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BREAKING NEWS: That was a good show ngl, Captain Sparrow is an amazing character.

BREAKING NEWS: Hell nah

Color pink, Species small creature.

I am.

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I know it isn't a hate crime, I would just like to know why I got a seemingly random reaction, implying that I had done something wrong. All I did was follow the instructions exactly and speak truthfully and I would like to know why that constitutes a faceplam.

Why were you respecting me? Are you stupid?
Anyway, I don't want your respect. Still, Nickelodeon is infinitely better than the trash on Cartoon Network.

I don't know. Just find them. I'm sure they exist.
I mean, I'd start by getting off Nickelodeon PERIOD, but that could just be me.

Never watched it

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fight me

Chapter 2: Second Chance



Hazel opens her eyes to see herself surrounded by a bright light, unable to determine where the source of the light is coming from.

???: Ah you're finally awake, welcome.
Hazel: Hold on a second.. Where am I..?
???: Well.. There is no easy way to say this, but whilst you were in the arcade you glitched through the floor and died..
???: Quite a rather strange death if you ask me, but you are here now I guess..
Hazel: I DIED!?
???: That's correct, I guess you could call this the afterlife.
Hazel: The afterlife?
???: Yes, like I just said before.
Hazel: Sorry I am still overwhelmed right now.. I didn't expect to die by glitching through the floor..
???: Hm. I did not intend for you to die in such a strange way nor at such a young age, so I shall give you another chance at life.
Hazel: Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

The figure looks down upon her and nods its head, smiling.

Hazel: Before I go, I was wondering.. Who are you?

The figure begins to fade, as Hazel's vision becomes blurrier, slowly losing consciousness.

Hazel: Please answer me, who are you..?

She falls into a slumber.





Hazel wakes up yet again, but in the MKPCverse!

Random Cat: Heya! You keep waking up a lot don't you?
Hazel: Oh hey you're back, I should've listened to you, I'm sorry.
Hazel: WAIT DID YOU JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?
Random Cat: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hazel: Seeming as you are a random cat who breaks the fourth wall, do you know where we are by any chance?
Random Cat: Ah yes, you are in my realm, the MKPCverse. I knew you would be confused upon arriving here, so I just took another bite of the funny orb and I got teleported here.
Hazel: How would you even know that it does that?
Random Cat: It's not my first time. Hehe.
Random Cat: Anyways, I'm going to go get some catnip, it's better than whatever cocaine you have to offer in your reality.
Hazel: WAIT DON'T GO-

The Random Cat teleports away, as a shy gal approaches Hazel.

Hazel: Mother fuc-
Shy Gal: No no, you are not allowed to say that word.
Hazel: So much for freedom of speech..
Shy Gal: Yeah that's not how it works around-

The Shy Gal freezes in confusion.

Hazel: What's wrong?
Shy Gal: You aren't from here.. Are you..?
Hazel: No I'm not.
Shy Gal: Yeah I can tell, you've got a very different.. character.. to the rest of us..
Hazel: Rude much?
Shy Gal: OH MY FUCKING GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Hazel: I thought we weren't allowed to use profanity here!
Shy Gal: Ah right..
Shy Gal: You do know that there is a reason that there are no humans that explore this realm..?
Hazel: No..?
Shy Guy: It's because the Queen will kill you.
Hazel: Where did you come from!?
Shy Guy: I recommend you stop getting high, whoever you are.
Shy Guy: It's bad for your health, you should know that already.
Hazel: Just let me smoke when I need to smoke, alright?
Shy Guy: Sure, but this habit is going to kill you, you know that right?
Shy Gal: That's not important right now, we have a more serious problem!
Shy Guy: More serious than someone dying through a drug addiction?
Shy Gal: If we don't sort this out then we are all going to die!
Hazel: What the actual flying fuck is happening?
Shy Gal: Well uhmm.. There's a uhhh..
Shy Guy: There is a glitch that let loose and is corrupting the world around us, meaning that unless we get rid of this glitch and the source of which it came from, then we will all die.
Shy Gal: Yeah..
Hazel: Haha funny! You absolute prankster, so full of bullshi-

The sky above them starts to rapidly glitch about.

Hazel: Okay yeah, I see what you mean.
Shy Gal: There's not enough time! Come with us!

The Shy Gal grabs both Shy Guy and Hazel by the arms and gets inside her kart, before driving off.

Hate to be a nitpicker but try to contribute a bit more to the topic than saying something completely unnecessary (i.e Ok) or just don't say anything
Also you really could've just reacted with :OK: to the first message