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6099 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-02-04 at 05:37:47
I hate pretending I'm fine just to make people happy
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1On 2024-01-25 at 21:36:56
lely thought she could do damage. 💀💀
Hey appreciate the dumbassery (c'mon at least half of users here are part of the LGBTQ+ if ya think that's wise to say then grow braincells in that empty mass called your skull) but not here bro, c'mon
2On 2023-11-01 at 21:50:06
One thing I hate is that I get constant ear worms. First, Paradise by George Ezra, then Blast Processing by Waterflame and now Milkshake by meganeko. I don't know how this is even happening but I think it's because *deep breath and waits for beat drop* GEOMETRY DASH *epik music* jkjk, it's definitely because of GD though, because I completed Blast Processing, then got it stuck in my head, and now I've been watching the GD Custom Level, BuTiTi II, which uses Milkshake by meganeko and it's just such a catchy song and I can not get it out of my head aaaa
For real, I found myself singing Past Regrets, Future Threats by Call Atlantis in the middle of the night last night and now I can't get that song outta my head lol
Yeah, also my ear worm has gotten so bad that I just want to post the songs I have gotten stuck in my head and I don't know why
Okay I'll list all my earworms in the past week:
- Three Fairies SAY YA!!! (Shinra-Banshō)
- Till Depth do us Part (Splatoon 3)
- Past Regrets, Future Threats (Call Atlantis)
- Déjà vu (Max Coveri)
- I Don't Care (VIOLENT VIRA)
- Break Through it All (Sleeping with Sirens)
- Witchblades (Li'l Peep)
- All Éire will Quake (Máel Mórdha)
- Drunken Sailor (Irish Rovers)
- Rasputin (Boney M)
- This is Mongol (The HU)
- Wolf Totem (The HU)
- U.N Owen was Her? (A-One ft. HIKO)
- Not Today (BTS)
- Mouse Computer Advert
- Flower (Jisoo)
- That's What You Get (Paramore)
- Monster (both the Paramore and Skillet songs)
- The Game is Over (Evanescence)
- Wasted on You (Evanescence)
- A Stranger I Remain (Maniac Agenda)
- Stockholm Syndrome (MUSE)
On 2023-11-01 at 21:34:36
One thing I hate is that I get constant ear worms. First, Paradise by George Ezra, then Blast Processing by Waterflame and now Milkshake by meganeko. I don't know how this is even happening but I think it's because *deep breath and waits for beat drop* GEOMETRY DASH *epik music* jkjk, it's definitely because of GD though, because I completed Blast Processing, then got it stuck in my head, and now I've been watching the GD Custom Level, BuTiTi II, which uses Milkshake by meganeko and it's just such a catchy song and I can not get it out of my head aaaa
For real, I found myself singing Past Regrets, Future Threats by Call Atlantis in the middle of the night last night and now I can't get that song outta my head lol
On 2023-11-01 at 18:51:10
Something recent that majorly annoys me is when I try to SET BOUNDARIES with people and then they just say 'Oh BuT i FeEl TaRgEtEd' – honestly if you feel that targeted don't say that narcissistic bullshit and just change your behavior 
Another thing I hate is when I'm trying to talk about something but I just get interrupted and labeled as cringe, like jeez I'm just trying to talk so let me speak for once in my godforsaken life
Another thing I hate is when I'm trying to talk about something but I just get interrupted and labeled as cringe, like jeez I'm just trying to talk so let me speak for once in my godforsaken life
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2On 2023-11-01 at 12:18:44
Lol I'm Catholic 👀 wanna hear my opinion...
Look honestly I feel like the reason people don't like religion is because there are always those prominent people who use it to oppress others. As someone who has studied several religions, I can say that the way some people act does not reflect what the faiths support. I also don't agree with forcing religious views onto other people, especially on harsh levels. I think people can have their differences without being criticised for it.
Altho religion is kinda considered a "sensitive topic" idk if we should be discussing such things here lol. But as long as you have good morals and treat others well then you're fine by me, regardless of religion, gender, culture etc.
Look honestly I feel like the reason people don't like religion is because there are always those prominent people who use it to oppress others. As someone who has studied several religions, I can say that the way some people act does not reflect what the faiths support. I also don't agree with forcing religious views onto other people, especially on harsh levels. I think people can have their differences without being criticised for it.
Altho religion is kinda considered a "sensitive topic" idk if we should be discussing such things here lol. But as long as you have good morals and treat others well then you're fine by me, regardless of religion, gender, culture etc.
Absolutely agreed. I may not be religious but I'm not going to fuck with you but only if you won't either. We're humans.
Unfortunately, things like extremism exist, and they can paint a really bad name on all types of religion, including atheism.
I'd also like to say that not being a certain religion or doing something that's not allowed by your religion (e.g. being part of LGBT) is NOT discrimination towards it.
Case in point:
My religion doesn't affect you. Yours shouldn't, either.
For real, me being a Mongolian bisexual trans girl and a chimera isn't harming anyone so don't harm me over my own existence. Likewise I'm not going to throw shade on you for being religious but there's a very clear line in place for a reason.
On 2023-11-01 at 07:16:53
I hate:
- discrimination of any type
- judgemental people
- gaslighters and victim blamers
- people that enjoy harming others
- wars and conflicts
- illnesses, diseases and disabilities
- abrahamic religions (please don't ban/cancel me)
- my lack of motivation and energy
- my lack of luck when trying to validate my impossible challenges on MKPC
- my brokeness
- my immaturity (I might look mature on MKPC but real life is different)
- my music addiction (it got so bad my parents confiscated my ipod)
- my scrolling addiction
- my insomnia
- my lack of appetite
- my OCD
- my acne
- my lack of IRL friends
- my allergies
- my fear of ending up in an horrible afterlife after my death
- my inability to complete NNN due to being really heavily addicted to... you know...
- my straight up psychopathic fetishes
- discrimination of any type
- judgemental people
- gaslighters and victim blamers
- people that enjoy harming others
- wars and conflicts
- illnesses, diseases and disabilities
- abrahamic religions (please don't ban/cancel me)
- my lack of motivation and energy
- my lack of luck when trying to validate my impossible challenges on MKPC
- my brokeness
- my immaturity (I might look mature on MKPC but real life is different)
- my music addiction (it got so bad my parents confiscated my ipod)
- my scrolling addiction
- my insomnia
- my lack of appetite
- my OCD
- my acne
- my lack of IRL friends
- my allergies
- my fear of ending up in an horrible afterlife after my death
- my inability to complete NNN due to being really heavily addicted to... you know...
- my straight up psychopathic fetishes
Growing up in a strict Christian household I can relate to many of your struggles, it certainly messes up your head. Now I'm a pagan with a healthy affiliation with Asian Occultism so these overreligious fools can shove their strict Abrahamic values where the sun don't shine I guess
Right now I'm irreligious but interested in occultism/spirituality although I've never done anything of that sort yet
(IDC that it's not scientific, my personal life isn't anyone else's business so don't judge me anyone )Honestly judging someone for being themselves is so stupid, also I get where you're coming from about the OCD part. I'm ADHD and honestly Christianity is like a foreign concept to my brain. And I too couldn't disagree more with some of these Abrahamic values, I mean according to some Christians I may as well be burned for being a chimera, transgender female, Mongolian etc.
On 2023-11-01 at 06:58:28
I hate:
- discrimination of any type
- judgemental people
- gaslighters and victim blamers
- people that enjoy harming others
- wars and conflicts
- illnesses, diseases and disabilities
- abrahamic religions (please don't ban/cancel me)
- my lack of motivation and energy
- my lack of luck when trying to validate my impossible challenges on MKPC
- my brokeness
- my immaturity (I might look mature on MKPC but real life is different)
- my music addiction (it got so bad my parents confiscated my ipod)
- my scrolling addiction
- my insomnia
- my lack of appetite
- my OCD
- my acne
- my lack of IRL friends
- my allergies
- my fear of ending up in an horrible afterlife after my death
- my inability to complete NNN due to being really heavily addicted to... you know...
- my straight up psychopathic fetishes
- discrimination of any type
- judgemental people
- gaslighters and victim blamers
- people that enjoy harming others
- wars and conflicts
- illnesses, diseases and disabilities
- abrahamic religions (please don't ban/cancel me)
- my lack of motivation and energy
- my lack of luck when trying to validate my impossible challenges on MKPC
- my brokeness
- my immaturity (I might look mature on MKPC but real life is different)
- my music addiction (it got so bad my parents confiscated my ipod)
- my scrolling addiction
- my insomnia
- my lack of appetite
- my OCD
- my acne
- my lack of IRL friends
- my allergies
- my fear of ending up in an horrible afterlife after my death
- my inability to complete NNN due to being really heavily addicted to... you know...
- my straight up psychopathic fetishes
Growing up in a strict Christian household I can relate to many of your struggles, it certainly messes up your head. Now I'm a pagan with a healthy affiliation with Asian Occultism so these overreligious fools can shove their strict Abrahamic values where the sun don't shine I guess
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1On 2023-10-30 at 20:37:33
Okay I actually have a few things I hate:
- People making fun of my name (as I've mentioned prior)
- The whole 'You're too this, you're too that' mentality
- Narcissism/Vanity
- Racism
- Confrontation
- Being held accountable for something I didn't even do
- People being condescending bitches to me and then passing it off as banter
- People who try to get me involved in others' business just so I can get used as a human shield for when the latter party gets pissed off
- Being told I'm 'too tall to be a girl', 'too white to be an Asian' etc.
- People mocking me for having chimerism
- People making fun of my name (as I've mentioned prior)
- The whole 'You're too this, you're too that' mentality
- Narcissism/Vanity
- Racism
- Confrontation
- Being held accountable for something I didn't even do
- People being condescending bitches to me and then passing it off as banter
- People who try to get me involved in others' business just so I can get used as a human shield for when the latter party gets pissed off
- Being told I'm 'too tall to be a girl', 'too white to be an Asian' etc.
- People mocking me for having chimerism
31On 2023-10-22 at 09:43:43
Okay I'm gonna need to let off a Huancha's worth of steam here: I HATE people making jokes out of my ethnicity or my name. I can't go for a goddamn second without someone taking the piss out of my real name (if you're THAT fussed my real name is Xiang Mai) and it's not even a little thing like people saying I don't look like a girl, it's genuinely perverted comments like 'Xiang me up the ass' or 'Mai cock is throbbing' (for context my name is pronounced like Shang My). I'm not trying to make myself look like the world's worst snowflake, but I'm genuinely pissed off with this perversion, but if you wanna call me a snowflake then fine I guess.
On 2023-10-21 at 15:31:20
social studies
You can say that again. All you ever learn about in my grade is why university's apparently so great and then you're getting pressured into going there. There's also sexual education which you know is gonna turn out terribly when the entire class is addicted to TikTok... Also there's religious studies which in my eyes makes absolutely no sense to teach but you still gotta learn it for some reason or other.
1On 2023-10-20 at 18:25:19
k-pop
cant wait to get cancelled/opinion bashed by some people
No. I will be too busy writing an essay as to why saying you hate furries a lot while using the 🤮 emoji is foolishly rude.
I guess some people still believe that all furries are zoophiles sadly. I don't have a problem with furries but some people take things too far.
On 2023-10-19 at 19:51:12
@Dietsoda the problem most of the times aren't the cats but some of the cat owners. They let it rule the whole house. Also dogs are cuter, fight me.
Hey what about snakes, they're too freaking cute, especially Californian Kingsnakes 😍
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1What's the weirdest dream you've had?
On 2024-04-21 at 08:34:34
i had a dream where everyone was forced into being a sex slave by toy animals
You always have the most out of pocket dreams 💀
Sounds like a poorly hidden fetish if you ask me
its not a fetish, its a random thought that comes in my head when i dont want it to..
Says the one who simps for Mr. Saturn...
Also I'm sorry but yes it does sound like a fetish, or a fantasy at the very least
3On 2024-04-21 at 07:29:21
i had a dream where everyone was forced into being a sex slave by toy animals
You always have the most out of pocket dreams 💀
Sounds like a poorly hidden fetish if you ask me
On 2024-01-16 at 08:22:02
My dreams for the past 3 nights: Naughty dream about Pixel- *interrupted by me coughing harshly like I'm gonna die*
On 2024-01-08 at 18:59:14
When I was younger I used to be friends with a girl whom I developed my first true crush on, then as time went on she slowly became absent from people's lives to the point that she was even deemed dead by my friends. Then a few weeks later I had a dream where I found a treasure map detailing a place in my local park where the treasure was buried. I dug up the treasure chest and inside was just ash and a note saying "She's not dead". Oddly enough, a few days after the dream, I was walking through the park with my friends and in that exact same spot where the treasure was buried, that girl was sitting. Never talked to her after that day.
Kinda eerie, right?
Kinda eerie, right?
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1The Koopa Life - Ask the Koopalings !
On 2025-07-17 at 10:49:01
Hey guys, so this is something I wanted to try out with my latest fanfic, The Koopa Life. All you need to do is ask a question relating to some or one of the characters in the fanfic, and I'll choose some to be answered by the Koopalings in a future interim episode of the fic!
P.S.: If your question isn't answered in one episode, then it'll likely be answered in another (this will happen maybe two or three times in a Season)
P.S.: If your question isn't answered in one episode, then it'll likely be answered in another (this will happen maybe two or three times in a Season)
2Fanfic - The Koopa Life
On 2025-07-17 at 10:15:11
Chapter 1-2: The Mohs Annoying Thing To Ever Happen
Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm
Bowser's Castle, 04:30 pm
Junior: Why, hello there, Midget.
Lemmy: You're the last person who should be getting the first line in any of VanillaSprinklz' fanfiction.
Junior: (Wails) That's no way to talk to your to-be king, you ungrateful Karen! Now be a good peasant and get back to working on my chariot!
Lemmy: After what happened this morning you're in no position to speak down upon me. And, by the way, I've done all of my chores, so if you don't mind I'll be taking these cookies and this coffee up to my room.
Junior: (Growls) No you haven't! You still have to work on my war chariot!
Lemmy: Of course, my priority in life should be doing something your bratty ass could easily do if you weren't just sat there ordering us around and starting a tyrannical bitchfest! I'm oh so sorry that I'm enjoying the little free time I get instead of tending to your defunct Koopa Clown Car!
With that, Lemmy left for her room with the cookies and coffee mug in hand. Junior just flung himself on the floor and started squealing and wailing like the immature toddler he is. The former was sitting in her room that was adorned in countless plushies and crystals, sipping her coffee and eating cookies, when all of a sudden there was a knock on her door. She curiously opened it, and Iggy was standing there, wrench in hand.
Lemmy: Oh, hey, Iggy.
Iggy: Ugh, this is just great.
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you try mixing erbium, oxygen, titanium and carbon?
Iggy: No! It's just... ugh, come with me to the kitchen.
When the pair of them got to the kitchen, they saw a huge Morton blocking the doorway.
Morton: Hey Larry, I found the donuts. Larry? Oh well, guess I'll eat these for myself.
Lemmy: Morton, what the hell?!
Morton: Oh, hey, Lemmy. Want a donut?
Lemmy: Iggy, what the actual fuck is going on?!
Iggy: (Growls) It's the Starman Cannon! After we got hit with the energy blast it's caused all this!
Lemmy: The phrase "no shit, Sherlock" comes to mind.
Iggy: Can you be serious for once?! I don't even know how it erupted! I just went to fix it and then a huge bolt of electricity came from my wrench and blew it up!
Lemmy: That's the kind of bullshit Junior would come up with after destroying the castle overnight just so he wouldn't get an ass-whooping from dad.
Larry: Wait, Lemmy, how come your powers aren't going haywire? Iggy blew Wendy's ShyPhone 16 up just by touching it earlier, and I started to grow gills underwater!
Without warning, Ludwig appeared from literally nowhere.
Ludwig: Yes, because we'd certainly believe everything that a snotty-nosed teenager says.
Morton: The hell did Ludwig come from?
Ludwig: Maybe you'd have seen me coming if you all weren't so preoccupied with all these bogus coincidences that have occurred between this episode and the previous. Also, not to be rude, but Morton, this "diet" of yours clearly isn't working.
Morton: Hey! I ate three Brussels sprouts this year!
Lemmy: Congratulations, now go find a toothbrush.
Iggy: Wait, Lemmy, how come your power levels aren't flicking on and off? Says here your power levels have remained constant since this morning when you first got them.
Ludwig: Please, you're as stupid as Larry when he sees an AI song on BooTube about two differently coloured Yoshis from a popular mod of some children's music game falling in love with each other and getting cheated on. None of us have "powers," and if we did, they'd be there from the start.
Larry: Buppity bup-bup bup, yes-yes-
Ludwig: Yes, we all know you have terrible hygiene and have no social life outside of some poor Koopa toddlers in your BooTube comment section who genuinely enjoy your drab videos. Now shut up for the remainder of the episode and go take a bath, since you claim you love water so much.
Larry: (Whines) Fine, jerkhole. You're not a Sigmakoopa anyway! Only real Rogan Maulers know-
After going away, Larry was quickly knocked over by a reckless Junior, who then waltzed over to the rest of the Koopalings like the Queen of Sheba.
Junior: Why, hello, wank stains.
Iggy: Can you piss off? I'm trying to find out why our powers are going haywire and why Lemmy's just aren't.
Junior: There's a simple explanation for that, Nerdy. Take a look at the kitchen, of course Piggy's stuck in there. Just send him to a fat camp and it'll be okay.
Ludwig: For once I agree with Junior.
Lemmy: Junior, shut the fuck up. Something happened with Iggy's Starman Cannon and people have just gone haywire over it.
Junior: (Smirks) Good, now I can get you all kicked out of the castle for destroying everything. Have fun on the streets, peasants!
As the young Koopa plodded off to tell his father about the damage and potentially get the Koopalings evicted, the siblings were all just completely shocked.
Wendy: (Cries) Dumb scientist brother makes invention and gets us evicted for it. #FML
Lemmy: Yeah, great going, Iggy. Because of your stupid inventions Larry actually has to go outside, Wendy needs to get off of her ShyPhone for more than five seconds, Morton needs to go on a diet and I have to talk to other women who aren't myself or Wendy.
Roy: Yo dudes, what's goin' on?
Lemmy: Iggy's Starman Cannon made everyone's powers go haywire and end up destroying half of the castle, so now Junior's trying to get us kicked out of the castle.
Roy: Iggy, why'd ya do that, man? I thoughts you was the cool one, not the stupid one.
Iggy: (Sighs) I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to actually help out the Darklands by making something that would power it without the need for constantly needing to dig stuff up to make electricity.
Ludwig: (Growls) You're not bloody sorry. If you were sorry, you'd have a way out of this clusterfuck as usual, but no. You break that dumb thing TWICE and you just sit there like nothing is ever your fault while Junior waltzes in like the bloody King of England and threatens to evict all of us.
Wendy: Wait, Iggy, didn't you say Lemmy's the only one whose powers weren't going crazy?
Iggy: Yeah, before. But then my own powers were affected and I blew up the meter.
Roy: I say it's worth a shot!
Lemmy: Yeah, but what do you expect me to do, fix the entire second floor with crystal walls?
Iggy: (Sighs) No, but if we can get to the Starman Cannon and you can seal it with a bunch of crystals, then we can clean up the mess easily.
Ludwig: This is even dafter than when you came up with the idea of the Starman Cannon last episode.
Iggy: Technically speaking it was VanillaSprinklz' idea to write about that thing, even if I made it in-universe.
Ludwig: Are you seriously relying on the bloody author to fix everything in a jiffy? This is a fanfiction, not Tomodachi Life.
Lemmy: Can we maybe stop arguing to have an excuse for breaking every boundary of this universe imaginable and actually focus on the task at hand, please?
Bowser: (Roars) KOOPALINGS!
Roy: That'll be about the cannon, won't it?
When the Koopalings made it to the throne room, Junior was sobbing in Bowser's arms, the latter clearly having fallen for his son's crocodile tears.
Bowser: (Snarls) You've REALLY done it this time, Koopalings!
Ludwig: The hell did we do? Iggy's the one who got us into this mess; we were looking for a way to clean up after the lazy bugger.
Iggy: Yeah dad, Ludwig's right. This is my fault.
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANNA HEAR THOSE BULLSHIT EXCUSES FROM ANY OF YOU! FIRST YOU UPSET JUNIOR AND BEAT HIM UP, THEN YOU DESTROY HALF THE CASTLE AFTER ALL I DO FOR YOU!
Lemmy: (Snarls) YEAH?! AND WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO FOR US?! YOU BELIEVE JUNIOR'S LIES ALL THE DAMN TIME AND THE ONE TIME ONE OF US CROSSES A LINE OR JUNIOR SNITCHES TO YOU, WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING SHIT!
At that everyone fell silent, even Bowser. Eventually Ludwig broke the deafening silence, his eyes wide like saucers.
Ludwig: Holy shit, Lemmy.
Wendy: Sister reasonably crashing out at dad. #SlayQueen
Bowser: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "REASONABLY," WENDY?! THAT LITTLE SHIT STAIN JUST BELLOWED AT ME FOR NO REASON!
Kamek: You did kind of yell at them over some lies that Junior told you, Bowser.
Roy: Yeah, dad. Can't lie, Lemmy just saids what we all was thinkin'. Junior's clearly ya favourite kid just 'cuz he's ya only biological one.
Bowser: (Growls) DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT?!
Ludwig: Yes. You always believe his lies, yet the moment any of us say anything even slightly out of line, you just roar and snarl at all of us as if it's any of our business in the first place.
Bowser: Wait, where the hell is Morton?
Morton: Why am I so tiny?
Iggy: Wait, that's it! Maybe we need to-
Junior: Oh, shut up, Four Eyes! Daddy, evict them all! NOW!
Kamek: Please don't fawn to his demands, Your Highness...
Bowser: JUNIOR, THE KOOPALINGS ARE DAMN RIGHT! GO TO YOUR ROOM! IF I CAN YELL AND BREATHE FIRE AT THEM, THEN I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!
Kamek: (Whispers) Hallelujah...
At that, Junior bolted upstairs in a huff, squealing and wailing.
Morton: Hey, I'm being serious. Why the hell am I small?! I'm shorter than Lemmy now!
Lemmy: Now you know what it's like to be the smallest Koopaling, Great Wall of China.
Morton: What's that?
Iggy: Morton, did you ever actually go to school?
Morton: Yeah, I was there for lunch.
Lemmy: That explains why you can eat literally anything and everything, and why your skull's as bottomless as your stomach is.
After the Koopalings left the throne room, Iggy explained his plan to them.
Iggy: Well I think I have a way to stop the Starman Cannon from destroying even more of the castle.
Ludwig: Let's hear it then, Isaac Newton.
Iggy: Well, I've noticed that each of you have your own unique powers. Since Larry can breathe underwater, he can go fish out the Starman Cannon that I tossed into the castle pool. Morton can change his size to block the door to prevent any more of the energy from leaking out. I'll deactivate it by zapping it with electricity, at which Lemmy will encase it in crystal, Roy will destroy it, and we all get out of the lab before we go haywire again.
Wendy: Wait, what'll me and Ludwig do?
Iggy: You can post the entire thing to your GoomBook and TikTokClok, I guess. As for Ludwig, he can just go to Victorian London in his dreams for all I care.
Morton: This isn't fair, why does VanillaSprinklz always add in references I don't understand?
Lemmy: Maybe you'd understand them better if you went to school for something other than just lunch. Now stop breaking the universe's boundaries again, we have to go stop this thing before it causes any more chaos!
Junior: Why, hello there, pussies.
Ludwig: Didn't dad tell you to fuck off to your room just fifteen lines ago?
Junior: Oh, that was just a timeout! Daddy would never punish me because he loves me much more than he loves you lot combined!
Lemmy: Junior, please shut the fuck up for the remainder of the episode.
Junior: (Squeals) NO! I WILL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BOSS YOU ALL AROUND BECAUSE I AM AUTH- AUTHOR- OSTRICH- OH FORGET IT! I'M TELLING DADDY!
Ludwig: Good, we're not going back to the throne room until the very end of the episode.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
Koopalings: Likewise.
By the time the Koopalings had made it to Iggy's lab, they had completely lost sight of Junior. It was nearly time to put the plan into action.
Morton: Is this the Starman Cannon?
Lemmy: No Morton, it's the Mega Mushroom Cannon. Were you actually paying attention to the plot of this episode?
Morton: Hey, it's hard to concentrate on an empty stomach!
Lemmy: You had ample opportunities to eat anything inedible and you wait until now to say you didn't even understand a thing because you couldn't be bothered to eat a chair and Gringill baguette or something?
Iggy: Can you two stop bickering? I need to make sure you've all understood the plan.
Ludwig: Perfect, I get to sleep in my room for the rest of the episode so I don't have to deal with you guys' bullshit. Toodles!
Wendy: Siblings saving our asses for the second time today. #PopOffQueens
As everyone was getting ready to disarm the Starman Cannon, Junior came prancing downstairs once more, just as Ludwig was getting ready to go back to his room.
Ludwig: Oh great. The twat's already finished his second timeout.
Lemmy: The fuck do you want now, Junior?
Junior: (Giggles) Oh, nothing. Just wanted to see what my lovely twathead siblings were up to!
Junior waddled over to the Starman Cannon with a smirk plastered on his bulbous face, clearly scheming something.
Junior: Ooh, I wonder what these buttons do?
Iggy: Junior, don't touch that!
Junior: (Wails) Quiet, Nerdy! I'll do whatever I want!
As the petulant little miscreant was busy messing around with the Starman Cannon, the machine made a lowing noise, as if it was ready to erupt again. Lemmy made the quick decision to encase the meddler in crystals again to prevent further harm from being done.
Lemmy: Finally. That was six lines too many. Well, seven if you include Wendy making yet another pointless story to post to her Ninjigram.
Larry: (Quivers) Uh, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Larry, why the hell do you have gills? You're not in water.
Larry: Can you be serious for once, jerkface?!
Lemmy: I was being serious. Now what's the matter?
Larry: Look around...
Lemmy looked around, seeing her siblings going insane again from the effects of the Cannon near exploding, and screamed in terror.
Lemmy: Oh God, we were so preoccupied with Junior's bullshit that we forgot about disabling the Starman Cannon!
Ludwig: Well, we're the only two who seem to be unaffected by Junior's meddling, and there's no way Iggy's plan is following through now.
Lemmy: You're right, we've gotta stop the others from destroying more of the castle.
Ludwig: Well done, you've summarised the entire episode up until this point.
Lemmy: (Groans) Whatever, can we just get this over with?
The pair of them ran up to the cannon, but when Ludwig even went to push the Cannon's On-Off Switch, he was knocked back into the wall.
Lemmy: (Screams) Ludwig!
Lemmy's powers suddenly started to go out of control under the effects of the Cannon, and seeing her siblings' powers also going crazy didn't help things any.
Lemmy: (Squeals) Why am I shooting crystals everywhere like a Touhou boss?! Wait... if I can aim these towards the Cannon...
Lemmy aimed her crystal projectiles towards the Starman Cannon, and luckily, one of them hit the On-Off Switch, but she soon fell unconscious as all of her siblings' power levels went back to normal.
Larry: Lemmy!
Roy: (Sniffs) Oh no, please don't say this episode has a sad ending...
Thinking quickly, Wendy put her hand against Lemmy's jugular. A pulse. She was still alive.
Wendy: Oh good, she's still alive... but we have got to get her to her room to rest.
Morton: Does this mean I can eat her ice cream that she left in the fridge?
Ludwig: And he's forgotten about the diet plan already. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
As the Koopalings left to take Lemmy to her room to get some sleep, Junior broke his head free from the crystals, thankfully unable to throw a temper tantrum again.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!