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DUDE! I never could agree more! MK64 is the best game!!

Yeah, no. Third of the most recent MK's tracks. P o l y g o n s . Bad tracks. Barely any items. No 1 player VS or Battle. For the N64's time, it's amazing, but man, nowadays not so much.

Unfortunately, growing up with a game can make you biased towards it.


Although, with almost every MK64 track remade, I can't wait to see what they could've been, had the N64's limitations not kicked in!

I absolutely agree. But, I grew up with MK64, so it has a special place in my heart...

Ce n'est pas un vrai quote.

Why ? Mario Kart 64 is a very good Mario Kart game ! For 1996, that good.



K_killulely

Yeah I don’t like it at all

I didn’t really think anything of it and I am also LGBTQ+

Ok, what? I'm LGBTQ myself. I'm not doing any insults, I'm just trying to add drama, and I'm only adding it because most of the girls don't fit well in relationships. If you don't like it, you can stop reading.

Ok I'm different from a lot of people on my views and morals, and I do not think gayness is good. However I probably shouldn't have brought that up and I don't want to start an arguement so please ignore it.

How is that a problem???

Also The Game So Far

We've hit 12 competitors left so I thought it would be a good time to recap the game so far. I'll do this again at the final five.
List of Eliminated Characters-
Toad
Birdo
Toadette
Yoshi
Waluigi
Roy
Peach
Bowser
Wario

People Remaining
Mario
Jr
Peachette
Rosalina
Daisy
Luigi
Koopa
Pauline
Dimentio
Dry Bones
Ludwig
Mona

The Series for people who don't have time: The cast is introduced, and then they are split into three teams. Then, they head to New York. They learn they have to sing every episode! Toad becomes the game's first casualty. Then, they head to Iceland and Mario and Peach argue (and sing) with each other a lot. But Birdo costs Team Andioop the challenge, and she gets voted off. In Greece, Toadette gets manipulated into throwing the challenge and she gets voted off. Next, we learn Dimentio has an immunity idol. After that, they head to Italy where Mario convinces everyone Yoshi is evil, and he gets booted. Next, they head to Texas, where they play cowboy and survive bulls. Waluigi gets manipulated by someone on his team and gets voted. In Paris, Luigi cheats on Roy, and Roy costs his team the challenge, and he gets eliminated. In Egypt, Peach falls for Mario, and then coming in last in the race results in her elimination. Most recently, they head to Los Angeles to find shells, and Peachette makes a plan that... works? With a double elimination of Bowser and Wario, we are here at 12!

Here’s chapter 5

As the Romans Do

Blue Toad: Last time, on Mushroom Drama World Tour. It was the Olympics all over again! First there was a run that didn't end in real competition, followed by boars. Then, we learned the real strength of ladies, and then Italians. After that, there was a brutal climb, and then a flying test, all leading up to Toadette being the first person to get manipulating exited. What's gonna happen this time on Mushroom, Drama, WORRRLLLLDD, TOOOUUUURRRRRRR!!!

Confessional-
Pauline: How have we not won a challenge yet? The Villains have won every single challenge, without fail. Wait... the last challenge, Dimentio handed the first medal to Rosalina. So it's him and his "generosity". Settled. He's next.
Confessional-
Dimentio: Obviously I gave the first medal to Rosalina. For two reasons. One, I need to seem like a gentleman. Even the fans don't get to know what I'm really like yet, but I need to continue to be nice. And two, this: *shows immunity idol* This is an immunity idol. I can use this to protect myself. I saw it through the medal. So I grabbed that one for myself. You'd understand why.
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In Second Class
Luigi: We're already down to five.
Daisy: Guys, we need to stop fighting and unite.
Luigi: Well then apologize.
Daisy: Apologize for what?
Luigi: You know.
Daisy: *sighs* Sorry for almost killing you back in Iceland.
Luigi: Apology accept- *Plane hits turbulence, then lands*
Blue Toad: Welcome to Italy!!
Mario & Luigi: YEAH!!!!!!!
Blue Toad: Home of spaghetti, pizza, and other weird sounding foods. Today's challenge will be a fairly simple one. A race through Rome. Follow the signs on the paths, and complete obstacles when necessary. It should all lead to the Coliseum. There you'll meet me at the finish. Are you ready?
Dry Bones: No.
Blue Toad: That's nice. Go!!!
Villains
Mario: There's like, four paths.
Peach: Let's split then. I'll take Rosalina!
Rosalina: Ok!
Yoshi: Me and Wario.
Wario: Got it.
Bowser: Mario.
Mario: Yay.
Jr: But what about me?
Peach: Take the other path. By yourself.
Jr: No! Someone pick me now!!
Mario: No.
Jr: Fine then! I'll stay here.
Bowser: Fine then. We've all wanted you gone anyways. Only helping us be a better team.
Jr:...
*The rest of the team leaves*
Confessional-
Jr: Why would they want me gone?! I'm like, the best person on their team! I'm smart, strong, fast. I'm everything except tall! And they want me gone because of that? That's discrimination!! I'm gonna have my dad sue them if they boot me off!
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What Should We Be Named
Daisy: There's too paths. How are we gonna do this?
Koopa: I'll go with the girls. Luigi and Roy can take the other path.
Peachette: Sounds like a plan.
Confessional-
Koopa: I know they're dating. They cuddle legit every chance they get on the plane. It'd be mean to split em up. Even by my standards.
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Luigi & Roy
Roy: Your Italian, right?
Luigi: Yeah.
Roy: THEN EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE LOST?!?!
Luigi: You act like I've been to Italy.
Roy: You're right... I'm sorry babe *gives him kiss on the cheek*
Luigi: Its alright. He said get to the Coliseum, right?
Roy: Yep.
Orange Toad: Hey! You're challenge is this way!
Luigi: Oh.
Orange Toad: So, Julius Caesar did the Roman Empire. This is the easiest challenge. Point to Rome. That's it.
Luigi: Where's Rome?
Roy: I don't know much about geo-ger-aphy or whatever.
Orange Toad: Yeah, no cities are marked on the map. If you get it close, I'll show you a shortcut. If not, you'll have to take a detour.
Luigi: Its about here, right?
*Points no where near Rome on the map of Italy*
Orange Toad: Wrong. Follow me!
Roy: Ok, an Italian should at least know where Rome is.
Luigi: Fair.
Andioop
Dry Bones: Did we make the right decision all going together?
Green Toad: Hey!! You get a spaghetti eating challenge!
Dry Bones:...
*Green Toad takes away a plate*
Green Toad: Right. All you guys have to do is finish the spaghetti. Using a spoon.
Ludwig: HOW DO YOU EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A SPOON?
Green Toad: Figure it out. Now go!
Waluigi: We could be here a while. *Fiddling with spoon, trying to get spaghetti to go on it*
Mona: Guys! I figured it out!! The Illuminati is real.
Waluigi: For a second, I thought she was about to say something useful.
Pauline: I actually figured it out! Use your hand to put spaghetti on the spoon!
*They start going a lot faster, and soon, they're done*
Green Toad: Congrats!!
Dry Bones: Let's go!
Mario & Bowser
Mario: You... are... SLOW!
Bowser: *Bowser, somewhat in the distance, slowly catching up* We've been... running... for half... an hour!!
Mario: Let's take a rest.
Bowser: Good idea.
Mario: Listen, I heard Yoshi is targeting you.
Bowser: But why?
Mario: He said you're fat, and that we don't need 'dumb' people on the team.
Bowser: That rat is gonna get his.
Confessional-
Mario: I found my next target. I want to keep Jr because as long as he's here, they'll hate him over me. And all that stuff about Bowser? Yeah that's my opinion on him actually. Hahaha! One by one, they'll ALL FALL!!
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Coliseum
Blue Toad: Andioop, congrats on finishing first!!
*Luigi and Roy come running*
Luigi: We're here!!
Koopa: Where were you?
Roy: Forced romantic date. Don't wanna talk about it.
Luigi: Neither do I.
*Yoshi and Wario come running in*
Wario: We're... here.
Yoshi: Jr won't be coming.
Blue Toad: We can either wait, or you guys get a massive penalty.
Villains: Massive penalty.
Blue Toad: You guys don't get weapons.
Mario: Why would we need weapons?
Blue Toad: You're gonna fight!!
Daisy: Yeah!!
Blue Toad: And sing!! Oh, and if a round ends, the next fighters will continue the song!! Andioop, you guys get not real swords, because I can't have people die. What Should We Be Named, you guys get slingshots! Villains, not only do you not get weapons... choose a team to get a free point!
Peach: WHAT?!
Mario: What Should We Be Named.
Blue Toad: The score is 1-0-0, What Should We Be Named is in the lead! When all five rounds finish, the one with the least points has to send someone away. Go!!
Round 1: Daisy, Pauline, Peach.
[To the style of "Timber"
Pauline: It's going down, I'm yelling timbeeeeerrr!
Daisy: You better move, 'fore you get shot! *Shoots Pauline and we can hear "OW" in the background*
Peach: Let's make a fight, you won't remember!
All: I'll be the one, who is the best!
Chorus: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
*As the chorus handles this part, the girls are fighting, and Pauline comes out on top!*
Blue Toad: Next!
Round 2: Roy, Mario, and Dry Bones.
Mario: The bigger they are, the harder they fall! *Punches Roy in the head*
Roy: You're boutta be muh (not my, MUH), first victim.
Dry Bones: I'll have em both on the floor real quick, fast as you can say suck my- *Gets hit on the head* OW!
Mario: Face down, feet up, timber!
Roy: That's the way you gonna fall timber!
Dry Bones: Slick as an oil spill one sec I'm here, one sec I'm there, timber! *Knocks out Roy and Mario.*
Blue Toad: 2-1-0! Next!
Round 3: Peachette, Mona, Rosalina
Peachette: Shoot your rivals, round and round, end of the fight you'll go down. *As she says this, she's shooting the other two*
Mona: One more shot, I'll take you down, end of the fight you're going down.
Rosalina: Please stop fighting, there's no point, end of the fight it's going down.
Mona: Helicopter mode, you're  going down, end of the fight, we'll take the crown!!! *Mona spins her sword so it hurts Rosalina, and then uses it to reflect Peachette's shots*]
Blue Toad: Andioop wins!! Villains, we'll be seeing you in elimination for the first time!
On the plane
Mario: Peach, can we talk?
Peach: What do YOU want?
Mario: I get you don't like me, but I heard Yoshi is targeting you, and I'd rather have you than him. What do you say to voting him out?
Peach: I mean, I wanna stay, so yes.
Mario: Great!
*Couple minutes later*
Mario: Hey, Rosalina.
Rosalina: Yeah Mario?
Mario: I heard Yoshi is targeting you. Let's work together to take him out.
Rosalina: Why me?
Mario: He said you're too nice.
Rosalina: I'll show him the power of niceness can prevail.

Elimination Ceremony
Blue Toad: Welcome Villains to the Elimination Ceremony! I have to say, what happened! Dominating the first three challenges and then completely blowing it?
Peach: Inter-team trust issues.
Rosalina: People not being who we thought they were.
Wario: People not being useful.
Bowser: Snakes in our garden.
Mario: We got too confident.
Jr: No one getting along.
Yoshi: *snoring* Hm? What?
Blue Toad: So it seems most of you have reasons as to why you suck. Well, let's go vote.

Voting:
Peach: Mess with me, I dare you.
Mario: Sorrt, but everyone made this too easy.
Jr: I'm not gonna be out!!
Wario: Ugh, I've had it with you.
Yoshi: Glad everyone likes me.
Rosalina: The power of niceness.
Bowser: You rat.

Blue Toad: I have the votes. 1 vote Jr, 1 vote Yoshi, 2 votes Jr, 2 votes Yoshi.
Jr: Why me?!
Yoshi: Haha, funny joke guys.
Blue Toad: 3 votes Yoshi.
Yoshi: Uhm, what?
Blue Toad: Sorry, Yoshi, you're outta here!
Yoshi: But, what did I do?
Mario: *whispers to everyone he manipulated: He probably changed cause I figured him out*
Blue Toad: Yoshi, here's your parachute!
Yoshi: But this isn't fair! It's Mario's fault! He's playing you guys!!
Blue Toad: See ya! *Kicks Yoshi off*
Confessional-
Mario: The other reason why Yoshi's leaving: he's gotten too smart. He might be lazy, but he ain't dumb. He confronted me and told me he knew what happened with Toadette, so he had to go. Now Jr can go. Like I said, one by one, THEY'LL ALL FALL! Hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHHA!!
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Blue Toad: Mario is on a roll, but the Villains themselves aren't. Tune in next time for more Mushrooom, DRAMA, WOOORRRLLLD, TOOOUUUUURRRRR!!!!!!