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14274 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-04-17 at 02:59:23
If you're going to be Mario, you'll spend most of your time saving the princess and doing parkour in the Mushroom Kingdom.
If you're going to be Luigi, you're going to visit the mansion, become kind of overpowered, and see Shy Guy's actual face in one of the Mario sports games.
If you're going to be Peach, you'll become the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom with the Toads like your servants, but sometime you'll be captured by Bowser.
If you're going to be Daisy, you'll have most of the spotlight in Super Mario Land, and see a lot of Shy Guys in Sarasaland than the Mushroom Kingdom.
If you're going to be Toad, there will be many of you scattered throughout the Mushroom Kingdom and will have different jobs to do, and the captain can't really jump when he's on his adventure.
If you're going to be Yoshi, either Mario or Luigi will hop on your back and ride you, while you stick your elongated tongue out to get enemies.
If you're going to be a Goomba, you're mostly going to get your head stomped on a lot. Nobody will probably even watch.
If you're going to be a Koopa Troopa, you're in for a real pain, because you have yourself spinning from pipe to pipe, having your shell taken, and lose your time to listen to Bowser. And don't forget the pit beneath, Paratroopas.
If you're going to be a Piranha Plant, you basically just come in and out of a pipe, and nothing else. Unless you sing in the Flower Kingdom.
If you're going to be a Hammer Bro, some gamers will despise at Super Mario Bros. just of how quick you are when you throw hammers.
If you're going to be a Thwomp, you have to wait all day just to crush someone below you.
If you're going to be a Wiggler, once you get bounced on, you turn red and start having a temper tantrum, that lasts a while.
If you're going to be a Bullet Bill, you have that focused face of trying to attack Mario and his friends, but once you get stepped on, you fall to the pit.
If you're going to be a Pokey, Mario and his friends will have a hard time trying to get over you, but when they do, be careful, because a shell might be on its way.
If you're going to be a Spike, I hope your throat won't hurt, because spikeballs will eject out of your mouth as a way to attack.
If you're going to be a Shy Guy, you're not really shy, just some secrets will be only led to you. Even about hiding your face with a mask.
If you're going to be Luigi, you're going to visit the mansion, become kind of overpowered, and see Shy Guy's actual face in one of the Mario sports games.
If you're going to be Peach, you'll become the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom with the Toads like your servants, but sometime you'll be captured by Bowser.
If you're going to be Daisy, you'll have most of the spotlight in Super Mario Land, and see a lot of Shy Guys in Sarasaland than the Mushroom Kingdom.
If you're going to be Toad, there will be many of you scattered throughout the Mushroom Kingdom and will have different jobs to do, and the captain can't really jump when he's on his adventure.
If you're going to be Yoshi, either Mario or Luigi will hop on your back and ride you, while you stick your elongated tongue out to get enemies.
If you're going to be a Goomba, you're mostly going to get your head stomped on a lot. Nobody will probably even watch.
If you're going to be a Koopa Troopa, you're in for a real pain, because you have yourself spinning from pipe to pipe, having your shell taken, and lose your time to listen to Bowser. And don't forget the pit beneath, Paratroopas.
If you're going to be a Piranha Plant, you basically just come in and out of a pipe, and nothing else. Unless you sing in the Flower Kingdom.
If you're going to be a Hammer Bro, some gamers will despise at Super Mario Bros. just of how quick you are when you throw hammers.
If you're going to be a Thwomp, you have to wait all day just to crush someone below you.
If you're going to be a Wiggler, once you get bounced on, you turn red and start having a temper tantrum, that lasts a while.
If you're going to be a Bullet Bill, you have that focused face of trying to attack Mario and his friends, but once you get stepped on, you fall to the pit.
If you're going to be a Pokey, Mario and his friends will have a hard time trying to get over you, but when they do, be careful, because a shell might be on its way.
If you're going to be a Spike, I hope your throat won't hurt, because spikeballs will eject out of your mouth as a way to attack.
If you're going to be a Shy Guy, you're not really shy, just some secrets will be only led to you. Even about hiding your face with a mask.
But what if you're Shy Gal?
[NSFK & NSFW] report people with innapropriate/mean usernames
On 2025-04-30 at 22:54:24
@JosephStalin13
Edit: For those facepalming this, you are all pretty stupid
Edit: For those facepalming this, you are all pretty stupid
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Would you rather
On 2025-04-17 at 23:48:17
Would you rather only eat soap bars or deodorant for the rest of your life
Edit: y̴̧̢̛̺̘̖͚̣̳̅͂̍͌͆̋͌̐͝ó̸̯̞̣̪̯̣̭͈̆͒̈ư̵̠͕͚̲̰̲̬̊͛̄̾̍͝ ̴̹̟͙͑a̷̛͇̾́͋̕̚r̴̢̢̤̤͖̮̻̓̊̏͒͊̐͝ȩ̴̬͓̀ ̴̘̐̑̓̽̂́̆̚͠n̵͕̲̙̠͈̝̮͕͙͗̄̕ơ̷̡̫̯͇̮̦̇̊̽̾͒̿͜͠t̸̛̫̜̙͚̅͊͐̆̽͠ ̴̲͓͔̥͍̤̩̀ä̸̡̛͓̬̗͍̖̬͔̺̓̃͒̈̕ļ̷̣̪̮͇͚͉̪̼̄̀́̀͒͌͋̈̕l̴̥̣̗̺͖̩̏̓̓͆̅͗̏̃̀̀o̸̰̙̩̹̰̓̃̋̃̀̀w̶̻̪͖͕̝̙̭͒̆̏̍̅̎̃ḙ̷̭̗̙͓̈̽́̇̍̈́͝d̴͚̫͕̥̐͌̂̐̏͘͘ ̵̡͕͎̞́́́͑̈́́̚͘t̸̛͕̑̂̋̒͠ǫ̶͋͆̂̆̄̌̑͊̓̃ ̶̻͖̮̮̩̮̹̔͊̿͋̒p̸͕͓̼͖̼̩̠̭̫̈́̈́͌͑̉͋̍i̷̢̘͖̬͉̥̥̎̎̓c̵̢̞͓͓̒̈̔̑̔͌͋̔̈͜ͅk̵̥̳̭͉̠̙͍͑ ̷̢̺̙̠͖̆̒̾́͝ͅn̵̖̟̬̩͓͚̼̤̏̂̎́̓̑̉̂̕͠ͅè̷̛̦͋̄͆͐̐̾̏i̷̡̥͉̫͛̅̎͊͊͆̊͒͊͂ţ̵͙̽̓̇́̉ͅh̵̢̭̰͍̳̞̖̦͚̎͑͗̔̈́̉͘͘ê̸̖̺͕̭̱͖̌̈́̇ȑ̴̫̫̣̂͂
Edit: y̴̧̢̛̺̘̖͚̣̳̅͂̍͌͆̋͌̐͝ó̸̯̞̣̪̯̣̭͈̆͒̈ư̵̠͕͚̲̰̲̬̊͛̄̾̍͝ ̴̹̟͙͑a̷̛͇̾́͋̕̚r̴̢̢̤̤͖̮̻̓̊̏͒͊̐͝ȩ̴̬͓̀ ̴̘̐̑̓̽̂́̆̚͠n̵͕̲̙̠͈̝̮͕͙͗̄̕ơ̷̡̫̯͇̮̦̇̊̽̾͒̿͜͠t̸̛̫̜̙͚̅͊͐̆̽͠ ̴̲͓͔̥͍̤̩̀ä̸̡̛͓̬̗͍̖̬͔̺̓̃͒̈̕ļ̷̣̪̮͇͚͉̪̼̄̀́̀͒͌͋̈̕l̴̥̣̗̺͖̩̏̓̓͆̅͗̏̃̀̀o̸̰̙̩̹̰̓̃̋̃̀̀w̶̻̪͖͕̝̙̭͒̆̏̍̅̎̃ḙ̷̭̗̙͓̈̽́̇̍̈́͝d̴͚̫͕̥̐͌̂̐̏͘͘ ̵̡͕͎̞́́́͑̈́́̚͘t̸̛͕̑̂̋̒͠ǫ̶͋͆̂̆̄̌̑͊̓̃ ̶̻͖̮̮̩̮̹̔͊̿͋̒p̸͕͓̼͖̼̩̠̭̫̈́̈́͌͑̉͋̍i̷̢̘͖̬͉̥̥̎̎̓c̵̢̞͓͓̒̈̔̑̔͌͋̔̈͜ͅk̵̥̳̭͉̠̙͍͑ ̷̢̺̙̠͖̆̒̾́͝ͅn̵̖̟̬̩͓͚̼̤̏̂̎́̓̑̉̂̕͠ͅè̷̛̦͋̄͆͐̐̾̏i̷̡̥͉̫͛̅̎͊͊͆̊͒͊͂ţ̵͙̽̓̇́̉ͅh̵̢̭̰͍̳̞̖̦͚̎͑͗̔̈́̉͘͘ê̸̖̺͕̭̱͖̌̈́̇ȑ̴̫̫̣̂͂
Deodorant because I'll just drink a spray bottle and not have to eat an entire bar of soap.
On 2025-04-13 at 22:41:57
would you rather only eat pie for the rest of your life or only eat cake for the rest of your life.
up pie
down cake
up pie
down cake
The people who are voting for cake is not thinking about what they need for nutrition and they will die
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1On 2025-04-13 at 13:47:51
Would you rather repeat the same day over and over again until you kill an evil supervillain or jump 1.1x higher every day of your life, whenever you jump you always jump at your maximum height 
1On 2025-04-09 at 02:18:47
Would you rather eat undercooked meat or worm-infested meat
Up: undercooked
Down: worm-infested
Up: undercooked
Down: worm-infested
Undercooked, I'll just have a tiny nibble
1On 2025-04-08 at 15:36:24
Would you rather fight a gorilla once or fight 10 chickens every time you open a door?
/!\ MKPC Account Information Leak: Important!! /!\
On 2025-04-27 at 22:59:39
This topic actually got a response from Tendo himself xD
Edit: That bozo got banned in minutes!!
I'm locking it now.
Edit: That bozo got banned in minutes!!
I'm locking it now.
On 2025-04-26 at 01:29:02
Context
As of 2 days ago, Tendo has returned to his usual activity of trying to steal account information on Mario Kart PC, such as: passwords emails, usernames etc. It has been found that Tendo will be leaking this information on 200 users to the public on 28th April 2025.
I made this topic to help you keep your account safe from any future attacks and make sure this never happens again.
How To Protect Your Account
As of 2 days ago, Tendo has returned to his usual activity of trying to steal account information on Mario Kart PC, such as: passwords emails, usernames etc. It has been found that Tendo will be leaking this information on 200 users to the public on 28th April 2025.
I made this topic to help you keep your account safe from any future attacks and make sure this never happens again.
How To Protect Your Account
If you're reading this then you are one of two people:
Type 1:
You thought Tendo was going to be a huge threat to Mario Kart PC, which in this case makes you a fucking idiot for thinking so
Don't worry Mario Kart PC is and will be safe from "hackers" like this. Don't believe all the information you see online without checking the facts, sillies
Type 2:
You were curious to where this was going so you decided to click on it anyway, but I can guarantee a solid 60% of you thought this was real. You're also pretty stupid for wasting your time on this
Type 1:
You thought Tendo was going to be a huge threat to Mario Kart PC, which in this case makes you a fucking idiot for thinking so
Don't worry Mario Kart PC is and will be safe from "hackers" like this. Don't believe all the information you see online without checking the facts, sillies
Type 2:
You were curious to where this was going so you decided to click on it anyway, but I can guarantee a solid 60% of you thought this was real. You're also pretty stupid for wasting your time on this
dude you're 24 days late check your calender next time
Woah you must be some sort of time traveller or something
On 2025-04-24 at 10:21:54
Context
As of 2 days ago, Tendo has returned to his usual activity of trying to steal account information on Mario Kart PC, such as: passwords emails, usernames etc. It has been found that Tendo will be leaking this information on 200 users to the public on 28th April 2025.
I made this topic to help you keep your account safe from any future attacks and make sure this never happens again.
How To Protect Your Account
As of 2 days ago, Tendo has returned to his usual activity of trying to steal account information on Mario Kart PC, such as: passwords emails, usernames etc. It has been found that Tendo will be leaking this information on 200 users to the public on 28th April 2025.
I made this topic to help you keep your account safe from any future attacks and make sure this never happens again.
How To Protect Your Account
If you're reading this then you are one of two people:
Type 1:
You thought Tendo was going to be a huge threat to Mario Kart PC, which in this case makes you a fucking idiot for thinking so
Don't worry Mario Kart PC is and will be safe from "hackers" like this. Don't believe all the information you see online without checking the facts, sillies
Type 2:
You were curious to where this was going so you decided to click on it anyway, but I can guarantee a solid 60% of you thought this was real. You're also pretty stupid for wasting your time on this
Type 1:
You thought Tendo was going to be a huge threat to Mario Kart PC, which in this case makes you a fucking idiot for thinking so
Don't worry Mario Kart PC is and will be safe from "hackers" like this. Don't believe all the information you see online without checking the facts, sillies
Type 2:
You were curious to where this was going so you decided to click on it anyway, but I can guarantee a solid 60% of you thought this was real. You're also pretty stupid for wasting your time on this
An announcement...
On 2025-04-24 at 08:48:25
I hate it here, i'm leaving
alr nudgy cya tomorrow
@Wargor?
On 2025-04-27 at 00:58:42
Yeah. Comp is much harder on 150cc. I have 9 200cc wrs but only one top 5 on 150cc. It's a whole different level.
1. Get rid of your AI generated Hitler profile picture, you stinky bozo
2. You don't even have any time trial records
2On 2025-04-27 at 00:46:51
Btw, getting top 5 in 200cc is about the same difficulty as getting a WR in 150cc.
Okay so, as someone who did every track in both 150 and 200cc, trust me getting a good position is WAY easier in 200cc because 99% of times aren't even close to being optimised, and less people play on 200cc so yep, I did get some top 3 times in 200cc at some point but i'm nowhere close to be able to pull the same thing in 150cc
It's easier to get a higher placement on 200cc, but it's harder to get points, because there are less players, there are less spots that will grant you 8pts.
On 2025-04-27 at 00:42:08
200cc is actually really good because if you get those fast reaction times and learn how to do smooth lines in 200cc, you can use those skills in 150cc and it feels like slow motion likje an easier 200cc!
the thing is he wont use those skills in 150cc
That is another sign that Southcat should start playing some 150cc. Btw, getting top 5 depending on the track and it's difficulty in 200cc is about the same difficulty as getting a WR in 150cc.
@--T-- you are just guessing my answer is wrong like have you actually gotten a 150cc WR or top 5 200cc
Alright I feel like I have something to say here since I have set world records in 150cc and 200cc.
I just want to say it's the other way round, having a world record in 200cc is around the equivalent of having a top 10 on a GBA/DS track and a top 20 on a SNES track.
200cc has much less competition than 150cc does. Don't get me wrong, you will still see some hard 200cc records like SNES Mario Circuit 1, however 150cc is much harder to get a world record on trust me. I've set like 20+ on 200cc and only Shroom Ridge on 150cc.
Edit: The reason you don't see any 1st places on my profile is because all of my records were targeted back when I was banned, so these are all former wrs
You can still check the world record history tho
That's enough of me yapping now.
1On 2025-04-26 at 15:39:28
200cc is actually really good because if you get those fast reaction times and learn how to do smooth lines in 200cc, you can use those skills in 150cc and it feels like slow motion likje an easier 200cc!
On 2025-04-26 at 13:28:53
i beat a time on gba bowser castle 2 (i got 50.360) and i registered it but it deleted my ghost
proof:
proof:
That's a sign you should quit 200cc and play 150
oh screw off you arse
get with the rest of the 150cc arseholes and be shamed
200cc player here.
@Anthcny is right, this is your sign to play 150cc
4funny challenges
On 2025-04-24 at 23:22:05
wait I just thought of a very evil one
make the longest track possible
set it to the max limit of 9 laps
then use the url feature to blast the biggest dumpster fire of music you will ever hear
with at least 24 characters that you have
to race against
idk if thats even allowed
because its just the most horrifying idea a user
could come up with
make the longest track possible
set it to the max limit of 9 laps
then use the url feature to blast the biggest dumpster fire of music you will ever hear
with at least 24 characters that you have
to race against
idk if thats even allowed
because its just the most horrifying idea a user
could come up with
That should be allowed, but do remember you have to actually beat your challenge before you can upload it.
I think I made the longest challenge on Mario Kart PC, although I'm not too sure, it takes like 6+ hours.
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=162763
On 2025-04-24 at 22:30:19
I'm thinking of doing some
24-200 players on a really small track
24-200 players on a really small track
this is deviously evil and i love it. im stealing your idea
Please read what I've just posted before you make a challenge like that.
On 2025-04-24 at 22:29:04
I'm thinking of doing some funny challenges
i've got some ideas
100 players
24-200 players on a really small track
then that's it really
i've got some ideas
100 players
24-200 players on a really small track
then that's it really
Challenge Validator here.
I just want to say that when you create challenges that have 100+ racers, it lags the game quite a lot. So any challenges that have a stupidly high number of racers (100+) will immediately be rejected.
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