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Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)


After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)



August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment




Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking



Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-



Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?



Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.



Announcement: MKPC Global racers-


Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?


Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!



Iam: steps in his custom kart



Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.



Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too



5 minutes pass...




Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.




they all drive to the track while everything is getting started



Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.



MKfan: Did we get a team name?



Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.



everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.




Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"




crowd laughs



Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!



Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!




VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!




Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!




Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?




Mr. David: F*ck.




Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item




item sound effect




Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!




Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.


2nd Commentator: Very funny.



crowd laughs



Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?




Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell



Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!



Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.



Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!



Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.



back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!



KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




crowd looks away and flinches.




Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.





Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!




All the other racers pass him




LAP 2



Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off



Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.




Joshy is in last.



Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!



He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill



Joshy: smirks Bet.


LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!



Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.


KA-CHOW



Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!




crowd goes crazy




Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!



Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st



Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!


2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS



everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed


Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team




crowd: screams in happiness and joy





Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!



Next episode coming soon...

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It's the Algiers Casbah/Citadel

Made a MPM loading screen (works in game)
Would love to make more but I need life-like drawing of other characters in the universe, so if any of you are willing to contribute to the game version of the MPM universe be free to send any suggestions
Examples being:
Sultan Fiery I (working name)
Emperor Twilight II


EDIT: Here's the background for @Fiery 's image:

02 had blood

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What that mouth do??? 😳🤤

I hate it when a rival CPU soccer player gets past ALL my defenders in FIFA 11.

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In this case, the paratroopas represent my defenders, the toad represents the player who just scored, the yoshi is my GK, and the smiley face is the ball.

1. The person who we all hate
2. Someone that has bowser in their name
3. The person who created MKPC
Edit: different clues people