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Early mornings suck

Oh no, the laziness is getting worse and Hazel responds to single letters with single words which is lazy
by intention probably
JUST JAVA JUNK JACK JOKE JAIL JEANS JUDGE JOB JUG JAM JAGGED JACKPOT JANITOR JUNCTION JOURNEY

Killing the point of the topic imo is sending messages that don't belong in the chain. I'd rather have someone figure out different words with the same meaning and put them together in a sentence of the same meaning at this point.
it's kind of a spam topic at this point ngl

Zombies like Yancy because they think he's smart and want to eat his brain

Causing shock among all people in the world, bananas have officially been banned worldwide because people keep using their peels to litter on the ground hoping someone will slip on them and fall, and someone from Ukraine by the name of M2M0M1M5 figured out how to make bananas come to life and attack people. They also interfere with go-karting because bananas make go-karts spin out instead of being squished for some reason.

Oh no! If there are no bananas for sale, then where do I get banana peels to randomly throw in public to make people slip?

Cooking_Papa walked into the oven with CookieBiscuit. We cooked them and now we have a cooked Cooking_Papa and a cooked CookieBiscuit.

GIVE US NEW 3D MARIO AND MKWORLD DLC WITH NEW TRACKS AND CHARACTERS GNG

I have entomophobia, arachnophobia and whatever it is when you're alone in the dark, and the fact everyone will die someday.

To cool down its processors at data centers iirc, either way the world would be better if AI didn't exist imo *vomit sound effect*

Yoshi, Teddy Buggy, Roller, Paper Glider
ik it's that one combo everyone uses 💀

The glue shell, which is like a blue shell but it leaves a massive puddle of glue the width of the track after hitting 1st place. Drivers driving through the glue will have their speed cut to 1/12.

An item that makes the whole course turn invisible

10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10 shell: Like a blue shell, but has a 10% chance of doing one of the following:

-Hitting the person in 1st place normally.

-Hitting the person who threw it and playing a rickroll on their end for the rest of the race.

-Hitting every person on the track, even if they are using items that can dodge blue shells.

-Permanently banning the account of the person who gets hit by it, irreversible by moderators.

-Automatically making you follow the account of the person who got hit. The person who got hit also follows you back.

-Freezing the screen of the player who got hit.

-A random account who follows the person who got hit randomly gets summoned into the online race. The shell aims for the person with the most followers in the current online game and not 1st place. (if there are no followers of that person online, then it results in a dud. If nobody in the race has any followers, then it also results in a dud.)

-Summoning an account with over 40,000 VR into the race. Accounts with higher VR are prioritized. (if there are none online, then it results in a dud.)

-The person who gets hit is forced to vote the same track they played in the next online race.

-Automatically giving the person who is about to get hit an item that can dodge the shell.

There is also no difference between the sprite of the normal blue shell and the 10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10 shell.

Item-142608: An item that only works on the player who created the 142608th MKPC account. It acts as 20 blue shells in a row and you have a 1% chance of getting it in last place. If the player who created the 142608th MKPC account is not in the race, then it acts as 20 blue shells towards you. Only obtainable in online race.

Edit: I forgot to say that the each blue shell comes right after the other's hitstun ends

You'll probably want to update this list because all followers with "This account has been banned." were auto-removed jn.

I literally just searched for "extremely cute glaceon" and eventually found this

Same as my last image but with mkwii retros, will reveal answers as people guess right

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MKWii nitro tracks in random order, guess by number and names

Answers reveal when someone guesses right
1. Mushroom Gorge
2. Koopa Cape
3. Grumble Volcano
4. Toad's Factory
5. Coconut Mall
6. Maple Treeway
7. Bowser's Castle
8. Daisy Circuit
9. Dry Dry Ruins
10. Luigi Circuit
11. Rainbow Road
12. Moonview Highway
13. DK Summit
14. Wario's Gold Mine
15. Moo Moo Meadows
16. Mario Circuit

Mushroom Bridge