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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-03-19 at 09:15:53
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
Me in this episode:
"I am my Mother's savage daughter,
The one who runs barefoot
Cursing sharp stones,
I am my mother's savage daughter,
I will not cut my hairs,
I will not lower my voice..."
On 2024-02-29 at 18:03:31
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Yours is probably worse though, you don't seem like a trustworthy one
True, but Illu's isn't much better.
Now Nudge is someone I'd trust to like good bitches.
No disrespect to you, Pixelss, that wasn't what I intended.
Albeit, could be worse with the joke that I originally intended to send.
Okay on a serious note tho, I really don't think that this can be taken out of context in any way, you said what you said with full intention, which ended up being pretty harmful.
Yeah, but it was more so aimed at IlluZhion than you, and I apologize for how it sounded. It was just supposed to be a playful jab.
Tbh though it still hurt me but I guess I shouldn't complain since it feels like anything's fine so long as it's aimed at me (sorry if I sound emo my day's been an absolute hot steaming pile of yak shit)
On 2024-02-29 at 08:15:20
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
CHILL ITS JUST IN THE FANFICS
Dude your wildin
Anyway, I'mma be honest
I wouldn't be trusting Illu's taste in women
Well all I'm saying is at least I don't go based on looks + since dating Pixel I've drank way less alcohol so yeah
Now if you don't mind I'm leaving this romance topic alone since yeah it will get heated
1On 2024-02-28 at 05:23:04
Nudge - 9
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
Lely - 7
VC - 6
Eli - 6
Max - 5
Ben - 5
Alice - 4
James - 3
Krazey - 3
Dayzi - 3
Choco - 3
Line distribution be pretty fair though
Also, new episode this evening
yo but can James show my gentle giant side? and don't kill me plz
also I bet the person is pixelss
At this point your crush on my girlfriend is just gross and annoying, and don't even try saying you don't know she's my girlfriend cause I know you're not illiterate or anything
In fact I doubt you even can call it a crush you're just being a simp, I apologize if this message seems harsh in any way but Pixel's told me so many times that you're making her uncomfortable
On 2024-02-26 at 05:39:30
Name: Alyssa
Color: Hotpink
Personality: Kind, energetic and considerate. Though I often provide a shoulder to cry on for the others, I'm quite emotional myself but not to the point of being (for lack of a better term) emo. My heart is set on protecting my friends and loved ones till my last breath, thus I'll only ever fight if my friends and/or loved ones are being harmed in any way. I love meditation and spiritualism, I have a secret passion for martial arts (specifically tai chi, judo and kickboxing) and I'm also an avid artist so I love to draw and make music.
Gender: Female
Species: Faerie (Irish fairy)
Motivation for winning: None, just there for the thrill of it
Appearance: I have long purple plaited hair with poliosis circumscripta (basically a natural white streak in the hair), I'm almost always wearing an oversized black and hot pink hoodie and a blue short skirt (otherwise I'm likely wearing a black kimono with purple and pink embroidery), and I have long translucent pink wings
Can we talk?
On 2024-12-28 at 09:48:58
so, with the whole situation i was going through a few days ago... lemme explain it the most i can
my dad has left me and my mom
some months ago, my dad had left for reason that are too complicated for me to explain
he does say that he might come back, but its seems less and less true
he does visit, but its so unlikely. and when he does arrive, he has to go so fast. he does say he will come, but he doesnt, and it drives me and mom to tears
when my dad didnt come for thanksgiving (he later did) i actually had my first suicidal thought. at age 12. 12!!!
every time we ask him why, he just says "i gotta work!"
and, another thing is, his job probably gives him a lot of money, and yet, we are broke as FUCK. we once couldnt pay the water bill, and the Xfinity wifi bill
his friends at his job probably aslo live a lofe of solitude, and my mom knows my dad, and his new friends changed him
plus, in christmas morning, my mom decided to play detective and get to the bottom of all of this, and we found ot my dad is potentially cheating on my mom
he says im his top priority, but if i was, then i wouldnt be crying every single day with my mom. the second i got home from playing detective with my mom, i went striaght to the kitchen to find a fork to insert into a plug, but i couldnt find one, and i was like "God, why do you want me to keep on enduring life when this is happening? we have been praying, hoping, that you would help us, and yet you havent done anything. and NOW, when i decide to end all this, you want me to endure MORE!? there isnt a light at the end of the tunnel anymore. what else is there anymore?"
but, some days ago, i realized that, there still is some good left, and i shouldnt end it like this, and the whole thing i did on here was not the right thing to do
hopefully, everything will be alright...
my dad has left me and my mom
some months ago, my dad had left for reason that are too complicated for me to explain
he does say that he might come back, but its seems less and less true
he does visit, but its so unlikely. and when he does arrive, he has to go so fast. he does say he will come, but he doesnt, and it drives me and mom to tears
when my dad didnt come for thanksgiving (he later did) i actually had my first suicidal thought. at age 12. 12!!!
every time we ask him why, he just says "i gotta work!"
and, another thing is, his job probably gives him a lot of money, and yet, we are broke as FUCK. we once couldnt pay the water bill, and the Xfinity wifi bill
his friends at his job probably aslo live a lofe of solitude, and my mom knows my dad, and his new friends changed him
plus, in christmas morning, my mom decided to play detective and get to the bottom of all of this, and we found ot my dad is potentially cheating on my mom
he says im his top priority, but if i was, then i wouldnt be crying every single day with my mom. the second i got home from playing detective with my mom, i went striaght to the kitchen to find a fork to insert into a plug, but i couldnt find one, and i was like "God, why do you want me to keep on enduring life when this is happening? we have been praying, hoping, that you would help us, and yet you havent done anything. and NOW, when i decide to end all this, you want me to endure MORE!? there isnt a light at the end of the tunnel anymore. what else is there anymore?"
but, some days ago, i realized that, there still is some good left, and i shouldnt end it like this, and the whole thing i did on here was not the right thing to do
hopefully, everything will be alright...
While it sucks this is happening, pretty sure that MKPC is a 13+ site.
On a more serious note, I kind of agree with what (I assume) you're saying, if you wanna vent, it's probably best to not do it on a platform full of kids who would probably say "womp womp li'l bro" at best (again, track record is against me here, but I'm trying to improve). While I wish RedPik the best, and I'm fairly sure (most) people here do too, I would rather people vent in DMs with people they trust about sensitive information like suicide and mental/psychological health struggles.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
On 2024-12-25 at 15:07:01
Nollaig shona duit!!
I got an Eternal Grove pendant, some esoterica, an ultra fluffy raven king plushie and an unholy amount of chocolate and sweets xD
I got an Eternal Grove pendant, some esoterica, an ultra fluffy raven king plushie and an unholy amount of chocolate and sweets xD
1What is the best biscuit?
On 2024-12-25 at 11:51:22
If I ever raid the biscuit tin, first thing I'm devouring is a shortbread any day
1What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2024-05-06 at 11:24:15
"Bide the Wiccan Laws we must
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live and let live.
Fairly take and fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune.
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to her, times two.
When the moon rides at her peak, then your hearts desire seek.
Heed the North wind's mighty gale, lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the West, departed souls will have no rest.
When the wind blows from the East,
expect the new and set the feast.
Nine woods in the cauldron go,
burn them fast and burn them slow.
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it not or cursed you'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn, let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned to Yule, light the log and the Horned One rules.
Heed ye flower, Bush and Tree, by the Lady, blessed be.
Where the rippling waters go, cast a stone and truth you'll know.
When ye have a true need, hearken not to others' greed.
With a fool no season spend, lest ye be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law you should, three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is enow, wear the blue star on thy brow.
True in love ever be, lest thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will."
i accidentally ate a bee
On 2024-12-17 at 07:07:31
how do i remove the bee from my stomach
When did you inhale this bee? There's a very high chance that it's already been digested. I would inform your doctor, & keep an eye out for any behavioral changes(namely, attraction to flowers, fear of death, attempts at flight.)
maybe if i start eating bees my life will be better
Your life could easily become worse as well. If you want a safe bug option, go for ants. They're crunchier, have a higher protein count, and you can stomach more in one go.
I hear some grasshoppers taste like spicy popcorn. Really wanna try those actually. Won't be disappointed if they're different of course 🤠
Tbf fried grasshoppers are eaten in parts of Mesoamerica, and they sound... oddly tasty
Petition to replace Bowser Castle 2 with something useful like an Applebees
On 2024-12-16 at 18:43:27
i support
I, too, support
4I remembered my password
On 2024-12-16 at 17:31:19
I haven't been active in almost a year, soo hi!Nobody will really recognize me because I was never really active in forums
Define "nobody"... of course I remember you
Good to have ya back 🤍
Dark Ages MKPC
On 2024-12-16 at 03:44:27
The forum is bad right now because instead of ignoring Tendo you all want to make it a big deal and give him attention. And that is why he continues.
Which is exactly why the deletion of SFA was a good thing - it was the largest breeding ground for drama (unrelated to the contemporaneous issue, I know, but this point still stands given that it essentially destroyed any need for individual topics to be created for dramas which the mods could've taken down - SFA just made that marginally harder in my honest opinion) and people were unable to shut up about the Tendo situation, despite you and me both telling everyone to disengage and just report everything - now look what happened. You're essentially embittered over the "death" of SFA not because of the drama happening right now, but because you've lost the one place where you can prolong bygone issues after their obsolescence and persist in immaturity with minimal intervention from the staff team - and the current situation only serves to prove my point.
Sorry, maybe this came off as a tad too harsh, or even somewhat hypocritical given my track record, but I wanted to voice my displeasure rather than remaining quiet about people's actions in response to the issues at hand.
What's the best ice cream flavor?
On 2024-12-16 at 17:18:59
FLAVOR IS SPELLED WRONG (FLAVOUR)
THIS GUY IS BRITISH!!!
Nope, every Anglophone country outside of the Americas spells it as "flavour" - including us Irish people (we aren't the same as British people - don't annoy us like that)
But I'm patriotic to a different country - TRANSylvania 🏳️⚧️
2On 2024-12-14 at 19:04:35
The best ice cream flavour is the best ice cream flavour
In all seriousness, icemilk is the best for me
In all seriousness, icemilk is the best for me
🎶 Put the music on ! 🎤
On 2024-05-02 at 22:30:14
my favourite songs currently
My personal favorites are the Genie's theme, the final boss theme, the Skyscraper battle theme and the Midland Marsh theme, also the Karaoke outing themes are pretty cool, and the Library outing is chill, but you have good choices too
1On 2024-04-06 at 09:11:03
I love this remix right now, it's pretty much all I need to relax with a nice cup of jasmine tea when I ain't feeling good
On 2023-12-18 at 09:45:15
Recently I've been listening to a lot of J-pop/J-rock (lol it's even making its way into SPK), here's a few of my favorite songs:
- ドメスティックでバイオレンス (Domestic De Violence) by Ado
- ブリキのダンス (Tinplate's Dance) by Ado (Cover)
- うっせえわ (Shut the Fuck Up) by Ado
- R.I.P by ReoNa
- Make it Out Alive by ONE OK ROCK
- American Girls by ONE OK ROCK
- ドメスティックでバイオレンス (Domestic De Violence) by Ado
- ブリキのダンス (Tinplate's Dance) by Ado (Cover)
- うっせえわ (Shut the Fuck Up) by Ado
- R.I.P by ReoNa
- Make it Out Alive by ONE OK ROCK
- American Girls by ONE OK ROCK
Je vous dois des excuses.
On 2024-12-09 at 16:41:18
je détecte un swap de pronoms 🫠🫂
Eh oui 🏳️⚧️Trans girls stand together no matter the cost 🤟🏻🏳️⚧️🤍
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2Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-04-10 at 21:20:54
Through the Fire and Flames ~ DragonForce
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
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