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5368 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-06-10 at 16:28:52
I don't believe in human rights *PHONK plays*
1On 2024-06-01 at 18:10:51
“I just need to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty”
“I don’t have a car”
*deformed shrek and hermione sounds*
“Oi shrek she doesn’t have a car”
“Stop lying it’s not true”
“HERMIONE MOVE”
“Okay…don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious” *hides under the sinks*
*deformed shrek looks down at her*
“I WAS SUSPICIOUS!”
*deformed shrek sounds*
“Calm down Shrek it’s not worth it. RON DO SOMETHING”
“Errrm what?”
“ANYTHING!”
“Alright calm down, sunshine daisys but-“
“NOT THAT!”
“He said anything god you’re so annoying”
“Swish and flick”
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Deformed shrek sound
“Helllo”
*deformed shrek sound*
“Oh it’s gonna fall and my wand’s gonna go straight through its head AAGH! oh no look it was fine”
“I don’t have a car”
*deformed shrek and hermione sounds*
“Oi shrek she doesn’t have a car”
“Stop lying it’s not true”
“HERMIONE MOVE”
“Okay…don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious” *hides under the sinks*
*deformed shrek looks down at her*
“I WAS SUSPICIOUS!”
*deformed shrek sounds*
“Calm down Shrek it’s not worth it. RON DO SOMETHING”
“Errrm what?”
“ANYTHING!”
“Alright calm down, sunshine daisys but-“
“NOT THAT!”
“He said anything god you’re so annoying”
“Swish and flick”
“Wingardium Leviosa”
Deformed shrek sound
“Helllo”
*deformed shrek sound*
“Oh it’s gonna fall and my wand’s gonna go straight through its head AAGH! oh no look it was fine”
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On 2024-05-24 at 19:22:04
"What happened?!"
"One minute the glass was there and the next minute it wasn't, it was like magic"
"PETUNIA HE SAID THE M WORD"
"What, magic?"
"PETUNIA HE SAID IT AGAIN! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS m a g i c"
"One minute the glass was there and the next minute it wasn't, it was like magic"
"PETUNIA HE SAID THE M WORD"
"What, magic?"
"PETUNIA HE SAID IT AGAIN! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS m a g i c"
4On 2024-05-10 at 19:14:16
"Or maybe that's just how you say the spell in my accent and you're just being classist"
"Hermione come on don't be classist"
"I wasn't being classist"
"Professor Hermiones classist"
"Hermione come on don't be classist"
"I wasn't being classist"
"Professor Hermiones classist"
44On 2024-05-10 at 08:21:45
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH
Dumbledore said calmly, throwing him to the ground, kicking Harry whilst he is on the ground, pulling an AK-47 out of nowhere and shooting him, then casting, "Avada Kedavra" for good measure.
Dumbledore then cast the Cruciatus Curse and awarded 50 billion points to Slytherin politely
44On 2024-05-08 at 20:28:00
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAH
6On 2024-05-07 at 21:47:39
"WHO NEEDS LORE WHEN YOU HAVE VORE!??!?!?"
Lore >>>>>>> vore 100%
On 2024-04-28 at 11:23:41
“OH! DID U GET THE BROOMC LOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVURITE XD1!”
1I'm leaving the forums (should've done earlier)
On 2024-12-16 at 21:28:17
man this forum wont be the same without you but i wish you good.
we are loosing one of the largest pair of nuts on the MKPC market on that one ,
i am shocked
we are loosing one of the largest pair of nuts on the MKPC market on that one ,
i am shocked
I think that is exactly what he means by 'immaturity'.
Yes exactly what I mean by immaturity is being shown like daily with Tendo’s shenanigans, the community’s drama, theres a lot of unnecessary needless bullshit going on in the forums
2On 2024-11-15 at 23:42:58
This forum is full of toxicity, controversy and immaturity and it pisses me off
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2Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-06-19 at 20:43:29
Oh, imagine a land, it's a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where you wander among every culture and tongue
It's chaotic, but, hey, it's home
When the wind's from the East
And the sun's from the West
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night
As you wind through the streets
At the fabled bazaars
With the cardamom-cluttered stalls
You can smell every spice
While you haggle the price
Of the silks and the satin shawls
Oh, the music that plays as you move through a maze
In the haze of your pure delight
You are caught in a dance
You are lost in the trance
Of another Arabian night
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
Like Arabian dreams
This mystical land of magic and sand
Is more than it seems
There's a road that may lead you
To good or to greed through
The power your wishing commands
Let the darkness unfold or find fortunes untold
Well, your destiny lies in your hands
Only one may enter here
One whose worth lies far within
A diamond in the rough
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They seem to excite, take off and take flight
To shock and amaze
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
Where the caravan camels roam
Where you wander among every culture and tongue
It's chaotic, but, hey, it's home
When the wind's from the East
And the sun's from the West
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night
As you wind through the streets
At the fabled bazaars
With the cardamom-cluttered stalls
You can smell every spice
While you haggle the price
Of the silks and the satin shawls
Oh, the music that plays as you move through a maze
In the haze of your pure delight
You are caught in a dance
You are lost in the trance
Of another Arabian night
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
Like Arabian dreams
This mystical land of magic and sand
Is more than it seems
There's a road that may lead you
To good or to greed through
The power your wishing commands
Let the darkness unfold or find fortunes untold
Well, your destiny lies in your hands
Only one may enter here
One whose worth lies far within
A diamond in the rough
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They seem to excite, take off and take flight
To shock and amaze
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
On 2024-05-28 at 09:27:53
Now that we're men
We can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men
We're going to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs
Now that we're men
We have facial hair
Now that we're men
I changed my underwear
Now that we're men, we have a manly flair
We've got the stuff
We're tough enough to save the day
We never had a chance, when we were kids
No no no
But take a look at what the mermaid did
Hah hah hah
Now that they're men
We can't bother them
Now that they're men
They have become our friends
Now that they're men
There'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
They'll pass the test
And finish the quest
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
Hooray!
We can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men
We're going to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs
Now that we're men
We have facial hair
Now that we're men
I changed my underwear
Now that we're men, we have a manly flair
We've got the stuff
We're tough enough to save the day
We never had a chance, when we were kids
No no no
But take a look at what the mermaid did
Hah hah hah
Now that they're men
We can't bother them
Now that they're men
They have become our friends
Now that they're men
There'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
They'll pass the test
And finish the quest
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
Hooray!
On 2024-03-22 at 08:09:47
Yeah, she's in love with the concept
As if we're all just how she imagined
'Cause we're in love but just don't know it yet
Well, tell me how I'm supposed to see the magic
'Cause I don't believe in it no more
But I won't tell her
'Cause I always imagined
It's easier if she thinks she won
So Imma' let her
And she said
"I don't think I love you no more."
"You never seem to call me lately"
Girl, I don't think you know me at all
'Cause I never thought I'd have to say this
No, I don't love you, and I never did
Look at us burning down in flames for kicks
But just know
I'm not singing for your XO
I'm just singing 'cause it's over, yeah
(Uhh)
(Yeah)
Came and went like the summertime
Is that a sunset or sunrise?
Looking back like where'd the time go
So much for trying to keep this moving slow
'Cause I don't believe in her no more
But I remember
How we talked shit like we knew what we wanted, and
I still remember what she said
"I don't think I love you no more"
"You never seem to call me lately"
But I don't think she knew me at all
'Cause I never thought I'd have to say this
But I'm no liar
And I never hid anything
You should've seen it coming to this, just know
I'm not singing for an EX though
I'm just singing 'cause it's over
Yeah, Yeah
As if we're all just how she imagined
'Cause we're in love but just don't know it yet
Well, tell me how I'm supposed to see the magic
'Cause I don't believe in it no more
But I won't tell her
'Cause I always imagined
It's easier if she thinks she won
So Imma' let her
And she said
"I don't think I love you no more."
"You never seem to call me lately"
Girl, I don't think you know me at all
'Cause I never thought I'd have to say this
No, I don't love you, and I never did
Look at us burning down in flames for kicks
But just know
I'm not singing for your XO
I'm just singing 'cause it's over, yeah
(Uhh)
(Yeah)
Came and went like the summertime
Is that a sunset or sunrise?
Looking back like where'd the time go
So much for trying to keep this moving slow
'Cause I don't believe in her no more
But I remember
How we talked shit like we knew what we wanted, and
I still remember what she said
"I don't think I love you no more"
"You never seem to call me lately"
But I don't think she knew me at all
'Cause I never thought I'd have to say this
But I'm no liar
And I never hid anything
You should've seen it coming to this, just know
I'm not singing for an EX though
I'm just singing 'cause it's over
Yeah, Yeah
On 2024-03-20 at 08:31:29
Money Game pt. 2
Strange time we're living in, panic and hysteria
Poor man learn the rich man don't care for ya
Narcissist mindsets spread like malaria
Sit back and watch the show, America!
Britain split through fickle shit
A government of hypocrites
These counterfeit politicians sit
In parliament, not adequate
Needlessly bleeding resources all dry
Turn a blind eye if it means a pay rise
"Oh what a shame it would be I would die"
If Number 10 Downing Street burned in a fire
Only joking, only messing, don't be stressing
I'm a peaceful adolescent, there's no need to be unpleasant
Write my thesis in a rhyme scheme
To analyse the brain
While my fingers on the trigger of a money game
Oh rain, rain, rain, rain
A storm, it comes our way
And those who rise through distorted lies
Poisoning the veins
But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame
It's easier to blame
But point the mirror at ourselves
We're all part of this old money game
Money is a game and the ladder we climb
Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime
I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line
This is business economics in a nursery rhyme
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em
On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman
Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four, expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five, why just shells?
Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds
Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Run to be the president of the United States
Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine, polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten, the world is yours
Step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
Rain, rain, rain, rain
A storm, it comes our way
And those who rise through distorted lies
Poisoning the veins
But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame
It's easier to blame
But point the mirror at ourselves
We're all part of this old money game
On 2024-02-16 at 16:08:30
Goofy Goober Rock
I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)
We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)
Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way
I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank you very much
So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set you free
I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)
We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah
I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)
We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)
Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way
I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank you very much
So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set you free
I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)
We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah
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322On 2024-02-11 at 20:30:13
last rizzmas i gave you my gyatt
but the very next day you got fanum tax
this year to save me from mewling
im giving it to someone rizzful
but the very next day you got fanum tax
this year to save me from mewling
im giving it to someone rizzful
7On 2024-02-11 at 08:29:55
Most of my favorite lyrics got the N-word in it mostly because my favorite song genre is Rap so...
On 2024-02-10 at 21:44:49
In the End
It starts with one
All I know
It's so unreal
Watch you go
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
You didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
Of a time when I tried so hard
It starts with one
All I know
It's so unreal
Watch you go
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
You didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
Of a time when I tried so hard
On 2024-01-14 at 12:27:27
Annihilate
I just came to my senses (yeah)
I stay in another dimension
Fear is non-existent
Suit up and swing through the city (ooh) (aye)
Annihilate, I'm wide awake, be very afraid (afraid)
I'm in my own world, give me space
I'm in my own universe, give me space (yeah)
Weezy Carter, I'm 'bout to go Peter Parker
I'm Spider-Man, if he ain't me, he just a creepy crawler
Tunechi spark the lighter, pull up in a new Ferrari spider
Spider web necklace with the diamonds
She'll turn to Spider-Woman if I bite her
I will not go back and forth with you
I see you got the black widow with you
You should've had a black hero with you
I get an opp-arachnophobia
I've been litty since I flicked the lighter
Since I was an itsy bitsy spider
They've been tryna wash the spider out
I got spiders crawlin' out your mouth, Spider-Verse
I just came to my senses (yeah)
I stay in another dimension
Fear is non-existent
Suit up and swing through the city (ooh) (aye)
Annihilate, I'm wide awake, be very afraid (afraid)
I'm in my own world, give me space
I'm in my own universe, give me space (yeah)
I'm focused, I'm focused (focused)
I'm chosen, I'm golden (golden)
I'm stronger, on missions, ain't no foldin', a soldier (soldier)
My vision persistent, I took the game, it's over (it's over)
I made a name, it's global (it's global), my enemy pass over (hey)
I took the way to the top, I had to learn to be smart (smart)
I had to move with my heart, keepin' my eyes on the part
'Cause it get evil and dark (evil and dark)
When it come to my opponents
I know how to beat 'em, I know to defeat 'em (hey)
Livin' my life by the moment
Somebody callin', somebody gon' need 'em
I just came to my senses (yeah)
I stay in another dimension
Fear is non-existent
Suit up and swing through the city (ooh) (aye)
Annihilate, I'm wide awake, be very afraid (afraid)
I'm in my own world, give me space
I'm in my own universe, give me space (yeah)
Okay, we bounce and shake, we roll and rock
I got to set it straight, the block is hot
Something's come over me, I hit unlock
And tell my enemies "I'll never stop"
No, no, nothing can shake me now, aye
Tell the block I made it now
Yeah, the whole town is talking out
I swear, nothing can stop me now
All this boosting all my senses
I won't start, but I finished
I shoot my shot, bet I won't miss it
Only way to go is go the distance
Nothing can shake me now
Nothing can break me down
Tell the whole town, we popping now
Nothing can shake me now
I just came to my senses (yeah)
I stay in another dimension
Fear is non-existent
Suit up and swing through the city (ooh) (aye)
Annihilate, I'm wide awake, be very afraid (afraid)
I'm in my own world, give me space
I'm in my own universe, give me space (yeah)
Weezy Carter, I'm 'bout to go Peter Parker
I'm Spider-Man, if he ain't me, he just a creepy crawler
Tunechi spark the lighter, pull up in a new Ferrari spider
Spider web necklace with the diamonds
She'll turn to Spider-Woman if I bite her
I will not go back and forth with you
I see you got the black widow with you
You should've had a black hero with you
I get an opp-arachnophobia
I've been litty since I flicked the lighter
Since I was an itsy bitsy spider
They've been tryna wash the spider out
I got spiders crawlin' out your mouth, Spider-Verse
I just came to my senses (yeah)
I stay in another dimension
Fear is non-existent
Suit up and swing through the city (ooh) (aye)
Annihilate, I'm wide awake, be very afraid (afraid)
I'm in my own world, give me space
I'm in my own universe, give me space (yeah)
I'm focused, I'm focused (focused)
I'm chosen, I'm golden (golden)
I'm stronger, on missions, ain't no foldin', a soldier (soldier)
My vision persistent, I took the game, it's over (it's over)
I made a name, it's global (it's global), my enemy pass over (hey)
I took the way to the top, I had to learn to be smart (smart)
I had to move with my heart, keepin' my eyes on the part
'Cause it get evil and dark (evil and dark)
When it come to my opponents
I know how to beat 'em, I know to defeat 'em (hey)
Livin' my life by the moment
Somebody callin', somebody gon' need 'em
I just came to my senses (yeah)
I stay in another dimension
Fear is non-existent
Suit up and swing through the city (ooh) (aye)
Annihilate, I'm wide awake, be very afraid (afraid)
I'm in my own world, give me space
I'm in my own universe, give me space (yeah)
Okay, we bounce and shake, we roll and rock
I got to set it straight, the block is hot
Something's come over me, I hit unlock
And tell my enemies "I'll never stop"
No, no, nothing can shake me now, aye
Tell the block I made it now
Yeah, the whole town is talking out
I swear, nothing can stop me now
All this boosting all my senses
I won't start, but I finished
I shoot my shot, bet I won't miss it
Only way to go is go the distance
Nothing can shake me now
Nothing can break me down
Tell the whole town, we popping now
Nothing can shake me now