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Hallo, I'm a professional Asian failure, here to spread the emotional damage from my father. When I went to school, I was forced to walk 20 mile uphill both ways on one foot, my other foot was working at McDonald's. I had to fight two gorillas with armor and nunchucks. I had a scar when I lost my elbow. Now, I'm still a failure because my dad is giving me some emotional damage. Thank you for your cooperation

How Did Your Two Feet Separate?!??!

Amateur, you see la, there's thing in life, called HARDWORK

How are you talking without being interrup- *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

You see la, there's this thing, when you don't have it, it's very beneficial. You see la, when you get interrupted for no reason, it means you have SKILL ISSUE. When you get interrupted in a conversation, you fucked up and considered a massive failure with no life and will be considered as a peasant
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Hallo, I'm a professional Asian failure, here to spread the emotional damage from my father. When I went to school, I was forced to walk 20 mile uphill both ways on one foot, my other foot was working at McDonald's. I had to fight two gorillas with armor and nunchucks. I had a scar when I lost my elbow. Now, I'm still a failure because my dad is giving me some emotional damage. Thank you for your cooperation

How Did Your Two Feet Separate?!??!

Amateur, you see la, there's thing in life, called HARDWORK
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Hallo, I'm a professional Asian failure, here to spread the emotional damage from my father. When I went to school, I was forced to walk 20 mile uphill both ways on one foot, my other foot was working at McDonald's. I had to fight two gorillas with armor and nunchucks. I had a scar when I lost my elbow. Now, I'm still a failure because my dad is giving me some emotional damage. Thank you for your cooperation
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The Fresh Start

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Chilli3564 wrote:
Hello, or as I like to say, "ALOHA IDIOTS :p" (i clearly don't mean it)

A few days earlier, ShadowWolf (that's his Scratch username) sent a message containing an apology letter from me. I reccomend you read it. (also d4rk i don't trust you either)

Anyways, I'm glad to be back and consider this a fresh start!

I could trust you and give you the benefit of the doubt...

[Fanfic] Back to Life

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Idk if i have any motivation for this but oh well fuck myself. Anyways what happens is that the characters in the story die after doing something dumb and are sent to the afterlife. They want to escape back to life to continue their life.
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again, idk if i will continue this but I'm pretty bored atm

Share your experience in the country you live in

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Just another person speaking out from the US over here. In the state we live in, which is Florida, it's extremely terrible right now as our governor is refusing to do almost anything about the pandemic and also has remarked about slavery & done some racist s%#t over the past years. Yeah, he's pretty horrible.

Oh and I've had to deal with YouTube's new algorithm every day since 2021 which is a pain.

Only in Florida, where Florida civilians are absolute idiots sometimes
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PixelMK wrote:
England is very boring, I want to leave

Exactly, America is better
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Living in the Philippines have their pros and cons. For starters, the delicacies are very good. Some examples are adobo, sinigang, lechon kawali, etc. Then there's the lush nature and sunny beaches of the islands. The cons...um, let's just say the police here suck. My dad's bike was stolen in broad daylight and the police haven't done shit. I have more to say but I don't wanna make a stupid essay
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[Fanfic] Alien Invasion 2: World Chaos

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sorry for revive but dis my fanfic xd. I just wanna know if u want me to continue since I'm feeling a bit uninterested in this fanfic, do u want me to continue?
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Lelyyyy wrote:
Also I have a strong gut feeling that this fanfic is going to turn into an excuse to bully me and Max, so I'd like to speak to the manager 💅💅

Hello, I am the manager. This fanfic is not bullying for you too
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Lelyyyy wrote:
How about we kill the fucking traitor now and sell his corpse on the butchery market ? 😈

Oh yummy, can we ask the marinator too
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Episode 6: Friendly Fire

Betrayer: Hehehe. Goodbye!
Max: Oh shit.

Max jumped as a small pink fist was under his legs.

Max: Ugh, goddamn you Kirbo!
Kirbo: Hehe, chill bro. It’s just a joke, bro.
Max: A joke? A JOKE? YOU ALMOST PUSHED ME INTO LAVA!
Kirbo: Um…Nudge told me to do it.
Nudge: Bro tf you talking bout?
Osc: My bab-ah I mean bunny would not!
Master8: Kirbo, are you the betrayer?
Kirbo: No, I’m just a little clown.
Noob: Idk man, you almost pushed him…
Toad: Hang him! Hang him!
Kid: Ngl Kirbo, that joke was pretty funny.
Popplio: Kid shut up!!!
SSG: Guys remember, we gotta save Lely, Dark, and StarSplizz.
Max: Alright, alright. Okay, so everyone except Nudge and Osc, guard Kirbo.
Osc: Hell yea, forced interaction!!!
Nudge: Let’s have some se-
Fiery: Bro, get a room later.
Nudge: Okay, okay.
IlluZhion: Okay let’s go!

Everyone except Kirbo, Nudge, and Osc went to find Star, Dark, and Lely. But as they were walking, they heard something very loud, repeating itself three times.

???: It’s just a joke…it’s just a joke…IT’S JUST A JOKE!!!
Popplio: AGHHHHHHH, GHOST!!!
Noob: No…I think it’s a real person. But I can’t seem to figure out where it came from.
ER Mac: Me neither…but do you think that was Kirbo?
Fiery: No, it didn’t sound like Kirbo!
Master8: What do we do? We’re aimlessly walking around.
SSG: There’s an opening here, wanna go through it?
Max: I don’t know…
Toad: Man stop being so paranoid. We’ll be fine!
Dietsoda: Max is a scaredy mayfly! How pathetic. I’ll lead the way. Follow me.

Dietsoda crawled through the small opening leading the way. Everyone crawled through except for Max, who was last left.

Max: I can’t go there…the bad feeling is there again.
K: Max, come through! You pussy cat!
Max: Um…I think my knee hurts a bit. I’ll stay here and guard.
K: Okay? I’ll go now. Bye…

But of course, Max lied. He sat by the opening, thinking what was gonna happen if he went through. Meanwhile…

Nudge: Man, beating up Kirbo is fun.
Osc: Hell yeah.
Kirbo: Stop it you motherfuckers!!!
Nudge: It’S jUsT a JoKe BrO.
Kirbo: AHHHHHHHHHH.

While Kirbo is slowly dying from Nudge and Osc, the rest were through the end of the opening.

K: Max will be staying behind. He says his knee hurts.
IlluZhion: What if he’s the betrayer?
Kid: Idk anymore, let’s just go.
Noob: Guys why is there green liquid going in the lava?
Toad: Let’s go there.

They followed the green liquid to find a big laboratory. Every corner was filled with machines, from cubicles and boxes, it filled the room. There was a table in the middle with nothing but a note.

Noob: The note says, “Good luck.” What do-

Noob couldn’t finish the sentence. A loud alarm played and a cage closed the lab. The wall started spewing out acid.

Popplio: AHHH!!! Bye mom, bye dad, bye friends, bye everyone!!!
IlluZhion: Well, I’ll be flying away…
Master8: Ain’t no way man’s fr leaving us.
Fiery: All we gotta do is stop the acid from reaching us. And we need those cork plugs there!

Fiery pointed to cork plugs on top of one of the machines.

Fiery: IlluZhion, fly there and plug the acidic leaks!
IlluZhion: Okay, okay.

IlluZhion flew to the top of the cubicle and grabbed them. He carefully plugged the leaks just in time.

Dietsoda: Holy mayflies! That scared me…
ER Mac: Yup, now how do we get out?
Kid: Lemme shank this bar.
SSG: I don’t think that works…
Kid: Shank! Shank! Shank!!!!!

With some miracle, Kid somehow broke one of the bars wide enough for everyone to escape.

Toad: My butt hurts.
Master8: Aren’t you wearing underwear?
Toad: I’m wearing pants!
K: Anyways, shall we return?
TheOuchy1: Yes, I really don’t lava this place.
Noob: Stop it. Get some help.
SSG: Yeah, anyways. Let’s go see if Max is fine.

While the rest were stuck in the other side of the opening, Max was just lying down on the ground, pondering.

Max: I can’t believe I lied to my friends…man, I’m such a scaredy fox.
???: COME WITH ME, YOU SONS OF A BITCH.
Nudge: Run, sexy ball!!!
Osc: I have short legs! Do you think I can run far?! Ahhhhhh.
Max: That’s Kirbo! I must save Nudge and Osc.

Max ran at the direction of the screams for help. Once he reached to the place where Kirbo was, no one was there, except some pink costume rips and one red shoe near the volcano.

Max: What’s this? This shoe looks like Kirbo’s…and this is a pink Kirby costume…

But where was Kirbo? What happened?

Master8: Hey Max what’s up, wait, where’s Nudge, Osc, and Kirbo?
IlluZhion: Holy shitty titty hittin the griddy, Kirbo’s skin and red shoes are there!
Kid: Explain yourself.
Max: I promise you it’s not what it looks like.
Toad: Really? Seems to me you threw Nudge and Osc into the lava and had the audacity to remove Kirbo’s skin.
Max: I promise please…it wasn’t me at all!
Fiery: Save the talk, we know it’s you!
Max: Fiery pls-
Noob: I’m about to whip somebody’s ass.
Kid: Murder! Murder!
Popplio: I’m about to blow.
Max: Guys please I’m begging you!
IlluZhion: Tennoheika banzai!!!

And so the gang attacked Max. Max dodged all of the attacks but got too tired to deal with the rest.

Max: Please guys, it wasn’t me.
K: We’re all tired, but one of us must go…

To be continued…
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Disclaimer: IlluZhion will be the new writer since I won't have any more time bc for school. Please answer another strawpoll for the fate of the next episode: https://strawpoll.com/Qrgebko0LZp
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Ok here's your clue. I will display a message from the traitor in a track, that's all.

Message:
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It's like Super Mario ROS The Lost Levels, A Hardcore Mode
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If you guys are really obsessed with finding the traitor, then want a clue?
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Dietsoda wrote:
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Me trying to figure out who the traitor is:

https://i.postimg.cc/dZkTcCTc/he-is-speaking-guy-explaining-with-a-whiteboard.gif


Seeing as the traitor didn't say mayfly I think it's not me for once and I'm not the villain, unlike Illuzhion would seem to suggest. :$

If we look through the entire series and see who says hehehe at any point it could be them?

Nah it's not you, you're too big of a minor character that it's impossible for you to be one
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Aegis, why did you thumbs down the prologue?
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Episode 5, Part 2: Revealed!

Master8: Where’s StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely?
Max: I don’t know, but in all cases, we must find them.
Kirbo: What about if I don’t give a fuck?
Max: You’re coming anyways.
Kid: But they could be anywhere. How can we find them?
Fiery: Don’t worry! I know what happened. For I am Fiery Holmes!
Nudge: I know you’re 2 but what the actual fuck was that?
Fiery: Shut up, anyways. There is a blood trail that leads to an open field with signs of grass crushed. To be exact, the grass were crushed in 3 lines, I assumed they were taken from an airplane!
ER Mac: The question is, where will they go?
Noob: I think the engineering room has some things we can find. Hehe
Osc: Dafaq did you do?
Noob: Fiery told me his theory about kidnapping by airplane. So I went to the engineering room and found the route of the airplane. It’s heading to Mount Saint Helens.
Popplio: I’m bad in geography. What’s Mount Saint Helens?
K: Volcano in Washington.
IlluZhion: But why would he take them to a volcano?
Dietsoda: Stupid mayfly! It’s obviously he’s going to sacrifice them.
SSG: We got to get there quickly before the sacrifice!
TheOuchy1: But how? We need a jet faster than the speed of light?
SSG: Well, we can try and raid the man’s garage?
Toad: Hell yea, I’ve always wanted to try stealing.
Fiery: You are mentally broken.
Osc: We*
Master8: Hey guys, I got this guard hostage.
Noob: Alright, guard, we just need to ask questions, don’t worry. So…WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GARAGE OR ELSE I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Skeleton Guard: Please don’t hurt me…the garage is next to the engineering room. Just go further down the hall…
Noob: Okay, Popplio. Bubble blast this bitch.
Popplio: BUBBLE BLAST.
Skeleton Guard: FUCK YO-*dies*
Nudge: Alright, let’s go fuck someone’s day!

Sure enough, further down the hall was the garage. Inside it was a UFO and an airplane.

SSG: I know how to fly an airship but not an airplane…anyone know?
IlluZhion: I know I’m underaged but I have a pilot license.
Toad: How?
IlluZhion: Idk man, I just lied that I was 23 and took a whole test.
Kirbo: Damn this plane is so big.
Master8: I feel like a business man. Anyways let’s go!!!

The plane took off in a flash. In just 20 minutes, they were already in Washington in the ashy fields.

Kid: This place is so black.
SSG: Racist much?
Kirbo: That’s not how racism works bitch.
Max: I have a bad feeling…
Master8: What do you mean?
TheOuchy1: It’s probably nothing. Let’s just go.
Max: Yeah…

But in Max’s mind, the bad feeling stayed with him, like a parasite on an insect. Inside his mind, he was slowly thinking what was happening.

Max: I still have this feeling that one of my closest comrades are the betrayer. But, I trust them the most. Surely it can’t be them.
Fiery: Say something Max?
Max: Um no.
ER Mac: Guys! There’s an opening in the bottom of the volcano.
Nudge: No shit Sherlock, we’re not blind motherfucker.
Osc: Do we go in?
Max: I don’t think so. I have a feeling the betrayer is striking now. Let’s find another way in?
Kirbo: What about your bestie? Let him go die?
Max: No, but we still have to be safe.
Noob: Man shut up. Let’s just save them and get the fuck outta there.
Master8: Woah, woah, woah. What if Max is right?
K: We can fend for ourselves. It’s alright.
Popplio: Yea! Let’s barge in!

And so they did. They barged in like the FBI in a criminal’s house. There inside, they saw StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely, all being hung on by a breaking rope over a pool of hot lava. Suddenly…

StarSplizz: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
Max: What?
Betrayer: Hehehe. Goodbye!

The betrayer will be revealed…on the next episode lol. Anyways, who was this betrayer? Will the gang survive? Find out on Episode 6…
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Hello guys, I have made a strawpoll for you to vote to see the fate of the next episode. The poll ends on the midnight of August 21: https://strawpoll.com/NPgxELv6PZ2
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Osc: Holy Fortnite titties sugma balls, I’ve never thought about that Sherlock!1!!1111!!11!!!!!!!

Best line

I'm not kidding when I say this. I got this from an AI voiced Kanye West in a YT video
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