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(This is actually a sneak peek into a few lines that I may use in Episode 4 of MKPC Battle (okay so obviously I'll alter them to fit the context of the episode, also I decided I'll change the name since the battle aspect would become far too stale over time) anyway this is how people would act if they were the complete opposite (oh shit I think Lely's gonna get inside my walls for doing this)):

Nudge: I'm in love with Lely, I'm not a misogynist, I hate sarcasm and Max is the best moderator
Chilli: KirbyBoy is my best friend, I'm mature, I wouldn't apologize if I did something wrong and Yoshis suck
Princess: I'm single, I hate everyone, life's fine and I'm not flirtatious to the point it's hard to tell whether I'm being platonic or romantic in day-to-day conversation, oh yeah and I don't have dissociative identity disorder
Max: I'm completely calm over any rating below 5/5, I don't cause a row over one of my tracks, I don't have a furry pfp and I'm perfectly fine
Cringeh: I don't simp for the Nepal countryball and the nerd emoji, and it was not the theory of MisterCringeh
Osc: I'm not sus and I hate Chihiro Fujisaki from the shitty ass game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Lely: I'm colder than the ice my shitty penguins live on, I treat everyone like shit and nobody calls me a crybaby, also K-pop is ass and essays are annoying
SYK: I'm mature and I hate people who visit the site and I don't care if someone gets banned
D4rk: I don't like TikTok and my classmates are perfectly normal
Noob: The cops are chill and I hate femboys
Krazey: My ideas aren't subjective in the slightest and I don't try to force my ideas down other people's throats
Pigeon: I don't argue with Nudge and I don't say everyone sucks for no reason, I don't create 69420 alts and I'm mature
Daisanko: Music sucks, end of
Nodac: I hate people but I love Maxence Brossard and I'm not racist

Normal day in MKPC
Max : Hello I have a personnality
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Lely : Oh that's nice, me too !
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D4rk : Slay, amogus, sussy balls, gyat are all cringe. I hate Olivia Rodrigo.
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Nudge : Hewwo UwU nya ~ ?! OwO SENPAI you're making me blush nya ~~~
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osc : I'm not a pervert
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Princess : I'm single.
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SYK : Life is all about being serious. The meaning of the days we spend on Earth deepens as the length of the life that has been offered to us increases.
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Nodac : I love Max. He's inspirational to me.
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Max : Oh 1/5 ? Idrc, who tf cares about track ratings anyways ? 💀
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Lely : I'm not copying song lyrics randomly, idgaf about anything. Kpop sucks and essays are useless.
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D4rk : I'm mature and my classmates are mentally sane.
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Nudge : Lely is a good person
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osc : Femboys are unattractive
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Princess : I'm stable with my nicknames and they are all brief and easy to remember and type.
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SYK : I'm mature but funny
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Nodac : I'm calm and diplomatic.
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You literally said you loved those tracks. Stop with the drugs. 💀

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