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the true reason why the french are not the best at mkpc

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Kim_Skymin wrote:
Pixelss wrote:
/!\ WARNING /!\

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS 100% FACTUAL INFORMATION THAT WILL COMPLETELY MIND BOGGLE YOU! IF YOU ARE FRENCH PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. CLICK THE SPOILER TO PROCEED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

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Okay so in Time Trial we have these rankings 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc.

But France has 1e, 2e, 3e etc.

IMAGE PROOF:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1181504381468811274/1209939747091251301/image.png?ex=65e8bf33&is=65d64a33&hm=c466869960db78826778647bede98be7af71bd66877220ebf4f8f0ed54e6c870&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=595&height=208

e represents Euler's number within mathematics and the number represents 2.718281828459045... and so on.

Now within mathematics we see that in this case 'e' is actually an exponent (for all you 3 year olds in mkpc, this is multiplying the base number by itself, being 69, by number of 'e' times.

So 69^e is roughly equal to 99657.5184

99657.5184 is much greater than 69 and this is why the french will always place in a worse position in not only the time trial leaderboards but ANY LEADERBOARD IN THE GAME.

Edit: For the french ppl that are crying rn don't worry, you are only good if you place first as 1 raised to any exponent is always 1, this also applies for 'e' being an exponent.

Je vois pas trop ce que la fonction exponentiel vient faire là dedans mais bon . :s

Après il y a beaucoup de paramètre à prendre en compte donc c'est compliqué de juger ça aussi ... mais ça colle visiblement avec les faits :)

Mais ce message est pas sérieux ramène pas ta spé maths stp par pitié

Ah merde ! Faut dire je suis si shooté que je comprends rien de rien aujourd'hui :s

Tkt mon message était sarcastique aussi :)
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Pixelss wrote:
/!\ WARNING /!\

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS 100% FACTUAL INFORMATION THAT WILL COMPLETELY MIND BOGGLE YOU! IF YOU ARE FRENCH PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. CLICK THE SPOILER TO PROCEED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Spoiler [ShowHide]
Okay so in Time Trial we have these rankings 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc.

But France has 1e, 2e, 3e etc.

IMAGE PROOF:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1181504381468811274/1209939747091251301/image.png?ex=65e8bf33&is=65d64a33&hm=c466869960db78826778647bede98be7af71bd66877220ebf4f8f0ed54e6c870&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=595&height=208

e represents Euler's number within mathematics and the number represents 2.718281828459045... and so on.

Now within mathematics we see that in this case 'e' is actually an exponent (for all you 3 year olds in mkpc, this is multiplying the base number by itself, being 69, by number of 'e' times.

So 69^e is roughly equal to 99657.5184

99657.5184 is much greater than 69 and this is why the french will always place in a worse position in not only the time trial leaderboards but ANY LEADERBOARD IN THE GAME.

Edit: For the french ppl that are crying rn don't worry, you are only good if you place first as 1 raised to any exponent is always 1, this also applies for 'e' being an exponent.

Je vois pas trop ce que la fonction exponentiel vient faire là dedans mais bon . :s

Après il y a beaucoup de paramètre à prendre en compte donc c'est compliqué de juger ça aussi ... mais ça colle visiblement avec les faits :)

Mais ce message est pas sérieux ramène pas ta spé maths stp par pitié
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Thank you for enlightening me about my own skill issue :D

[Fanfic] MKPCverse Season 4 ~ Rebirth of a Star [Mature content ?]

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Chapter 6 : A life changing journey
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...

Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.


Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...

At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.

DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there

Juju : Me not know what academy is

Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !

Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group

Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.

Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me

Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.

Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.

VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...

At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.

MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??

Suddenly when VC said this...

Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !

... Brint, could you please...


In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.

No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.

I took like way too long to realise the danganronpa reference in question anyway who tf is Brint and why is their font so fucking hard to read

Brint is Bj, basically a constructor lmfao, without many other personnality traits
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Me? An OG? How touching!

Osc wasn't talking about you but it's okay to dream 🤫😏
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Chapter 6 : A life changing journey
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...

Information Channel
A new academy has been founded by the MKPCverse president, Peacegore. This academy was made so that every citizen of this land can access better education, not only school wise, but also life wise. Peacegore kept this academy a secret until now, so that no speculation could occur. Education is free, so anyone can enter this academy and grow as an individual.
Peacegore also founded a building where everyone who doesn't have a fixated home can go.


Nudge : Life taught me everything I needed to know. I don't even feel like going to this academy anyways, anyone can enter it which means we'll probably be surrounded by utter dumbasses which I don't want to happen.
Lely : My thoughts are the same, but I just know that this a perfect opportunity for all of the NPCs that left us
Nudge : Probably for some of them, but some will just be dumb and refuse it...

At the same time... Yet different places for everyone...
D4rk : School ? Nah. No way. Tiktok's better. Notslay.

DPK : Wow that's actually a really good idea, I'll probably go there

Juju : Me not know what academy is

Ashton : Nah... I'm pretty sure it'll be full of meanies who will bully me !

Daisanko : I'm far too lazy for school, I should probably go back to living with the group

Chilli : Hell nah. KirbyBoy will probably go there and I'll lose it if I see his face one more time.

Ralsei : I will go there, every school needs someone like me

Knoah : School Doesn't Matter, Lidelle Does.

Dietsoda : I shall not go in such a place. Many mayflies will probably go there, and my brain is far too intelligent for souls such as theirs. But... I guess I should educate myself, so I'll try to deal with it.

VC : Nah. I miss all the folks like Max, Nudge... I hope I can go back and live with them like we did before...

At the end of the day, DPK, Ralsei, Dietsoda, ToadFan and Luq decided to enter the academy. The others decided to live their own life, and went in the building that Peacegore constructed. They would live their life. A boring life, but that was what they could handle.

MKPC global home
Nudge : Now we don't even have to worry about the others
Lely : True... the only ones I will miss are Daisanko and VC.
Knock knock
Daisanko : Hey...
VC : Can we come back ?
Krazey : Well well Lely. If this isn't what we call plot armor...
Osc : Of course you can come back. Y'all are OGs after all, probably more than me.
Lely : We were discussing the fact of moving out into a much smaller home.
VC : Where do we find the money, where do we find the house ??

Suddenly when VC said this...

Brint : *falls from ceiling* AHHHH !
Alice : What the fuck ? It's been a while, where were you ??
Brint : What does it look like ? I'm fishing.
Osc : DANGANRONPA REFERENCE !!!1!!1!1?????
Lely : Wait ! I have an idea !

... Brint, could you please...


In the evening...
Brint : And here it is ! It's done !
Krazey : Wow. You really outdid yourself this time.
Alice : This looks amazing...
Nudge : Well it for sure looks better byt for murdering it is not ideal as it is smaller.
Lely : Yeah... but this house is amazing ! Because it's our home. Our new home. Our new life.

No in fact this is not rushed, this is what I call a bridge episode, where I fill lore holes, complete the story and progress a little bit so that the story is ready to progress in a set direction.
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Chapter 5 : You got me I got you
And I wouldn't want it any other way...
Max : ...
Nudge : ...
Fiery : ...
Krazey : ...
Noob : ...
Osc : ...
Alice : ...
Pianta : ...
Lely : ... Why ?
Max : Because of you.
Lely : Alright, so you just... hanged yourself because of me ?
Max : Yes I did. Of course.
Nudge : That's like a waste. I would have wanted to be the one to hang you to the airshaft, so stop being selfish.
Osc : Hanging yourself to a airshaft is lame. Hang yourself to a chair. That's much funnier. It's the art of bondage.
Krazey : Alright let's try to be serious, why the actual hell would you try to commit suicide ? We never thought you could be this unhappy. We should have talked this out. If Lely wasn't a cringe bird and decided to watch the sun set, you would be dead. For what ? No reason. No absolute motherfucking I swear to God freaking bloody reason.
Max : Oh Krazey I will tell you the reasons, the reason is that I have gone through months and months of suffering because I tried to protect a person that did not even care. I was stuck in spaceships, went through caverns, dealt with people like Mina, had to have my heart shattered once and twice and thrice and all over the fuck again, only because one person was dying. Lely, who is very much here and who seems clueless about the gravity of him existing, is the one who dragged me to this state of mind and life which is called the rock bottom. Because I have no reason to live if everyone rejects me, including him. Yeah. You made me feel excluded after the hospital's flood. Yeah you did. That bitch will get the hate he should have gotten then. It's gonna hurt.
Osc : Max ! 30 people went through the same thing ! The same fucking thing ! Do you see them have a villain arc and complain as much as you do ? No, I don't think so. Blaming Lely is a L. He never asked to suffer and he suffered more than you !
Max : Ah yes because Ashton who didn't give a fuck about Lely suffered as much as me who loved him, who cared for him, who gave up his life for him ?
Osc : IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU ARE A MASSIVE SIMP !
Max : That's an own goal
Osc : That is NOT ! Do you see me sucking Lely as much as you did ? And since you are unable to find a balance you end up doing the opposite, which is just as wrong, even worse if you asked me. Nobody asked you to be that person around Lely. Nobody but you. It was your decision and you shall walk alone on that path.
Max : He forced me to ! Because of the way he was ! He needed someone.
Noob : You know what they say... better off alone than wrongly accompanied.
Max : Don't you DARE.
Noob : Don't YOU dare, he said while furrowing eyebrows. You are the one throwing hate on someone out of frustration and out of pain that only comes from you, and if it's related to Lely in any way, it wasn't him, it was the way you were or acted with him. I am not the daring one, but right now your audacity baffles me.
Max : DO YOU RESPECT ME ??
Nudge : Ah nice this is the lounge server over again and again and again
Max : No but tbh I am probably the one who suffered the most here. WHY ME ?
Nudge : Hold on please restart, I wasn't recording. You are a joke, you are truly a meme.
Max : comment ça
Fiery : Here he starts talking French
Max : Stop being so racist !
Pianta : ni--
Alice : You think you're a victim of racism ? Lmfao. The audacity.
Max : I AM ! IF IT WAS LELY-
Alice : Spit your motherfucking venom on him for no reason one more time and I will punch you in the face until your skin turns from beige to blue.
Max : WELL LELY SUCKS !
Alice : Now you're playing with fire. This is more serious than you think.
Max : WELL IT IS ALL HIS FAULT AND HE DIED THRICE SO WHY COULDN'T HE JUST STAY DEAD !!

Silence took over.
A heavy silence.


Lely : I saved your life only for you to hate on mine. But it's fine. It will always be fine. I don't care.
Max : As you should.
Alice raised her hand over Max. But instead of hitting the older boy, she just let the shadow of her arm wander on Max's face.
Alice : I cannot believe this. We saved your life but no, you are still as problematic !! We could think death would have chilled you down, but no, you are complaining all day and searching for a culprit all day. Grow up ! You are as annoying than a forum kid ! And you are much more hurtful !
Max : Fine. I'll just jump off the balcony then, since you all hate me.
Alice : Okay. Do it.

Max froze and had an embarrassed face.

Alice : Exactly what I thought. You knew we'd save you. But when it comes to dying you are a wimp. And it's perfect that way. Now just stop.

Max : *starts shaking*
Nudge : What again ?
Max : I-I'm sorry... I thought hating on Lely would be a key for me to find happiness and to not feel excluded like I always did- but it didn't ! And I hoped you'd save me from dying... because I needed to feel like I was equal. I want this to stop, this h-has been a long d-day and I'm tired and I-I'm sorry... *starts crying*
Alice : You think an apology is gonna get you out of the bullshit ?
Max : *sniffles* I-I mean it...
Noob : I know. I see. But Lely has to forgive you, which I doubt because honestly what you have done and said is unacceptable.
Lely : I have to draw the line...
Max : 😭😭😭😭
Lely : And that line is between evil people and evil actions. Your actions are for sure, evil, and we will need to talk this out later for sure, but you ? Are not an evil person. I... guess I will try to forgive you, but nothing's sure for now.

Max cried harder and harder.

Until...

Lely wrapped him in his arms and said,


Lely : It's been a long day... without you, my friend
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osc-omb wrote:
Kim_Skymin wrote:
Kim_Skymin wrote:
Kim_Skymin wrote:
guess ill join

name:Sniff
color: green
species:sniffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely

I don't take people anymore

well fuck you

That's my dream literally

New Lely factoid! Wants to fuck himself, literally. I'm sure there's a name for that fetish, just give me a moment to find it...

Nah I want to be fucked by somebody else and I know exactly who

I think I know and it ain't me





FUCK YOU MEAN :CROSS: 😳😳

Erm ackshually cross was meant to react to "I think I know" because you don't know 🤓☝🏼
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Kim_Skymin wrote:
Kim_Skymin wrote:
guess ill join

name:Sniff
color: green
species:sniffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely

I don't take people anymore

well fuck you

That's my dream literally

New Lely factoid! Wants to fuck himself, literally. I'm sure there's a name for that fetish, just give me a moment to find it...

Nah I want to be fucked by somebody else and I know exactly who
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Kim_Skymin wrote:
guess ill join

name:Sniff
color: green
species:sniffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely

I don't take people anymore

well fuck you

That's my dream literally
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guess ill join

name:Sniff
color: green
species:sniffer from Minecraft
power: telepathy and time travel VERY rarely

I don't take people anymore
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Very inspirational I see
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Kim_Skymin wrote:
Chapter 4 : Max-Bros
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?

But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?

Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.

To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.


Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.

Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.

DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!

Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.

Until that one day.


Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.

He took a deep breath.

Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?


He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.

Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.

And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.

But there was one thing that Max got wrong.

It wasn't Lely's fault.

It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.


Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!

During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.

Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.

Max hanged himself.


MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4

The end... ?

Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
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You thought it ended there ?
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.


Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.

Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.

Max stared at Lely.

On his faces were profiled two feelings.

On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.

But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.


MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4

The end.

I have to know, who is she?

Mina
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Chapter 4 : Max-Bros
After four long minutes...
Krazey : Phew ! We're out.
Nudge : Finally. I paid already, let's just get out of this store.
30 minutes later
Nudge : I need to use the restroom
Fiery : Why didn't you go at the grocery store ! There is no time to lose now.
Krazey : Just hold it until we get home
MKPC global home
Nudge : Finally *rushes away*
Fiery : Wow, this feels empty.
Osc : Yeah. We might want to move out.
Fiery : Into a smaller home ?
Osc : Yep. This one feels ugly and stale. Everything is basic due to the quantity not allowing much quality, but now that the group has reduced, the quality needs to rise
Krazey : Right but where will we find the money ?
Osc : Why buy when you can build ?

But while they are discussing their future... where is Max-Bros ?

Max. The guy who used to dickeat a person only to throw hate on her three months after.

To understand what happened, we should probably turn back the clock.


Max : So Lely is dead now... hmph. I cannot believe it. There has to be a plot twist, a solution...
But there was no plot twist. He was too naive and hoped for a happy ending. He fought a lot. Against his friends. Or were they even his friends ?
Chilli : Come out and eat right now. I smoked meat for lunch, I want you to try it, please...
Max : I'm not hungry. Give up
Chilli : But it tastes good-
Max : I do not want to taste your fucking meat ! Now go away.
Chilli : Fucking bitch. You asshole. Take that meat and shove it right up your hairy ass.

Chilli was, I will admit, a fiery blooded person. But even the calmer, kinder ones stood no chance against Max's fury.

DPK : Hey Max... I got tickets. Do you want to go see Muse's concert ? I heard that the stage will be the greatest one that the band has ever performed on !
Max : Take that sweet ass tone for your wife Daisy and leave me alone.
DPK : Eh ? But they're like, your favorite band ! It will help relieve your stress and anger. It will be a fun night ! And it's a VIP concert. I only got tickets because I was part of MKPCverse but it won't be as crowded as it would have been--
Max : Shut up and go away.
DPK : Oh. Okay. Just got my heart shattered again...
Max : Your heart can fuck off !!

Max eventually got tired. He was so angry at everyone. He wanted to lie down all day. Any disturbance would be strongly rejected.

Until that one day.


Max : I changed a lot. I changed too much. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror.

He took a deep breath.

Max : I was never born to be a bitch.
... What was I made for ?


He looked at the mirror. And then he slapped himself.

Max : This is all Lely's fault. I was driven to this state and to this behavior because of his death. Because I was overprotective of him. And I worried for him, I fought everybody for him, while in reality he is a mere human. He doesn't deserve to change my whole life. From now on, I will change and I will never blame anyone else than him, since it' about time he gets "credit" where it belongs.

And that is how Max ended up in such a state. And slowly, he regained the trust of everyone. But nobody noticed the change. Until it became too obvious to ignore, and that was the breaking point.

But there was one thing that Max got wrong.

It wasn't Lely's fault.

It was his fault ; or at least, the blame shall be token by his misconception of what Lely was, not Lely himself.


Max : I thought that finding someone to hate would be my salvation. I hoped it would make me happy. But in fact, I am alone now. Lonelier than ever. And I am still unhappy. I am still so fucking UNHAPPY ! I was always excluded, I was always the scapegoat, the meme, I was never seen as a cool guy even once ! Fuck the world ! EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR ALL I COULD CARE !!

During a breakdown, after the anger... comes the sadness.

Max : Why was I such a burden ? Why couldn't I be good ? Why couldn't I be funny like Osc, smart like Nudge, a good shoulder to cry on like Alice, chill like Noob, why can't I be all that ? The others like to use memes. Well I am the meme, and I feel used. But I'm not and I buried myself in my own grave. No going back now.
Max took a rope and a chair. He considered the situation. He climbed on the chair, tied the rope around his neck and tied the rope to the airshaft of the fireplace.

Max hanged himself.


MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4

The end... ?

Click on the spoiler for my opinion as an author ~
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You thought it ended there ?
Well no.
Lely, who had his room right besides the balcony, decided to go on there to watch the sun set. He heard the airshaft make a noise...
Just as if something had been hanged on it. Or someone. Well Max was hanged.
In absolute horror, Lely screamed and started to panick. He tried to untie the rope but it was too high. His scream was as high and as loud as a dolphin, so immediately everybody gathered on the rooftop.


Lely : Max is hanging there !
Max : Let... me... d-die...
Nudge : So what ?
Lely : We cannot let somebody DIE !
Nudge : We did. In Danganronpa.
Pianta : chokbar
Lely : HELP ME ! PLEASE !
Alice : Now this is so fucked up we can't let him die. Lely. Jump on my shoulders.

Lely did so and with Alice's great height, they were able to reach the airshaft and untie Max, who fell, but didn't get hurt much anyways.

Max stared at Lely.

On his faces were profiled two feelings.

On his right side, the anger, the disappointment, the exasperation, the fear and the fury.

But on the left side of his face, his eyes were sparkling, happy that Max didn't die.


MKPCverse - Season 4
Chapter 4

The end.
Messages 10069 - King Mario King Mario
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Lely wrote:
Lely wrote:
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.

I don't even know what that means but sure

It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.

Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be

Your pfp choice leads me to think otherwise

There is nothing wrong with my pfp. Thr wrong thing here is your mind, because the only thing about it is that it is really girly for me but whatever.
Messages 10069 - King Mario King Mario
vs35405 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
Lely wrote:
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.

I don't even know what that means but sure

It means you like tropes which are in direct opposition to normal procedure. Essentially, you're obsessed with having Max be against you because he usually isn't. You enjoy making enemies of a friend. Like, you're getting off on it, if that explains it better.

Nah sorry I am not part of some weird fetishes unlike you seem to be
Messages 10069 - King Mario King Mario
vs35405 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
Okay we get it, Lely loves to play contrarian.

I don't even know what that means but sure
Messages 10069 - King Mario King Mario
vs35405 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
Senko wrote:
Lely wrote:
Senko wrote:
Lely wrote:
Senko wrote:
Lely wrote:
Senko wrote:
et moi je suis où dans tout ça

You decided to, thankfully, go away.

et c'est quand que je reviens

Jamais

Comment ça jamais

Même pas fichu de comprendre UN mot ?? 😭

Non mais sérieux je refuse de voir mon perso disparaître à jamais après avoir été un fdp envers la dernière personne que j'irais insulter mdrrr

J'en ai rien à faire que tu refuses, je ne t'ai pas demandé ton avis 💀
pensive1
Messages 10069 - King Mario King Mario
vs35405 pts ★ Legend
battle6102 pts ★ Racer
France
Senko wrote:
Lely wrote:
Senko wrote:
Lely wrote:
Senko wrote:
et moi je suis où dans tout ça

You decided to, thankfully, go away.

et c'est quand que je reviens

Jamais

Comment ça jamais

Même pas fichu de comprendre UN mot ?? 😭

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