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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2021-11-08 at 08:45:23
A dude just decide to go at a psychiatric clinic.
He say to the psychiatric that he just talk without can stop. He's very very very gossipy.
The psy "OK, I listen you".
Waiting 1 hr in the silence
The dude just came back to his house, and his sis just ask if he have solved his problem, and the dude just say that hhe don't talk at all during 1 hr. Sis : seriously ? Bro : Yes, and my moneybag is empty right now.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER
He say to the psychiatric that he just talk without can stop. He's very very very gossipy.
The psy "OK, I listen you".
Waiting 1 hr in the silence
The dude just came back to his house, and his sis just ask if he have solved his problem, and the dude just say that hhe don't talk at all during 1 hr. Sis : seriously ? Bro : Yes, and my moneybag is empty right now.
I KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST JOKE EVER
1Leaked Mario Kart 9 Character Roster... I Am Scared as Frick.
On 2021-12-08 at 18:04:08
I just discovered some info on the character roster for Mario Kart 9. Let's start things off on a high note. We have the eight mainstays, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Donkey Kong, Wario, and Bowser. But where things get strange is the other drivers. Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, and Baby Rosalina all make a return, despite Daisy and Rosalina, as well as a bunch of other fan favorites, being free DLC that will start a year after the game's initial release. We will also see the return of Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach. The worst part is the newcomers. The game will introduce Baby Wario, Baby Waluigi, and Baby Pauline, as well as Green Bronze Luigi and Emerald Yoshi. I also found some concept art for two more racers. You may wanna sit down for this.
Yes. The game will introduce Baby Koopalings. I love the Koopalings, but these are completely pointless, and look too similar to their normal selves. And what are they gonna do to make Baby Lemmy look different? Only time will tell.
Well, that's the character roster, unfortunately. Prepare yourselves for when the game comes out in 2055 when MK8 Deluxe sells more copies than there are humans on Earth.
Yes. The game will introduce Baby Koopalings. I love the Koopalings, but these are completely pointless, and look too similar to their normal selves. And what are they gonna do to make Baby Lemmy look different? Only time will tell.
Well, that's the character roster, unfortunately. Prepare yourselves for when the game comes out in 2055 when MK8 Deluxe sells more copies than there are humans on Earth.
LOL, nice joke. Green Bronze Luigi will be maybe maded by me
A weird Topic
On 2021-11-20 at 18:47:02
In a park a long time ago, a weird crazy girl comes, and...
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she speaks for herself
Uh ? She just says to ME not for HER lol it's not the same thing I don't understand
Do you reply to her?
?????? Can u explain I understand NOTHING
Me too
...thanks Closing debate because this is offtopic
A offtopic ?
yes, this is off topic. On 2021-11-20 at 18:46:04
In a park a long time ago, a weird crazy girl comes, and...
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she speaks for herself
Uh ? She just says to ME not for HER lol it's not the same thing I don't understand
Do you reply to her?
?????? Can u explain I understand NOTHING
Me too
...thanks Closing debate because this is offtopic
On 2021-11-20 at 18:43:46
In a park a long time ago, a weird crazy girl comes, and...
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she speaks for herself
Uh ? She just says to ME not for HER lol it's not the same thing I don't understand
Do you reply to her?
?????? Can u explain I understand NOTHING
On 2021-11-20 at 18:41:56
In a park a long time ago, a weird crazy girl comes, and...
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she speaks for herself
Uh ? She just says to ME not for HER lol it's not the same thing I don't understand
On 2021-11-20 at 18:29:07
In a park a long time ago, a weird crazy girl comes, and...
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
she says "hllo", then he blushes, then I say "What? OK, Hello ?" and then she says "Goodbye !" and she runs away like if I am a doom
On 2021-11-17 at 20:06:37
I meet myself on the highway, during a vacation trip, with a "jan de lely" car, because we get stopped for buy hot chocolate, cold water and food.
Dietsoda, avoid multi-post, you've posted a lot of messages who are pretty offtopic and a lot.
Dietsoda, avoid multi-post, you've posted a lot of messages who are pretty offtopic and a lot.
Talk about new tracks/new track plans here!
On 2021-11-21 at 11:12:06
I plan to do a mix of Quick and Complete version, that will be a multicup
On 2021-11-20 at 22:56:01
hoppingicon, can we have some races on your mario kart bundle map?
I think no. Track storage is almost full
On 2021-11-20 at 10:16:30
yes, that will be cool.
Ah yeah, I think I'll make new track : Tropical Seaside. Plus I publishing remakes in the future.
Ah yeah, I think I'll make new track : Tropical Seaside. Plus I publishing remakes in the future.
Bonne Anniv' duck !
On 2021-12-07 at 18:18:32
Je ne le connais pas mais sinon... 
Ce n'est plus la peine, ce n'est plus le bon jour !!! ça ne sert à rien
Dsl mais j'ai l'droit
Je n'ai pas du tout dit que tu n'avais pas le droit, mais regarde ton nombre de messages alors que tu es là depuis très peu de temps, il y a de quoi se poser des questions...
Et bah toi regarde même si ça fait 1 an que t la (sus)
Mais... J'étais pas à 450 msgs au bout de deux mois trois mois mdr
Et alors je sais que c'est trop mais bon si on n'arrête pas de se citer ça auras diminué de 200 XD
On va finir par être sanctionné oui ! Je ne sais pas toi mais un staff ma déjà dit d'arrêter.
2On 2021-12-06 at 20:55:04
Je ne le connais pas mais sinon...
Ce n'est plus la peine, ce n'est plus le bon jour !!! ça ne sert à rien
Dsl mais j'ai l'droit
Je n'ai pas du tout dit que tu n'avais pas le droit, mais regarde ton nombre de messages alors que tu es là depuis très peu de temps, il y a de quoi se poser des questions...
Et bah toi regarde même si ça fait 1 an que t la (sus)
Mais... J'étais pas à 450 msgs au bout de deux mois trois mois mdr
On 2021-12-06 at 20:47:14
Je ne le connais pas mais sinon...
Ce n'est plus la peine, ce n'est plus le bon jour !!! ça ne sert à rien
Dsl mais j'ai l'droit
Je n'ai pas du tout dit que tu n'avais pas le droit, mais regarde ton nombre de messages alors que tu es là depuis très peu de temps, il y a de quoi se poser des questions...
On 2021-12-06 at 20:14:19
Je ne le connais pas mais sinon...
Ce n'est plus la peine, ce n'est plus le bon jour !!! ça ne sert à rien
On 2021-12-06 at 19:23:03
I'm Mozzoncio:
This is not the good topic for introduces yourself : offtopic + reviving extremely old topics. Dont do this anymore. Plus this is too late for the birthday.
Did anyone here hates or dislike me ?
On 2021-12-06 at 20:13:51
Lock this topic due of outdated even if I still ask this question in my head
On 2021-11-10 at 20:53:43
So sorry if that's an useless topic, but...
Should I go ?
If anyone dislikes me, that's better that I go. And if anyones hates me, bye. Just play MKPC but without account.
Should I go ?
If anyone dislikes me, that's better that I go. And if anyones hates me, bye. Just play MKPC but without account.
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1whats the hardest cup youve tried?
On 2021-12-06 at 18:46:28
For me, it's from ElectroDarker and it's really really hard. I leave you search. But worse : in Mini Mushroom Cup
MKPC Anorexic Road
On 2021-12-05 at 19:41:01
What did you want to say with that?
Bruh delete one of your post or it's spam
And it's a useless post/offtopic.
Oops... sorry but you dont answer my question
Closing debate, we're offtopic
I KNOW
ça ne sert littéralement à rien de dire ça