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Taking Sand Ocean and White Land 1 pls.

90% OF ALL THE TRACKS IN MKPC ARE TRACKS MADE IN 2 MINS ONLY TO GET 2 OR 3 VIEWS AND OOOHH THEY ARE BAD. THESE TRACKS ARE ABSOLUTE F****** FILLERS AND YOU CAN'T FIND NEW, GOOD TRACKS. THIS GAME IS STARTING TO NOT BECOME FUN ANYMORE.

THANKS

These aren’t retro tracks…

Oh? How come?

Thanks bestie 💅💅💅✨️✨️✨️✨️😘😘😘

You'll get more in S4. S3 was a transition between the shitty true S2 and the next one, and it was more like a training

Yes, kinda forgot about you, I wanted to focus on the plot while still seeing people we haven't seen for a while

Chapter 7 : The Light of Hope
Lely : Why are you guys even here
Max : The situation is quite alarming
Nudge : Yes. You'll be kicked out of here if you don't regain the island's trust.
Lely : Welp at least I'll be active
Guardian Pianta : I heard it. You'll be having a talk with the police. Watch yourself, criminal.
The three teenagers walked up to the office. As they arrived...
Pianta : Long time, no see, huh ?
Lely : So I heard-
Pianta : There's a simple thing for people to regain your trust. Everyone here has a common enemy that--
Lely : Get straight to the point. Mina escaped from her execution ?
Pianta : Yes, and I know you hate her probably even more than I do
Max : She is the reason why everybody fell in despair, although some did worse than others.
Nudge : Well Lely did a lot, but he was infected by more of the virus, so...
Lely : Okay... I guess I can do that.
Max : I'll be go--
Lely : No no no. I need independance. And I am the one who did this, so I'll be the one to fix it. Please leave me alone.
Elsewhere...
Delfino Street, 420th
DPK : I feel sad for Lely... he apparently got arrested
Chilli : That mf deserved it to the max
Fiery : Well not to the max, since he literally went for Max
Chilli : Screw your dad jokes
DPK : Oh my... the text I received just proves it.. he's screwed.
DPK's phone
11:20

... Max is typing...

You CAN'T respond to this conversation. Need help ?
DPK : Shut, he blocked me.
VC : What did he say ?
DPK : Lely has to kill Mina..
Popplio : Damn..
Ralsei : A bitch fighting another bitch
StarSplizz : Stop swearing
Ralsei : Oh come on
Nakorma's Jail
Dietsoda : I truly wonder if this time I'm wrong or not. Tbh both explanations make sense...
xrunner : I believe we are wrong, brother, and it's fine to take the L at times...
Dietsoda : True. A man must be proud of his defeats like if they were his wins. Admitting you failed at times and got up and tried a second time just proves you are not scared of the trial and error process, which is one of the mere concepts of humanity.
Police Pianta : I am gonna have a headache at the end of the day..
El Corte Delfino
Mina : I'm just looking for a fucking bathroom.. damn
Lely : Me too, do you want help ?
Mina : That voice...
While Mina was overthinking, a kid startled her from behind, saying "the bathroom is that way" in a cutesy voice. Lely then strangled her, and then threw her body into the elevator. He immediately regretted it, realizing that would just bring more suspicion to him and he could get charged for that. Although some TV guy announced that anyone who saw Mina had the right to hit her. Lely had to kill her though, but she was a menace, and she needed to be gone. Lely then realized he had no time. Closing the doors and going at the lowest floor, he made sure to kick every button and part in the elevator, eventually locking it out. During that time, he stabbed Mina with a knife he brought, and almost threw up at the thought, although he had no time for this. He started making many wounds on her body, slowly covering the elevator in more blood as it went, although he found a paper on her back...
Thought it was me huh ? Watch your back instead of watching the one of the others.
Lely then panicked, thinking he was going to be killed and arrested, but then he woke up and realized it was just a nightmare.
He was sweating very hard and he had to go to the bathroom. He then realized that it was not going to be an easy task to defeat Mina. She was cunning. But he went back to sleep.
Noki Bay
Nudge : This is a stunning place, it's very relaxing. Take some rest before going, okay ? We don't want to lose you.
Lely : Thanks...
Max : You're sure you wanna go alone ?
Lely : Completely. All alone.
Max : How are you gonna eat ?
Lely : Something I would like to confess before going... I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing this to protect everyone. I don't have the will to hold onto life since I live in guilt anyways.
Lely then used the watch Pianta gave to him. Maps and informations and everything was provided. Lely was grateful, he had every tool he needed.
Darkness Kingdom City
Chaz : I might be back to my natal house... but I had enough of living there. Maybe I could join their team permanently....
Chaz's sister : You can't, being a stoner will have negative impact on them, they're young
Chaz : I can stop being a stoner except during the nights...
Chaz's sister : Well you do what you want, I'll be staying here personally.
Chaz : I'm not sure if it's good for your mental health to be stuck in such an environment..
Chaz's sister : Well whatever
Chaz then took the portal to MKPC Archipel, and searched for any MKPCian around. He eventually found Master and Lemon chilling on the beach. How come Illu was not there though ?
Lemon : AAAAHH ! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS !
Master : He doesn't look very dangerous, don't worry
Lemon : Never trust the apperances..
Master : You're overreacting and on top of everything you spilled my chocolate lake drink. I hate you.
Chaz : I'm Chaz, previously known as... Cinnamon, I am trying to bring peace in every place where I am able to
Lemon : You really look like a stoner
Chaz : ... Indeed I am.
Ashton : DOES THAT MEAN HE WILL TURN US INTO STONES ?
IlluZhion : No he simply smokes--
VC :--- and that's a family friendly fanfic so shut up.
Kraze : Chill. Anyways, have you guys seen bathrooms--
Knoah : Don't -- Apparently Mina Hides Into One. We Need To Avoid Her.
Kraze : Welp - I'll just go home then.
Mina was not in a bathroom though... she was already planning on doing a mass genocide. But it's late already, so go to bed and take some rest because you're gonna need it, the next chapter is truly gonna be one hell of a ride...
MKPCverse
Chapter 7 : The end

Chapter 5 : Darkness Kingdom City
Disclaimer : not gonna be a plot chapter or a dialogue, its gonna be written like a novel to be more emotional
After entering the portal, most of the squad members had to use the restroom. When they found one and got out, dark matter swallowed the whole content of the room, but Lely accidentally tripped in it, and nobody knows what happens next.
Chaz's house, DKC. District 69
Chaz : Oh yeah. This is my house. I have been living there because some people started hating me as if I was a monster, so I decided to get out of the main world to live here. But it's not great... it's always dark and nothing has improved since the so called Warden has arrived.
Nudge : That is what we are looking for
Chaz : Oh, yeah. Do you want some weed to--
Fiery : Not at all for me, but thanks
Chaz : I was talking about seaweed... however if--
Fiery : It's fine, thanks.
Max : Lely...
Chaz : Ehh. Let me guess, he fell into that dark matter ?
Max : Yes...
Chaz : Oh then we need to fight him. If we proceed to uncurse him without killing him, good news. If we don't...
Max : DO NOT LAY A FINGER ON HIM !!!
VC : Max, we need to be realistic. He might be a danger for anyone on this universe and on the main universe too.
Max then sort of had a breakdown and just went outside. However, Nudge proceeded to bring him back.
Nudge : Listen, we don't need your existential crisises to pop up now. Everyone got manipulated, it's bullshit outside, everything's unsure, and one of our... our... *sigh* friends, might be in danger and a danger too.
Max : ok but what about my mental health
Nudge : Do you think I look happy to be in this mess anyways ? I am as tired as you are, I am just trying to do things for the squad and not always think about me, myself and I like you do
Max : you can't understand
Nudge : As if I didn't have problems myself...
In faraway lands, we talk of Chaz as a peace bringer, and his sole aura stopped the argument. If you look closely, tears could be seen rolling down Nudgy's face.
Max : Are you crying ?
Nudge : Yes. To prove you that I do give a fuck. About you. About Lely, even if he gets on my nerves sometimes. About most of us. About our lives. I just don't like to express it because to me it is a sign of mere weakness. And because I am probably not as sensitive as you two, the lovey dovey birds. If I feel sad or down, I take action. It makes me forget. But sometimes... i just can't--
Nudgy's voice started cracking and the stream of his tears got harder and faster. Max hugged him, which Nudge didn't seem to care about for once. At least Snorlaxes were built like pillows. And then he started to sleep, just like in did in that fiery pipe one year ago.
One by one, the members feel asleep, Chaz putting them on different beds he somehow had stocked. And that was the eleven (or so) teenagers that intended to save the world. Sometimes you need time to breathe and take care of yourself. Especially at this age.
6:00AM
Nudge : Ehhh. Need to pay attention to not wake up the sleeping snorlax thing below me.
Max : 'm already awake...
D4rk : Ah, finally. We have no time to lose---
Lely : Exact. Crew, take them all ! We need all of our Pokemon by tonight.
Crew member 1 : We Will Do As You Say.
A few seconds later, the room was empty, even Chaz was captured. The ship then started flying towards a whirlpool in the sky...
Nudge : SO I SAID I CARE ABOUT HIM AND HE PUTS MFS TO CAPTURE US ? LIFE'S SUCH A BITCH !
D4rk : I mean... what did we expect ?
Noob : I should have stayed in my average home...
Lely : As you see, we already captured one person that tried to play the hero. They failed miserably. And now we are going to corrupt the whole world... to cause mayhem and chaos. Why ? Because it just feels so releasing to let your feelings all out. I have been nice for too long, now's coming my despair arc.
Max : AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HUH? MY BEST FRIEND IS A FUCKING VILLAIN ! MY BRAIN IS GONNA EXPLODE ! WHAT THE HELL !
D4rk : Those mfs are scary when they want to be
Nudge : Yeah, them arguing at full force is... entertaining.
Max : DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ENTERTAINED ? NOO. THEN LET ME LAUGH. HYAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA-
And at this moment, the spark that both him and Lely had in their eyes before it all happened... disappeared.
Jey : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON !!
Max : Lely was right all along. Make room for my true feelings and who I am truly am.
Lely : Dickeating me won't make us friends, and such unsubtle strategies won't work. You're still a burden. I want independance, get off my fucking shoulder for god's sake.
Max broke down once more when Lely said that, even if he knew Lely didn't mean it. Nudge was boiling.
Nudge : YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH, A BACKSTABBER, AN ASSHOLE, I SWEAR YOU JUST MAKE ME SICK. THE PICK ME CRYBABY EVERYDAY AND THEN, THE BITCH TRYING TO MAKE US SUFFER. IS ANYTHING THE MATTER, FUCKING LELY ??
Lely : My problem is you and the matter I have touched was salvation.
Lely then hit Nudgy with more strength than usual, just hurting the bunny. What was wrong with him ?
To be continued...

You'll get many in the real episode