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26588 pts ★ Legend
6406 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-06-17 at 08:03:39
1. He makes bad tracks
2. He is gay
3. He is bad at the game
2. He is gay
3. He is bad at the game
i swear if this is me
also im not gay
On 2025-06-17 at 08:02:56
Here's mine:
1. This person can RD
2. This person is one of my friends (maybe best friend, idk)
3. This person joined this year
1. This person can RD
2. This person is one of my friends (maybe best friend, idk)
3. This person joined this year
me?
prob not
2Time Trials Tournament
On 2025-06-23 at 17:54:20
lemme join
1Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2025-04-20 at 14:32:30
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
1On 2025-03-25 at 18:19:15
dont judge me im addicted to pokemon themes
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was (Ever was, ever was)
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
My whole life has led to this
Time to test my skills
I know I just can't miss
Gonna show the world
Born to be a winner
(Johto)
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best
(Pokémon Johto)
Born to be a winner
Pokémon!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was (Ever was, ever was)
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
My whole life has led to this
Time to test my skills
I know I just can't miss
Gonna show the world
Born to be a winner
(Johto)
Born to be a champion
Born to be a winner
Born to be the very best
(Pokémon Johto)
Born to be a winner
Pokémon!
4 in a Row
On 2025-06-22 at 17:42:07
Pointless topic
Rating your pfp
On 2025-06-22 at 06:32:37
rate mine lol
image quality 3/5
funny 4/5
how well it fits name 1/2
how well it fits circle 2/2
originality 5/5
cuteness 3/3
18
THIS IS WHAT PFPS ARE MEANT TO BE 🔥🔥🔥
YES MOTHERFECKERS
1On 2025-06-21 at 21:10:35
rate mine lol
Speedrunning Tactics
On 2025-06-21 at 20:51:38
I have done this research although not very good testing quality. If you would like to add on, please do
MC1
Driven Lap
1/2 11.671 1/3 11.259 1/4 11.589
AVG 1/3 11.506
Driven MC1
1/27 34.518
ITEM LUCK
0 Items
1 Items
0 Items
0 Items
1 Items
Average
0.4 Items Per Race
OVERALL MC1
1/38
DP1
Driven Lap
1/2 14.636 1/1 14.740 1/1 14.506
AVG LAP
1/1.33
Drive Track
1/3
Item Luck
0 Items
1 Item
0 Items
0 Items
1 Item
Average
0.4 Items per Race
OVERALL DP1
1/4
OVERALL CHANCE INTO KB1
1/152
KB1
Driven Lap
1/1 11.398 1/3 11.296 1/1 11.317
AVG
1.66667
Driven Course
1/5
Item Luck
0 Items
0 Items
1 Item
2 Items
0 Items
0.6 Items Per Race
KB1 OVERALL
1/8
OVERALL CHANCE INTO CI1
1/1216
CI1
Driven Lap
1/2 12.061 1/1 11.788 1/2 12.105
AVG 1.6667
Driven Track
1/5
Item RNG
1 Item
1 Item
2 Items
1 Item
1 Item
1.2 Items Per Race
Track Chance
1/11
OVERALL CHANCE
1
--------------
13376
OR 0.007476076555023923% Chance
Those are the odds to get perfect rng with no driving mistakes on a world class level
MC1
Driven Lap
1/2 11.671 1/3 11.259 1/4 11.589
AVG 1/3 11.506
Driven MC1
1/27 34.518
ITEM LUCK
0 Items
1 Items
0 Items
0 Items
1 Items
Average
0.4 Items Per Race
OVERALL MC1
1/38
DP1
Driven Lap
1/2 14.636 1/1 14.740 1/1 14.506
AVG LAP
1/1.33
Drive Track
1/3
Item Luck
0 Items
1 Item
0 Items
0 Items
1 Item
Average
0.4 Items per Race
OVERALL DP1
1/4
OVERALL CHANCE INTO KB1
1/152
KB1
Driven Lap
1/1 11.398 1/3 11.296 1/1 11.317
AVG
1.66667
Driven Course
1/5
Item Luck
0 Items
0 Items
1 Item
2 Items
0 Items
0.6 Items Per Race
KB1 OVERALL
1/8
OVERALL CHANCE INTO CI1
1/1216
CI1
Driven Lap
1/2 12.061 1/1 11.788 1/2 12.105
AVG 1.6667
Driven Track
1/5
Item RNG
1 Item
1 Item
2 Items
1 Item
1 Item
1.2 Items Per Race
Track Chance
1/11
OVERALL CHANCE
1
--------------
13376
OR 0.007476076555023923% Chance
Those are the odds to get perfect rng with no driving mistakes on a world class level
On 2025-06-21 at 19:46:39
I am researching the mushroom cup gp speedrun
i shall post my findings here
i shall post my findings here
1Lets do a surprise party
On 2025-06-17 at 20:47:57
@M4x1mumY33t is leaving for a bit so lets do a lounge event for him 
all i can do today is play a couple of lounges (5 maybe(if they start now))
oh cya then
On 2025-06-17 at 08:02:07
'Surprise Party'......
not much of one now lol
not much of one now lol
fuck me it wasnt really a surprise i just wanted to put that
in discord lounge? i dont have discord :'(
no me neither
1On 2025-06-17 at 07:17:32
'Surprise Party'......
not much of one now lol
not much of one now lol
fuck me it wasnt really a surprise i just wanted to put that
On 2025-06-16 at 20:11:47
@M4x1mumY33t is leaving for a bit so lets do a lounge event for him
im gonna be gone for 2-3+ months 😢
On 2025-06-16 at 07:08:55
My school is about to end and they will take my laptop for a huge update over the summer which means, im not going to be playing mkpc for a long time (maybe).
This game is the best game i've played in a while and its my only source of motivation for the past 4 months of playing the game, and my friends making me have a great experience.
For now this is my goodbye and i really hope i can come back very soon, my last day to play mkpc will be tuesday the 17th of june.
Special thanks to
-@Shorttcat for being my first friend and a equaly talented person
-@Nodac64 for inviting me to competitive mkpc, it really means a lot to me
-@Proudster for sharing his amazing tracks and detication for his work
-@WorldRecord, and @Keinieo for being some of the best 200cc players that pushed me to become even better at mkpc
-@LebronJames_Moderator_ for just being a funny person, he lights up my day wen feeling bad
i hope you all have a great summer TYSM and Bye!
This game is the best game i've played in a while and its my only source of motivation for the past 4 months of playing the game, and my friends making me have a great experience.
For now this is my goodbye and i really hope i can come back very soon, my last day to play mkpc will be tuesday the 17th of june.
Special thanks to
-@Shorttcat for being my first friend and a equaly talented person
-@Nodac64 for inviting me to competitive mkpc, it really means a lot to me
-@Proudster for sharing his amazing tracks and detication for his work
-@WorldRecord, and @Keinieo for being some of the best 200cc players that pushed me to become even better at mkpc
-@LebronJames_Moderator_ for just being a funny person, he lights up my day wen feeling bad
i hope you all have a great summer TYSM and Bye!
why does this sound so much like a goodbye forever kinda letter...
what ever i have a fraction of a fish brain so i accualy might forget about the game, which is sad to say because this cummunity is the best, but it is what it is.
im pretty sure thats the biggest forum message (in words) that i did... Nice
i really hope i can come back 😭
what ever i have a fraction of a fish brain so i accualy might forget about the game, which is sad to say because this cummunity is the best, but it is what it is.
im pretty sure thats the biggest forum message (in words) that i did... Nice
i really hope i can come back 😭
im gonna miss you alot and dont worry I WILL REMIND YOU OF THIS GREAT GAME.
im subbed to ur yt
also i dont have summer for another month and i use my own pc at home so i can be online for that time
1Mario Kart PC is IMPOSSIBLE!
On 2025-06-01 at 15:40:10
1. Reverse drifting.
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
Thank you I got WR with your advice
now shud i tell u the confidential luigi circuit strats
Now that track.. I have no idea how to do yet
avoid offroad unless ur think ur a smartarse
But your mini turbo boost can carry you through a portion of offroad
yeah
On 2025-06-01 at 12:38:46
1. Reverse drifting.
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
Thank you I got WR with your advice
now shud i tell u the confidential luigi circuit strats
Now that track.. I have no idea how to do yet
avoid offroad unless ur think ur a smartarse
On 2025-05-29 at 20:23:48
1. Reverse drifting.
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
Thank you I got WR with your advice
now shud i tell u the confidential luigi circuit strats
MKPC Summer Vacation!
On 2025-06-07 at 13:52:08
Name Keinster
personality: nerd who is also utterly idiotic and courageous but weak
Gender: Male
RED TEAM
personality: nerd who is also utterly idiotic and courageous but weak
Gender: Male
RED TEAM
Happy Birthday, GamerJax!
On 2025-06-12 at 20:36:01
happy b-day bro
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