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Oh. Still dunno why you were that pissed, but everything you listen to has the N word in it so I guess I could say I'm disappointed but not surprised

Why the hell are you agressive ?? Also that one was racist, definitively reporting.
Guess you are truly a Cruz...

Singular:A Cruz
Plural:Some Cruzzes

A person who is annoying, stupid and is obsessed with you to a point it makes you feel uncomfortable.

                                                 


Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!

Episode 8: Sleepover Mayhem



Iam: Yo Joshy, you're mom is the best cooker, I can't lie!
Joshy: Thanks
serves dinner
Julia: Bon Appétit! (Enjoy your meal!)

Episode 7: Rainbow Riot


the end of the Grand Prix and Joshy is walking home with Yoshi

Joshy: And then she yelled so loud I actually froze and accepeted my fate, because she called me by my full name!
Yoshi: Yeah and-
Joshy recives and call and they stare at each other
Yoshi: You gon answer it or what?
answers
Joshy: Hello?
Mimi: Where are you? You guys are having another race!
Joshy: ANOTHER ONE!?! WHERE?!
Mimi: In space!!
Joshy: What the fuck? How are we gonna race in space?
Mimi: I don't know you guys just have to come back!
call ends
Joshy: BRO! WE WALKED 45 MINUTES HERE JUST TO DRIVE BACK!

ShyGuy stopping by

ShyGuys: You guys need a ride? I heard we need to head back for another race!
Yoshi: Yes please
Joshy: Yes please
they hop in
Yoshi: Thanks ShyGuys, you're a lifesaver
ShyGuys: Thanks , so how you guys doing?
Joshy: Good, and you?
ShyGuys: Good too thank you, I just know we're winning this
they arrived to the Mario Kart PC Center
Mimi: Are you guys the MKPC Racers?
ShyGuys: We are yes.
they get to the locker room
Max: Heyo
Zach: Hi!!
Miku: Welcome back
August: Hi!
Limey: Yooo whats up bro
Ossama: Welcome back
Coolmonkey: Yo!
WorldRecord: Hi again!

they all sit in the back and have a conversion
Ossama: So we're racing on Rainbow Road!
Joshy: Yeah but which one?
Ossama: SNES Rainbow Road.
Yoshi: Huddle up, so we're gonna make a wall formation with defense just like last time, and we will use trail items such as bombs, and shells. And we're NOT gonna let them win right team?!
Joshy: YEAH!
Ossama: HELL YEAH!
WorldRecord: YEAH!
ShyGuys: ALRIGHT!
August: Yeah!
Max: YEAH!
Limey: HELL YUH!!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys head out, the transportation vehicle is about to go!
they head out and enter the vehicle
Captain Jay: Hello MKPC Racers, I am Captain Jay, will be bringing you to the Rainbow Road above so sit back and enjoy the ride and view. Taking off in 3...2...1
vehicle leaves
August: Is this some kind of spaceship car?
Yoshi: I mean, I guess so.
chattering
Yoshi: So you guys remember the plan right?
Miku: Yes
August: Yes
WorldRecord: Yes
Joshy: Yes
ShyGuys: Yes
Sebastian: Yes!
Captain Jay: Thank you for choose Jay Cosmic Airlines and you have reached your destination, and good luck on your race!
they all walk out
*crowd goes wild*

Announcement: Welcome to the special race we will be holding at the Rainbow Road which is a crazy event we have every Grand Prix! We will be having different teams! Since the Team None has won the Mushroom Cup Championship they earned their way into the special race! Welcome...TEAM NONE!!!
*crowd cheers*
Announcement: And and welcome the "SUPER KARTS"
*crowd cheers*
Lakitu: RACERS! GET INTO YOUR CARS
walking to kart
ShyGuys: Im shaking like crazy now, what if we fall?!
Lakitu: RACERS, START YOUR ENGINES! THREE......TWO.....ONE.....GO!!!!
(music to use for the background )

Annoucement: AND THEY ARE OFF!! WITH SUPER KARTS IN THE LEAD!
*crowd cheers*
Super Karter #2: *grabs an item box* A BANANA?! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!!
Announcement: TEAM NONE IN THE LEAD BUT WITH 1 SUPER KARTER IN 1ST BUT THE REST OF THE TEAM IS IN THE BACK! And they pulled triple red shells!
ShyGuys: YOSHI!! There's triple red's coming right towards us!

Yoshi: Then, GET INTO WALL FORMATION with defense!
Announcement: Wow! And Team None has a plan! Blocking the red shells with their wall formation, pretty smart!

Ossama: Sharp turn incoming!!
August: takes drift but fails AHHHHH!!!!
Lakitu: *comes in and saves august* Don't worry August, do you really think we're gonna let you fall down like that?
August: Really...?
Lakitu: No
Announcement: And August from Team None has fell off!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Joshy, do you see that?
Joshy: Isn't that? BOWSER'S CASTLE?! AND HE'S FIRING CANONBALLS!!
BOOM
part of the Rainbow Road has fell down

Announcement: Oh no! Part of Rainbow Road has fell! But it is still drive-able! We are sending The Toad Help Crew to fix the track!
Lap TWO!!!!
Ossama: *gets an item box* Gets a bom-omb
Limey: *snaking his way to the front pack*
ShyGuys: That SUPER KART guy is still in first! We gotta stop him!
Yoshi: Don't worry i'll go!
ShyGuys: NO DONT HE HAS BANANAS!!
SUPER KARTER: Who does he think he is?! Well, he should had seen this coming *pulls lever and releases a trail of bananas!
Yoshi: SHIT! *swerves*
SUPER KARTER: Hah!
Joshy: That's it let's go with my lead! AGGRESSIVE FORMATION!!
WorldRecord: CHAAARGEEE!!
*they all zoom toward 1st throwing their items at Super Karter*
Super Karter: *looking at mirror* what the hell? *looks back* OH SHIT! *looks front* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls off*


Announcement: OOF! And their plan worked! What a lap! TEAM NONE threw all their items and made SUPER KARTERS fall off!


Limey: Wait, where'd August go?!
*drives by*
ShyGuys: What? You like her...?
Limey: WHAT?! NO!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!!!!
Ossama: GUYS LOOK THEY ARE USING OUR TACTIC!!
Yoshi: OH SHIT!
they all spin out
Miku: WE NEED TO COMEBACK BEFORE THEY BEAT US!

TIME: 17:02 PM. Location: Solar System. Distance from finish line: 8 yards (24 feet). Chances of winning 78.21%

WorldRecord: OSSAMA! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! THROW THE BOMB!
Ossama: I can do this...*throws bomb with perfect accuracy and knocks out the whole pack of SUPER KARTERS*
they zooms by and pass the finish line

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!
Announcement: WHAT A RACE! SUPER KARTERS HAD IT FOR A MOMENT BUT OSSAMA'S INCREDIBLE ACCURACY AND AWESOME BOMB SNIPE SAVED THE WHOLE TEAM! WHAT A COMEBACK!! WHAT A RACE

Well, that is the end of Episode 7: Rainbow Riot! Stay tuned for Episode 8: Sleepover Night! Coming soon!

Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)


After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)



August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment




Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking



Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-



Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?



Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.



Announcement: MKPC Global racers-


Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?


Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!



Iam: steps in his custom kart



Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.



Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too



5 minutes pass...




Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.




they all drive to the track while everything is getting started



Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.



MKfan: Did we get a team name?



Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.



everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.




Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"




crowd laughs



Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!



Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!




VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!




Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!




Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?




Mr. David: F*ck.




Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item




item sound effect




Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!




Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.


2nd Commentator: Very funny.



crowd laughs



Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?




Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell



Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!



Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.



Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!



Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.



back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!



KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




crowd looks away and flinches.




Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.





Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!




All the other racers pass him




LAP 2



Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off



Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.




Joshy is in last.



Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!



He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill



Joshy: smirks Bet.


LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!



Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.


KA-CHOW



Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!




crowd goes crazy




Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!



Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st



Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!


2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS



everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed


Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team




crowd: screams in happiness and joy





Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!



Next episode coming soon...

i just wanted to (っ◞‸◟ c)  

It's the Algiers Casbah/Citadel

Made a MPM loading screen (works in game)
Would love to make more but I need life-like drawing of other characters in the universe, so if any of you are willing to contribute to the game version of the MPM universe be free to send any suggestions
Examples being:
Sultan Fiery I (working name)
Emperor Twilight II


EDIT: Here's the background for @Fiery 's image:

02 had blood

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