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12508 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-09-26 at 22:33:13
I was at an MLB game not too long ago. I decided to walk up onto the field, but one of the players hit me in the stomach so hard with their bat that it sent me flying to Antarctica. Now, I am stuck in the cold for the rest of my life possibly. How can I safely make it back to the United States?
On 2026-09-23 at 02:44:55
Ferrothorn deserves a hug!
4Teh Squacky Squizshow!!
On 2026-09-27 at 15:35:04
Numero-o Qurdo-o-o-or-whatever-o
What kirby game is it called when you whack magolor with hammers across dreamland?
What kirby game is it called when you whack magolor with hammers across dreamland?
Kill Magolor With Hammers
1(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
On 2026-09-27 at 04:29:47
@superstar321
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.
Wish granted, but said animator is only familiar with drawing nonhuman characters, and thus all the humans in your fanfic get depicted as bald stickpeople that look like they were drawn by kindergarteners.
to Bowser and people start being more original with their responses to this topic.Wish Granted, but the topic has to be locked as too many people are wishing for innapropriate things.
to Bowser for me to actually finish a decent script.Wish granted, but a kid in the grade below you in your school named William Williams figures out how to hack your script. Then, your script starts saying numerous brainrot terms that he typed like gyatt, rizz, skibidi, Ohio, sigma, aura, glazing, chopped, Italian Brainrot, 67, 41, etc.
to Bowser, and I get to see actually good images in Google Search and not AI-generated ones that hurt my heart to see sometimes.On 2026-09-25 at 03:06:34
vœu exhaussé mais il en fera pas
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online
only for 1 day
i give a life
to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life
I give a
to bowser that my brothers let me play againwish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.
to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlcWish granted but only the worst maps get added
Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good
Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys
to Bowser so we get back on topic 
Wish Granted but topic changes
to Bowser to make it to FridayWish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.
Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
wish granted but you can no longer make a wish on this topic
to Bowser in exchange for free early access to all Nintendo gamesWish granted, but they will all be buggy and unfinished!
to Bowser, and in exchange, I will get popular!Wish granted... but then I'll become the most popular due to my awesome track!
to bonger, but then i'll whack 'em in the head with a... uh... La-piss Hammer from Super Kirby Clash!Wish granted, but your hammer explodes with yellow water that causes a flood.
to Bowser, and I can DM on MKPC from my Fire Stick.On 2026-08-01 at 00:43:13
to bowser, in return Khel wins A Grammy for her album "Real Girl Rockstar"Wish granted but they confuse her for Vira and Lover Of A Ghost gets the award instead
to Bowser and my cousin's sister finally stops pulling stupid pranks on meWish granted but now your cousin's sister finds an alternative through pulling very intelligent and deeply complex pranks on you
to Bowser in exchange for exactly 1 comically large pinto beanWish granted, but your comically large pinto bean was pre-chewed by me
to Bowser, and pay-to-win gameplay in video games stops forever.On 2026-07-27 at 16:42:45
Wish granted but you cant use them nor say them
Wish granted, but... Oh? There was no wish?
to Bowser and TurboToadette makes a wish. Wish granted ig… i dont really know how bowser would minimize this so here ya go:
I give a life to Bowser, and intern i want more DK and Pauline costumes in MKWorld
Wish granted but the new costumes make their skin purple and there bodies really fat and ugly.
to Bowser so that I can get a dollar every single secondWish granted, but you also lose 10 dollars every 10 seconds. Spend it quick!!!
to Bowser and I finally figure out what Gamba is.EDIT: also I am on the 90th page; I feel like that's somewhat impressive
Wish granted, Gamba no longer exists to anyone but you
I give a life to Bowser and everyone has the same music taste as me
wish granted but music no longer exists.
i give a life and i recover from the lobotomy i got from invu's penalty
Wish granted but as a result your prefrontal cortex gradually deteriorates
to Bowser and Fangamer finally releases Aqua Deltarune and Pink Deltarune plushiesWish granted but there 400,000 dollars
bowser that bear alpha gets more poeple to playWish granted, but BEAR (Alpha) is now owned by EA and so is the rest of Roblox and every game on it, so the fans are going to scream about paywall.
to Bowser, and MKPC now has Cloudflare to prevent shitty adbots that promote phishing gambling sites and better account verification to prevent hackers.On 2026-07-21 at 17:53:54
Wish granted but the Switch 2 version has a DRM installed that renders the game unplayable after 24 hours of buying it
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bust
to Bowser and Twitter finally goes bustWish granted but all the bs from there just transports to another platform
to Bowser and these awful ads I keep seeing in MKPC are goneWish granted, but the same awful ads you keep seeing in MKPC will now be on every other site you use except for MKPC.
to Bowser to make MKPC significantly more popular, with more active players than normal every day.On 2026-07-21 at 06:08:17
To Bowser and in exchange I want the Poofie World to be realWish granted, but it suffers from an economy crisis.
to Bowser and I get the ability to fly (super cliché and simple but I actually would rlly like that)Wish granted but your sense of direction is permanently fucked and you end up flying into buildings a lot as a result of it
to Bowser and I finally become fem-presentingWish Granted but you don’t know how to represent female
to bowser and jr (each) to make PKHex easier and Bowser gets one wish Wish granted but PKHex dies and no-one uses it anymore.
to Bowser to make tiktok be bannedWish granted, but brainrot memes like Skibidi Toilet, Italian Brainrot, and 67 get revived.
to Bowser to make the world exactly the way it was, assuming AI never existed.Do you have any songs stuck in your head right now?
On 2026-09-27 at 17:54:20
On 2026-09-05 at 03:01:34
That one Indian song I found the name of not too long ago is stuck in my head constantly rn, and so are the songs in my desc sometimes
Drawing YOU
On 2026-09-05 at 01:33:53
me
Your birthday, your Mario Kart track
On 2026-09-03 at 02:34:41
Neo Bowser City
/!\ DEPARTURE, COMEBACK OR HIATUS NOTICES / ANNONCES DE DÉPARTS, DE RETOURS OU DE PAUSES
On 2026-09-13 at 06:02:47
I won't actually leave the site, but I have a LOT going on because of the fact that I have 2 houses where I go to one on weeks and the other on weekends and school. I will HAVE to use my Fire Stick at my week house for a lot of reasons I don't want to explain, and only expect me to post at night, and most of the reasons are related to privacy. My Fire Stick cannot play the game or send DMs so don't even bother expecting me to do either. My only activity on my Fire Stick will just be sending forum messages and reacting to forum messages. The website is blocked at my school and so is almost every way to get around, so I will not be there either. The only times of day you will likely find me posting during weeks are between 8:00PM and 9:30PM. It's also painful af to type on my Fire Stick, so expect all of my messages there to be short. I can't imagine typing this exact message on my Fire Stick.
1On 2026-07-05 at 22:21:16
I will be at vacation in New Hampshire for the next week or two, and btw I won't even log on to this website through my phone in this period of time. I changed my mind
WHAT IS THE WORST AD YOU HAVE SEEN ON YOuTUBE?
On 2026-07-17 at 21:40:07
Literally any pop-up ad that makes you download malware. The worst are those stupid fake McAfee ads that pop up, trap you in the tab, play these weird siren sound effects, and try to force you to download malware until you realize you can turn your computer off. About 2 years ago, I saw an ad like this and cried to my dad about it.
4What are traumatizing things you seen
On 2026-09-13 at 00:03:23
My school's bathrooms are terrible. There are so many vandalized and damaged stalls.
On 2026-08-10 at 00:21:49
the report topic today these days in general
4Favorite Cereal?
On 2026-09-20 at 20:57:17
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
5What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2026-08-14 at 18:45:07
I've been thinking abt this quote from a YouTuber all month since I watched this vid
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