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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-01-24 at 00:17:37
UwU :3 s-such a cute topic nya ~~~~
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1Bonne année 2024
On 2024-01-07 at 23:48:13
Bonne année 
happy birthday kapertion!
On 2024-01-22 at 16:57:35
Thanks everybody.
I hope you had a rubbish birthday
I hope karma strikes you in the face
this is stupid but ill reamke tracks in quick mode
On 2024-01-06 at 05:03:41
Credits to Fways for the original
On 2024-01-06 at 02:25:56
You're not the best in Quick Mode lmfao
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1Les 3T du CM
On 2024-01-02 at 12:32:37
Une seule question : qu'est-ce que les Cordillères Andines viennent faire là ?
Jazzys winter track building contest
On 2023-12-25 at 17:43:47
Why did you do no CAPS LOCK?
What do you mean ? Also reading all caps is quite annoying except in some contexts like wishing others Merry Christmas
YoshiLOVER's name on the leaderboard lacks the capital letters...
another reason why kids (<10 years) shouldn't be on Internet imo (with some exceptions maybe)
Another reason why the most immature moderator shouldn't play the big boy on the Internet imo (with some exceptions maybe)
This is a track building contest not a place to argue also without moderators the game would become an extremely dengerus and very very rude
That was obviously sarcasm
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2On 2023-12-25 at 02:34:20
Why did you do no CAPS LOCK?
What do you mean ? Also reading all caps is quite annoying except in some contexts like wishing others Merry Christmas
YoshiLOVER's name on the leaderboard lacks the capital letters...
another reason why kids (<10 years) shouldn't be on Internet imo (with some exceptions maybe)
Another reason why the most immature moderator shouldn't play the big boy on the Internet imo (with some exceptions maybe)
333On 2023-12-25 at 01:41:41
Why did you do no CAPS LOCK?
What do you mean ? Also reading all caps is quite annoying except in some contexts like wishing others Merry Christmas
[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)
On 2023-11-29 at 21:05:23
Sorry for revive but I need to ask y'all something: Should I remove the battle aspect and rename MKPC Battle? I was writing a part of Episode 4 and I realized that the battle part wouldn't really work and it'd get boring fairly quickly, also I noticed that as I introduced the mechanic it wasn't really reacted upon... so whaddaya think? Should I rename the fanfic and remove the battles, or should I keep it as is?
Nah keep it as it is
On 2023-11-04 at 20:18:23
I am NOT having a dance off on the sidelines 💀
Forgot about that. We are used now, it became part of the environnment
2On 2023-11-04 at 19:03:42
I am NOT having a dance off on the sidelines 💀
3On 2023-10-04 at 14:04:38
I just think Illu needs time and inspiration, she might just not have any ideas for this fanfic right now. When you force yourself to create content it's as clear as rock water, bc it's much worse usually.
But yeah I understand why you would ask this question and it's normal.
But yeah I understand why you would ask this question and it's normal.
31On 2023-09-03 at 15:50:49
Sorry
but who's making alts to make a mass up voting then???
Edit:What if they used a different email so they can't track the person.🤔
but who's making alts to make a mass up voting then???
Edit:What if they used a different email so they can't track the person.🤔
the trickster
2On 2023-09-03 at 03:45:24
Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
holy s*1t. 187 upvotes. damn, thats the most reactions to a message i have ever seen by far.
They're probably those alts who spammed something on the forum, or the alts who mass facepalmed my message, mass subscribed to Mudky or Fways and mass upvoted something else. It's not rare to have a lot of alts mass upvoting or facepalm messages although it doesn't really make sense and is quite dumb
1On 2023-09-02 at 22:17:21
D4RK SLAYED OH MAH GAWD SLAYYYYYY MY GURLYPOPPPP 😋☺😍🙃😍🥲🤑🥲🙃🥲🤑🥲😗😍😝😋🙃🥲🤑🥲🥲🙃😍🤣🙃😍😊🥲😊🥲🥲🤪🤭😝🤗🤗☺😙😉😇😊😍😚😍🤭😝🥲😗
3On 2023-08-29 at 23:12:03
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them 
)
SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
)SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
What if I like being blown up 😳😳😳😳😳
Be my guest 😏
LELY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS!1!1!!111!!!1!!11!!1!1!!111!!!1!!11!!1!1!!111!!!1!!11! 🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣
wdym betraying YOU everyone know it's me
Your tail is smaller than the seconds it takes to Osc to get [the item that destroys the blue shell in MK8]y
I've never been Bullet Billy, the fuck does that even mean
Do you really wanna get HONKed up or what ?
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1On 2023-08-29 at 23:08:38
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them )
SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
)SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
What if I like being blown up 😳😳😳😳😳
Be my guest 😏
LELY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BETRAYING ME LIKE THIS!1!1!!111!!!1!!11!!1!1!!111!!!1!!11!!1!1!!111!!!1!!11! 🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣🤣💀🤣🤣💀💀😍🥰😘😭😭😂😅😂💀😭💀🤣😍💀💀🤣
wdym betraying YOU everyone know it's me
Your tail is smaller than the seconds it takes to Osc to get [the item that destroys the blue shell in MK8]y
2On 2023-08-29 at 23:06:28
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them )
SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
)SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
What if I like being blown up 😳😳😳😳😳
Be my guest 😏
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Says the dude who probably fucked with as many people as it takes to make Max quiet about his lounge's defeats
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1On 2023-08-29 at 23:00:36
Episode 2: The Disquieting Gentleman (Don't blame me for the several innuendos, Osc-omb wanted them )
SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
)SS: (Semi-conscious and lying flat on the sand) Owowowowow...
Watermelon: (Getting up, almost dead from back cramps) Where in the name of living fuck are we?
Ruri: The last thing I remember is that crappy Nintendo 64 literally absorbing all of us- Oh yeah! Is everyone alright? You're not hurt are you?
Nudge: Yes, I'm okay, I almost died and got knocked unconscious, I'm completely fine though.
Osc: But you're fine to suck on my explosive balls right?
Ruri: Oh my-
Lely: Well THAT escalated quickly...
Max: Osc, watch your mouth next time.
Osc: Watch my mouth? Come on, we all have urges.
Ruri: Are you okay? Like, do you GENUINELY have a problem?
Osc: You're one to talk. I know about the DMs.
Ruri: (Falters for a second, then responds completely flushed) W-what DMs?
Watermelon: Holy shit-
Osc: You know what I mean, the ones with Illu. I can leak them right no-
Ruri: You just dare...
Lely: Please don't, I think I'm aware of where this is going and I don't like it. At all.
Watermelon: (To self) Whew, dodged a bullet there...
???: (Pops in out of nowhere) HA-HA-HOW-DIDDILY-HEYYY!
Nudge: Jeez, ANOTHER Monokuma knockoff?!
Max: The hell have we dragged ourselves into?
Watermelon: (Strongly pissed off) Grr, who are you and what do you want with us, midget?!
???: (Twirling around on one leg, uncannily looking like he's going to fall) I... am THE HOST!
Ruri: The... Host? Are we in some kind of gameshow...?
The Host: Ahahaha, oooh no, my little kitten, you're in MY game. (Smiles devilishly)
Watermelon: (Snaps from bottling up too much) AHAHAHAHA, 'LITTLE KITTEN'?! NO WAY DO YOU CALL HER THAT, AND IT'S MY GAME, YOU CLOWN! (Watermelon runs for The Host, attempting to attack him)
Ruri: (Grasps Watermelon's shoulder to prevent them from doing anything hastily) Wait. We don't know what that... thing has up his sleeve. It's best to play it safe.
Chilli: Nuh uh, girl, I'm with Illu on this one, this weird shit can be crushed under my Red Yoshi foot!
Osc: I misheard that as 'Red Yoshi Bu-'
Lely: You say another word and I'm blowing you up.
Osc: Yes, please blow m- (Lely sets Osc's fuse alight) AAAAAAARRRRGGHH! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!
Chilli: (Punches The Host to the ground and steps on him) Heh, not so strong now, are you?! Now how do we GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FREAK?!
Croassung: (Notices a thermonuke attached to The Host's back) Chilli, wait! There's a thermo-
The Host: (Eyes flash red) DANGER. DANGER. STARTING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 5.
Croassung: CHILLI GET OFF OF HIM-
The Host: 4.
D4rk: GET OFF! YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
The Host: 3.
Chilli: GO ON, YOU LOUSY FUCKWAD! EXPLODE!
The Host: 2.
Max: Holy shit...
Osc: This is gonna explode harder than me when I'm-
Lely: (Pulls out a lighter) You dare...
Osc: I'M SORRY!
The Host: 1.
xrunner: (Entering from another corner of the island) Yo guys what's-
The Host: 0.
Chilli: Whoops.
xrunner: Uh-oh...
(The Host explodes, blowing Chilli into pieces, sending both his remains and xrunner hurtling into the sea)
Max: What...
Lely: The...
Nudge: Fuck...
Osc: Please do-
Lely: I'LL EXPLODE YOU!
With Chilli dead and the status of xrunner yet to be confirmed, the team somberly went onward to find shelter, meanwhile Lely was still mad at Osc for making an innuendo out of anything and still chased him around. They eventually found solace in a nearby rock hut and spent the night there, traumatized by the death of Chilli. Who is The Host? What is he hiding? What has everyone dragged themselves into by playing this wretched game? What secrets is this fictional world hiding? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
What if I like being blown up 😳😳😳😳😳
Be my guest 😏