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[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)
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6408 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-04-20 at 09:49:36
Chapter 1 : Welcome to the Archipelago
Once every MKPCian got on board, the pilot stood up from his seat and started speaking.
??? : Hi untalented people, I am your pilot, which means I will be conducting you to the archipelago where the competition takes place. Since you are 15, and that is an odd number (idk if I should precise this but you are all kinda stupid so...), there needs to be another competitor, and I will gladly (no) fulfill that role (I'm only doing this for the money). Anyways, buckle up your seats. You will be unable to get up during the flight as this is an old ass plane that I absolutely do not trust (and I advise you to do the same), so don't worry if the plane actually crashes, everyone I have met so far has made it out alive (albeit barely and with several physical sequels). With that being said, let's begin the flight.
Kernell sat down and the plane slowly took off. Then it shoot across the space like a rocket, which surprised many of the passengers.
T : ARGH!! THIS PLANE IS NOT SAFE!! GET ME OUT!!
Rua : I doubt you can just leave the plane when we're in the middle of space but okay
T : starts crying I'm so afraid... I want to go back home... why did I accept to get on board... I'm so stupid...
Rua : Oh my God can you stop having a breakdown, there is no point in bawling your fucking eyes out because you are afraid. Just wait, you haven't even seen one percent of what will happen next. Your behavior is a display of cowardice and foolishness. Now shut up.
MNL : These are very complicated words
Nudge : Or maybe you're just illiterate?
MNL : You're so rude you know that?
Nudge : Outspoken is a better term
MNL : Yeah whatever lol
WorldRecord : Is it normal that we're already getting closer to the ocean?
Cosmic : Technically, we have been getting closer to the ocean since this flight has begun. But we seem to be going down at an extremely fast speed, we might land soon-
As soon as Cosmic finished his sentence, the plane landed in the ocean, about 100 meters away from the archipelago.
T : ARGH!!! I AM NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS PLANE!!
Twilight : Can you make up your mind omg, two minutes ago you desperately wanted to leave the plane and now you want to stay inside? Have fun sinking to the depths of the ocean I guess
Kernell : Nah, this plane floats at least. That's the one thing I can give it credit for. Now let's just swim to the shore
Nudge : Welp guess I'm exempted from this competition
Kernell : Jk, we have a small boat that can transport about 16 people. Get on board everyone.
Once everyone got on the boat, albeit in different moods (Fiery seemed happy (for once) while T was crying), Kernell started the engine, which made the boat practically fly above the water due to how fast it was. The boat ended up taking off like a plane and crashing into a palm tree nearby.
Fiery : Ow man, this was brutal
Pizza : So we have arrived on the archipelago... who is this man in the distance? He seems to be coming over to us...
Sanic : He's up to no good.
WorldRecord : I think he's just the host of this competition
Fiery : That'd make a lot of sense
Pizza : I don't trust him yet
Rua : Don't blame you, I really can't be asked to trust anybody aside from people I've already met and warmed up to.
The man they were talking about eventually arrived. He greeted everyone with a firm handshake and began introducing himself.
??? : Hello! I am the host of this competition. My name is Jake. It's a pleasure meeting you all. I will not waste time on useless introductions and I will guide you to your huts. The competition begins tomorrow morning.
While the MKPCians were walking to the huts, K and Cosmic were exchanging a few words.
K : That host seems nice. Too nice. He's definitively hiding something. I wouldn't trust him.
Cosmic : Me either, I sense something odd in his grin and his overall behavior. He could help us or break us depending on how much we trust him. I don't want to risk anything.
K : Me neither. This is too dangerous.
The Huts
Jake : So these are the common huts, in which you can do several things such as playing video games, cooking, and even exercising, because as you see, there is an indoor pool and a gym right next to it. he gets out, followed by the 16 MKPCians, and walks to another group of huts 10 meters away from the common ones. These are the dorm huts, in which you need to pair up to sleep together. That's about it. Have a nice night, and see you all tomorrow at 12PM!
He left the MKPCians there, without saying any more. Most of them were confused. Then Invu left, without saying anything.
Rua : Where are you going?
Invu : To the pool. I want to swim.
Rua : Okay. Take care, who knows what might be in there...
Glitched : Wait Invu, we should pair up before you leave
Invu walked back and nodded.
Nudge : Kernell I'm pairing up with you
Kernell : What if I don't want to
Nudge : I don't give a fuck
Kernell : Oh okay
WorldRecord : Glitched? How about pairing together?
Glitched : Sure, it's okay with me
Cosmic : You are the one I trust most, K. Shall we pair together?
K : Yeah, sure!
T : Pizza? Are you okay with pairing up?
Pizza : I care about the money so idrc, sure
MNL : Sanic, shall we pair together??
Sanic : Oh yeah man
Twilight : Scorchy? Are you okay with teaming up?
Scorchy : Yeah sure
Rua : Silley, would it be alright if we paired together?
Silley : Sure
Fiery : Lely, my man!
Invu : Only because I have no other choice... just kidding
After the pairs were formed, the competitors had a rather normal evening. Invu swam for about two hours, while others were playing video games, chatting, or listening to music. They had dinner and went to bed. This setting seemed quite nice... but is it really so? You will find that out in the next episode of...
MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)
To be continued...
To be continued...
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1On 2025-04-19 at 21:22:54
Prologue
Good Egg Galaxy
All stories generally begin in a conventional space, so you wouldn't expect the main characters of this story to be in the middle of space right now, but here they are, seemingly searching for something.
Nudge : Oh, there I found another egg. I'm doing this with my mate- wait, where'd he go? Oh no, not again...
Invu : Sorry, I touched a random plant and started floating, then struggled to get back down
Nudge : How does one even manage to be this stupid...
Invu : I don't think I know
Nudge : Didn't know you had the ability to form a thought
While Nudge was exasperated, Fiery arrived running, tripping over his basket, breaking many eggs in the process.
Fiery : Man, FUCK the gravity on this bloody planet! There goes my whole basket... he said, contemplating the broken chocolate eggs
Twilight : Whose idea was this anyways?
WorldRecord : I don't know, but they certainly didn't think it through properly
After more running across the small planet to find every possible egg, the MKPCians sat in a circle, each with a basket, albeit not equally filled
Nudge : Why are we sitting like this? Are we in primary school?
Twilight : Do you ever stop complaining?
Nudge : Sorry that your sensitive heart interpreted that as a complaint
Twilight : You are so rude and agressive...
Rua : God I cannot be asked to deal with this right now. leaves
WorldRecord : She left
Twilight : No shit Sherlock
Pizza : We can get all the eggs from her basket! Hehe... she is so foolish for this! We will win because of that.
T : Do you only care about these damn eggs
Pizza : What else is there to care about?
T : You're not wrong...
In the meanwhile, Sanic had already begun eating his eggs, and he suddenly spit something. Curious, Glitched grabbed it. It turns out it was a piece of paper.
Nudge : Ew, gross
Glitched : "Hi everyone, you have been invited to join MKPC Archipel's 2025 Season... A plane will arrive at your destination very soon. You are allowed to decline, but the winner wins 1M$"...
MNL : Wow, 1 million is a lot!! We should definitively participate!!
Cosmic : It's not about the money... what if it's something dangerous?
Invu : It's not
K : How'd you know? Not saying you don't, just wondering.
Invu : I have played these games before...
MNL : Squid game reference!!
Fiery : That wasn't funny
Glitched : Oh, looks like the plane is arriving
The plane landed, as roughly as ever. T, WorldRecord, MNL, Glitched and Pizza rushed in. Rua, who came back, Nudge, Invu, Fiery, Twilight, K and Cosmic slowly entered. Silley, Scorchy and Sanic were quite distrustful but entered anyways.
Were they ready for what would happen next? You will find that out in the next episode of...
MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)
To be continued...
To be continued...
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APPLICATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED
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Character List
Fiery
WorldRecord
T
Rua
Scorchy
Cosmic
Sanic
Glitched
Pizza
K
Twilight
Nudge
MNL
Silley
Invu
Fiery
WorldRecord
T
Rua
Scorchy
Cosmic
Sanic
Glitched
Pizza
K
Twilight
Nudge
MNL
Silley
Invu
On 2025-04-19 at 18:08:57
APPLICATIONS CLOSED
Concept is simple, I have done this several times in the past. This is a gameshow that takes place on an archipel, whose winner earns 1M$. Requires ideally 15 people, once I reach that, applications will be closed, and the fanfic will start.
To join, please give me:
Name
Color
Personnality
No species, we are all human. No specific abilities or it would be unfair.
Concept is simple, I have done this several times in the past. This is a gameshow that takes place on an archipel, whose winner earns 1M$. Requires ideally 15 people, once I reach that, applications will be closed, and the fanfic will start.
To join, please give me:
Name
Color
Personnality
No species, we are all human. No specific abilities or it would be unfair.
The CPU's have way too many advantages in Grand Prix in dis Game.
On 2023-03-18 at 13:41:18
Oh and @Hajime_the_sigma_male or @Toadboiiiii you're making fun of someone who has an opinion that you find stupid, but he's got arguments, while you didn't even got a single one. You're just copying Reddit or TikTok toxic comments to make yourself look like a dominant male. Well I'm on KirbyBoy's side if it's so 💀💀💀
Also, if you're telling me the same thing, you're proving my point, if you use the nerd emoji to describe me, you're proving my point, if you leave the website, you're proving my point so try to understand why am I pointing it out at least
Also, if you're telling me the same thing, you're proving my point, if you use the nerd emoji to describe me, you're proving my point, if you leave the website, you're proving my point so try to understand why am I pointing it out at least
YES! Finally! Someone understands My Logic! I didn't Copy any Comments. I just Put 2 and 2 Together. That's how I thought N64 Wario Stadium Would get put in the Pass. I thought it would be Accurate, But... After Wave 4, It appears that There is No Sign of the Courses I wanted.
But, I did Geuss N64 Kalimari Desert would get added and DS Waluigi Pinball.
Fun Fact: For A While on Youtube, People Said "DS Waluigi Pinball isn't coming back because it Got Remade 2 Times." But I thought. DS Waluigi Pinball is a Fan Favorite.
But TBH, if Nintendo was going to add only Courses in TOUR, They could have at Least Said this is Just going to add TOUR Courses.
Okay Person who Talks like This.
Who Asked?
We are here for the trial of Coopa for saying the forbidden phrase, is the defense ready?
Defence does not exist
Due to nobody wanting to defend the guilty party, I have reached my verdict. I find the defendant Coopa2-64, guilty. This court is adjourned.
I protest. 5072 shall receive punishment too, for cutting off any speech coming from the defense. That's an assault to freedom of speech.
On 2023-03-18 at 09:27:36
Calling him "kid" when your actions kinda look like one as well is bold tbh. "Practice makes perfect" you're saying that but I know you'd create this kind of topic too at some point, it'sn not as easy as you pretend it to be, it's nice to see that you are more understanding, but I practiced a lot (even if I gave up fast) back in my snaking times, that doesn't mean it didn't took a lot of time. I guess it's just the word "kid" to me. The first message does make sense, it's true, but the second one looks like you're making fun of him while you wouldn't like if it the tables were flipped.
I don't really understand the
"Practice makes perfect" you're saying that but I know you'd create this kind of topic too at some point
part. I mean. I'm kinda seeing it as you assuming that I made topics similar to this before. Pardon? I'm probably just blind again. It also seems like you're assuming that I am on a equel level of immature as this user (I mean making 100 topic for the same thing).I changed my message to be a little more clear.
But I'm probably blind again.
Yes, you could have been the one who created this topic, and anyways the problem is that you're making fun of him,
calling him a kid
Well, His Name Is KirbyBoy
How does a name change anything ?
4On 2023-03-18 at 01:20:47
Calling him "kid" when your actions kinda look like one as well is bold tbh. "Practice makes perfect" you're saying that but I know you'd create this kind of topic too at some point, it'sn not as easy as you pretend it to be, it's nice to see that you are more understanding, but I practiced a lot (even if I gave up fast) back in my snaking times, that doesn't mean it didn't took a lot of time. I guess it's just the word "kid" to me. The first message does make sense, it's true, but the second one looks like you're making fun of him while you wouldn't like if it the tables were flipped.
I don't really understand the
"Practice makes perfect" you're saying that but I know you'd create this kind of topic too at some point
part. I mean. I'm kinda seeing it as you assuming that I made topics similar to this before. Pardon? I'm probably just blind again. It also seems like you're assuming that I am on a equel level of immature as this user (I mean making 100 topic for the same thing).I changed my message to be a little more clear.
But I'm probably blind again.
Yes, you could have been the one who created this topic, and anyways the problem is that you're making fun of him,
calling him a kid
1On 2023-03-16 at 22:00:23
Calling him "kid" when your actions kinda look like one as well is bold tbh. "Practice makes perfect" you're saying that but I know you'd create this kind of topic too at some point, it'sn not as easy as you pretend it to be, it's nice to see that you are more understanding, but I practiced a lot (even if I gave up fast) back in my snaking times, that doesn't mean it didn't took a lot of time. I guess it's just the word "kid" to me. The first message does make sense, it's true, but the second one looks like you're making fun of him while you wouldn't like if it the tables were flipped.
2On 2023-03-16 at 19:55:41
If anyone reacts with facepalm without even trying to justify themselves you know I couldn't care less because I want to actually argue, not dealing with people who are hiding themselves being a reaction
Sorry for double post but why am I tempted to facepalm this message for fun?
Because you secretly likes when I write essays to explain how and why it is dumb.
It's a shame that I won't this time tho
On 2023-03-16 at 19:39:36
Oh and @Hajime_the_sigma_male or @Toadboiiiii you're making fun of someone who has an opinion that you find stupid, but he's got arguments, while you didn't even got a single one. You're just copying Reddit or TikTok toxic comments to make yourself look like a dominant male. Well I'm on KirbyBoy's side if it's so 💀💀💀
Also, if you're telling me the same thing, you're proving my point, if you use the nerd emoji to describe me, you're proving my point, if you leave the website, you're proving my point so try to understand why am I pointing it out at least
Also, if you're telling me the same thing, you're proving my point, if you use the nerd emoji to describe me, you're proving my point, if you leave the website, you're proving my point so try to understand why am I pointing it out at least
YES! Finally! Someone understands My Logic! I didn't Copy any Comments. I just Put 2 and 2 Together. That's how I thought N64 Wario Stadium Would get put in the Pass. I thought it would be Accurate, But... After Wave 4, It appears that There is No Sign of the Courses I wanted.
But, I did Geuss N64 Kalimari Desert would get added and DS Waluigi Pinball.
Fun Fact: For A While on Youtube, People Said "DS Waluigi Pinball isn't coming back because it Got Remade 2 Times." But I thought. DS Waluigi Pinball is a Fan Favorite.
But TBH, if Nintendo was going to add only Courses in TOUR, They could have at Least Said this is Just going to add TOUR Courses.
Yeah but it's a sneaky way to integrate the Tour courses to make publicity for it before it gets shut down, although the rest is just you overly defending a track, I also kinda made fun of you, but it was through a fanfic, and fanfics are satires... I can agree with them on some points, you get mad for that while it's not a big deal, but I'm on your side for this side of the story, because people were literally being toxic and shutting down any civil debate... I hate those people who brag about being a "sigma" or "alpha", it's not admirable to act all bragging and arrogant over people like if you were superior, so there is some sigmas and stuff who can be nice or admirable people, but let's not ignore the bad side of them.
Always mention the two sides off a society part. Generalities can hurt people. As a good student in a complicated class, a nice Army, a nice Blink, a modest LGBTQ etc. Some people sadly did put that "toxic", "nonworking" "making it his whole personnality" sticker on my head as well...
2On 2023-03-16 at 19:22:15
Oh and @Hajime_the_sigma_male or @Toadboiiiii you're making fun of someone who has an opinion that you find stupid, but he's got arguments, while you didn't even got a single one. You're just copying Reddit or TikTok toxic comments to make yourself look like a dominant male. Well I'm on KirbyBoy's side if it's so 💀💀💀
Also, if you're telling me the same thing, you're proving my point, if you use the nerd emoji to describe me, you're proving my point, if you leave the website, you're proving my point so try to understand why am I pointing it out at least
Also, if you're telling me the same thing, you're proving my point, if you use the nerd emoji to describe me, you're proving my point, if you leave the website, you're proving my point so try to understand why am I pointing it out at least
2On 2023-03-16 at 19:16:02
More words than Ralsei : treating a simple opinion and demand like if y'all were at gunpoint is stupid. Kraze and Senko were the only ones who actually tried to argue. When you were worse at the game, and acted like that, would you have liked that ? I'm not sure, so stop acting like if he was threatening your whole life when he's pointing out something interesting, also I doubt he can rd so people saying that it is easy as are just dumb, there's something called trying to see from the other person's point of view, it exists for a reason, and I doubt anyone except Kraze or Senko did, also I disagree with making them easier cause that would make so many complaints but it's hypocritical because @AC_Fiery you're basically telling him to shut up when you did the same with the Advent Calendar, and it didn't even include unlocking content 💀💀💀
Edit: Oh Coopa as well, Ryubix even liked the message, now it's turning into people ganging up to sat still issue and you'd be crying crying crying if you were the victim so how about YOU are the one being silenced and suffering the butter jokes ? It's going too far now, he deserves to be heard for his opinion not any less than you, he's got fair arguments.
If anyone reacts with facepalm without even trying to justify themselves you know I couldn't care less because I want to actually argue, not dealing with people who are hiding themselves being a reaction
Edit: Oh Coopa as well, Ryubix even liked the message, now it's turning into people ganging up to sat still issue and you'd be crying crying crying if you were the victim so how about YOU are the one being silenced and suffering the butter jokes ? It's going too far now, he deserves to be heard for his opinion not any less than you, he's got fair arguments.
If anyone reacts with facepalm without even trying to justify themselves you know I couldn't care less because I want to actually argue, not dealing with people who are hiding themselves being a reaction
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1What game would force you to buy the Switch 2?
On 2025-04-24 at 22:26:53
Mario Kart World. It looks insanely good, yes the price is very high but don't even expect me to boycott it.
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1Hellllllllllllllllllllo
On 2025-04-28 at 18:48:58
Welcome to MKPC, please read the rules and have fun 
1Track Creator 101 (Kinda Useless or Kinda Usefull advices, recomendations and stuff that you can add in your tracks)
On 2023-12-08 at 21:00:58
You're like those strict bitchfacish teachers who share their knowledge because they've got a lotta experience... without the strict bitchfacish part
Nah but tbh, thank you
Nah but tbh, thank you
1Danganronpa MKPC 2 (Fanfic)
On 2025-04-19 at 18:05:50
Fanfic will be started over with the same characters once I am done with the one I'm planning to make
On 2024-12-24 at 16:03:42
Chapter 5 : All I Want For Christmas Is Blood
Blue Coin Shop
Krazey : Woah, mate. What are you doing with that knife there. Put it down...
Eli : I am warning you right now, do not get in my way.
Krazey : Calm down, please, calm down.
Eli : What do you mean??? NUDGE... MURDERED... MAX... AND BEN... AND THE TANUKI... I... WILL... ARGH!!!!!
Krazey : Calm down, please calm down. We need to investigate the body.
Eli : NOOOO!!! WE DO NOT!!!! I AM GOING TO GO INSANE IF I STAY HERE!!! I NEED TO ESCAPE!!! GET OUT!!!!
As mad as he could probably get, Eli threw his knife at Krazey, who grabbed it by the blade. No injuries were on his hand. Krazey threw the knife into the sea nearby, which colored a bit of the water in red. Eli jumped at Krazey, but soon, the mechanician put him to the ground.
Krazey : Calm down or I choke you.
Eli : DO NOT THREATEN ME!!!!
Suddenly, Krazey started strangling Eli, but the latter grabbed Krazey by the arm, and threw him against the wall, his head hitting the window. Krazey lost consciousness, and Eli was there, in the mess of blood that the shop became. He had to act quick. The body announcement had been reported. People were coming. And soon, it was too late. Everyone found the crime scene.
It was a disgusting vision. Ben's body severely mutiled, the tanuki murdered along with her son in a pained and terrified expression, Max eyes closed and covered in blood, Nudge with a small albeit concerning wound in the abdomen, Krazey unconscious and covered in blood against the wall and Eli standing there. Everything was a mess of blood and corpses.
Angrybird : AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Uranium : So who's dead here?
DelfiMono : That's a great question. I know Ben was murdered, and his cause of death was hanging, but all the others... I did not expect them to be here.
Dietsoda : And so the cycle of life is finished for all of these mayflies. Some might come back to life, and some others are doomed to reside forever in the depths of a terrifying yet intriguing darkness.
Eli : It's all Nudge's fault! He murdered everyone here!!!
K : But that doesn't make sense. Why would he hurt himself like that if he committed the murder?
Eli : DO NOT CONTRADICT ME!! ARGHHH!!!! I WAS ALMOST MURDERED. I HAD TO KILL HIM!! TO SURVIVE!!!
K : Are you genuinely stupid? You just admitted to have murdered Nudge. The case is now useless. And you are going to get executed.
Eli : NOOOOOO!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO LIVE!!!!
Uranium : Listen here you sick minded bitch, we all want to live here. And yet nobody is behaving like you are. You should be locked up, and I am for real. You are a danger to the whole group.
As Eli kept on screaming, Nudge, Max and Krazey all woke up at the same time.
Nudge : What happened? I only remember entering the shop with Max, seeing Ben's body, and Eli attacking m- Ow, this shit hurts.
Max : Why is there more blood? What happened?
DelfiMono : Alright everybody. The investigation has taken long enough. I will bring you to the class trial. Exceptionnally, I will also give you supplementary information regarding the investigation. I happen to know what happened... and it's not pretty.
To be continued.
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TW : Implied Transphobia
quick author note : this is the only chapter that will mention transexuality
DelfiMono arrived with a tablet. The name written on it was Ben, which did not seem to worry the main interested party.
Ben : I have nothing to hide. I am not afraid. This is giving us a free hour more to commit murder.
DelfiMono : Identity : Ben. So that's the only thing you did not lie about. Secrets : Used drugs in an athletic competition to win. In another competition, when unconfident about winning, cruelly murdered one of his opponents in the changing room by knocking them unconscious and wrapping their neck to a neon light at the ceiling, leaving them hang in the dark. Pretended to lose the keys of said room ; dropped them in the sewers. Acted innocent when his opponent was found dead. There is more, but I believe that that is enough.
Ben : ...
DelfiMono : This is not what you expected right? Hehehe...
DelfiMono left. The other MKPCians were all shocked and now felt distrust at the reveal of such an information. Ben seemed scared that now people would see him as a murderer.
Ben : I can explain-
Nudge : Spare us your useless excuses.
Eli : What the fuck do you mean??? ARGHHH!!!! HE IS A MURDERER!!! JUST AS BAD AS LELY!!!!
Max : For the xxth time, LELY IS NOT A MURDERER!!! HE WAS THE VICTIM OF A SUCCESFUL FRAME!
Eli : Listen here you slut, cry that the rules did not advantage the man you were trying to hook up. It isn't anybody else's fault but yours.
Nudge : For such a bastard, you've got confidence. I hope all of your private information gets leaked so that it makes you shut up.
Eli : Who are you to speak to me like that?? You look like a fucking rabbit! Eat your carrots and shut up.
Nudge : And you don't even look like anything, why are you talking when you look like some radioactive species...
Max : I never wanted to hook up Lely
Nudge : So that's all you care about? Shows a lot, says a lot, proves a point.
Krazey : Friendly Fire is enabled! Woo!
Nudge : What do you mean? In which world do I behave like that dumbass?
Krazey : Furry gang. Close enough.
Twilight : Can I say something
Nudge : No. So as I was saying-
Eli : LET HIM SPEAK!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Nudge : When I addressed the butcher I don't want the sausage to answer me
Twilight : Well. Guess I can't.
Angrybird : Guys! We are focusing on the wrong thing! Ben has been confirmed to be a murderer and he... HE IS GONE??? OH MY GOD!!!
Nudge : Oh yeah true, but that's minor
Eli : WHAT DO YOU M--
Suddenly, Nudge jumped at Eli, and pinned him to the ground, one hand on this neck, the other on his waist, to make sure he would not go away.
Krazey : Ooh. Kinky.
Nudge : The next time you start searching problems to me again, I will make sure you find what you're looking for. Be careful. Don't underestimate me, or you might regret it.
Krazey : So to everyone's that's watching us, this was actually scripted all along! This show is just a bromance Netflix series. Nudge is a mafia boss and Eli is a newly introduced worker. Will they both resist the deep tension, the deep attraction that draws them to each other every day? Or will they not? Find out in the next episode!
Angrybird : GUYS!!! GUYS!!! A MURDERER IS GONE!!! THAT IS UP TO NO GOOD!!!
Nudge suddenly paused.
Nudge : You are right. We need to pay close mind--
DelfiMono : Ding dong, ding dong a body has been discovered!
Angrybird : ARGHHHH!!!! WHERE????
DelfiMono : Chill, it was just a joke... what's not is the second file, which is Max's!
Max : ... stands still, terrified of what is going to happen to him
DelfiMono : So, Max. Hehe. There is a lot to say about such an innocent-looking fox. Identity : Max. Again, this is one of the only truthful things about you. Secrets : Identifies as a girl and has resorted to online dating with other people of the MKPCian universe.
Twilight : Who gives a fuck actually?
Nudge : That's his life, as long as he doesn't shove it in my face, I have to admit I could not care less.
Eli : HER life.
Nudge only gave Eli the silent judgement and an intimidating glare.
Dietsoda : This was a waste of time. This only makes her uncomfortable. What makes this reveal compromising is people's unacceptance, not the fact in itself. Let's all move on.
Max silently stood there, and tears started falling down her eyes.
Eli : This is starting to scare me. What secrets are going to come out next? And is Nudge going to continue being an asshole?
Twilight : He really did not say much though
Eli : Whatever you say...
Max was alone in her own room. She was staring at the ceiling and could not stop crying.
Max : It was not yet the time... I wish I could talk about it with Lely... but...
She started crying even harder, until she fell asleep. It was only 6PM.
The Next Morning
DelfiMono : Since you all went to bed after the second file, I have to hurry up! It has been twelve hours, so all the remaining files will be leaked.
Yaakov. Identity : Tendo. Is a hacker who actively tries to attack different websites online for no reason. Hides his identity and intentions but is an evil minded person.
Twilight. Identity : Twilight. Not much has been found, and that makes sense, due to how boring they are as a person.
Eli. Identity : Eli. Is the cousin of Max's girlfriend, has severely murdered different people as he considered they were a threat to his family.
Dudzi. Identity : Dudzi. In fact, the Dudzi you see here is not the Dudzi that was known in MKPC, he has been drugged by Yaakov, now known as Tendo in order to act like that.
Nudge. Identity : Nudge. Afraid of dogs, since a hungry labrador ate one of his rabbits.
DelfiMono kept going for 20 good minutes. At this point, everybody that was present knew everything about their "friends" now. Distrust had been spread all around the area.
DelfiMono : Also if you think I am done, stop fooling yourself. I have much more to reveal. Round 2 is coming. I have days worth of information, so don't play the resistance game with me! I will leak your entire existence. And you will live with it no matter what.
As soon as DelfiMono left, Twilight noticed something.
Twilight : Why has Eli... vanished?
Nudge : Oh, that is up to no good. Sigh...
Angrybird : I feel exposed, scared, terrified, I feel like... I have no privacy... and it's eating me inside...
Thirty minutes later...
Nudge : I am gonna check out the tanuki house, as I think that that's the only place we haven't seen yet
Max : Can I come with you?
Nudge : Even though I doubt I need somebody to come with me, go on I guess
Max : Thanks
Nudge's POV
I arrived qt the house. It was silent. It was too silent. I enter, Max by my side. And I see, hidden in a corner... the tanuki's body. It was murdered violently, thousands of knives everywhere on its body. I suddenly notice a rope in the hands of the tanuki. I try to get the rope out of its hands to see what it's here for, and suddenly, it rises to the ceiling, and something falls from the top of the house. Blood spreads everywhere, including my eyes, which I struggle to clean. I hear Max scream, which makes me wipe my eyes rapidly to see what was going on, even though I knew.
What dropped from the ceiling is Ben's body, with several cuts on his skin, burns from the ropes, and a broken neck.
I start to investigate the body and that is when I start panicking. Blood is all over me, there are ropes, knives, and murderer junk all around me. Max has fainted and is covered in blood as well. The situation looks very misleading. I hear footsteps coming. Closer. Even closer. I hear the door open wide, and Eli gasping.
Eli : YOU!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
His scream was full of rage. He took the knife he saw , and threw it to my waist. I felt a sharp pain in my abdomen and I lost consciousness, while seeing Krazey arrive at the crime scene, but I could not hear anything anymore, and I fell inconscious.
To be continued...
quick author note : this is the only chapter that will mention transexuality
Chapter 4 : On the Count of Three, We Meet
DelfiMono arrived with a tablet. The name written on it was Ben, which did not seem to worry the main interested party.
Ben : I have nothing to hide. I am not afraid. This is giving us a free hour more to commit murder.
DelfiMono : Identity : Ben. So that's the only thing you did not lie about. Secrets : Used drugs in an athletic competition to win. In another competition, when unconfident about winning, cruelly murdered one of his opponents in the changing room by knocking them unconscious and wrapping their neck to a neon light at the ceiling, leaving them hang in the dark. Pretended to lose the keys of said room ; dropped them in the sewers. Acted innocent when his opponent was found dead. There is more, but I believe that that is enough.
Ben : ...
DelfiMono : This is not what you expected right? Hehehe...
DelfiMono left. The other MKPCians were all shocked and now felt distrust at the reveal of such an information. Ben seemed scared that now people would see him as a murderer.
Ben : I can explain-
Nudge : Spare us your useless excuses.
Eli : What the fuck do you mean??? ARGHHH!!!! HE IS A MURDERER!!! JUST AS BAD AS LELY!!!!
Max : For the xxth time, LELY IS NOT A MURDERER!!! HE WAS THE VICTIM OF A SUCCESFUL FRAME!
Eli : Listen here you slut, cry that the rules did not advantage the man you were trying to hook up. It isn't anybody else's fault but yours.
Nudge : For such a bastard, you've got confidence. I hope all of your private information gets leaked so that it makes you shut up.
Eli : Who are you to speak to me like that?? You look like a fucking rabbit! Eat your carrots and shut up.
Nudge : And you don't even look like anything, why are you talking when you look like some radioactive species...
Max : I never wanted to hook up Lely
Nudge : So that's all you care about? Shows a lot, says a lot, proves a point.
Krazey : Friendly Fire is enabled! Woo!
Nudge : What do you mean? In which world do I behave like that dumbass?
Krazey : Furry gang. Close enough.
Twilight : Can I say something
Nudge : No. So as I was saying-
Eli : LET HIM SPEAK!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Nudge : When I addressed the butcher I don't want the sausage to answer me
Twilight : Well. Guess I can't.
Angrybird : Guys! We are focusing on the wrong thing! Ben has been confirmed to be a murderer and he... HE IS GONE??? OH MY GOD!!!
Nudge : Oh yeah true, but that's minor
Eli : WHAT DO YOU M--
Suddenly, Nudge jumped at Eli, and pinned him to the ground, one hand on this neck, the other on his waist, to make sure he would not go away.
Krazey : Ooh. Kinky.
Nudge : The next time you start searching problems to me again, I will make sure you find what you're looking for. Be careful. Don't underestimate me, or you might regret it.
Krazey : So to everyone's that's watching us, this was actually scripted all along! This show is just a bromance Netflix series. Nudge is a mafia boss and Eli is a newly introduced worker. Will they both resist the deep tension, the deep attraction that draws them to each other every day? Or will they not? Find out in the next episode!
Angrybird : GUYS!!! GUYS!!! A MURDERER IS GONE!!! THAT IS UP TO NO GOOD!!!
Nudge suddenly paused.
Nudge : You are right. We need to pay close mind--
DelfiMono : Ding dong, ding dong a body has been discovered!
Angrybird : ARGHHHH!!!! WHERE????
DelfiMono : Chill, it was just a joke... what's not is the second file, which is Max's!
Max : ... stands still, terrified of what is going to happen to him
DelfiMono : So, Max. Hehe. There is a lot to say about such an innocent-looking fox. Identity : Max. Again, this is one of the only truthful things about you. Secrets : Identifies as a girl and has resorted to online dating with other people of the MKPCian universe.
Twilight : Who gives a fuck actually?
Nudge : That's his life, as long as he doesn't shove it in my face, I have to admit I could not care less.
Eli : HER life.
Nudge only gave Eli the silent judgement and an intimidating glare.
Dietsoda : This was a waste of time. This only makes her uncomfortable. What makes this reveal compromising is people's unacceptance, not the fact in itself. Let's all move on.
Max silently stood there, and tears started falling down her eyes.
Eli : This is starting to scare me. What secrets are going to come out next? And is Nudge going to continue being an asshole?
Twilight : He really did not say much though
Eli : Whatever you say...
Max was alone in her own room. She was staring at the ceiling and could not stop crying.
Max : It was not yet the time... I wish I could talk about it with Lely... but...
She started crying even harder, until she fell asleep. It was only 6PM.
The Next Morning
DelfiMono : Since you all went to bed after the second file, I have to hurry up! It has been twelve hours, so all the remaining files will be leaked.
Yaakov. Identity : Tendo. Is a hacker who actively tries to attack different websites online for no reason. Hides his identity and intentions but is an evil minded person.
Twilight. Identity : Twilight. Not much has been found, and that makes sense, due to how boring they are as a person.
Eli. Identity : Eli. Is the cousin of Max's girlfriend, has severely murdered different people as he considered they were a threat to his family.
Dudzi. Identity : Dudzi. In fact, the Dudzi you see here is not the Dudzi that was known in MKPC, he has been drugged by Yaakov, now known as Tendo in order to act like that.
Nudge. Identity : Nudge. Afraid of dogs, since a hungry labrador ate one of his rabbits.
DelfiMono kept going for 20 good minutes. At this point, everybody that was present knew everything about their "friends" now. Distrust had been spread all around the area.
DelfiMono : Also if you think I am done, stop fooling yourself. I have much more to reveal. Round 2 is coming. I have days worth of information, so don't play the resistance game with me! I will leak your entire existence. And you will live with it no matter what.
As soon as DelfiMono left, Twilight noticed something.
Twilight : Why has Eli... vanished?
Nudge : Oh, that is up to no good. Sigh...
Angrybird : I feel exposed, scared, terrified, I feel like... I have no privacy... and it's eating me inside...
Thirty minutes later...
Nudge : I am gonna check out the tanuki house, as I think that that's the only place we haven't seen yet
Max : Can I come with you?
Nudge : Even though I doubt I need somebody to come with me, go on I guess
Max : Thanks
Nudge's POV
I arrived qt the house. It was silent. It was too silent. I enter, Max by my side. And I see, hidden in a corner... the tanuki's body. It was murdered violently, thousands of knives everywhere on its body. I suddenly notice a rope in the hands of the tanuki. I try to get the rope out of its hands to see what it's here for, and suddenly, it rises to the ceiling, and something falls from the top of the house. Blood spreads everywhere, including my eyes, which I struggle to clean. I hear Max scream, which makes me wipe my eyes rapidly to see what was going on, even though I knew.
What dropped from the ceiling is Ben's body, with several cuts on his skin, burns from the ropes, and a broken neck.
I start to investigate the body and that is when I start panicking. Blood is all over me, there are ropes, knives, and murderer junk all around me. Max has fainted and is covered in blood as well. The situation looks very misleading. I hear footsteps coming. Closer. Even closer. I hear the door open wide, and Eli gasping.
Eli : YOU!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!
His scream was full of rage. He took the knife he saw , and threw it to my waist. I felt a sharp pain in my abdomen and I lost consciousness, while seeing Krazey arrive at the crime scene, but I could not hear anything anymore, and I fell inconscious.
To be continued...
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Chapter 3 : Sparks
The day was pretty calm. All the MKPCians were off, doing their own thing, trying to forget what happened the previous day, occasionnally talking the melancholy away.But DelfiMono could not let them have that. Not even that small spark of hope. It all had to be despair.
DelfiMono : Now that you all are gathered in this very room, I am gonna provide the new murder motive.
Max : What the fuck do you mean? They just died yesterday! Both of them!
DelfiMono : You might have time to waste but I do not, hence why I will be providing the motive now.
Max : This is honestly bullshit
DelfiMono : Shut up
Stalker Files
Every hour that passes up from now until the murder will consist in the leak of one file about of one of the participants right here with us. These files contain secrets, web histories, and so on.
Max : What the fuck do you mean every hour?
Nudge : Isn't it obvious?
Max : I am not clueless, I am appalled
Twilight : This is absolutely crazy...
And with that, DelfiMono left.
Eli : WHAT??? NO!!! MY PRIVATE LIFE HAS TO BE PERSONAL!!! NO!!! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN???
Nudge : This is going to stir up chaos
Ben : And the fact we do not know yet the order of the file leaks. Which means in sixty minutes, any of us could have their darkest secrets exposed.
Dudzi : This is unacceptable
Max : Because your murder was?
Dudzi : Do you have to confront everyone and everything? Gosh damn.
Max : I am confronting your double murder of both my best friend and one of our other friends as well, isn't that enough on your plate already?
Dudzi : I can do you a favor and increase my quote unquote body count to three if you want. Running your mouth like that all day must tire out your fucking jaw. Well you might not be able to feel it any time soon.
Nudge : But then you will get voted as blackened and executed right after. Would you be willing to die just for the pleasure of killing someone?
Dudzi : Of course!
Nudge : You sick-minded bastard...
DelfiMono : Here is the first file.. Hehehehe...
Coming soon.
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