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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-02-12 at 03:35:46
well that was fun. Let's get to cleanup mode!
2Discord server close down
On 2023-04-16 at 23:19:24
Let's just say I have noted some other stats as well. I can explain if you want, but most US citizens refuse to acknowledge any logic behind the reasoning I'm using. May God have mercy on my soul for bringing this up on a mariokart site
On 2023-04-16 at 23:04:30
I mean some decisions are too edgy, being zoophile is their choice but it's ultra weird, at least from my point of view. The problem is that most of the so called anti-zoophiles are as bad as what they want to fight against. Also, most furries aren't zoophiles... And it's their choice. I believe it is right, but nobody deserves to suffer. Some advices on what the dangers of your decision are, and some explanation why you are against their choice is 100 times better than harassment. At least that's how I see it.
You believe the ability to fuck the local dog you find on the street is something that is a right? How is this allowed? a mod has to be on this bro wtf
The right to choose whatever the fuck you wanna do? That's a right. Don't get me wrong, that's pretty dumb, but I also think plenty of other things that people are actually into are stupid as well, & for my own safety I ain't listin any of 'em. If you want to go fuck a dog, fuck it. Your choice. And Lely's been on the site for a while, if there was an issue, he'd of been banned by now, so clearly there isn't one.
EDIT: Just read his description for the first, that's a LONG paragraph(ignore this bit yeah?)
Ain’t no way you’re tryna say that people who want to fuck dogs should fuck ‘em. Dogs can not consent to being fucked, and even if they could what kinda fucked up person to you have to be to wanna have sex with an animal. There’s a reason why it’s illegal in most places, I consider myself to be quite a tolerant person but I draw the line at zoophilia and pedophilia. To me zoophilia is almost as bad as pedophilia, because in both cases a main party cannot consent. I bet you wouldn’t say kids can consent so how can animals, it’s absolutely vile and disgusting.
If somebody wants to choose to fuck a dog, then they can. It's gross, but doable, so some human out there is & will continue doing it. And I don't know where tf you guys live, but there are a shit ton of kids who have sex with 18+ teens at 12 & 13 here. Let's face it: they ain't stupid. They know already what they're getting into. Again, they have the right to choose what they spend their time doing, so.....
Not to mention that an animal in that position has no fucking clue what's going on, unless it's a smart one, and the list of smart animals does not include any domesticated ones, no sheep, cows, horses, chickens, cats, dogs, those are not "smart". And all the animals that actually have a brain are either in the wild or in a zoo, & the animals in the wild would be doing the fucking, not any person. It might be awful, but there are plenty worse things they could be doing, like killing people, burning buildings, robbing bank, actually 100% BAD things. Collecting STD's from your cat's pussy is still between you & your cat, which has no earthly clue what the hell you're doing, & unless someone else sees it & rats you out.... Whether that amounts to doing it for shits and giggles, or it amounts to a strange fetish, you can choose every action you make in your life, regardless of legality. You might go to jail afterwards, but you can still choose to go through with it in the first place. That's all.
why are u defending criminals
I'm not trying to defend them, I'm saying that they can still choose to do watever the fuck they want. Add in the factoids of
1) they're only mashing up their own cock
and
2) the animal is 9/10 too retarded to understand what's happening back there if it's domesticated
and you've got an illegal hobby that you can actually super easily to get away eith. The sex doesn't hurt anyone besides the people having the sex, which, as I just said, are both incredibky stupid. And people still choose to do drugs, smoke, kill. If someone can make the conscious decision to fuck a dog, then they will. End of point.
can animals give consent? i dont think so
Again, domestic animals are too dumb to know, and the wild ones would be giving out the anal, not recieving. Also they know that the human is only either gonna break his cock/rip their pussy.'
And a country where guns aren't illegal shouldn't be an example for other laws on protecting the innocent.
On guns;
An armed society is a polite society. End point.
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2what is the new purple shell item?
On 2023-04-09 at 03:28:39
Wish I'd seen that... Anyone show me pic of this thing? Plz?
Goodbye MKPC...
On 2023-04-04 at 00:15:52
On the subject of leaving -
I'm back, but once again regret trying to be a part of this. No positivity here anymore. Anyone mentioned mariokart recently? Dunno. Mostly fighting. I am mad at myself for not being able to just leave, but I will be very inactive on forum most of the time. Mostly my fanfic. Maybe. I barely have time. Trying. to. finiish...
I'm back, but once again regret trying to be a part of this. No positivity here anymore. Anyone mentioned mariokart recently? Dunno. Mostly fighting. I am mad at myself for not being able to just leave, but I will be very inactive on forum most of the time. Mostly my fanfic. Maybe. I barely have time. Trying. to. finiish...
1WE JUST GOT A BIG CHANGE
On 2023-03-18 at 21:42:18
YEEEESSS!!! It's here
All hail Wargor! Hail to the king!
Hail to his team! Hail!
This is so awesome 😎
All hail Wargor! Hail to the king!
Hail to his team! Hail!
This is so awesome 😎
What characters do you like or dislike to play as?
On 2023-03-25 at 00:05:01
Typical choice = Custom DK with Mario's stats. I got so used to Mario's stats before finding out Daisy had such special abilities that I just never bothered to switch. Whenever I try them I have trouble with over correcting. As for choice of DK sprite, FIGHT ME DK HATERS 😈 😈 😈!!
DK Haters Exist!!?!?!?!?!
Seems so 🦍
On 2023-03-24 at 21:20:55
Typical choice = Custom DK with Mario's stats. I got so used to Mario's stats before finding out Daisy had such special abilities that I just never bothered to switch. Whenever I try them I have trouble with over correcting. As for choice of DK sprite, FIGHT ME DK HATERS 😈 😈 😈!!
Super Mario Ride or Dies Tournament
On 2023-03-08 at 21:00:10
#SaveYoshiBowser+BowserJr. I have no idea why I voted Wario XD
Because He's-a Wario! He Should-a Win!
Why? Is It Because He Is Fat And Greedy?
Tbh this is why i like Wario
1On 2023-03-08 at 00:36:27
#SaveWario 
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Edit; more or less useless message this is o yes
. Edit; more or less useless message this is o yes
Is mkpc legal?
On 2023-03-18 at 22:11:17
Nintendo ain't slain us yet soo that's some 12 years of mkpc. Also the creator does not gain profit from users. It's legal.
So, 2 things.
On 2023-03-16 at 23:34:07
Ye Olde Spam Inn
Get it?
Get it?
On 2023-03-16 at 17:08:24
One of them the title is something about joining the university of Sydney or something.
1It Do Be Happening Again Doe
On 2023-03-16 at 23:40:34
Well, ad bots have been on mkpc for a while. They're not that common and they disappear quickly 
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. Wait, it's a bot? Dang. Well, I'd think they're planning something, whoever is behind these bots. He could be tryna do a ddos attack!
true, they could be planning something.
but this wasn't a ddos attack for sure. mkpc doesn't even have an api to spam on.
yeah i dont think you were there but at midnight one day somebody put some nazi and 9/11 propaganda on the old report forum so it was a Ddos attack
So if it was midnight for you and -:-- for me then you live in this time zone;
[fanfic] MKPC Heroes
On 2023-03-14 at 00:03:35
Ok, time for a very short synopsis
Episode 1; A group of mkpc members are playing around when they hear an explosion. They find that the online mode portal is destroyed and most of them leave to track the culprit.
Episode 2; At Toad's GBA Riverside Park they are ambushed and many of the MKPCians are trapped in a cave. Xrunner48, Popplio, Noob, Knoah, and Dietsoda escape and go for help.
K and Oskar are kidnapped while repairing the online mode portal.
Episode 3; The heroes escape from Riverside Park. Xrunner48 starts repairing a device which is tracking K.The kidnapper throws Oskar over a cliff but Oskar lives.
Episode 4; They track the kidnapper to Bowser's Catwalk. K dies in lava. Most heroes are stuck fighting while Illuzhion and Starsplizz fly after Knoah in his plane thingy.
Episode 5; It turns out Knoah is the villain. He escapes while Toad meets a blue Toad and Illuzhion almost becomes the next casualty.
Episode 6 coming soon!
Episode 1; A group of mkpc members are playing around when they hear an explosion. They find that the online mode portal is destroyed and most of them leave to track the culprit.
Episode 2; At Toad's GBA Riverside Park they are ambushed and many of the MKPCians are trapped in a cave. Xrunner48, Popplio, Noob, Knoah, and Dietsoda escape and go for help.
K and Oskar are kidnapped while repairing the online mode portal.
Episode 3; The heroes escape from Riverside Park. Xrunner48 starts repairing a device which is tracking K.The kidnapper throws Oskar over a cliff but Oskar lives.
Episode 4; They track the kidnapper to Bowser's Catwalk. K dies in lava. Most heroes are stuck fighting while Illuzhion and Starsplizz fly after Knoah in his plane thingy.
Episode 5; It turns out Knoah is the villain. He escapes while Toad meets a blue Toad and Illuzhion almost becomes the next casualty.
Episode 6 coming soon!
On 2023-03-06 at 20:45:33
Sorry this is taking so long I'm sick (again 
). Will try and get the recap in a couple days
). Will try and get the recap in a couple days
1On 2023-03-01 at 02:43:13
Yah not surprised no one did that.
Anyway I am considering reviving this fanfic starting with a recap of the first five chapters. It was very fun and since I'm kinda still half-here (barely any messages but still watching) why not finish. If you want to see this fanfic completed plz react with 👍. If not,👎.
Oh and I'll continue it if this gets saaay, five thumbs up
Anyway I am considering reviving this fanfic starting with a recap of the first five chapters. It was very fun and since I'm kinda still half-here (barely any messages but still watching) why not finish. If you want to see this fanfic completed plz react with 👍. If not,👎.
Oh and I'll continue it if this gets saaay, five thumbs up
9On 2023-01-26 at 04:32:51
Actually kind of a good idea. First to post an episode continues the fanfic. Good luck!
On 2023-01-26 at 00:58:32
Episode #5 Green Shell!
We last left our heroes doing battle with a huge dog-like monster at the arena ‘Bowser’s Catwalk.’ Now they must defeat it.
Fiery; I’m going after Popplio.
Nudge; Me too.
Melee; OK bring him back quick. We need to get out of here before this dog thing kills us all.
Dietsoda; It won’t be able to.
Dietsoda began firing arrows into the creature, but most of them stuck in its tough skin, doing little damage.
Noob; We can do this… Look, it’s being distracted by Dietsoda’s arrows. Maybe we can sneak up to it and kill it.
Melee; Dietsoda and I can try to drive it underneath some of those thwomps.
While Melee and Dietsoda shoot at the dog mutant, some of the others sneak around behind it.
MisterCringeh; Noob this was your idea, you kill it. Go on.
Noob; (gulp) alright…
Noob managed to get right behind the creature and stabbed it in one of its back legs. It whirled around and lunged at him, but he backed away and fell down.
Dark; Noob! Get away from there!
Just as the dog was about to end Noob, one of the thwomps came down on its back.
Xrunner48; O that is disgusting!
Fiery; We’re back! Can we leave this place now?
MisterCringeh; Happily.
IlluhZhion and StarSplizz are chasing the flying machine through the air.
StarSplizz; It’s heading for another track!
IlluhZhion; Wow, I didn’t know that! Oh wait, I did. Follow it, genius!
StarSplizz; What is this place anyway?
IlluhZhion; Whatever it is, I don’t like it. We’re flying through darkness. Watch out for lightning strikes.
StarSplizz; There’s the flying thing!
IlluhZhion; Let’s just call it a plane. Close enough.
They flew after the airplane (I’m just gonna call it that cuz “flying machine” is just awkward) IlluZhion summoned flying spirits, and they possessed the machinery, forcing the plane to land.
IlluhZhion; StarSplizz, go back for help. I’m going to rescue Knoah (sigh) Why am I rescuing him?
The others have set off to try and find IlluhZhion and StarSplizz.
Sorbet; Where have they gone? There’s no way we can track them now!
Xrunner; Actually the tracker is following that flying thing. Follow me.
Dietsoda; Gimme that tracker. FOLLOW ME MAYFLIES!!!
Popplio; He’s. Going. So. Fast. Slow down Dietsoda!
Fiery; He’s going to leave us behind!
Toad; He must stop.
Toad tackled Dietsoda and everyone gathered around.
Toad; Dietsoda, you can’t go without us. We need the tracker to know where to go.
Xrunner; If we split up, we’re vulnerable. You won’t be able to stop the flying machine alone.
StarSplizz; Come on guys IlluhZhion needs your help!
Dietsoda; I’m going. Now. *runs off*
Nudge; Forget him. Let’s follow StarSplizz.
Everyone followed StarSplizz to the track where IlluhZhion was. They went through the portal and appeared on the starting line of a cement raceway floating in what seemed to be the middle of a storm.
Popplio; At least there’s water. Anyone see a slide anywhere?
Dark; Look it’s IlluhZhion
Toad; And he’s in trouble…
IlluhZhion was lying on the ground surrounded by a crowd. The people were beating him and starting to drag him to the plane.
Melee; There’s a bus coming, if we ride it we can reach IlluhZhion faster.
Dark; Got it.
Dark jumped into the bus as it passed and made the blue toad driver stop it. Then everyone got in.
Nudge; I’m driving. *jams the accelerator down*
Noob; I didn’t know buses could drift around corners. *goes back to screaming*
The bus plowed into the crowd, scattering people everywhere.
Nudge; Look at them fly!
Melee; Are they… Knoah?
Popplio; They’re the clones!
Blue Toad Bus Driver; What is going on here😭😭😭?!?!?!
Dark; Wait… Knoah is… What? Who?
Xrunner48; No time for that. We need to help IlluhZhion!
Melee; Die, puny Knoahs!
MisterCringeh; I’ll get IlluhZhion. *vanishes*
Melee, Nudge, and Dark fought the clones, while Sorbet started sneaking toward the plane. The Blue Toad started slinging a variety of bob-ombs, green shells, and profanities at the clones as well.
Fiery; That’s the last of the clones, is IlluhZhion here?
MisterCringeh; He’s here, but unconscious.
Xrunner48; Sorbet is sabotaging the plane. Soon we’ll find Knoah.
Knoah; It’s too late for that!
Dark; Oh no
Knoah; Now that you know who I am, let me personally give you this message. K and Toad99 are dead, and soon you will be too! I forced K to create a weapon that will destroy MKPC city, soon my clones will have placed it.
Popplio; O come on.
Blue Toad Bus Driver; Green Shell!
Knoah; Ow! You will pay for that. OOF! *sees arrow sticking out of his back*
Dietsoda; Get him!
They all ran to grab Knoah, but he locked himself into the plane. However, it wouldn’t start, and he couldn’t make it take off.
Knoah; Not good
Fiery; WE”VE GOT HIM! WE”VE GOT HIM! YESSSSSS!!!
Knoah; Fortunately there’s the backup system. *flips a switch*
The plane began to fly away.
Fiery; Aw BLEEP
Dietsoda; You lost him! After all that! Stupid mayflies!
Nudge; Hey, Sorbet was supposed to stop it from working!
Sorbet; Sorry, I didn’t know there was a backup.
Dietsoda; SORRY isn’t enough!
As Knoah flew away, the heroes argued on the track. They were frustrated that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t stop Knoah. And he’d been pretending to be a friend all this time.
Will the heroes be able to mend the hard feelings and work on stopping Knoah? What is the weapon and how can they find out about it? Is anyone else mixed up in the villain’s plot? Find out in episode #6!
Sorry Dark😢
. Maybe you can join him later on. @TJ_K4RT I need your personality for this fanfic if you still want to join.
We last left our heroes doing battle with a huge dog-like monster at the arena ‘Bowser’s Catwalk.’ Now they must defeat it.
Fiery; I’m going after Popplio.
Nudge; Me too.
Melee; OK bring him back quick. We need to get out of here before this dog thing kills us all.
Dietsoda; It won’t be able to.
Dietsoda began firing arrows into the creature, but most of them stuck in its tough skin, doing little damage.
Noob; We can do this… Look, it’s being distracted by Dietsoda’s arrows. Maybe we can sneak up to it and kill it.
Melee; Dietsoda and I can try to drive it underneath some of those thwomps.
While Melee and Dietsoda shoot at the dog mutant, some of the others sneak around behind it.
MisterCringeh; Noob this was your idea, you kill it. Go on.
Noob; (gulp) alright…
Noob managed to get right behind the creature and stabbed it in one of its back legs. It whirled around and lunged at him, but he backed away and fell down.
Dark; Noob! Get away from there!
Just as the dog was about to end Noob, one of the thwomps came down on its back.
Xrunner48; O that is disgusting!
Fiery; We’re back! Can we leave this place now?
MisterCringeh; Happily.
IlluhZhion and StarSplizz are chasing the flying machine through the air.
StarSplizz; It’s heading for another track!
IlluhZhion; Wow, I didn’t know that! Oh wait, I did. Follow it, genius!
StarSplizz; What is this place anyway?
IlluhZhion; Whatever it is, I don’t like it. We’re flying through darkness. Watch out for lightning strikes.
StarSplizz; There’s the flying thing!
IlluhZhion; Let’s just call it a plane. Close enough.
They flew after the airplane (I’m just gonna call it that cuz “flying machine” is just awkward) IlluZhion summoned flying spirits, and they possessed the machinery, forcing the plane to land.
IlluhZhion; StarSplizz, go back for help. I’m going to rescue Knoah (sigh) Why am I rescuing him?
The others have set off to try and find IlluhZhion and StarSplizz.
Sorbet; Where have they gone? There’s no way we can track them now!
Xrunner; Actually the tracker is following that flying thing. Follow me.
Dietsoda; Gimme that tracker. FOLLOW ME MAYFLIES!!!
Popplio; He’s. Going. So. Fast. Slow down Dietsoda!
Fiery; He’s going to leave us behind!
Toad; He must stop.
Toad tackled Dietsoda and everyone gathered around.
Toad; Dietsoda, you can’t go without us. We need the tracker to know where to go.
Xrunner; If we split up, we’re vulnerable. You won’t be able to stop the flying machine alone.
StarSplizz; Come on guys IlluhZhion needs your help!
Dietsoda; I’m going. Now. *runs off*
Nudge; Forget him. Let’s follow StarSplizz.
Everyone followed StarSplizz to the track where IlluhZhion was. They went through the portal and appeared on the starting line of a cement raceway floating in what seemed to be the middle of a storm.
Popplio; At least there’s water. Anyone see a slide anywhere?
Dark; Look it’s IlluhZhion
Toad; And he’s in trouble…
IlluhZhion was lying on the ground surrounded by a crowd. The people were beating him and starting to drag him to the plane.
Melee; There’s a bus coming, if we ride it we can reach IlluhZhion faster.
Dark; Got it.
Dark jumped into the bus as it passed and made the blue toad driver stop it. Then everyone got in.
Nudge; I’m driving. *jams the accelerator down*
Noob; I didn’t know buses could drift around corners. *goes back to screaming*
The bus plowed into the crowd, scattering people everywhere.
Nudge; Look at them fly!
Melee; Are they… Knoah?
Popplio; They’re the clones!
Blue Toad Bus Driver; What is going on here😭😭😭?!?!?!
Dark; Wait… Knoah is… What? Who?
Xrunner48; No time for that. We need to help IlluhZhion!
Melee; Die, puny Knoahs!
MisterCringeh; I’ll get IlluhZhion. *vanishes*
Melee, Nudge, and Dark fought the clones, while Sorbet started sneaking toward the plane. The Blue Toad started slinging a variety of bob-ombs, green shells, and profanities at the clones as well.
Fiery; That’s the last of the clones, is IlluhZhion here?
MisterCringeh; He’s here, but unconscious.
Xrunner48; Sorbet is sabotaging the plane. Soon we’ll find Knoah.
Knoah; It’s too late for that!
Dark; Oh no
Knoah; Now that you know who I am, let me personally give you this message. K and Toad99 are dead, and soon you will be too! I forced K to create a weapon that will destroy MKPC city, soon my clones will have placed it.
Popplio; O come on.
Blue Toad Bus Driver; Green Shell!
Knoah; Ow! You will pay for that. OOF! *sees arrow sticking out of his back*
Dietsoda; Get him!
They all ran to grab Knoah, but he locked himself into the plane. However, it wouldn’t start, and he couldn’t make it take off.
Knoah; Not good
Fiery; WE”VE GOT HIM! WE”VE GOT HIM! YESSSSSS!!!
Knoah; Fortunately there’s the backup system. *flips a switch*
The plane began to fly away.
Fiery; Aw BLEEP
Dietsoda; You lost him! After all that! Stupid mayflies!
Nudge; Hey, Sorbet was supposed to stop it from working!
Sorbet; Sorry, I didn’t know there was a backup.
Dietsoda; SORRY isn’t enough!
As Knoah flew away, the heroes argued on the track. They were frustrated that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t stop Knoah. And he’d been pretending to be a friend all this time.
Will the heroes be able to mend the hard feelings and work on stopping Knoah? What is the weapon and how can they find out about it? Is anyone else mixed up in the villain’s plot? Find out in episode #6!
Sorry Dark😢
. Maybe you can join him later on. @TJ_K4RT I need your personality for this fanfic if you still want to join.ok so uhhhhhhhh
basically just a chill guy, doesn't really take anything seriously.
Oh sorry tj this fanfic is ended. I've decided to quit the forums due to them being plagued with negativity, arguments, rule-breakers, etc. Really sorry to everyone who liked the fanfic. Bye
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