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Chapter 3 : When the facade breaks
Max : How about going to the beach for a night stroll under the stars ?
Nudge : Sounds cheesy as fuck
StarSplizz : Yeah but that's that's typical teenagers would do when they are about to break down and cry about their life
Nudge : Why would we cry ? This is not even a bad life to begin with
Popplio : It's not a bad life ? It's legit terrible, how could you like it
Nudge : It's better than a lovey dovey life
IlluZhion : Excuse me ? ~ it's not !
Pianta : Here goes the simp 💀
Nudge : The second hand embarassment has escalated quicker than the time it takes to Max to protect Lely against something
Max : I don't feel so well. Could we lower with the mockery please
Pianta : Keep on dreaming sweetie 😍
Max : Alright ! Alright ! If that's what you want then I'm heading out
Lely : Wait ! No, come on, just stay here, it's not a big deal, plea--
But Max kept on going. He got out of the huts, Lely running after him.
Pianta : Man what a dickeater 🤡
StarSplizz : They aren't the dickeaters. You're the asshole
Popplio : Wait, did StarSplizz... JUST SWEARED ? WHAT ON EARTH ?
StarSplizz : Wait, no ! I-i mean... well... fine. You're the asshole. I'll repeat that.
Popplio : He even repeats it 😭
Fiery : Get the fudging camera! THIS IS COURT WORTHY ! AAAAH
KrazeyKay : Man if someone made StarSplizz swear then I'm--
Chilli : We just got out of the court ! I'm not getting back to it !
IlluZhion : Nah, but he's right. You're annoying. You're arrogant. Just stop.
Pianta : You're cringe, you're a simp, you're annoying and you're a victim. Bro stop crying. You're worse.
Chilli : Nah, he's not worse than you !
Luq : Everyone let's just relax, take a deeper breath than the ocean and chill
KrazeyKay : Agreed, it's getting really messy over nothing. Calm down.
Ashton : True... I feel sad about it. Can't we stop arguing for just one day?
Pianta : You were the ones creating the argument. I'm just stating the truth.
And as he said that, he walked away.
Luq : Sigh... Talk about a very nice, calm and friendly evening between friends...
Ashton : But that is all Pianta's fault !
DaisyPeachandKeeby : Somewhat true...
Dietsoda : This is a mere and empathetic excuse. All of you mayflies are guilty for contributing, directly or not, to the argument.
Cringeh : Stop using such fancy words
D4rk : Fancy ~ You
Cringeh : Why are you singing
D4rk : Oh sorry, it was just automatic
Dietsoda : What a ridiculous view of the situation. Those aren't fancy words. Your vocabulary, as a mayfly, is obviously very limited. I'm the standard here.
DaisyPeachandKeeby : Yeah but it's still complicated... think about others too...
Dietsoda : Why should I, and why would I need to adapt to my surroundings if their stupidity isn't something I was able to control myself ?
xrunner : That's how a conversation works... sorry to break it to you
Dietsoda : Oh, everyone, mayflies, look at this right now. It is now a betrayal coming from my own brother. You'd be crying over someone stealing your scooby snack, yet I am being betrayed by my own brother at this very right moment. And I'm not even yelling. However, that is such ungratefulness towards someone who loves you... tssk. You're a ghost to me now.
xrunner : No, you're being dramatic. I just contradicted you. Calling that a betrayal... sorry not sorry man
Brint : Is it just me, or is the argument getting bad ? I feel like nobody can get along
Chilli : Yeah... I don't like it
Dietsoda : Ha. That just proves being around is a waste. Your low intelligence is capable of making me throw up. I'll go away now.
He was now the 4th person to just leave the situation. People were starting to panic and the situation got chaotic.
Nudge : Osc, just come to my room, we'll play Danganronpa while this world is burning, as it should
osc-omb : Yeah okay why not I guess
Knoah : Oh Dear Lidelle My Savior. Please Save My Soul From All Of This
Chilli : SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR LIDELLE ! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT !!!
Knoah : YES ! IT IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY AMOGUS !
Chilli : HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMOGUS ! FUCK OFF ! YOU ASSHOLE !
Fiery : NONE OF THEM IS A SAVIOR ! STOP BEING DELUSIONAL !
StarSplizz : IS THAT EVEN THE SUBJECT ?
VC : STOP YELLING AROUND FOR NOTHING !
Luq : Woah woah woah, everyone, calm down, there's no need to--
mememo : Shut up ! You're not helping in the slightest !
IlluZhion : AT LEAST HE ISN'T MAKING THE MATTERS WORSE, UNLIKE YOU !
mememo : Oh really? Am I making the matters worse ?
VC : Of course ! You're going at people without any freaking reason !
Master : Everyone, shut up.
Lemon : Can we just stop arguing...
Chilli : DO YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO A CRINGE CRYING BABYCATGIRL ? GET LOST
IlluZhion : EXCUSE ME WHAT WAS THAT NAME YOU HAVE GIVEN HER ???
Brint : DOES THAT EVEN MATTER AT THE MOMENT ! HUH ? HUH ? NO !
Cringeh : WHY WON'T WE CALM DOWN
Ralsei : YOU DUMB BITCH ! DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HELPING !
Jey : STOP INSULTING OTHER PEOPLE !
Master : SHUT UPPPPPPPP !!!!!
He screamed that at top of his lungs. Everyone then just collectively packed their bags with almost nothing and went somewhere random on the island.
Meanwhile, what are our lovey dovey birds friends doing on the beach while the rest of the squad is arguing ferociously ?
Lely : Wait Max. What is happening ? Why are you feeling bad ? What---
Max : Lely, give me a break.
Lely : Why ? I hate to see you like---
Max : Give me a fucking break.
Lely : But----
Max : I. Said. GIVE. ME. A. BREAAK !!!
And as he said that, he threw Lely in the hollow waters of the night.
Meanwhile, IlluZhion... Was rethinking everything. Everything that happened. Blurred memories, uncomfortable feelings, and somewhat a... skip ? Why was Lely held hostage ? Nobody knew. Someone got rid of their memories. And someone heated up their minds. Maybe this was just the collective burn out. It made them forget everything. Anyways, what mattered now is... the argument. MKPCverse always argued, but to this point ?
The very next day, in a hotel room...
Pianta : Let me check the news...
MKPC Archipel has been attacked by a team of what seems to be teenagers. They were reported to be part of the squad that came from MKPCverse. They are facing court now, will they win the case ? The police is shocked and all the Piantas can agree on the fact that this raid was unexpected---
Pianta : Sigh. Let me just put these crazy ass ret**ds in jail so we'll be done with their superiority complex.
In the meanwhile, on the beach where the squad arrived...
Cringeh : I heard there was an attack done by our fellow MKPC members... I have to form a team with Luq, Max and Lely to chill down the situation.
What is the actual attack ?
Dietsoda : So, you've came back to the right side, brother ? Good choice. You won't regret it. Let's show to those empathetic mere mayflies what we can do once we're reunited as one.
xrunner : I'm all ears. It feels so good to finally be back to what I feel like I was bound to do. Let's tear these islands down.
Court Pianta : Cease this chit-chattering !
Meanwhile, the situation was becoming worse elsewhere...
Nudge : I mean... We've only stolen one pineapple. How insignificant. The police isn't gonna be occupied with that. Also, it's such despair inducing to be in such a situation...
osc-omb : We've also stolen 69 bananas and 420 coconuts. But yes, only a little robbery. And such despair.
What are planning some of the good ones ?
KrazeyKay : We need to save this place. We'll plan a way to help the police in a flawless way. We can do that.
Lely : I mean, yes. This chaos can't keep on going. If it's just small and inoffensive, it's fine, but now... it's starting to get dangerous.
Max : Damn I lowkey have enough of always feeling like a mom... and now the kids are getting completely crazy...
Luq : The four of us ? It's enough. If our four brains work as hard as they can to bring the peace back, it will be fine.
There were even fights between the MKPCverse members.
Chilli : This money is mine. Stop acting like you deserved it, spoiled brat !
Fiery : At least I WORKED to earn it ! Get your fudging money by yourself !
Yascamer : Damn, this is a critical situation
Ralsei : BITCH GO BACK TO SPEAKING FRENCH OR SHUT UP !
Mystery : Sigh... why are we even fighting between each other, for fucking money, at the age of 9-10-11
Toad99 : That's what I was thinking. Let's help Luq, Max, Kraze and Lely in their plan to save the day and us all along with it
Mystery : Good idea... anyways, anything would be a good excuse to get out of this trashfire... because this is annoying.
Toad99 : Yeah, and it even became problematic... sigh.
Yascamer : What is the problem ?
Toad99 : Nothing, don't worry... I just feel like I failed my duty as a Toad...
Mystery : No, don't worry. It was a collective duty based on the confidence we had for each other. Sadly, it had to break apart and now it's rolling in the deep.
Yascamer : Yeah. There's a fire... starting around here.
And even the ones in jail are plotting their revenge and evading...
Brob2nd : So, what's your name again ?
Toadboi : Toadboiiiii with five i's because it looks cool
Brob2nd : Interesting...
What will happen ? Are these islands truly doomed ? Find out soon...
FDJ : I am in the credits zone because I dont have any lines if I don't 💀😭
KirbyBoy : What a Mess... Wario Collostadium ? Can You Help Us ?
No, I said let's end with something meaningful!
IlluZhion : Well, my turn. These islands are left to the doom. When teenagers of the chaotic type get released in nature while being burnt out by their hard life and their pressure, well they break down... and become what they never wished to be. We don't know what they are capable of yet... but just wait.
Thanks for this beautiful sentence ! Finally, someone who can say meaningful and deep things here...
To continued...

Chapter 1 : Investigation
KrazeyKay : Man, what should we do now ?
Fiery : Die in peace, ughhh I'm so tired
Nudge : Nah. I want to agonize and suffer.
Max : I'd rather not, thank you
Nudge : Yes but you aren't in charge of my life, so leave me alone and mind your own business, not like you had none
Max : Yes since I can kill you at any moment by destroying the rooftop and make it fall on your head, so behave
Nudge : Ooh interesting
osc-omb : NO, stay. I need you in my bed
KrazeyKay : It is supposed to be "in my life"
Jey : That's nasty. The saying was perfectly fine and he edited it to be perverted, not a fan of it personnally
osc-omb : Oh, shut up and take a joke
Fiery : Why does this feel so real ?
Master : Duh, maybe because it's real
Popplio : We went from "stop breaking the fourth wall" to actual discussions. We made progress guys
Nudge : You know it's something when the quiet kid starts to show off his analyses
Popplio : Well, I finally got time to shine too, and that's great
Pianta : Guys we are supposed to act in a way the plot can progress. Nobody cares about how many lines you get
Jey : Be quiet and let others speak their mind. You're so annoying bruh
IlluZhion : Why do you need to be so agressive ? He wasn't, for once...
Pianta : Bro I don't care, you think you ate but the plate is full and the food is cold 🥶
Jey : Stop making fun of me
FDJ : Stop making fun of him
Luq : Stop copying each other
??? : Bruh is the chain going to stop ?
Ralsei : Get out bitch
Chilli : Hold on, I recognize that voice...
??? : Yeah and apparently I was impersonated. Anyways I'm Cringeh
??? : Yeah shut up. My moment now.
Fiery : People are coming ? There might be a chance to see Lely again
??? : Won't you recognize me ? Well, name's Toadboiiiii. Yeah there's five i because it looks cool. Toadboiiiii. Did you get that ? Toadboiiiii. Toadboiiiii. Toadboiiiii. I'm not sure you've understood, my name is Toadboiiiii. You got that ? Toadboiiiii. One last time ? Toadboiiiii. Spelling letter by letter ? Toadboiiiii. Toad---
Chilli : SHUT UP !
mememo : We got it, your name is Toadboiiiii... now shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Toadboiiiii with five i because it looks cool : Nah. It is MonoBoiiiii for you, mayfly.
Dietsoda : Now that word belongs to ME.
Toadboiiiii but it's MonoBoiiiii for you asshole : Yeah whatever. It's my full-time job to murder, steal and kill. A good life motto, right?
IlluZhion : Nahhh this dude is something else. I don't really trust him.
This dude is telling you to fuck off and his name is Toadboiiiii and it's cool so call him like that next time: Yeah I'm a murderer, so what ? Life is life, death is death, hope is hope, despair is despair, por---
DaisyPeachandKeeby : This is a family friendly fanfic so we censored the sentence. Thanks for your comprehension !
Nudge : Stop being a NPC. There's only one NPC I like and it's Your Favorite NPC
Toadboiiiii : Ooh yeah. That reminds me, I planned a killing game for all of you
VC : We are not going to participate in this
MonoBoiiiii : You are obligated, and I have an hostage, and you probably want this hostage to be with y'all
Max : Could it be...
MonoBoiiiii : Oh yeah. His name is Lely
Max : WHAT ??? HE IS ALIVE ? AND WHY DIDN'T YOU GAVE HIM BACK ???
Ralsei : BITCH YOU BETTER FREE HIM NOW
MonoBoiiiii : Chillax. You will only have to investigate one mystery
Nudge : Now this sounds interesting
Bj : I hope it's not a dead body
MonoBoiiiii : It's not. Infact, we just found a Pianta in Corona Mountain the other day. Yes because Delfino Isle is part of MKPC Archipel. And you are going to find who nearly killed him
Nudge : That's super boring, I'll be going now. Do it yourself without me
MonoBoiiiii : I forgot ! Everyone not participating in this will be locked up with dogs.
Nudge : You can't do this to me
MonoBoiiiii : Yes I can
Nudge : Asshole
MonoBoiiiii Love you too !
Fiery : Oh boy why am I excited about it
mememo : Because you are an Ace Attorney stan
Fiery : True. Let's do this
They then got guided to the court. At the center of the room, a Pianta looked mad and his skin was carmine. Facing him, there was another Pianta, a yellowgreen Pianta, visibly the main suspect.
Victim Pianta : ASSHOLE ! JERK ! FUCK OFF ! PUBLIC DANGER ! SERIAL KILLER !
StarSplizz : Are we obligated to deal with all the swearing ?
MonoBoiiiii : Cry about it
FDJ : Swearing is bad
StarSplizz : ^
Nudge: Shut up and listen to every piece of information, they are important
Ralsei : Yes, and there's literally fifteen suspects so each info could be crucial
KrazeyKay : It's 30 brains. Do you think we are gonna get this wrong ?
Main Suspect Pianta : Stop insulting me ! I am not even the culprit...
Nudge : What's your alibi then
Main Suspect Pianta : I wasn't even conscious when this happened
Pianta : Then why is it reported that one Pianta saw you in the volcano
Main Suspect Pianta : Listen here. We've got the news. It's been reported that lately there was a lot of identity fraud and impersonation, notably with a Cringeh imposter being an actual stalker. Although the real Cringeh is here and doesn't behave the same at all
IlluZhion : But the witness is also part of the suspects so let's not rely on them
Fiery : Yeah but they've got the main piece of evidence so we can't just ignore them
KrazeyKay : Ummm. What are the reports about the other Piantas ?
Pianta : Well, that pale blue Pianta over there was seen hanging around by the entrance. He could have been taking a hot bath but it was already a hot day. Its also very difficult for Piantas to even reach that place. He must have been goated
Hot Source Pianta : We've got the genes in the family. If you dig in my information, you'd know that my grandpa lives in Pianta Village and always relaxes by the hot river
Ralsei : Doesn't sound like the culprit at all for me, his alibi is fair, he looks pretty dumb and lost by all this chit-chattering
Jey : I personnally see that the greenyellow Pianta has been reported throwing knives in the volcano.  What's your alibi ?
Knife Pianta : I don't have any, and I can't deny any of the reports
Pianta : You're the culprit
KrazeyKay : Uh... maybe...
Fiery: Obviously
KirbyBoy : But ! Let's Examine Other Suspects Before Jumping To Conclusions
Nudge: It's the first time you've said something smart
Max : So what we can see is that the yellowgreen Pianta was unconscious because he was knocked out by the greenyellow Pianta who was throwing knives into the volcano. A pale blue Pianta was found hanging out near the entrance of the volcano. A purple Pianta was found cheering about locking up someone in the heats". A black Pianta was found criticizing the Pianta who was locked up. A white Pianta was found impersonating others, and a baby Pianta was seen crying because he was burnt by something... the other ones are witnesses but they are registered as suspects and we don't know why
KrazeyKay : It's obvious that the culprit is a witness..
Nudge : No. For me it's definitively the purple one. He gives it away
Psycho Pianta : I talked about the fish that I was finally able to fit into the oven...
KrazeyKay : As dumb as it sounds, there is a witness to back up his claims, the alibi being that he never left the sea for 24 hours and then never left the house for 24 hours, he was literally recording all the while, for his BathTube channel. His wife, which is the witness, also filmed during the 48 hours. And it all occurred during the crime...
VC : This sounds so complicated... ugh....
Chilli : I don't think there's any point anymore.. its too hard to tell
Yascamer : On abandonne, donc ?
Knoah : This Case Is So Stupid
D4rk : I actually have a good theory if you wish... but it's lengthy
Nudge : Go on, even I am confused
Toad99 : Alright, enlighten us
D4rk : It actually includes every of the Piantas. Basically... the yellowgreen Pianta which is the main suspect was impersonated. But let's get back to that later, okay ? Well, so he was in conflict with the greenyellow Pianta, who knocked him out. He also threw knives in the volcano to make them stronger and make a new weapon to plan a murder on the yellowgreen Pianta. However, the yellowgreen Pianta was was hated by the Black Pianta who criticized him, and became a suspect. That's where it starts. The wife of the Black Pianta heard that and she planned to be the one to kill the carmine Pianta, while impersonating the yellowgreen Pianta because *breathes* basically, her husband hated the yellowgreen Pianta and the carmine Pianta and she also hated the carmine Pianta. So she asked her friend, who is the white Pianta, to try out costumes for her to use, and preferably identical to the yellowgreen Pianta's clothes, and this to the bone. In the meanwhile, the Purple Pianta was gone filming for a good 48 hours. The pale blue Pianta was gone to the source and stole FLUDD to get to that; here's why Mario is also in that trial. Now it becomes even more confusing. The wife witnessed her kid listening secretly to her plans, because her kid is friend with the carmine Pianta's kid, who is a witness. So she decided to hit her with a belt, a slipper, and everything she could find. That's why the baby Pianta was seen crying about something that burnt. However, the wife also got knocked out by one the witnesses, the navy blue Pianta, who heard it all. However, she prepared a plan B and she told her accomplice about it ; the accomplice distributed the clothes to another of the witnesses, the Kaede pink Pianta... who is the true culprit ! HA !
Nudge : Can we make out tonight
D4rk : Hmm... nah, thanks. But wait! There's still one more thing ! This Kaede Pink Pianta has a double disguise. Not only he impersonated the yellowgreen one... but in truth he is also... BROB2ND ! YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE VILLAIN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT NOW ???
Nudge : We should hire him as a Danganronpa protagonist. Slay
Brob2nd : SHIT ! SCREW YOU !
Ashton : That reasoning is Ashtonishing ! There isn't any hole or anything that could be exploited to prove the whole thing false.
Dietsoda : I have to admit this was amazing, however next time let me shine, mayfly. Also, what a shitty pun 💀
Ashton : Stop making fun of me !
FDJ : Stop reusing my lines !
Pianta : Anyways, that should close it.
MonoBoiiiii : Don't forget the most important thing: voting time
Everyone then voted Brob2nd...
But the sound wasn't the one expected...
It sounded like hell...
But it suddenly changed! It was another prank!
Max: Yes ! We can see Lely now ! Where is he ?
Lely : Right behind you, bestie ♡
Well... everyone seemed to be happy at the end of the day. Thanks to D4rk !
MysteryMan : No but I was told I'd at least have one line and the episode is done already ? Liars !
Bj : Oh Stop complaining...
Lemon : Well~ me too, and that's a shame
Lely : Is it good now ? Well, I guess ! Anyways, see you later, and thanks for reading !
Master : 😃🔪🧍‍♂️🟢🔨4️⃣🧱🛑🖕
Lely : Love you too <3
To be continued...

Case 1, Chapter 3 : Deadly Life
Monokuma : And now, let the investigation begin !!
Nudge : One important point is that the blood that James mentioned is only around the pond, not in the pond. And there doesn't seem to be any stab wound on his body.
Max : What if he was drowned ? This is a pond... it's very much possible that the killer used that as a trap.
Nodac : Yeah but what if the killer made a stab wound on a weird place that is not visible, only to wash off the blood with the pond ?
Monokuma : Puhuhuhuhu... this is a split opinion. You will be split between two teams depending on your opinion on this situation.
SPLIT DEBATE START
He died because he was stabbed
He died because he was drowned
Max : This is a pond. He most likely has been drowned in the water.
Nodac : As I said, what if the killer used the water to wash off the blood ?
Nudge : I inspected the body and there is absolutely no stab wound
James : Maybe the stab wound is in the back of his body ?
Dietsoda : If he was stabbed, he would probably have spit blood out.
MNL : But that literally explains the blood traces right there...
D4rk : They are way too far from the body, the killer probably got his blood somewhere else
SYK : They aren't even that far plus what if the killer stabbed Noob first only to drown him later
Daisankor : That seems really unrealistic. Although it's possible, do you know what the source of blood on this island might be ?
Croassung : There is a lab but I'm telling you, the source of Noob's death is by being stabbed.
Krazey : It sounds like we aren't going to come to an agreement. Is there any file to tell us the cause of the death ?
Cringeh : Nah there is not any file I think
Lely : No, that's wrong, and it's the MonoFile, that we were supposed to be given to, but Monokuma forgot
Princess : Fair enough, but if Monokuma forgot then this debate is endless...
Veno : Exactly so there is no point in continuing to argue until Monokuma hasn't even given us the file.
Monokuma : Split debate end ! That was fun, y'all are not as bad as I thought. Anyways, I am late, but who cares ? Not like that changes a lot !
Nodac : Are you stupid that literally changes everything...
MonoFile
Hour of death : 5:30AM
Cause : Drowning in water
Hint to solve the case : Someone has been betrayed and it's not the victim
D4rk : I mean yeah we were right but... hint to solve the case ?
Nudge : Monokuma knows how every murder happens
Nodac : But then, that means the culprit was betrayed and that's why they decided to kill Noob ?
Lely : Be careful with those hints. What if it considers me rejecting Princess as a roommate as a betrayal ?
Veno : Well I don't know, but coming back to the split debate, two hypothesises got thrown away and they need to be looked over again. We know that SYK's hypothesis is false since it's proved by the MonoFile, but Daisankor and D4rk, both on the "He has been drowned" side, mentioned that the killer could have got his blood somewhere else. Considering the pretty large size of the blood, can't we just check out each other's arms and see if there is any lab or something on the island ?
MNL : Dirty
Dietsoda : It is not. In fact, what is dirty is your mind. Veno is only trying to come to a conclusion using only small elements that are very helpful and that nobody thought about before, and you are going into hormonal teenager mode because he said we were going to check out each other's arms. Literally, what the hell.
MNL : Hormonal teenager mode 💀
Veno : I guess I must ask... are you okay with an arm checkout ?
Many "Yes"'s were said and nobody seemed to refuse, so MNL just said yes too, in defeat.
Veno : Perfect so let me proceed.
Once Veno was done, he looked surprised.
Veno : There seems to be no mutilation. The lab seems to be a better hypothesis at the moment.
MNL : What if--
Veno : Shut up.
Nudgy who explored the island thoroughly nodded and guided everyone to something that he thought was a lab. In fact, it was a medical shop, who selled needles, band-aids... but also blood packets in case of quick and unwanted blood loss.
Nodac : Woah, so that's where the blood is from...
Monokuma : Yeah whatever. Now's the time to have fun, because the class trial starts NOW!!
Later...
Daisankor : Of course, the class trial in the official courtroom. Makes sense.
Nodac : Anyways where do we start ?
Lely : The alibis. What are your alibis for not murdering Noob during this case ?
Max : The murder happened at 5:30PM. I was still sleeping and the cameras can prove that.
Lely : I was also sleeping
Nudge : But everyone was supposed to be sleeping. How do we know who woke up when ?
Veno : No, we need to perceive it in a different way. Who is more suspicious instead of who is less.
D4rk : In this case, I suspect James, because he was late to the meeting only to tell us a lot about the murder that happened.
Croassung : That seems right, but that cannot be the conclusion. What if he was framed ? That's what I mean.
Cringeh : No I don't think he was framed. He is definitively the murderer.
Max : Well I don't know about that. "Betrayal from a close friend"...
Nodac : That definitively looks like someone who has been framed. Now I suspect Cringeh
Max : Why
Nodac : Isn't it obvious ? The betrayed person is James. He is Cringeh's friend. Cringeh could have told him to go in a place where he actually wasn't, only to distract James during the time he would go for a murder, and then James could have looked around the whole island to meet Cringeh, although that was just a trick to pinpoint the murder on him
Lely : Very good theory
Nudge : The only inconsistency is, why would James look around for Cringeh during the whole murder, then not even coming back until the meeting ?
Lely : What if Cringeh left a note where he told James to meet him at 5:30 by the lonely Pianta's island where Lily Pad Ride pipe is that James only noticed when he woke up ? James probably used a boat to arrive there. Plus, he maybe was late, and was in a hurry to go there so he didn't go anywhere else then. Also James is a kind person so there are chances he trusted Cringeh just went back to the island before the time they were supposed to meet, so he was forced to go back and that is why he was late to the meeting
MNL : You know too much. What if you were the one who orchestrated this murder, and just replaced your name, by Cringeh's one ?
Cringeh : True, I didn't frame James. You are the one betraying me.
James : NO, THAT'S WRONG !
James interrupted Cringeh like a Danganronpa protagonist. The whole room was looking at him, wondering why he finally spoke up, and also why he spoke up so late about what happened.
James : Everything Lely said is true and you know that ! I just wanted to trust you until the very end because you were a great friend of mine on this island, but when you think about it that way, everything puzzles ! Also, you didn't betray me once, but twice. You also told me yesterday "What if I committed murder to escape with you" so I tried to cover up your murder as well, because even if I trusted you, I also thought about the fact that you might have committed a murder, so I tried to cover it up, by putting the cheap cover on Noob's body, but also by defending the wrong side in the split debate, hoping that it would change the outcome and allow us to escape, because I was so gullible. So I didn't tell anyone about what happened or about my suspicions. I wanted to shield you against suspicion, but it seems like you have abused that, since after betraying me by telling me to meet - and on top of everything, ALONE, which was a red flag for murder according to Daisankor, which means you could have betrayed me there too - you pinpoint the crime on me here and say that I'm not framed. Why do you know so much about that, huh ? Well because you are the murderer and the one who framed me.
Cringeh : You literally betrayed me just now ! I am gonna get executed !
James : You deserved to be betrayed-- WHAT ? EXECUTED ?
Cringeh : That is what happens in Danganronpa ! If people find out the truth about this case and about who the murderer is, the murderer gets executed. Also, you cannot escape, since I didn't succeed my murder plan, all thanks to you. So you are going to stay in this hellhole and I'm going to die. All of that because you couldn't have kept your mouth shut ! Also, James, wanna know something ? This murder plan was quite easy to figure out, especially with people who already experienced a killing game, among us. (Pun intended.) So it's either they figure out right, or they figure out wrong, but there is no "not figuring out". If I pinpointed the murder on you, you would have been voted as the culprit, only for them to realize that no, I was, so that we could escape together. Also the other people wouldn't even be executed, as Monokuma said. We would just get to escape. You ruined everything because you panicked. Talk about a trustworthy friend.
James : N-no, t-that's wrong. E-Executed ? He w-would n-never...
Monokuma : In fact, yes, I'll do. For now, I prepared a very special punishment for Cringeh... MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy.
James : No... NOOOOO !!
Monokuma : Still, we have the climax and the voting to do.
Lely : Here's everything that happened in this case, the first case !
Act 1
The murder plan started last night, when the culprit told James that maybe he would murder for them to get out.
Gullible, James only trusted the culprit and wiped it off, going to sleep.
Act 2
Then when James woke up, at 5:20AM, he noticed the culprit wasn't there, but the culprit had left a note. That note said "Please meet me on the Lonely Pianta's island, where the Lily Pad Ride pipe is, by 5:30AM".
Act 3
James then went to that island via the MechaPianta boats, in a hurry because he was late. Once he arrived there, he thought the culprit would be there, but he wasn't there. And that's for a reason. The culprit, in the meanwhile, told Noob that they should explore Corona Mountain together. Noob came, sleepy, and he forgot about the fact that he was meeting up with the culprit alone.
Act 4
While James was coming back, wondering what happened, the culprit had already strangled Noob, with the blood packets he got... last night. He was the only one aware of the existence of this lab before this morning, where we all found out. He bought the blood packets "just in case" last night.
Act 5
James was looking everywhere around the island while the culprit was pouring some blood around, making us think Noob was stabbed, when actually the culprit just drowned Noob.
The culprit then just got down slowly. And since everyone was busy with something else, nobody noticed the murder, until James came back and saw it... Thinking to himself that this was the culprit's doing, he covered up Noob's body with a fake, cheap MechaPianta cover.
Act 5
But then the meeting started, and the culprit was sitting among us... and that's when James entered, after having covered up the culprit's murder.
Act 6
We then moved to the dead MechaPianta, trusting James who was surprised when he was actually behind the cover. The culprit discovered the body with us but didn't say a word. And now they are standing among us, and they are finally under the spotlight...

Isn't that right, MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy ?
Once Lely was done with the climax...
Krazey : Impressive, I must say.
Lely : Thank you I guess...
James : ... no...
Monokuma : Now now, we'll proceed to the voting...
Results
1. Cringeh - Lely, Max, D4rk, Veno, SYK, Daisankor, Krazey, Dietsoda, Nodac, MNL, Croassung, Princess - 12 votes
2. James - Cringeh, James - 2 votes
3. Lely - Nudge - 1 vote
Monokuma : Well then, this voting has no appeal ! Puhuhuhuhu. Except the dumbass that tries to run away from fate, the another dumbass feeling guilty and doing stupid things in consequence, and the random person who voted another random person. IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA !
James : NO ! DON'T GO ! PLEASE ! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND ! STAY WITH ME ! DON'T EXECUTE HIM ! EXECUTE ME INSTEAD ! I REGRET EVERYTHING !
Cringeh : You should have said that earlier...
James : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Cringeh : ... I'm sorry. 😢
Monokuma then brought Cringeh to a room where he was attached to a computer. On the computer, every world conspiracy, every cure to every sickness and every solution to every war was being shown. Cringeh saw his friends on the other side of the cage. He desperately reached out for them to tell them everything he saw, only to see that his friends were actually clones, and that's when the computer came at him at full force and pushed him to the cage, only to start floating and crush him from upwards.
Danganronpa MKPC 2 - Chapter 3
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