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Update of the year, or at least ultimate QOL update. The VL2 pieces were needed considering land and water are completely different things ; like Riverside and Lakeside. However for Boo Lake and Broken Pier, it is the samr thing in both cases, and I don't see how KB2 would even work.

Tf is that message ? Looks like farming to me, since it's useless but also offtopic and very random.

E.g. : You

Erm actually the other topic is slandering MKPC players too 🤓

Nothing I'm just wondering why you are reading this old piece of bs

You aren't even on the current season 💀

Chapter 13 : Epilogue
MKPCverse
We're nearing the end, right ?
IlluZhion : We better be
Luq : I think we are...
Krazey : *inserts Final Fantasy victory theme*
Popplio : The end of what ? There's so many things to see !
StarSplizz : There's still a very bright future waiting ahead !
Fiery : I swear y'all are too optimistic... I just want to lie down and cry
Max : Me too. I relate to that on a personal level.
Pianta : Complaining all night, complaining all day
FDJ : And at the end of the day, we're still sadly side to side
Nudge : Y'all better not sing again... this shit is terrifying
FDJ : You don't even like anyone singing so I guess I won't take that personnally
Knoah : Lidelle Saved Us ! I Always Believed In Her Prophecy And At The End Of The Day Im The Happiest.
mememo : lets not forget your 69420 wounds and your 35 broken bones...
Knoah : Ah Yeah. Well Lidelle Cured It For Me !
xrunner : He genuinely believes in it, it's really... funny somehow.
Dietsoda : Yeah, mayflies battling for their lives. Until they... die.
VC : Do you remember, for the elders, when we were actually feeling happy? Life has gotten so much darker...
Popplio : Lely died, but he was always talking about the Light of Hope. I think it would be much easier for us to live if we put our trust into it.
Lemon : Inspirational words 👍
Jey : But I don't see the light... I only see the sun...
D4rk : 🎶 Mmm-mmm my la-a-ast--🎶 wait was that supposed to be a joke ?
Jey : No, I'm saying this unironically
D4rk : Wow. Well then, I'm genuinely concerned for you.
Ashton: Why ? It's perfectly logical?
Chilli : 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Ashton : Did I say something weird ?
Chilli : Yes,and you should just shut up
Noob : Welp should we end on a positive note or on a war ?
DPK : On a positive note of c--
Nudge : ON A WAR !!!!
VC : NO PLEASE DON'T !!
And that is, after long minutes of fighting, the end. They made it after all this time. And now they are ready to move on to a new road... or are they ? One thing is for sure, their future isn't certain, but it will take some unexpected twists ! For now, thanks for reading, reacting, joining, reviewing and following!
MKPCverse : The Light of Hope
THE END

Trailer (Fake Chp. 12): The Key to the Maze
Max found himself laying on the bed that he precedently laid on with happinness and tons of laughing. One year later, things were not the same. Their journey on this archipel turned out to be much darker than anyone intended to.
Lely : 🎶 We were the ones to step in this rough jungle, are we okay ? 🎶
Max : Why did you change the lyrics to the song ? Like I mean I translated it and it fits, but...
Lely : Ah because you know the lyrics now ?
Max : Of course, you literally put it on everyday. It goes like 🎶 him dealer an a dock shit jungle so gay 🎶
Lely : Those are the most cursed misheard lyrics I've ever heard
Max : Well then sing Pink Floyd
Lely : Dream on bestie
Much later..
Lely : 🎶 I'm feeling lonely 🎶
Max : Guess you'll feel even lonelier when I'll call an exorcist...
Lely : What the fuck ?
Max : You can't be singing on my freaking... miIIIIIND!
Therapist
D4rk : MAX ! WAKE UP.
Max's body was tense, asleep from things that happened. Once he got out of the court he felt dizzy and heard voices... they were gone now.
Max : What is happening AGAIN ?
Nudge : You passed out on the court floor. You didn't notice it though. You caught a virus during those three days. The local healthcare cured it, hence why you woke up. You had too much adrenaline in you at first, but then you've got hallucinations, heard voices etc.
Max : Where are the others?
Nudge : At MKPCverse. Now let's head back home and get some sleep, we'll discuss tomorrow.

Explanation : This was originally planned to be much different but I decided to make it like a key, like a simple transition to open the final door. Now the epilogue is in making, should be out tonight!

If y'all want some trailers then alright
Chapter 12 : The Key to the 미로
Lely : I'm feeling lonely
Max : You will feel even more lonely when I will call an exorcist to get you out of my mind. I warned you, you need to sing Pink Floyd if you want to stay
Lely : I'm not singing that rusty music... it's from the 70s
Max : Then you will disappear
Lely : What the fuck Max ?
He pops out of nowhere and causes annoyance...
FDJ : OWWWW!!!
Chilli : Bro is crying over some plastic and some foam 💀
Nudge: If Lely died then that bitch should too. They're both bitches so the gun might as well be real next time....
DPK : That is hurtful though
But soon enough, the whole squad will agree to take a moment to calmly talk about the whole season... it's the hour for the last waltz.
Chapter 13 : Epilogue
VC : So we finally managed to end a season properly after a proper number of episodes
Master : Oh, my dear fourth wall..
Fiery : Crivility spotted 💀
Knoah : Idk How Am I Alive but Yeah I Made It !!
Cringeh : Grammar lessons 🥶
Pianta : As if you were good at grammar. What's next, Yascamer crying about typo mistekes ?
Yascamer : It is spelt mistake...
OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR SEASON 4'S OPENING : AUGUST 5TH/6TH
OFFICIAL DEBUT OF SEASON 4 : MKPC KINGDOM : BETWEEN AUGUST 7TH AND AUGUST 18TH

Chapter 11 : Eleven (Part 2)
Lely : Cheer up Max ! We can't let ourselves down before figuring out what has been troubling the world !
Present...
Max : We should not have tried to figure it out... we just lost the battle even more
Nudge : W-what happened ?
Pianta : I remember Mina spreading toxic gas around here...
Nudge : Oh and this bitch killed the other bitch... Explains why Max is crying
Pianta : We need to send him to the hospital, or else Max is gonna get on copium and yell at us for doing nothing
Max : You know I can hear you right ?
Pianta : You know I don't care right ? 😍
Nudge : Yikes, please don't give me a headache right after waking up from my coma... y'all are exhausting
Max : The sole fact that nobody came for us... depressing tbh
Lemon : That's false and you didn't even tell us where you were
Nudge : True and you could have contacted people to help us. YOU had no health problem.
Chilli : You literally did this to yourself Max so stop complaining
Luq : True, if we didn't come here you would have passed out too so be grateful please
Max : Shut up, I lost a friend ! Is it that hard to get what I am going through ?
Nudge : Ah because nobody here saw Lely as a friend
Pianta : Well not me at least
Max : Consider shutting up and having some pity for someone who died
Pianta : I do have pity but he ain't my friend, take it or shut the fuck up
Luq : Look, nobody except Mina is to blame here so I'd suggest we all go home to take a deep breath
Chilli : Okay but what do we do about Lely ? We can't just let him there
Lemon : I called the police and rhe hospital... Pianta and Nudge, I took appointments for you as well because we don't know if your kidneys aren't infected
Chilli : Okay let's go home now...
At the huts...
D4rk : 🎶 Don't know how you do it like that 🎶
StarSplizz : Well you just crush the whole food in a blender and it takes less place
D4rk : Okay but what about the 🎶 ice cream 🎶
StarSplizz : Can you stop singing ? Also I was joking, you simply need to put everything in packages and put the packages in one corner of the bag so it takes less place than boxes
D4rk : What if it leaks though
StarSplizz : Well that should not happen so...
D4rk : What if it still does ?
StarSplizz : You have eyes left to cry
Chilli : Wassup y'all
Luq : We have news. Max is at a therapist, Nudge and Pianta are at a hospital and Lely... well he's at a hospital too but his survival is highly questioned
Lemon : That's due to his massive blood loss, since he was left there for three days
Luq : We also are all invited to the courtroom... that's how we entered and that's how we will leave.
Lemon : And it's all about Mina so this is our revenge, we get to decide how
Lely : Please get revenge for me... but please don't torture her
Max : I am hearing voices...
Chilli : So you're back from the therapist
Lely : Yes because my body is dead but my spirit is still there
Max : You guys aren't hearing anything, do ya ?
Lely : No they don't
Later at the court..
Court Pianta : Case is now open regarding Mina and other crimes. Max, you notably stole a car and disturbed someone, hence charging you with $69 since you bought a new car for the person. Now let's start with the serious things. Mina is charged with murder, gas spreading, and... everything she's done before... oh my god I had enough just send this bitch to a painful execution so she can die in torture for what she has done
Max : I don't have any idea personnally
Nudge : A blow and a smash for everyone she went against
Chilli : That's not enough
5 minutes later...
Court Pianta : Well she has been killed simply and now you can throw whatever at her. Make sure you get rid of your anger, we need positivity in this world.
Lely : And that wraps it up...the light of Hope... it kept us going forward and we succeeded.
Once Mina was drowned in tomato juice, expired milk and those sorts of things, the squad got out of the court.
Krazey : I think we just should chill like teenagers of our age. Is it not what people who precedently came here... did ?
Popplio : Yes that is what we did, and I cn confirm. We barely got to spend time at the huts and to even rest...
Illu : True, but something feels completed. And who is telling you we aren't going to come back ?
Luq : Yes but for now, we've got some job to do. Recruit new people and so goes on...
D4rk : So this is not the end...
Yeah. This is the homestretch. The lat pzrt of the show. Where people say goodbye and thank you. There are still some unanswered questions and blank spaces to be filled before the MKPCverse squad learns what true life is..

Yep you can
I need a color, a name and a personnality though

Thanks bestie 💅💅💅✨️✨️✨️✨️😘😘😘

Chapter 10 : Burning the Bridge
At the end of the meeting...
Lely : Wait.. Where's Osc ?
Max : I don't know but I really really have to use the bathroom. Can you come with me, please ?
Lely : Heck no, not after what happened last time 💀
Max : I swear Lely I'm literally about to piss myself.
Lely : Oh my god I don't care, you're 15 for hell's sake, you can go there by yourself
Max : Lely. PLEASE.
Lely : Ugh... fine
Once Max was done...
Max : So, where is Osc ?
Lely : That's literally what I was asking you..
Later...
Max : I'mma be straight with you, I stole a car. We need to look for Osc.
Lely : You can't do that ! And you don't even know how to drive... I prefer surviving
Max : Surviving my ass... you tried to feed yourself to the wolves, plus Osc is in danger rn.
Huts
Jey : Shit, my hacking computer won't fit. Can anyone lend me a bag ?
Chilli : Nah, it's not important, so figure it out by yourself
D4rk : I got you, but it won't be in the most convenient place.
Jey : Where are you gonna put it ?
D4rk : Next to my dirty laundry and under my food
Jey : That's totally disgusting
D4rk : Well take it or shut up
Chilli : We should have one bag for everyone's dirty laundry
D4rk : Yep, even if it's kinda dirty
Chilli : Well I know two suckers who will be happy to drool over each other's scent
Jey : Well my computer will still smell bad 🫤
D4rk : No because I put perfume on it, I wash it and all the stuff that goes on 💀 you smell ass, go take a shower
Jey : Calm down, and fine... 🙄
Chilli : Yep. It stinks out here.
Jey : Fuck you and get lost
D4rk : If anything, he would get lost in your stupidity
Chilli : Based + hate what I said but did I lie tho ?
D4rk : Yaaas, slay gurrrl 😍💅
Chilli : Bro... Lol...
MKPCverse's government dome
*CRASSHHHHHH*
Nudge : Hi there
RubixCube : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-- oh it's just Nudge. Please enter and take a seat.
Nudge : No need for that, thank you. I'm gonna be clear and straight. You, the older moderation team, is getting older. You might want to take some rest. And you wouldn't really know how to deal with more recent members and more recent problems that just come along. And that brings us to the fact that I told Pianta, a member of MKPC Archipel's Police Crew, that we, people affected by a virus which spread there, and probably in MKPCverse too, might help you and even replace you if you want to. I know you have your personal duties to do and all the roles should be set by now. We even have more complicated roles that the older moderation team didn't include due to the criminality rate being lower at that time. And that is, basically, why I think I should run for president, even if this application might be a little too short to your standards.
RubixCube : Well thank you, actually your application is on the much longer side. That's actual dedication, you proved well your points. However, was breaking everything necessary ?
Nudge : I might have been overly blunt, sorry about that.
Suddenly...
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Lely : Hello everyone, sorry for the bluntness of my actions but this is an emergency. Nudge, can you come with us ? Osc is in critical situation at the Nakorma Hoods and that's one hour from this dome. Please hurry.
Nudge : Alright I'm leaving
Once they were out...
Max : So how was it ?
Nudge : Focus on the road
Max : I can do multiple tasks at onc-- *almost hits another car*
Knoah : Hey ! Watch Your Go!
Nudge : So we are doomed to see this dumbass everywhere
Knoah : Well I Probably Know How To Drive Better Than You. OH MAH GAWD A RED LIGHT--
*Knoah simply proceeds to skip it and accidentally runs over someone, destroys trash cans and burn the actual car. Try again next time.*
Nudge : Well that sure was something.
Once the ride was done and Max almost made the three of them die, Pianta arrested them (or they thought so) and he pretended to force them to pay for the car. Afterwards he destroyed it, saying it was a broke ass ugly car anyways and that the local police was rich enough to pay for the car.
Pianta : That's my guys. Oh, and if you want some update about Osc's situation, he's not feeling well, and I think that might be the end for him
Nudge : Wait, really ?
Pianta : Yes, what do you expect ? The bitch stabbed him deep enough and many times actually. His wounds aren't going to disappear, and it would honestly be a miracle if the doctors actually managed to get him cured.
Mina : Oh yes I did. And who were you calling a bitch ?
Lely : PIANTA ! BE CAREFUL !
Lely jumped over, pushing Pianta and hence receiving Mina's knife in the back. It was very sharp, causing Lely to bleed a lot. Max just stared in shock and ran away crying, Nudge and Pianta staying there, wondering how to manage the situation. And that's when Pianta approached Mina and managed to strangle her with his stronger arms. That was enough to make Mina dizzy. He managed to put handcuffs on her hands but she still used her knife to cut Pianta and create small wounds. Pianta was a strong man though, he resisted and asked for other police agents to put her in a locked car they specifically prepared for her. She eventually got completely executed, and they made sure the body was buried 6000 feets under.
Something was still off though. Pianta realized it when he saw Mina in front of him. Nudge understood she had the power to clone herself. But where was the real one ? They could not know.
She put her mask on and spread some toxic gas all over the place, hence making Nudge and Pianta pass out.
Mina : AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE. HAHHAHAHHAA!!
Tenko : Not as long as you're under my watch.
Mina : Who are you ? I thought you were a fresh criminal that police could never catch...
Tenko : Okay, there's things you need to know. First. I am not a criminal and this was all a plan to catch you. Second. Yes, I know where your cloning skill is from, it's from the Warden virus. And yes I know that's why you wanted to get it but then you probably got high and decided to spread it like the little bitch you are. And third, I'm actually Osc, and yes, I know you're the real Mina and this is the end.
BOOOOOOM!!
Max : What is this---
Max's legs became so weak all of a sudden. Lely, dead. Nudge and Pianta, seemingly unconscious. Mina's body crushed on the floor and Tenko (Osc) sitting in front of it all.
Max got closer and both eventually hugged, both crying over the mess of their friends drop dead on the floor...
Lely : Remember what I said ? Always believe in the Light of Hope.
Nudge : Despair is much better... what are you even saying...
Chilli : REVIVAMOGUS wins over your everything ! It's the salvation of everything !
Max : Stop repeating it like a dumbass
Ralsei : You're such a party pooper, you bitch
Max : Whatever, have a nice day too
D4rk : Oh my god Lely ! Listen to this new Enhypen song !
Dietsoda : I want my ears for 2024 as well so please cut it off, mayfly.
xrunner : I agree, you might need earphones
IlluZhion : Uhh... it apparently grows mushrooms in your hair...
Ashton : EWWWW !!!! WTF IS THAT !!!!
Master : I think that's true though
Lemon : It is, I looked it up
VC : Well I'm not putting earphones now
Toad99 : I NEED to taste this new mushroom recipe 🤯
Cringeh : BRUH IM DYING
FDJ : Wouldn't that make you a cannibal
KirbyBoy : Well Idk But I Want GCN Wario Colosseum On My Eshop !!
Krazey : Shut up... just shut up...
Luq : His mouth is too dirty to be closed, or else that would mean he would digest stupidity which might be dangerous and get him infected
Jey : That one was a bad joke.
Laughing, crying, yelling at each other... but in happiness... what happened ?
Max : 🎶 If I could turn back the clock 🎶
osc-omb : Yeah I can sing too listen 🎶
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 🎶
Max : NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR A RICKROLL !
osc-omb : IT'S ALWAYS THE TIME FOR A RICKROLL
Max : MY BOYFRIEND--- BEST FRIEND JUST DIED !!!!! HE IS DEAAAD !!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND !!!! AND HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF !!!! ISTG !!!
osc-omb : no it's istj
Max : SHUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!
osc-omb : Okay you know what, my friends are dead too, so I don't know why you are throwing a tantrum. You need comfort, and that's fine, but yelling at me will not get you anywhere.
And Osc lext, leaving Max alone crying on his own. Max spent three days there, alone, eating nothing, and drinking the supplies he'd get by Lemon and IlluZhion. He was violent to everyone. Nobody could recognize him anymore.
To be continued... and to be done soon.