in a cutesy voice. Lely then strangled her, and then threw her body into the elevator. He immediately regretted it, realizing that would just bring more suspicion to him and he could get charged for that. Although some TV guy announced that anyone who saw Mina had the right to hit her. Lely had to kill her though, but she was a menace, and she needed to be gone. Lely then realized he had no time. Closing the doors and going at the lowest floor, he made sure to kick every button and part in the elevator, eventually locking it out. During that time, he stabbed Mina with a knife he brought, and almost threw up at the thought, although he had no time for this. He started making many wounds on her body, slowly covering the elevator in more blood as it went, although he found a paper on her back...
Thought it was me huh ? Watch your back instead of watching the one of the others.
Lely then panicked, thinking he was going to be killed and arrested, but then he woke up and realized it was just a nightmare.
He was sweating very hard and he had to go to the bathroom. He then realized that it was not going to be an easy task to defeat Mina. She was cunning. But he went back to sleep.
Noki Bay
Nudge : This is a stunning place, it's very relaxing. Take some rest before going, okay ? We don't want to lose you.
Lely : Thanks...
Max : You're sure you wanna go alone ?
Lely : Completely. All alone.
Max : How are you gonna eat ?
Lely : Something I would like to confess before going... I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing this to protect everyone. I don't have the will to hold onto life since I live in guilt anyways.
Lely then used the watch Pianta gave to him. Maps and informations and everything was provided. Lely was grateful, he had every tool he needed.
Darkness Kingdom City
Chaz : I might be back to my natal house... but I had enough of living there. Maybe I could join their team permanently....
Chaz's sister : You can't, being a stoner will have negative impact on them, they're young
Chaz : I can stop being a stoner except during the nights...
Chaz's sister : Well you do what you want, I'll be staying here personally.
Chaz : I'm not sure if it's good for your mental health to be stuck in such an environment..
Chaz's sister : Well whatever
Chaz then took the portal to MKPC Archipel, and searched for any MKPCian around. He eventually found Master and Lemon chilling on the beach. How come Illu was not there though ?
Lemon : AAAAHH ! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS !
Master : He doesn't look very dangerous, don't worry
Lemon : Never trust the apperances..
Master : You're overreacting and on top of everything you spilled my chocolate lake drink. I hate you.
Chaz : I'm Chaz, previously known as... Cinnamon, I am trying to bring peace in every place where I am able to
Lemon : You really look like a stoner
Chaz : ... Indeed I am.
Ashton : DOES THAT MEAN HE WILL TURN US INTO STONES ?
IlluZhion : No he simply smokes--
VC :--- and that's a family friendly fanfic so shut up.
Kraze : Chill. Anyways, have you guys seen bathrooms--
Knoah : Don't -- Apparently Mina Hides Into One. We Need To Avoid Her.
Kraze : Welp - I'll just go home then.
Mina was not in a bathroom though... she was already planning on doing a mass genocide. But it's late already, so go to bed and take some rest because you're gonna need it, the next chapter is truly gonna be one hell of a ride...
MKPCverse
Chapter 7 : The end

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City
Disclaimer : not gonna be a plot chapter or a dialogue, its gonna be written like a novel to be more emotional
After entering the portal, most of the squad members had to use the restroom. When they found one and got out, dark matter swallowed the whole content of the room, but Lely accidentally tripped in it, and nobody knows what happens next.
Chaz's house, DKC. District 69
Chaz : Oh yeah. This is my house. I have been living there because some people started hating me as if I was a monster, so I decided to get out of the main world to live here. But it's not great... it's always dark and nothing has improved since the so called Warden has arrived.
Nudge : That is what we are looking for
Chaz : Oh, yeah. Do you want some weed to--
Fiery : Not at all for me, but thanks
Chaz : I was talking about seaweed... however if--
Fiery : It's fine, thanks.
Max : Lely...
Chaz : Ehh. Let me guess, he fell into that dark matter ?
Max : Yes...
Chaz : Oh then we need to fight him. If we proceed to uncurse him without killing him, good news. If we don't...
Max : DO NOT LAY A FINGER ON HIM !!!
VC : Max, we need to be realistic. He might be a danger for anyone on this universe and on the main universe too.
Max then sort of had a breakdown and just went outside. However, Nudge proceeded to bring him back.
Nudge : Listen, we don't need your existential crisises to pop up now. Everyone got manipulated, it's bullshit outside, everything's unsure, and one of our... our... *sigh* friends, might be in danger and a danger too.
Max : ok but what about my mental health
Nudge : Do you think I look happy to be in this mess anyways ? I am as tired as you are, I am just trying to do things for the squad and not always think about me, myself and I like you do
Max : you can't understand
Nudge : As if I didn't have problems myself...
In faraway lands, we talk of Chaz as a peace bringer, and his sole aura stopped the argument. If you look closely, tears could be seen rolling down Nudgy's face.
Max : Are you crying ?
Nudge : Yes. To prove you that I do give a fuck. About you. About Lely, even if he gets on my nerves sometimes. About most of us. About our lives. I just don't like to express it because to me it is a sign of mere weakness. And because I am probably not as sensitive as you two, the lovey dovey birds. If I feel sad or down, I take action. It makes me forget. But sometimes... i just can't--
Nudgy's voice started cracking and the stream of his tears got harder and faster. Max hugged him, which Nudge didn't seem to care about for once. At least Snorlaxes were built like pillows. And then he started to sleep, just like in did in that fiery pipe one year ago.
One by one, the members feel asleep, Chaz putting them on different beds he somehow had stocked. And that was the eleven (or so) teenagers that intended to save the world. Sometimes you need time to breathe and take care of yourself. Especially at this age.
6:00AM
Nudge : Ehhh. Need to pay attention to not wake up the sleeping snorlax thing below me.
Max : 'm already awake...
D4rk : Ah, finally. We have no time to lose---
Lely : Exact. Crew, take them all ! We need all of our Pokemon by tonight.
Crew member 1 : We Will Do As You Say.
A few seconds later, the room was empty, even Chaz was captured. The ship then started flying towards a whirlpool in the sky...
Nudge : SO I SAID I CARE ABOUT HIM AND HE PUTS MFS TO CAPTURE US ? LIFE'S SUCH A BITCH !
D4rk : I mean... what did we expect ?
Noob : I should have stayed in my average home...
Lely : As you see, we already captured one person that tried to play the hero. They failed miserably. And now we are going to corrupt the whole world... to cause mayhem and chaos. Why ? Because it just feels so releasing to let your feelings all out. I have been nice for too long, now's coming my despair arc.
Max : AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HUH? MY BEST FRIEND IS A FUCKING VILLAIN ! MY BRAIN IS GONNA EXPLODE ! WHAT THE HELL !
D4rk : Those mfs are scary when they want to be
Nudge : Yeah, them arguing at full force is... entertaining.
Max : DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ENTERTAINED ? NOO. THEN LET ME LAUGH. HYAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA-
And at this moment, the spark that both him and Lely had in their eyes before it all happened... disappeared.
Jey : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON !!
Max : Lely was right all along. Make room for my true feelings and who I am truly am.
Lely : Dickeating me won't make us friends, and such unsubtle strategies won't work. You're still a burden. I want independance, get off my fucking shoulder for god's sake.
Max broke down once more when Lely said that, even if he knew Lely didn't mean it. Nudge was boiling.
Nudge : YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, A BACKSTABBER, AN ASSHOLE, I SWEAR YOU JUST MAKE ME SICK. THE PICK ME CRYBABY EVERYDAY AND THEN, THE BITCH TRYING TO MAKE US SUFFER. IS ANYTHING THE MATTER, FUCKING LELY ??
Lely : My problem is you and the matter I have touched was salvation.
Lely then hit Nudgy with more strength than usual, just hurting the bunny. What was wrong with him ?
To be continued...

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City (Prologue)
After entering the portal...
Lely : This oddly reminds me of something... i'm getting déjà vu
Nudge : This looks peculiar
Max : Hey, guys...
Nudge : What is it ?
Max : Mind if we look for a bathroom... ?
Nudge : Nah, since I really have to use it too, after all of the grape juice I've had
Lely : Same... hey Siri, where's the nearest bathroom ?
Awkward silence.
Lely : Well that thing stops working at the wrong moment...
Nudge and Max started fidgeting a bit, although Nudge fidgeted a lot as a habit, so they were used. They eventually found one and got into stalls.
But when they got out...
Lely : WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Fiery : WELL WE SHOULD HAVE FOUND ANOTHER BATHROOM BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO LIVE AN ALIEN INVASION PT2...
D4rk : Shit... we better stay away from that dark matter.
An enormous puddle of dark matter was swirling and swallowing the sinks, the soap containers, the doors. Most of the squad started running towards the door, but at some point..
Lely : AHHHHHHHH!
Lely tripped on the construction's remains, falling into the dark matter and basically disappearing.
Max then yelled but there was no way to get him back. The rest of the squad eventually escaped and started running in the city. Sadly, the sky was extremely dark, with some crimson teints. The squad searched for a safe place to sleep for the night... and that's when they met someone.
??? : Be careful. The sky's been getting darker these days. Legends say a creature has appeared, but we're still unsure about that.
Nudge : Thanks I guess... but... who are you ?
??? : My name ? Well... it's Cinnamon.
To be continued...