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Chapter 4: Part 2
*In the sky*
Lely: What the hell, why am I in the sky!!! Illuzhion, where are we going?
Illuzhion: We're going to a cave. *turns towards Lely*
*Thinks to herself* Lely: Wait, Illuzhion has a different eye color, it's red...there's something wrong with him.
*They arrive*
*Illuzhion pushes Lely in*
Lely: W-w-where am I?
*Adviser talking to an alien doctor*
Adviser: So you're saying that the boss got kicked in the stomach hard so he's in a coma? Oh hello...PISS OFF DOC
Lely: WHO ARE YOU???
Adviser: That-is none of your business. Illuzhion, who's this?
Illuzhion: Lely.
Lely: ILLUZHION WTH?!
Adviser: I see...well, Lely, welcome to the aliens' secret base. Of course, we dont want you telling your puny friends so...we're gonna mind control you just like Illuzhion.
Illuzhion: Sir, I feel kinda hungry for blood, mind if I take a sip out of him.
Adviser: Sure!!!
Lely: HOLD ON WHAT?!
*Illuzhion bites Lely's neck*
Lely: HOLY SHIT!!! *squirms into a curl and screams* IT HURTS!!! AGHHHHHHHH.
Illuzhion: I want more!!! *Grabs his daggers and stabs him in Lely's abdomen*
Lely: IT HURTS!!! HELP!!! AHHHHHHHH
Adviser: ILLUZHION, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!!! WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!!! *treats wound*
Illuzhion: Sorry...
Adviser: Anyways, time to add the chip, I'll hide it in his hair.
Lely: What chip? Doritos?
Adviser: No dumbass, a microchip to mind control you.
Lely: Hold on what? *chip was put in his hair*
Lely: AHHHHHHH WTF, IT HURTS, WHAT'S THIS ENERGY AHHHHHHHHHHHH. *after like 30 seconds of pure agony, she becomes mind control*
What will happen in Chapter 5? Will Illuzhion and Lely be normal again? Find out on Chapter 5...

EDIT: Illuzhion wanted me to make Lely suffer...so...

I keep forgetting she's LGBT

Ur gonna go save her???

Use irl aimbot*

Chapter 4: In The Airship
*After running for a while, they infiltrate DS Airship Fortress and threw Bowser Jr in the water to die*
Nudge: HELL YEAH, THERE'S A PUB!!! TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Osc: Count me in!!! Just don't light me on fire with a Molotov Cocktail
StarSplizz: Enjoy it while you can, I'm going on the bunk beds. See ya
Noob: Well I'm gonna put our food in the pub's fridge, Dietsoda, can you help?
Dietsoda: *sigh* Sure...
Fiery: I'll load the cannons just in case.
Dark: I'll help.
Lely: Me as well! Let's go.
TheOuchy1: I'll find some weapons, I think I saw a supply closet.
Ssg: Hey guys, what's that in the sky.
*UFO flying*
Popplio: Shoot it down!!!
K: On it!!!
*K hits the UFO and the UFO malfunctions and falls to the ground, killing every alien.*
Max: Nice!
*Nudge and Osc comes out*
Osc: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED??
Dark: Oh K shot down the aliens. How'd you do that?
K: I use irl aimbot.
Dietsoda: Hey guys, have you seen Noob?
Noob: I'm here, I had to go take a dump in the bathtub, I mean, toilet.
*Meanwhile Illuzhion is currently in a cave where the aliens use as their hideout, he's tied up on a chair*
Illuzhion: LEMME OUT! YOU GREEN IDIOTS!!!
*Alien leader comes in*
Alien leader: Well, well, well, we've caught a vampire? Sweet...you can't escape. If you dare escape, there will be severe punishments. Adviser, what shall we do with him?
[color=green]Adviser: Mind control him, he'll work for us by capturing those puny b***hes.
Illuzhion: NO NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *cries*
Alien leader: Shut up, here's the microchip we'll insert on your hair to hide it...
*Illuzhion tries to transform as a bat*
Alien leader: Fool, we have a gas that doesn't allow you to use your powers.
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE, I BEG YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING. I WANNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
Alien leader: Shush it, I'm going to put it in your hair now!!!
*Illuzhion kicks the alien leader and sadly, the chip lands on his hair.*
Adviser: It works. *activates the mind control chip*
Illuzhion: NO PLEASE NO. AHHH, MY HEAD, WHAT'S GOING ON. I WANT OUT. AHHHHHHH
*After a painful 30 secs, Illuzhion finally gets mind control*
Adviser: Perfect...
*Meanwhile in the airship*
*Everyone in the sleeping room*
Osc-omb: I'm so tired. I betteer get some sleep. Gn.
Noob: *Yawns* Same...gn
Max: Gn!!!
*Meanwhile, Lely is thinking of something.*
Lely: I still can't stop thinking on what happened with Illuzhion...*hears a thud outside* wtf? I better check it out
*Illuzhion standing outside*
Lely: I-I-Illuzhion???
*Illuzhion turns around and grabs Lely*
Lely: What are you doing??? Have you lost your mind?
*Illuzhion chuckles and flies towards the cave with Lely*
Lely: YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Everyone in cabin hears the cry for help*
TheOuchy1: Was that Lely?
*Everyone runs outside but it's too late, Lely and Illuzhion are gone*
What happened to Lely? Will anyone get kidnapped? Find out on Chapter 5???

I dont have time again so it's short

Chapter 3: Christmas Conundrum
StarSplizz: Are we almost at Merry Mountain? I want to chill.
Fiery: We've been here like 1 second ago. I think you woke up a bit too sluggish.
Lely: Well, I booked a hotel for 1 week.
Nudge: Looks like I have more people to kill.
Osc-omb: B***h, you're going to get arrested.
TheOuchy1: Oh hey guys, what are y'all doing here.
K: Yo sup.
Dark: Oh hey Ouchy and K, what are you guys doing here?
TheOuchy1: Well, you see, we came here to celebrate Christmas. We're staying at the Merry Merry Hotel.
Dietsoda: Oh really? We're staying there as well? Did you hear about the alien invasion?
TheOuchy1: Well yeah, it's horrib-.Wait what's that sound...
*screams*
Ssg: Look!
*Alien sucks up Piantas and Toads*
Popplio: RUN!!! WE'RE GONNA GET SUCKED UP LIKE ILLUZHION!!!
*Meanwhile with Illuzhion*
Illuzhion: This prison is horrible. I wanna get out. I can't even use my abilities to get out!!! AHHHHHHH!!! Where are we anyways?
*Looks out to see that they're flying over Merry Mountain*
Illuzhion: Great, the aliens are gonna ruin Christmas, and if you think that the Grinch was worse. Wait a minute...is that my friends?! Oh hell nah, I'm gonna stop them. Oh wait they're sucking up Piantas and Toads...
*Meanwhile on Merry Merry Hotel*
Popplio: We're not gonna get caught right...
Dark: I have no idea, and I don't wanna go out. StarSplizz is making herself at home.
*StarSplizz just sleeping*
Noob: I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom.
TheOuchy1: Can I come with you?
*knock on the door*
*Dark opens the door*
???: Hello guys, I'm the manager, Mr. Dumbass. So anyways, can I come in, I need to talk about something.
Fiery: Hold on...MR DUMBASS HAS 6 FINGERS! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! NUDGE!!!
Nudge: Sayonara. *Intensive shooting*
*Alien falls dead*
Ssg: Let's go!
Where will the team go next? Will Illuzhion get out? Will Christmas be saved? Find out on Chapter 4!

Hey guys quick update, I just came back from vacation so I'm releasing Chapter 3 tomorrow.

Yes, it's short, but I dont have much time

Episode 2: Stinky Sewers
Osc-omb: The sewers are so disgusting, for a prestigious castle, you'd expect the sewers to be clean.
Illuzhion: The dark feels so good.
Ssg: I think Nudge and Illuzhion are the only people who like the sewers.
Dark: Wait what, Nudge likes sewers?
*Ssg points at Nudge*
*Nudge aggressively shooting a rat*
Dark: Makes more sense
*Suddenly, a dog appears*
Popplio: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE, IT'S A FURRY!!!
???: Come back here, doggy.
Fiery: Isn't that Dietsoda?
Dietsoda: Oh hey guys, what are you guys doing?
StarSplizz: Well, we're hiding from those aliens and we're just chilling.
Nudge: Hey guys, I finished obliterating those rats.
Max: Um ok?
Noob: Well, I suggest let's be quiet, I hear footsteps up there.
Lely: Sure, I have a few snacks, we can share them.
*Suddenly, an alien appears out of nowhere*
Alien: SUP BI***ES, WHO'S READY TO DIE!!!
Ssg: Nudge, kill him.|
Nudge: Sayonara from this world, *Aggressive shooting*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Take that b***h.
StarSplizz: Don't tell me we gotta move.
Fiery: We do.
Lely: Dietsoda, can you carry the picnic basket.
Dietsoda: Fine.
Alien: Not so fast.
Illuzhion: RUN!!!
*Unfortunately, Illuzhion gets sucked in by an alien ship because it fit through a hole*
Max: NO!!! WE HAVE TO RUN!!!
*Everyone escapes*
Will Illuzhion get freed? Will they be able to evade the aliens? Find out on Episode 3, also sorry Illuzhion

Currently editing!

Ok!

Note: You may still join!
Episode 1: The Start of the Invasion
*Everyone in SM64 Peach's Castle*
Popplio: I'm so bored today, can we play outside?
FieryToad: Sure, let's go.
Lely: The fresh air smells so good.
*Suddenly, 5 alien ships appear in the sky*
Noob: Does anyone see those UFOs?
Max:UFOs don't exist!!!
Osc-omb: I think Noob's right.
*Suddenly, an alien comes down*
Illuzhion: OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ALIEN!!!
Ssg: Run in the castle or else we're gonna get abducted!
*Everyone runs in the house*
Dark: Um...are we screwed???
Osc-omb: Holy sh**, am I in a dream?
Max: Watch your language!
StarSplizz: Now is not the time to give a lecture, let's sit back and relax.
Nudge: I'm gonna go grab my minigun from the storage closet.
Lely: Can I go with you to hide?
Nudge: Sure, I can use a human sacrifice.
Lely: Nevermind...
Illuzhion: I'm gonna go suck their blood.
FieryToad: I'd rather not do that...
Ssg: Let's just focus on surviving, let's stay in side.
Lely: Does anyone have any ideas to escape or kill those green aliens?
*Suddenly Peach comes in*
Peach: Uh, I thought you guys went out, what happened?
Dark: There are a billion aliens out there!!!
Peach: Don't be silly Dark, it's probably just some crazy people who think it's still Halloween.
*Peach goes out and gets abducted*
Popplio: So...should we board the windows and doors?
Max: It works, let's go!
Nudge: Ok I'm ready, I got my minigun!!!
Illuzhion: Woah, woah, we don't want to start World War 3 with aliens!
StarSplizz: Me and Popplio boarded up the walls.
*Suddenly, an alien shoots a wall and explodes*
Nudge: Time to go to war!!! *Shoots aggressively*
*Alien dies*
Osc-omb: Well, that works. I'm gonna go grab more weaponry.
[color=white]Ssg: I'm gonna go too
Noob: I know, let's just go to the castle's sewers.
What will happen next? Will anyone get abducted? Find out on Episode 2!

I do dw!

I don't really expect a bunch of people to join but I'm doing this for fun. So basically the fanfic is about an alien invasion where you have to survive and destroy the mother spaceship. So I'm gonna need a name, color, personality, and species. That's all.
People who might join
@RS_Senko68
@Lely
@TheNudgyHampter
@Bjthebuzzybeetle
@CG_osc-omb

Is it that hard to read a few instructions? It's literally the first message

I'm honored and flattered

Let me give you a lesson, European. You see la, if you cannot accomplish a simple task, you have the skill issue. For you la, since R drifting is hard, it's not considered skill issue